Sarah, I love you. You give me the opportunity to laugh in the face of sheer bigotry. I appreciate that. A lot.

Up until the punching, it was a real nice party...

Ridiculous. Utterly ridiculous. Pink guns?!

 Honestly, tell me this is not something off of Jon Stewart!

Seriously? People actually *watch* Fox as a reliable "news" network? I cannot believe that anyone would legitimately believe something like this these days...

(Or am I just... 'Canadian'???)

I would rather be on mars then with these crazy people. Give me a break...

And thanks Sarah for making this story funny, only way I got to the end and felt better.

I don't want to doubt you
Know everything about you
I don't want to sit
Across the table from you
Wishing I could run.....

-Cake, and what I live my life by.

Why did this remind me of this clip? Grannies from hell!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CStfT8gCrjM

"call me old fashioned but I prefer feminism that leaves a little something to the imagination!"

this is why i dont watch fox news
because its not really news.
this is why i despise bill orielly
i swear hes as ignorant as a 5 yearold.
His show should be taken off the air
andthat detective should be fired

your mom upside down is wow

Poor, poor Bill... nothing much else to say about him.

Does anyone else feel dumber just from watching that clip, or just me?

Check this out- http://www.myspace.com/marchinghome_documentary

Hoop skirts!! (Yes, I will shamelessly plug a friend's stuff. What of it?)

and it disgusts me further to think of all of the people who are going to believe every word of that without question.  I can see it already...some elderly woman in one of those "go anywhere" chairs, chasing me through the grocery parking lot...wielding nothing but a cane and the words "lesbian whippersnapper". I guess I'd better start leaving the flip-flops at home and opt for running shoes...Thanks Bill.  Really. 

"Yes, and here in my New York apartment, we have regular meetings of LSOC (Lesbians Sitting on the Couch), where we brandish hard plastic remotes menacingly at our television set while cruelly biting down on popcorn kernels. Quick, catch us before we strike again!"

Where do I sign up? I'm really quite the pro at the whole couch and remote thing. Actually, I currently have four remotes and an x box controller on my couch -- lol I have no idea how to play x box, but our dvd player broke and I was getting desperate. . . . for some reason I think I remember the x box controller vibrating when my brother was trying to show me some game . . . it could have been another system though, he only has like a million . . . or five . . . (it's two am, okay? a vibrating game controller seems pretty funny to me right now)

I keep looking for some quote option in all the little buttons below, I thought there was one but I don't see it. It's probably there somewhere but it's after two am, my brain is elsewhere. ::shrugs:: Italics will have to do.

Um, hate to break it you, Ron, but those "movements" happening "all over the country" are called "pride parades," and the only thing criminal about them is the sports bra-only look some lesbians try to pass off as actual outfits.

I actually laughed out loud at that one (well sort of, it was a silent laughing out loud because I didn't want to wake anyone up . . . most people are asleep at two am) I think that may be the best use of quotation marks that I have ever seen!

Lucky me, I only got to see the first little bit of the youtube video. It was really funny when I was just reading what you were saying about their stupidity, but seeing them report that with a straight face is really unsettling. Part of me still found it amusing . . . but the fact that they seem to believe what they're saying . . . Mars is starting to look pretty inviting.

Damn, leave it to Bill to blow up the spot!  Now my Pussy Posse and I must pack our pink pistols pronto and leave town.

Hope he doesn’t come after us with those wack loofahs falafels sex toys:

http://www.boingboing.net/2004/10/13/fox_news_producer_su.html

let's entertain these absurdities for a second.

nah, let's not. what a sick fucking bastard! how/why is o'reilly still on the air?

"pink pistols, 9mm glocks"???????? Are they sure it wasn't a vibrator or something

True glory consists in doing what deserves to be written and writing what deserves to be read.

You continue to amaze me on a regular basis, with not only your ability to write, but your obvious intelligence, wit, and "thinking (wo)man's" humor.  It's kind of inspiring to be honest.  Especially in the face of all of this insanity.  My hat is off to you.

I can't even be mad about this. I mean, usually, I get so annoyed and angry, but I just can't. This is just...hilarious. Ridiculous. Wow. At least I got a good laugh out of it.

Eh. But the sad thing is that people will actually believe this junk. Greeeat. -sigh-

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Rawr! <3

My mom catches his show every day if she can. If she saw this today, I expect the first thing to come out of her mouth when I come out to HER to be, "Was it the GTO? DTO? WHO DID THIS TO YOU!?!??"

Or how about this as a plot for next suspense thriller movie? Can't you just see it now? Movie poster will of course feature the then infamous pink gun...

150 lesbian gangs in the DC area??? Well, I know where I'm going on my next vacation! :) WOOHOO! DC here I cum!

http://sarasdarkness.blogspot.com

This is a great blog.. though I have no been so disgusted of O' Reilly.

You have inspired me to write my own blog.

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog&pop=1&indicate=1

"...it makes sense that, if you had lawless gay people, they would do this kind of thing"........ what?! am i reading this wrong or is he suggesting that the only thing that keeps us crazed homosexuals from running round raping people and committing crimes is that it's against the law? and actually bill, none of what you're saying makes sense.

Pink Guns?! *taps chin thoughtfully*

Oh...My...God.....Paris Hilton is Gay! NOOOOOOOOOOoooooo!!! *scream of absolute horror*

i was laughing at sarahs great writing before i watched the video, in a way i now wish i hadn't, i mean come on!

