Vomit sketches, brilliant!

i wear briefs, wore a thong once as a dare ...never again, picking it out of my ass alll fucken day

I have a question for Julie.

Do you now or have you ever owned power tools? ..i could see you with an orbital sander..or welding gear hahahaha

you are amazing!! i love the big gay sketch show!!

p.s.

kate you are sooo hott!! (being a minor sucks......*sigh*)

No thong for me!  I tend to wear briefs or those boy shorts.

I love the show (and the vlog) and plan to buy the DVDs soon.

Kate, you're still hot! 

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In a word: gross.

Yes! More Paula Dean and Rachel Ray! The Food Network guru's are to be mocked, and learned from, simultaneously.

Underwear? Boyshorts. totally.

here's a question: How many characters do you pitch to writers? and how many of those actually get put on the show?

For whatever we lose (like a you or a me)
It's always our self we find in the sea

 maybe i'm weird but i wear briefs then boxers on top depending on how loose my jeans are. I can't deal with too much air down there.

Quick question for Kate:

how did you choose what to major in at college and did that major help you get on the big gay sketch show?

also, will you marry me?

Briefs here, no dental floss in this butt!

Love you ladies...you're terrific.  If you need a good venue for your VLOG, come to Jersey, have I got a place for you!!!

Love your characterizations.  Liza was great, Julie.

Kate...you are spot on with your voices and impressions....totally got Lorraine Bracco there!

Keep it up...love TBGSS!!!!

I love you two. I love Julie because she's funny as fuck. I love Kate because she's funny as shit. Kate youre gorgeous dont try to deny it. Julie youre fucking AWESOME so don't forget that.

lol That vomit sketch is wrong. Period.

I love to either wear girly briefs or boi shorts. I love the extra coverage but I hate the extremely girly colors they come in.

Question! When are they going to start making the seasons longer? This is probably a big question you wouldn't exactlly know but I thought I'd ask.

Hey Ladies! You two are ridiculously entertaining.

Any chance those of us the the greater nyc area can catch you in real life sometime? standup? etc?

kisses!

my big gay question for you is... what are your favorite musicals?   :D 

Janet: Everybody's talking about it.
Amy: About what?
Janet: How you met Lucy and lived to tell about it. They're calling you a hero, when really you're a slut.
Amy: You shut up
Janet: A gay slut.

Hey, y'all!

OMG, Kate. Your impression of her is so right on it's FRIGHTENING!

Loving you two, and this vlog. I am going to get my BGSS season pass right now!

PS--How often do you all get to improv in the show? Are there any particular lines/scenes that have aired that have been improv?

LOVING YOU!

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 Vlog was so funny. OMG! I was rolling about Paula Dean because I live in the South and just love that dumb stereotype that Paula just enhances. By the way  I just fell in love with boy shorts. WOOOOOT!!!!! Peace.

I prefer to wear nunderwear... that's right.

and kate, i highly doubt you'll be single for long. you've got the funny, the cute, the dimples, and the modesty. that sound you hear is the collective sighs of thousands of lesbians watching your vlog. also, there might be some swooning.

and julie... you couldn't be funnier. and your hair amazes me.

i'd love to hear about some awesomely bad first date experiences from you guys. there has to be a good story in there somewhere =)

I've got a question for the both of you: How did you end up on The Big Gay Sketch Show? Did you always want to do comedic acting, or are you just settling and think you're above sketch comedy.?

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"There is homophobia in every corner and pocket of this world, but at the core ... you just love someone and want to make mixtapes for them" -Sara Quin

1. You two are good for laughs, as to be expected.

2. I love Fitzwilliam.

3. I went to school just outside of Savannah and Paula is such a local hero. People wait in line for hours to get into her restaruant. Just knowing she'll use a stick of butter to make half a dozen cookies or a handle of Southern Comfort for a bowl of punch is enough to make me go into a diet-induced coma. It's nuts. I have no idea how her husband is alive. I think he gets daily injections of nanobots that swim around in his arteries and scrub them clean.

