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PilotWatch '08: Bad Mothers, Good Behavior, and Alyssa Milano

It's casting season for the broadcast networks' fall pilots, and with every casting announcement we get a peek into what kinds of shows the networks are looking at for the fall. The verdict? Eh. I'm underwhelmed. Especially when it comes to the roles for women.

But you can draw you own conclusions — here are some of the pilots in the works and the actresses attached, with my wildly premature speculation thrown in as a bonus. Feel free to add your own observations in the comments.

BAD MOTHER'S HANDBOOK (ABC) - Alicia Silverstone (Miss Match), Alia Shawkat (Arrested Development)

Plot
A comedy about a 32-year-old woman (Silverstone) who is too busy taking care of her 16-year-old daughter (Shawkat) and 48-year-old mother.

Snap Judgment
Would they ever make a comedy called Bad Father's Handbook? No.

Does Alicia Silverstone have a bad track record on TV? Yes.

Will I check this out anyway? Maeby.

GOOD BEHAVIOR (ABC) - Mae Whitman (Arrested Development)

Plot
A dramedy based on the New Zealand show Outrageous Fortune that centers on the matriarch of a family of criminals who straightens out her brood after her husband goes to jail for five years. Whitman plays Roxy, the family's smart teen daughter who has been blackmailing her principal and selling hall passes and permission slips.

Snap Judgment
Veronica Mars creator Rob Thomas is writing this show, so I'm semi-optimistic about it. And at least Whitman's character is described as "smart." (Really? Her?)

KINGS (NBC) - Allison Miller

Plot
The story of King David, centering on David Shepherd (Christopher Egan), a pure-hearted young warrior who joins the court of the charismatic and authoritative King Silas (Ian McShane). Miller plays Michelle Benjamin, Silas' daughter who falls in love with David.

Snap Judgment
Another show revolving around a male hero in which virtually all the women's storylines revolve around being someone's love interest? Excellent!

Because we don't see enough of that on The Tudors. Or Mad Men. Or Nip/Tuck. Or in every historical epic or action movie in the theaters.

UNTITLED KRISTIN NEWMAN COMEDY (ABC) - Alyssa Milano (Charmed)

Plot
A thirtysomething woman (Milano) tries to break free of her overbearing and dysfunctional family, friends and boss.

Snap Judgment
We know Milano can do comedy, and the show actually revolves around her character, so this one might have potential.

And at least she's not someone's wife/girlfriend.

For now, anyway.

MEANT (CBS) - Amy Smart (The Butterfly Effect)

Plot
A romantic drama about a young woman (Smart) who dies, but must return to Earth and help people improve their lives.

Snap Judgment
Wasn't this a show already? Called Dead Like Me? Starring Ellen Muth and Whitley from A Different World?

Oh, wait — in this one, the lead character is blond.

Now I see the difference!

UNTITLED ED YEAGER COMEDY PILOT (ABC) - Paula Marshall (Out of Practice), Jaime King (Sin City)

Plot
An easygoing, recently divorced dad (Jay Mohr) tries to navigate new waters with his ex-wife (Marshall), to whom he was married for 15 years, his kids and his new girlfriend (King).

Snap Judgment
Wasn't this a show already? Called Almost Every Broadcast Network Sitcom on TV in the Last 20 Years?

Eh, at least Paula Marshall's in it. Now if only she'd channel Regina and seduce Jaime King, that would make for an interesting show!

CRUSOE (NBC) - Anna Walton (Vampire Diary)

Plot
A drama based on Daniel Defoe's classic novel Crusoe about a man (Philip Winchester) who leaves his wife Susannah (Walton) in pursuit of an adventure, only to end up shipwrecked on a remote tropical island for 28 years.

Snap Judgment
1) Serves him right.

2) There better not be a volleyball co-starring in this show.

3) If there is, who wants to bet the volleyball gets more lines than the wife?

Stay tuned for more news about TV shows in development as the season progresses...

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  • Gaby's picture

    I know I probably won´t see this..

    .. because of where I live, but still.

    - Meant: Wasn't this a show already? Called Dead Like Me? Starring Ellen Muth and Whitley from A Different World? I thought that too! And I actually liked that show.

    - About Paula Marshall´s untitled pilot.. PLEASE BRING REGINA BACK!!! She rocked!!!

    - Crusoe and your snap judgement.. Priceless! (It does serve him right hehe)

    Thank you for keeping us informed

     

    cosmiccowgirl's picture

    I concur with the snap judgments

    Both Kings and Crusoe are retelling age-old stories--great stories, but they've been told umpteen million times. Hmmm. How to make them fresh? Put a woman in the lead role! I would watch both of those if they had female leads, but as it is, none of these shows sound remotely interesting.
    Kaytiana's picture

    Dollhouse

    At least we have Dollhouse coming to cancel out all the rest of this crap!!  Yay!!  Whedon!!
    prettyinblack33's picture

    YAY!

    I can't wait for Dollhouse! I'll definitely check out the shows from the Arrested Development girls and Alyssa Milano! ~Your only obligation in any lifetime is to be true to yourself.

    — Richard Bach~
    Kayla's picture

    Squee!!!

    There are no words to describe how much I can't wait for this show!!! Joss Whedon is my hero!
    Nathiest's picture

    wow not a one of these

    wow not a one of these shows will make it pass it third episode I think its safe to say.

    Though I will probable watch that Amy Smart tv show that by the way sounds nothing like deadlikeme.

