Wow I'm so excited!! I love you guys!! Is it bad that even watching Kate vomit is hot? Oh well if its wrong then I don't want to be right!

About the threesomes or open relationships, I definately couldn't do it! 

I'm watching Idol my favorite so far is Carly Smithson, those eyes omg! And she's got the voice!!  But I also love David Archuleta, he's the hometown boy. 

My question is about music..what's your all time favorite song? Favorite band? Favorite singer? ect.

Kate 2 words for you.....Scopalamine Patch! 

Another great offering from the "Dyamic Duo' of TBGSS.

Were you just vacationing or were you working the cruise, doing stand-up or anything comical?

My worst date was at a Toto concert with my ex.  She got stoned and drunk, threw up in my favorite hat in the back seat of the car, and passed out and I had to pay a kid passing by on a bike to help me get her into the apartment.  Needless to say, she is an EX (took me too long for that to happen tho...we have such high hopes).

3 ways....hmmmm, a long long long time ago, in my search for my identity, I did it with a straight couple I knew cause I was madly in love with the woman.  It was a one time thing and I realized I could never pay attention to more than one at a time...but got me closer to my final destination of loving women only!

OK...my sordid past is out there...whew.

loved it!

well, sadly i've never been in a relationship before, but i don't think i could do a threesome or have an open relationship...call me old fashion, but i'm a hopeless romantic and that's not my style!

uhmm...not really watching idol this year, too much homework and stuff, but my family is rooting for David Archuleta.....i will, however, make time when Work Out comes back in April! Jackie Warner and Rebecca Cardon...seriously....SOOOO HOT!

Julie, great stuff!

Kate, keep being cute!    :)

in college with my ex and her new girlfriend...and didn't stay very long either. All I can say now is...not gonna do that again (and I was the center of attention even).

Watching Transamerican Love Story. Peeking in on Dancing with the Stars...go Marlee!  But not a big fan of American Idol.  Also watching Survivor as my friend Ami is once again on it...otherwise I wouldn't watch that one either...go Ami!

You two are so funny! And I am watching Big Gay Sketch show as I do pay to get LOGO!

Awesome job on the vlog guys!! love it! I sadly have no funny or horible date stories to share.  PS Explorergal, that is one interesting story to say the least. Sorry about the hat. 

I watch Top Chef and Project Runway. I'm also a big fan of food network. Iron Chef is awesome.

To kate and julie, and other comment friends: what is the weirdest or worst job you've had to work?

my worst job was def. organic farmer, ugg sunburn like no other.  Weirdest job was def. construction on the Vyvyan Castle in my hometown.

Reality shows I'm watching:  America's Next Top Model, The Biggest Loser, American Idol (sometimes)...I'm sure there are more, but that's all I can think of right now.

Starting April 1st, I will be watching Hell's Kitchen.  I love that show!

Food Network is awesome, espeically Iron Chef America.

As for threesomes or open relationships...I couldn't do either of them.

When it comes to bad dates, I honestly can't think of one and that is partly due to the fact that I haven't really been on many dates.  Any takers???  Just kidding.  :) 

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I have to say I've never seen anyone puke so 'gracefully'.

Usually it is just mouth open and there it blows.

Great Vlog 

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Sorry you werent feeling so great there Kate, didnt look like fun.  BUT The vlog was great, nice and random broad topics. 

The Threesome:  NO WAY! I cant even imagine the relationship problems that arrise out of that, let along watching my girl with another person. No thank you.

Reality TV:  Dancing with the Stars, oh and Kid Nation when it was on, underage children working out their community problems is just funny

Question for Julie and Kate:  Which is better? Bob Barker or Drew Carey

Hope the cruise was fun and you felt better Kate!  Keep up the good work guys, and I LOVE TBGSS. 

Honestly, when I saw Part I of the video, I thought Kate was recreating the "vomit" episode on The Big Gay Sketch Show (the one involving relationships with older people) as a JOKE!!! Sorry to hear you were sick, Kate, but it happens to the best of us. You bring back memories of my first Olivia Cruise back in the early 90s. This, too, shall pass, and you'll look back upon your cruise with great fondness -- promise!!!

Hey Julie, I'm the "mysterious caller" from a few days ago. Were you on the cruise when I called? Haha - awkward.

Anyway, AWESOME awesome love this shit. So good. In regards to the open relaysh, I'm in on right now and it is super! you get all the benefits of emotional fulfillment from one girl while still being able to explore sexually (with her and other women).  I do think it takes a specific kind of person to not go crazy, though. Plus it also helps if it's kind of long distance (we live half an hour away from each other).

Also, I bought two episodes of big gay sketch show on itunes. calm down.

seasickness sucks! take dramamine. is that how it's spelled?

much love - julie

What are you gals saying when you're saying "shabas" dinner or something? Is that a Jewish thing? 

