Michelle Paradise's Worst Date Stories

The favourite people of AE? Isn't that a little mean to the other people of AE? Haha! But I'm sure they're going to forgive you. But oh, what a lovely way to start my saturday morning. Thanks!

Too bad I didn't have any terrible date stories, it would be sooo cool to see you all reanact it. Go Karman that you know what <3 means! I was starting to feel rediculously young...

Loved it!!! Wish this could be a weekly thing, haha! Happy holidays!!

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Oh, this is so fantastic!! Thanks so much!! It's like AfterEllenOverload in the very very best way... *squee!!*

I just gotta ask, though, is there any way to download the videos to my computer? I'm going away for the holidays and will be offline for an entire week... Watching this over and over would be the prefect antidote to spending an entire week with relatives.

... are complete freaknuts!

That was just frigging awesome! Thanks ladies! Again. I think Marnie should be the honorary lesbian of the year!

"It's not that kind of a vlog." ::giggles::

Congratulations for the winner! You truly deserve to go on that cruise :)

King of Useless Trivia here, I think the person you were thinking of on Regis and Kathie Lee was Geilman, who they'd often talk to off screen and who would fetch things for them. God, if only I could actually remember stuff that actually mattered, I'd rule the world LOL Okay, back to watching the show.

This was one awesome vlog! You guys are hilarious!

The best one for me was the one with Jill & Dara and the pills. I couldn't stop laughing.

As Lesbian Members of the world (don't lie, you each have a card) you should be ashamed of yourself for that horrid representation of rugby. :)

 

Thank you for the early morning laughter.

Happy Holidays,

C

you are crazy people in the best way possible 

thanks for the laughs

happy holidays to everyone

but we´re never gonna survive unless we get a little crazy

I really want to see this, but the AfterEllen video player just WON'T work for me. Or well - it works, but it takes forever to load and is really choppy, so it's pretty much impossible to watch without going crazy. I can't even pause the video and wait while it loads because it stops loading when I press pause! Do you have plans to upload this to another video host?

I can't belive you guys picked my story, and I'm glad Jill liked it, and the funny thing is that right after i posted the story she sent me a e-mail and now we are dating. Oh yeah she doesn't pray after sex and she came out to her parents.

 

Damn I did get to put mine in! It’s horrible! I was having dinner with girl and we were sitting at an outside table. It was a horrible date, because I was really uncomfortable and nervous. It was going badly put it that way. Than I felt this tickle at the bottom of my leg and I looked down and a mouse was trying to climb my leg. I jumped and screamed and the mouse ran off and got its tail caught underneath the leg of some guys chair (the whole time I’m like oh my god, oh my god). It was trying to get free when a lady in stilettos walked around the corner and stuck her heel in its head and squash it and didn't even notice. I shouted OH GOD!! And turned back to the girl who had no idea what was going on (along with the whole restaurant). I told her I saw a mouse and was about to tell her the whole story but I realised she thought I was completely nuts so left it at that. We never saw each other again
 

 

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That was sooooo entertaining on so many levels, you are a bunch of nutters.

Thanks for not being sane

x

My dog was running around like crazy coz I was laughing so much :-P

Looks like you guys has as much fun making it as I did watching it! Hehe

Total success. What a great team :-D

Plus.

Jill x Marnia HOTness!

That nurse action....not to mention the vicks scene. LOL.

Great vlog, I hope you do this again some time!

I'm not sure which improv I liked best. The one with the girl running after the car or the wasted girl refusing to get in the Ambulance, he he he. They were all so good.

It also reminds me of the crazy dream I had last night. I dreamt about every lesbian I've ever met and for some reason Dara was there smoking a cigar!!!! Try and decipher that one dreammoods.com.

 Much love xxx

 

That was brilliant definately worth waiting for.

Any chance of Marnie being upped from guest vlogger to fulltime? I'm sure I'm not the only one who would love to see her in a regular vlog.

You ladies were great in this vlog. I thought my dates were bad but never on that bad. Geez, by watching the reenactments I felt sorry for those readers : a passed out drunk turned psychopath ;a pill poppin' wench ; a oops a daisy  lover gurl  who got a rash by makin out with another drunk in a bush. You know what your past worst date experiences made it to AE.com, at least  now you got something out of it.

Congrats to  the winner! I hope the cruise makes up for that  past worst date experience.

I give this vlog two thumbs way up!

Happy Holidays!

 

I'm in Vibe this month...pick up a copy..check me out and then put it back on the stand. thanks.

peace imani (Imani Coppola's Black & White album from her mypsace page)

I didn't think I could love you all more. 