Right here in Washington, D.C., actually in Maryland, Capitol Heights, Maryland, last week, a young man was attacked at one of the Metro stations, beaten beyond who knows what, put in the hospital. And the police found out that it was a group of six women who identified themselves as being members of a lesbian gang that actually attacked this young man.

this seems to me like these women (entertaining the idea that that part is true) got arrested and were understandably pissed off, and said they were a "lesbian gang" sarcastically, because from this site we all know how sarcastic us scary lesbians can be, and was mistook as being serious . . . thats the way i see it, of course i dont actually belive a word that comes out that detectives mouth.

like the rest of you im so pissed about this cos you just know so many people are gonna believe this crap, i really think we all need to do something about this, what, i dont know, but something (im sure GLAAD will be all over this as well)

www.myspace.com/jo_16_

Oh dear. How funny is the footage of the girlfights? Like where'd they pull that out from? Those chicks are probably fighting over boys.

I just watched OUTFOXED today if you haven't seen it you should check it out it's worth it. Anybody who takes Bill O'Reilly seriously, needs their head examined.

The guy is like the biggest scumbag on earth and I hope he dies a horrible slow death. He says crazy propaganda nonsense like this Every. Single. Day.

Seriously. Come ON! I mean really?!?! 

Lesbian Gangs? PINK PISTOLS? For crying out loud.

The whole segment just screams overkill; right wing bullsh!t. And Jo, how right you are, people are so going to believe that this true. Unbelievable.

I think i have been rendered (relatively) speechless.

That is a real rarity.

~I've been watching your world from afar, I've been trying to be where you are, I've been secretly falling apart...~

"Now, when they recruit the kids, are they indoctrinating them into homosexuality?"

is it me or does that sound quite appealing?

I'm pretty internet-focused, so when I see Bill O'Reilly I always think "he's a troll, right?" and then my faith in humanity dies a little when I remember that he isn't. It's a wonder I've got any left. Blech.

This whole thing kind of makes me think that Bill was watching an episode of Girltrash and ran with the idea.

"... here in my New York apartment, we have regular meetings of LSOC (Lesbians Sitting on the Couch), where we brandish hard plastic remotes menacingly at our television set while cruelly biting down on popcorn kernels. Quick, catch us before we strike again!"

Haha, I think the LSOC must make up about 99.99% of the lesbian population! And every member watching The O'Reilly Factor broke a tooth on a popcorn kernel while watching this garbage.

Do you think someone could send this blog post to Bill O'Reilly? He sure doesn't like being made fun of so he may get angry (hopefully). Heh.

O'Reilly is just a stupid, pompous whinbag ... which would be okay if he admitted that he reports in a completely biased manner, but he pretends he doesn't spin events to further his own prejudices!
Any smart conservative should be embarrassed by Fox News' constant bad representation of them (I know I am).

Has anybody here seriously ever encountered anyone who is a member of these so-called widespread gangs? Anyone? Has anybody ever heard of anyone else who encountered anyone from them? Didn't think so. What a 'tard.

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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

I am so not watching this whole video clip! I've seen the first 20 seconds and I can take no more of these absolutely senseless, brain-burning "news"! And there are people in America watching things like this? AND believing it? What a bad bad world is this?!

And pink pistols? That's just... who comes to think of such things?

Anna

Just from reading that, I found that really disturbing. How could something like that even be shown on any network? I know Fox is meant to be full of tabloid trash type of news, but that's just ridiculous. I'm sure GLAAD or some organisation could sue them for what their trying to pass off as news.

I'm also kind of glad that Rupert Murdoch is not an Australian citizen anymore and doesn't own any TV network here. We've had bad shows before in Australia but Fox network beats them single handed with that sort of crap.

Seriously some satirical comedy show or some show like the Stephen Colbert Report should make fun of it just to show how ridiculous it is.

I know for a fact there are girl gangs in this country who for some may identify as lesbians or bi women, but I've never heard about any girl gangs  refer themeselves as lesbian gangs or dyke gangs.  I mean geez young girls still can be targeted for attack by other girls and /or boys if they even come out in a gang affliated group.  There was a great book called 8 ball Chicks written by Gini Sikes iduring the  mid  90s Sikes interviewd and spent  a year with girl gangs telling their side of the story.  In one of the interviews one of girls , I do  remember, identify as non-straight (she was still transition of  figuring her sexuality) but couldnt come out in her particular gang in fear of being hurt or murdered.    However, O'Reilly decided to do a spin of the NY city tale of an incident between group of women who identified as gay versus a man. I think that  there is no epidemic of lesbian gangs  maybe a number of girl gangs are rising (and they do have to be "beaten in" to join).  If there were young girls in the school system who may not necessarily take sexuality or orientation seriously, may have formed a gang as a way in getting attention. Heck they may not even be Lesbian idenitfied but just roll with the Lesbian theme for attention.   I just wish there was a disclaimer about  the issue if it was presented like "ok...we gonna talk about a rare subject lesbian gangs but no means refer to or in part of or connection with the general  LGBTQI community, etc."

It was the way Fox News Network presented the story to support the anti-gay campaign during election time especially since  same-sex marriage and other LGBTQI issues are back in the limelight. It's a conspiracy to swindle the Amercian public when acceptance of LGBTQI peeps is gaining some momentum.

I going to write a nasty letter to Fox news .  We should petition Fox. The network purposely slanted the news on behalf of  the O'Reilly's show to misrepresent girl gangs,girls,and  Lesbians and increase the ratings, like a trashy network like Fox would do. 

Anybody up for a Petition ?  I am

why o why must this idiotic guy be on tv at the first place? man...it's sickening.all d junks he's uttering.all nonsense.but heck..pretty funny.You,Sarah can make it pretty funny.

one reassoooonnn...i love this place;)

-Me heart is not in a good condition.For it kept being turned down so often.-

Wow...the stupidity just grows and grows. I live in Marylanf and I've never heard of these so-called gangs.  

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was convinced i was a member of a lesbian mafia...lol

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