Worst date: The first and only time I had the courage to ask out a girl: she said yeah, and was just as jazzed as I was about it, or so I thought. Apparently, when I say jazzed, I mean, so nervous I couldn't eat for two days before hand. So, she picked me up and I went over to her place and she had these big strong beers and I had two, to keep up with her (show her how lesbian I am, you know), and I got extremely drunk and told her my life story. It was so not classy. 

Plus she didn't disclose she was a lez, even though she was, after severe prying on my part, I finally asked her, and then gave some judgmental answer for why she didn't tell me when I "dropped hints." 

I can't even believe I am sharing this.

Threesomes/Open relationships: Hell no. I like to nest, and I don't like to share.

After Ellen..came me!! 18 years to the day later to be extact!!

I LOVE YOU TWO!! Real proper love!!! One complaint though - NOT LONG ENOUGH!!!

I could never do the threesome thing. My confidence is bad enough as it is!

I live in the UK but I have just pre-ordered the two seasons of TBGSS from Amazon.com because I love what I have seen on Logoonline. By the way, you can vote for your fav TBGSS sketch on the website so come on ladies lets show our Fitzwilliam and Sapphos lips some love!! Kate, Fitzwilliam and the Tranny Nannys are neck and neck at the mo!

One question for you if you wouldn't mind - its TBGSS related - When exactly is Jewbahascienchristianhinduwiccadist Day? I need to know when to buy the turkey and invite my friends...

That was serious kate

What 3some=Yes I think i could handle it

American idol :NO we give simon to you

Hair lip im going to put that in my random convo's in the week

Tell your fathers.....................comedy gold

Gosh, doesn't being seasick suck?  I've only been lightheaded before, luckily it didn't come to the throwing up part.  But sorry you weren't feeling well Kate.

I've never been on a date or in a relationship before,  but I don't think a threesome or an open relationship would ever be in my future.  I can share, but why would I. 

I like to watch Paula Dean and Rachel Ray on the food network, I can't believe how much butter that lady can possibly fit into one frying pan, but hey she love's her butter.  And Rachel Ray on "$20 dollars a Day", has never disliked anything she eats, after she takes one little bite her face automatically changes to pure happiness, it kinda makes me laugh.

I also watch the Biggest Loser, but I missed two episodes in a row, so that really sucks.

But anyways, I love the vlogs and the Big Gay Sketch Show, so keep up the good work ladies, and I hope your not unemployed for too much longer.

Gosh, this seems really long!

could never do a threesome. i would get jealous. i don't watch american idol, but i do enjoy the hills, sadly. my favorite show is top chef- imy life's goal is to be a judge on that show. i have free cable, but all i watch is top chef and food network (minus emeril and sandra lee (fake name)). i met rachael ray at sxsw so i have put a temporary restraining order on talking smack about her. p.s. yall should come to sxsw next year!!

questions for yall:

- favorite song of all time?

- what was in kate's fake puke? 

Not about the puke. I mean I feel bad, but I have worked with children, I've seen some serious puke. That's right, Sally Kern, I am a lesbian day care worker! I swear I have never indoctrinated anyone. Moving on.

Reality TV? I frankly am growing tired of it. I like Extreme Makeover Home Edition and that's IT! Seriously. People with irritating personalities being forced to eat bugs while plotting world domination is not reality. I hate to break it to you. I'm with Kate about food network. I like Alton Brown.

As a lesbian who called herself bisexual for seven years (ooops) I have several times had to answer the would you have a threesome question. Actually, it's usually more like "Hey, you're bi. Come over and play with me and my girlfriend." Whatever. No, I couldn't do it. Two people. Okay? Two. I'm not really cool with open relationships either. I could handle it if I had to but I'd rather not.

Worst date: I thought he was cute, intelligent, interesting and funny. He (yeah, HE) turned out to be irritating, pretentious, boring, sexist, racist and homophobic. Shortly thereafter, while wondering why I bothered at ALL, I came out (again) and am quite pleased with the result. Come to think of it, maybe it was good I dated such an idiot. Ew.

Patti

I really enjoy these little mini-vlogs. Always exciting to watch a new one.

Being seasick looks like it really suuuuuuucks; thankfully, I've never actually been on a boat. Dodged that bullet!

Alright, hm. Questions for the next. How about...what would be a deal-breaker in a potential relationship? A cutoff age? Living with their parents? Owning an Alan Jackson album?

["Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me: I quit.' "]

Yes Ive been involved in a 3way, it wasnt bad, but word to the wise make sure atleast one person is gay besides yourself it makes the expirience a lot better, and yes I think I could be in an open relationship, but it really depends on how long you and her have been together

Brit

 Ypu guys are so awesome,  I was laughing so hard when I saw this v-log, keep it going ladies

Oooh bad dates. I went to a rodeo with a date once. If you can't enjoy a beer and an evening of redneck watching, really I just don't think it'll work out. Worst date ever.

My initial reaction to the threesome question was... no of course not. I'd need more information to give an accurate answer. Am I drunk? Is Karman Kregloe invited? Never say never.

Also, can I just say... I have definitely used the lesbian spin-the-PBR trick to get some. That is a classic. What is it with the 'mos and party games? Why am I never invited to these saran wrap parties? That story makes my sordid time in college look like Bible study.

Whenever I think of Julie Goldman... I think of LESBIAN RAGE. Nice.

Oh Kate I've been there done that...I was sick two days on my first Cruise and it was a Three day freakin' cruise(lame I know) yeah that sucked...hope you're feeling better and your cruise lasts longer than my first one did...that is unless that was fake and now I feel stupid...thanks, thanks a lot...haha..no seriously!!  I love, love the food network!! I could listen to Paula Dean talk all day....Kate your impression of her is brill!!! So I have a question for you both....what is your favorite character that you've played on the BGSS so far?? 

As far as a Three way I would never, ever do that......again.....it only ends in tears!!!  Open relationships are asking for it so my motto is to never have one(relationship)open or not...just my opinion for now anyway!!!  I have a Season pass for BGSS on itunes....i love it...thanks for making us laugh!!

The second take!

I like how she lets the puke just slightly roll out of her mouth. It makes me want to do things like eat and go on a cruise!

After Ellen..came me!! 18 years to the day later to be extact!!

KATE - I JUST WATCHED A CLIP OF PAULA DEEN FRYING A CHEESECAKE...! YEP, SHE CUT IT IN SLICES, WRAPPED IT IN WAN TON PASTRY, NOT BEFORE ADDING CHOCOLATE SHAVINGS, THEN SEALED IT AND FRIED IT... NEXT SHE COVERED IT IN POWDERED SUGAR AND ADDED A STRAWBERRY GLAZE... OH AND OF COURSE SHE SERVED IT WITH CREAM... I HAVE NO IDEA WHETHER TO ADMIRE HER OR RUN AWAY SCREAMING!!!

Date: I'm in the same boat as Kate and Julie: 1 date turns into a relaysh. Coffee, sex, relaysh. Vodka Tonic, making out in front of 20 of my closest friends, relaysh. Cuddle, sex, relaysh. But I still don't live with my girlfriend after a year and a half. Mostly because I can't unload my f-in house.

Sex: I would do group sex again, as long as only emotional grownups were involved. My last experience was horrible because my ex was a douche about the whole thing and lied about what she was doing.

i'm so sorry you are sick. that sucks.

date story: not mine, but i was there... friend and i were at a bdsm demo, we were 2 of 4 blk girls there. the other 2 were near the rack..lol. so my friend wanted to go near them, i followed. one of the young ladies was getting a charge from the cat and 9 tails...and she said, 'wow, that brings back memories' my friend slid over to her and said, 'now, is that a slavery flash back or a sex flash back??' she laughed and they dated. yey!

3 way.. nope. but was asked twice. both times by a guy. one guy was married and had his wife call me. funny thing was, when he and his wife called, i was watching touched by an angel. lol. good times.

Kate,  get well.  I thought you were kidding, but you actually look ill.  The high seas are a nasty place to be.  Did you see that 8 mile shelf of Antarctic ice floating by?  Hopefully not. 

What the hell is wrong with logo?  Don't they have any cash?  Why are you still on unemployment!  They haven't renewed Exes and Ohs yet either, I'm starting to fear for the logo channel! 

Awww I hope you feel better Kate. I've never seen puke like that before! I'm glad you rocked it out and did this vlog. Scored cool points for that. Julie I knew what u meant about the hairlip. You're sweet for clarifying though.  I already told one of my worst date story. Here is another one. Years ago, I met a bi womyn online from a different city but was going to be in town where I lived. We agreed to go on a date. Before that we talked and txt msged each other a lot. I got ready to go out and was coming my hair when my brother walked in the bathroom and saw I was going out. He pestered me about it. i didn't say anything. Until he became a prick about it. I told him and he said he was coming with me. What!? Yes, you heard right my brother drove my car and went with me on my date with this womyn and I ended up buying his beer and pizza at a local pizza joint. Called that embarrasssing. Me and this womyn stopped courting because we were not each other's type. Sadly, my brother is with me in spirit. Threesomes: Ha! Been there down that  back in high school with a female couple, which one of them was my friend who I had a major feelings for. However, found out that their relationship was crazy. Never do it with a couple whose relationship is messed up!