I am reminded of the second PSA, when Sarah warned the writers that we would be forced to create our own entertainment if they didn't step up. Like I suspected at the time, that ain't such a bad thing.

Thank you all and Happy Holidays. 

 

That was brilliant and so hilarious. My two favorites were the Jill pill popping fiasco and Jill and Marnie's vicks experiment ;)

For the first time in my life I wish I would've had a disastrous date story just to have had a chance at that prize ;)

Congratulations to the winner!!

Here it is the shortest day of the year (northern hemisphere) and we get the longest vlog. How cool is that?  Way!  Kudos to the crew (both in front of and behind the camera) that made this worst date vlog so hilarious. The interpretive "rugby" dance was priceless. And I think Michelle P. has a promising future in shrubbery re-enactments.

Thanks so much for the laughs!  You guys at AE have really "brung it" this year, and it looks like '08 will be even better. The articles,recaps, blogs and vlogs (and comments) have been so entertaining.  Thanks again for the insanity that helps keep me sane.  Best wishes to all!!

Honestly, you guys had me in stitches the whole time. I had the best time watching this special and truly, special it was!

Marnie SO needs to be the honorary lesbian of this year.

This kind of sketch/improv thing should be a regular dealio on AE, SO much fun. You guys are so hilarious.

Thank you Michelle, Jill, Karman, Dara and Marnie, you guys just made my Christmas!

Thank you guys so much. I just did something I told myself I'd never do. I bought airport WiFi. All in the name of watching 5 uncommomly amazing, smart, funny, beautiful women. Thank you all for keeping me company during my 3hr layover. The Terrible Three rule my heart. Always a pleasure watching you cut up. MP, as Jill says, you are a delightfully charming woman. And, uh... More hot RN. Naked. Marnie, you stole my focus quite a few times. Of course, it goes without saying, it was worth every penny. Heck, for the "Vapor Rub" scene alone. Yowza. ~It means pride.~

"Oh god! Jesus!"

"Literally!"

 

Best. line. ever.

 

Loved the rugby dance. Amazing.

 

Congratulations to the winner, enjoy your cruise!

 

E

A long road

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A long road

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You guys are the SHIT!! That was awesome and I loved every minute, especially Jill chasing after Michelle in her truck in slow motion hehe.

The After Ellen "allstars" are certainly ending 2007 with a bang - seriously thank you all for continuing to do these vlogs and be the crazy ladies that you are because you really do rock the most!  Happy Holidays to you all, here's to 2008, whoop...

Oh and Sarah, if you should feel the need to hire a bar tender/waitress the next time you do an "allstar" vlog, I'd b more than happy to oblige!

Oh and Jill love the SexyBack rendition, it's my fav club track when I'm out!

That just totally made my day, thank you. Will rinse ;-) and repeat several times the coming days.

Whoo!

 

The Way The Cookie Crumbles

No Borders Allowed

but in a good way....

" I WANT MARNIE ON THE BENCH!"

spoken like a true exe's and oh's fan.

happy hanuka!!!!!!

thank you ladies, you guys were so hilarious and make me laugh so hard~~ :DDD   i think Jill just great at performance, especially on that " took lots of pills and passed out " story~

thanks again and happy holidays!  @>>->----

the 2nd video was definately my favorite, I loved the hot rn, seriously can Marnie Alton get any hotter?  I'm not sure it's possible, but hey I'd love to see her try lol

That was so funny and so great....Marnie I wouldnt mind you being my hot RN..If I needed one...Great Job....way to go gypsy!!!

well this started off the long day of cookie making on a good note.

the outtakes were awesome as well. Jill doing Justin.... :lol: and then her line "do I get jessica biel now"

this is the best xmas pressie ever!

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This was just.... WOW. Overload like woah. I see this vlog getting played over and over again during the holidays just to stay sane from... the holidays. :P

Happy Holidays everyone!

So, so, so funny! Congrats & many thanks to everyone involved & to all the people who sent in their stories (and to the winner of the cruise ;) ) Pure entertainment for an hour & a half, utter genius!

Far too many to pick out as favs but I did especially love the random chicken talk, lol!

Awesome Vlog...love the "A Christmas Story" references - you used up all the glue on purpose!

Can't wait for next year's vlogs!

...and...don't worry Karman,it will grow back!...and Jill, there's plenty of fish in the sea, and I ain't talking pisces. Though we're nice too!

Happy Holidays!