4. Boy shorts, boy briefs, or- most commonly- boxer briefs. Just so you know.

I do have one question. Well, i have two actually. I can't count. First of all, is there a particular cast member that's notably funnier off screen than they are on screen? Secondly, are there behind-the-scenes jokes that ever find their way into an episode?

boxers or boxer briefs of course!  thongs are evil things i've heard...

 missing the lack of TBGSS this week, but this vlog more than makes up for it!  you HAVE to tell us who pitched the 'lesbian bar' skit, and PLEASE say it will be a recurring theme!

the vomit was indeed hilarious. 

any plans to improv or do a written sketch to poke fun at rosie and chastity's endings for the episodes?

1. I wish your "vlog" was longer. I need more Kate and Julie in my week.

2. boy shorts/boy briefs. like Ellen Page, "I wear boys underwear"

3. Paula Deen isn't lying when she tosses that whole stick of butter into everything she makes. I grew up in the south - that's really the way things are made.

4. Kate is amazing.

5. Questions -

how did you get started doing comedy?

I'm assuming that your superpowers are the ability to turn other people gay. So I currently go to an all-girls school in Boston but I dunno who's gay and who's not, so can you just make everyone gay?

BTW love the vlog!! (but seriously, come to boston!)

Boys shorts for sure. I only wore  a thong once. It was part of an "outift". It wasn't that bad except I kept forgetting I was wearing it and would get freaked out when I felt something between my buttcheeks. Fortunately it got taken off after a pretty short while. I can't imagine wearing one all day though. I'd be picking my butt all day. I think I would prefer not wearing anything at all.

And since you are superheroes, what are your superpowers? Besides being totally hot and funny of course.

I am my very own shade of grey.

I tried a thong once. I could not stand feeling my naked butt cheeks against my jeans. It just didn't "feel right".

Now, if I have to wear "corporate drag", I wear boxers under my skirts. It feels empowering. :-)

I will admit I wear thong I've worn them since forever and they really arent that bad, I love them and find when I do wear boy shorts it kinda bothers me. But its all about how big the "floss" portion or the underwear is, because if its a big piece of "floss" its not comfortable..

Questions: Since you have your lair now, what are your guys' super powers? and Favorite tv show growing up as a kid?

... are my new favorite vloggers. I also quite like the length of the vlog. I have a short attention span and can only focus on vlogs, tv or movies for about 10 or 15 minutes at a time... then I need to go eat or run or clean something. So this is perfect!

Fitzwilliam is my favorite! I play The Sims obsessively and have promised my sister to name the next boy born to one of my sims Fitzwilliam. We're pretty excited about it.

And I think thongs are gross. I don't really have a preference for underwear, as long as it's not a thong.

I do wear thongs. But i mean, i only wear them with certain pants because i really don't like having an underwear line showing That makes sense to me! and they're not uncomfortable after the first time you wear one. SO THERE.

JULIE + KATE = HILARIOUS.

And yes please for another Rachel Ray, and Super Liza sketch!

I was busy cracking up at the Paula Dean cardiac squares and the vlog ended!  I want more!  I'm going to get my itunes download right now, why am I waiting?  You've convinced me.  You two can crack me up with just a look.  You're going to be tremendous stars!  It's true.  Don't argue with me. 

Here's a question - When are you going to take a trip to California and be guestbians on the 'We're Getting Nowhere' vlog?  Surely the Logo channel would foot the bill for you two up and coming stars to visit that crazy couch.  I think the result would be a Lesbian Supernova and the entire universe would climax.  Or not, but it sure would be a hoot, dontchathink?

Julie and Kate - you're brilliant.  Love love love you both!  Thanks for sharing. 

so so so funny! I agree with your thong argument...i wear boy shorts, tighty whities (which are still boy shorts...but cooler lol), or boxers. ;)

I'd like to know what superpowers you'd have as well...since you're having clandestine secret superhero meetings and all...

and please please please say there will be more Sappho's Lips and lesbian bar sketches!!!

first of all,  Julie you're fuckin hilarious, and Kate you're fuckin gorgeous!

 do each of you have a favorite character from the show, that isn't one of your characters?

 and...umm this is really off topic, but me and my friend were wondering....if you were both single would you have a one-night stand, or would it be too weird?

Keep up the great work. Kate and Julie make me laugh separately, but together, its like a tornado of laughter flowing across my plains.

Underwear? Its all good, I'm not underwearz-ist. I do actually wear thongs, but not because they are comfortable. Its for the brief five seconds before they get torn off, mostly.

i love it i could watch it all day :P

~A word is dead when it is said, some say. I say it just begins to live that day.