Man I love these ladies, especially when they are together!! Logo should make the download available in Canada because I want to watch the BGSS!!!

Am I the only lesbian that goes on dates? That would explain why always do the asking. I have to say I don't have any terrible date stories with girls. Once I figured out I was a lez, dating got much smoother. I've been on a few boring dates, but nothing that makes a good story.

Threeway; had a fun group sex thing in college that was very sweet and spontaneous. I would never try to replicate that as a grown up. I don't think I could do an open relationship in the long run, but casually dating a few ladies works for awhile.

 Reality Shows: Top Chef and Project Runway. I like the food network ok, but my fave is still Martha Stewart in the kitchen.

Open water, what a Bitch. I went on my first cruise last October. Same one as MP and Megan (happy accident). What a hoot. Been around rec boats all my life, but never on a BIG SHIP. My girlfriend, partner, lover, best-friend, spouse says, "You won't feel the waves, the ship is too big." LIAR. As soon as we left the point at San Diego, the boat starts rocking, the pool we were partying next to starts sloping over, and of course the music we are listening to is Tina Turner's and some guy's "Rollin on the River." Even had a hurricane (Felix? Sorry short term memory...what was I saying) that made us have to change course. NEVER got sick. Almost got pitched out of bed, without my honey's help, though.  Good times :)

Julie and Kate rock on.....

I dont do the dating thing either. In my past experience it's been talk a little bit, hang out some, make out then the next day they are asking if we are dating. So really I don't go on dates to get to know each other i just talk and see what happens. I'm exciting i know.

Because I've been in a total of ONE relationship and it ended WAAAAY too dramatically. We hardly knew eachother, we were just both bored and wanted girlfriends I think. She was attractive and brilliant and all, but I didn't realize where I stood on the whole liking her thing until we were already together. And guess what? I didn't like her! She was actually extremely annoying, clingy, and egotistical, but sadly she managed to develop feelings for me and pretended to have a terminal illness after I broke up with her. That's how you get a girl to stay your friend, ya know...tell them you're dying and they're automatcially guilted into being sweet and caring to you for life! Then she told everybody that's why I dumped her was because she was dying of cancer and so random people thought I sucked. I talk to her now on occasion so I don't seem like a terrible person, but it's agony everytime I start talking to her.

What did I learn from that? It may be wise to date the girl for a little while and KNOW her a little bit before deciding to become girlfriends. Make sure you don't want to stick red hot daggers in your eyes everytime she talks to you. Make sure you don't have to courtesy laugh too often or for too long. It really blows when somebody laughs at their own joke for a good 2 minutes and you thought it was stupid. Don't get stuckwith somebody like that. SOMEBODY will find them entertaining and charming, so please just let them find that somebody and don't torture yourself. It's NOT worth it.

Needless to say, I don't think anybody who dated Julie or Kate would have any such problem. Maybe they would just feel boring and un-funny. Whole differnet set of problems there. But I love you guys, you are two little gay rays of sunshine.

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First of all I want to say that I love you girls. Keep up the GREAT job. Now to the question, will I ever have a three-some? I don't think so! I also get jealous and insecure about my body. And I don't want to be compare to the other person on how well or not to well on sex I am.

Second queston, Could I have a open relationship? Yes, Because my eyes wonder around a lot and I rather let my partner know what type of mind I have and expect what I'll do in the future. I don't call it cheating if I told her from the beinning what I expect from her and from me. But also it depends who I'm with. I hope you guys understand what I'm trying to say. If not, forget it my mind wonders.

Just so you know I'm doing a semester abroad in Italy and after endless hours on the internet i managed to figure out a way of buying season 1 and the season 2 pass of the big gay sketch show. I've been showing it to my friends here in the exchange program and they LOVE IT!! they keep coming to my room everytime there's a new episode and most of them are buying it too.. and these are people from all over the world (sweden, france, india, bulgaria, brazil etc....)

not surprisingly you two are their favorites as well... so on behalf of all of us, WE LOVE YOU!

ok so no, i could not do a threesome.. i can't multitask that much.. it would be too difficult for me and i would also get jealous... i couldn't do an open relationship either, i dont think... i dont know, us spaniards tend to be very old fashioned i guess...

i just have one question for now... how much of the bgss is improvised? and which sketches in particular had the most improvisation?

Professionally speaking, i don't think that Kate was really vomiting.  She kept it in her mouth for a while before... er, expelling it.  It kind of looked like oatmeal or some such substance.  I think it was just a re-enactment of seasickness in general or her own illness.

Flowerchild...thanks for the shout out...I got a new hat and a fantastic new partner so there is hope for all the bad dates and relationships out there!