    -Nathiest
    live for lust die for love

    c.cuevas's picture

    Allison Miller....

    she totally looks like Charlese Theron i did a double take.
    melissa's picture

    The only one i would watch

     

    would be the one with Alyssa Milano.  I have been watching her since Who's the Boss. But she will always be a Charmed One. 

    playthemusic814's picture

    Hmm...

    All these shows sound like they won't last long. But, I'll be watching Alyssa Milano and Paula Marshall for as long as their shows are on. I heart them so.

    I miss Regina. Man, that was a good show...

    ~It means pride.~

    jillj's picture

    I can't believe no one has

    I can't believe no one has said anything about the amazing AD references!
    tiff2's picture

    Bad Mother's Handbook

    I own the book, and it was actually a really good read. I don't see it translating well into a tv series though, especially a comedy, because the book was rather serious in some parts. I also need to add that the book's British, so I don't know how they'll end up adapting the humour for an American audience.
    Veritas's picture

    "Will I check this out

    "Will I check this out anyway? Maeby."

     

    How can anyone be as cool as you? Oh, wait, they can't!

     

    You rock! ^^

     

    Why did the gods have to punish us by taking AD from us? WHY!!!??? They made a huuuuuuge mistake! 

    alex's picture

    arrested development!

    wow, Bland is looking good!

    love the AD joke there.

    Rob thomas is involved, so im predicting it will be:
    a. awesome
    b. full of snark and twisty love triangles
    c. cancelled just when it starts to hit its stride

    Alcy's picture

    Outrageous Fortune

    I can't believe the ideas have run so dry that they would want to steal Kiwi TV shows which by and large are excruciatingly painful due to a combination of bad acting and bad writing (our movies are usually a different story though which is weird). I can't stand the concept and I can't stand to watch the Kiwi Outrageous Fortune so I don't think I'd be interested in the American one.

    The rest of the shows are also a big fat meh...except maybe the Alyssa Milano one if they throw in some girl on girl action...

    sirdykesalot's picture

    I just have to say...

    I love your wit.
    carla's picture

    arrested development

    i'm still mourning the loss of arrested development.  i looved the ad references!  'seriously, you couldn't pick her out of a lineup of one.'  ohh egg!

    Effie Fernandes's picture

    Sexy Faces.

    Love Effie Ferns!

    Kisses!!@@

    1>2<3>4<5>6<7> They are beautiful womyns'. With Beautiful characters. Superb!!

    equality77's picture

    Everyone seems to have

    Everyone seems to have missed this but Portia also has a new show in the works as well although the name of it has slipped my mind.
    shedetective's picture

    Ill pick D-no thank you to all of the above

    I wish better roles for Alicia Silverstone I really do...that damn Clueless

    Discontented_Clownfish's picture

    I don't think

    I don't think Meant really sounds like Dead Like Me, other than starring women who die but don't really "pass on." Dead Like Me was more about improving death than improving people's lives, what with helping the souls move on and coming to terms with the inevitability of death. And Ellen Muth is blond (at least on the show), albeit a darker/dirty blond.
    Badgersprite's picture

    I concur. I think Meant

    I concur. I think Meant sounds more like 'Touched By An Angel' without the inspiration. *shrug*
    snoopypez's picture

    Wow.. seeing those recent

    Wow.. seeing those recent pictures of Alia and Mae freaks me out because I just remember them both from being like, twelve on State of Grace. I miss that show. :O
    Badgersprite's picture

    A comedy about a

    A comedy about a 32-year-old woman (Silverstone) who is too busy taking care of her 16-year-old daughter (Shawkat) and 48-year-old mother.

     

    Wow, what very convenient age gaps. Not even three months to give or take; exactly sixteen years between each of them. How coincidental. As an avid maths geek, I don't know whether to roll my eyes at the farce or to be thrilled that people know their times tables.

    bionic_lemons's picture

    Honest

    Outrageous Fortune was remade by ITV in England as a programme called Honest which I really got into. The mother and the youngest daughter are good female characters. And there was a Trans guy in there too.
    Kayla's picture

    My first comment

    I had to give it up for the brilliant "If there is, who wants to bet the volleyball gets more lines than the wife?" I'm dying over here. The sad thing is that would probably be true.
    katie's picture

    There was also a British tv

    There was also a British tv version of the bad mother's handbook which was amazing, starring Catherine Tate, Anne Reid and Holly Granger. I hope that the American version will cut it but I have doubts.

    I would probably watch something that Alyssa Milano did because she has proven she is quite well rounded, doing drama and comedy. And of course I can't wait for dollhouse by Joss

     

    AMN's picture

    Snap judgments

    The snap judgments were the best part of this article.  My favourite was the last one.

    Fall viewing doesn't seem to be looking too promising.  That's okay...I've come to the point where I'd rather read....and get my entertainment here.  AE has better shows and stars than television.

    I'm looking forward to the follow-up when more show ideas are out there, and we get more snap judgments.  Awesome article!

    Robin's picture

    OMG, I LOOOOOVE Paula Marshall.

    I wasn't even going to give Gary, Unmarried a chance, but bam! There's Paula Marshall. Delicious as ever with laser-pointed comic timing.  I can even forgive that she's not playing lez here. Well she kinda is giving her highly unlikely (read: ridiculous) romance with Ed Begley Jr's character. 

    Does anyone else feel like she just lights up a room when she smiles? 

    Sigh. 

     

     

    I'm a Sagittarius -- part ass, part dude with a loaded weapon, what's not to love?