Elaine Stitch made an appearance...will there be more guest stars?

Who would you like to guest star on the show if you could choose anybody?

You guys are spectacular.

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All this talk about underwear is turning me on!

ohh i'm joking!.. maybe

keep up the hilarious vlogs ladies!

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i was watching paula one day w/ my roommates and she was making some strawberry dessert, and after she made it she looks at it and goes

 "it looks soo good, i just wanna put my face in it"

 we couldn't stop laughing all night, and now whenever we make cookies or any desserts we quote her all the time!

great Vblog.. very funny 

I feel badly that you have to hunker down in a basement to talk your dirty queer thong/vomit/vagina talk.  At least you found a safe space.  I want to ask a question, but I still can't think of one. 

You could ask me a question.  Or, I could think of an answer, and you could think of the question that goes along with it!  Maybe that's better.  Here's my answer: "That was what finally made me stop wearing thongs..."

I really really really love this blog...the two of you together is like fried chocolate on a stick...or something really good and not so bad for ya.  I have already bought my season pass...and have actually forced a few others to do the same...maybe I'll go purchase another one. :)

Thongs I remember trying them on and yes it does feel like a sting up your you know what. Ladies come now we all have to admit that once in our lives we have tried them on. HAHAHAHA!

Julie you totally remind me of some EX i had actually my first. But seroiusly are there any plans to do stand up here in LA with some other cast members? I am going to see Margaret Cho this month and it would be so awesome to see you guys live. I LOVE all your sketches my favorite is when you guys sing together and the english boy I'm laughing as I type this. Thanks for making life sweeter.

no to thongs. nope. i can't see how they could ever be comfortable. my ass is such that, it rejects the thong. cotton boy shorts are the best option.

Julie, you remind me of a dear friend of mine, very huggable.

Kate, wow... you are single. i can't believe you told the truth. =) i was totally expecting u to lie about that. let the piles and mountains of fan mail begin. you're going to be swimming in it.

so here's my question: julie has a background in stand-up and kate, theater... whats your writing process? do you guys improv a lot, or stick to whats written. =o)

I'm sorry to say that I do wear thongs, haha! Ever since I started wearing them since I was like 14, I can't do without. I totally think they are comfortable! For some reason I can't stand it when there is fabric between my but and my pants, whaha! LOL I seem to be in the minority here.. I tried wearing boxers, but can't really get used to it, maybe I should try harder:p

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One time I wore a calvin klein pink roses butt floss because I didn't want panty lines when wearing pants and stillettoes. Let's just say it made ME VIOLENT. It should be called "crack floss" - how to strangle your crack. Crack torture.

Now i don't wear underwear at all! I don't want my ass to be contained! I want my ass to go free! Liberate your ass I say! But not like Paris Hilton! All you have to do is pretend that your "equipment" is like your face. Like a skin care regimen for your face - worship your equpiment! Give it the finest soap and moisturizers! Think about fresh linens and perfume - apply this concept to your ass. I have no idea what the fuck I am talking about because I have been crunching numbers for 10 hours straight and I am on my second glass of wine.

All in all, it is like that tantra shit, bringing flowers to the yoni.

Were you 15 years older, you adorable woman, I'd wear butt floss for you!

I'm pretty sure I'm in love with you. Yeah. Total goner.

Julie, you snorted, and I lost it. Adorable.

I prefer boyshorts. Cute and comfortable. And they look great on just about everyone.

Oh, and Kate...call me.  ;)

I wear thongs and I don't care what anybody has to say about it, damnitall! I wear thongs because I like be reminded, all day long, that I am, in fact, wearing underpants. With other panty type creations you're apt to forget. Even the fiberglass-lace, rhinestone studded creations that Vicky C likes to sell on Valentines day are likely to slip your mind when the elastic waist band cuts off the circulation to your nethers. But thongs-tha-thong-thong-thongs? Well, as we all know, there is no desensitizing the tender flesh of an ass crack. Therefore, while wearing a thong for an entire day, my head is always filled to a bursting with the knowledge that, yes indeedy, I am wearing underpants--whew!

All artists, if they are to survive, are forced, at last, to tell the whole story.

James Baldwin