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Hot women processing - the new national lesbian pastime?

Curl Girls just premiered this week, and while I know Malinda didn't like the show, judging by your comments I'm closer to the rest of you in kinda digging it. Maybe it's because I've seen all six episodes, and it gets better as it goes along (although sadly, one cannot say the same about Jessica's ability to utter a grammatically correct sentence).

The whole surfing competition angle didn't really interest me, partly because most of these women are casual surfers at best — it's not like watching Kate Bosworth or Michelle Rodriguez (or their stunt doubles) ride a pipe on Hawaii's North Shore. (On the other hand, we're not forced to watch any of the Curl Girls women clean up used condoms in hotel rooms, either.)

I just get a kick out of watching a reality show all about queer women, even if the plot's a little on the thin side. A bunch of attractive women talking everything to death, hooking up occasionally (after a lot of talking), and surfing once in awhile? Who needs a strong plot? (See Work Out for proof). If I have to suffer through a summer of "cougars" and kittens" battling it out for a bachelor who looks like a ferret, I need some kind of lesbian relief!

And I can't say I don't recognize some of my friends in these women. As bad machine says in her very funny recap of the first episode, "There's sure to be a hookup, a breakup, a fight or two, some unnecessary crying, judgmental trash talk and lots of attitude. Or, as I like to call it, Saturday night." Damn, I hate it when she's funnier than I am.

Gingi is the Curl Girl who seems to get the most attention, both from the camera and the other women.

She actually seems pretty cool, and I like the fact that she doesn't give in to the occasional bi-phobic comments (the rest of the women are lesbians), although her inexplicable attraction to Jessica does make me question her judgment. This scene where Gingi is introduced to the other women on the beach is pretty funny for its complete lack of pretense, as the women all comment lasciviously on her physical appearance:

But enough about Gingi, let's talk about Erin! She's my favorite. And no, it's not just because she looks more like my girlfriend than any of the other women. It's because she's the most interesting — who doesn't want to know more about a gun-toting lawyer who surfs in her free time? And actually seems sane and level-headed? Plus, she looks more like my girlfriend of any of the other women. So okay fine, I'm biased. But isn't she cute?

Too bad she's too sane and level-headed to get much screen time. But she looks great grilling those burgers!

As for the rest of the gang ... Vanessa's a little too juvenile for my taste, and Michele seems interesting, but a little cocky. Melissa is nice, but frankly, at 29, old enough to know better than to try and "settle down" with a 22-year-old (Jessica) and wonder why there's drama! And Jessica? I think bad machine put it best in her recap: "you can't comfort crazy."

Okay, now it's your turn: who's your favorite Curl Girl? (Rushes to judgement based on only photos or short clips is allowed and encouraged.)

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  • Tetragrammaton's picture

    Rushes to Judgement

    So rushing to a conclusion based on absolutely no evidence is encouraged, hm? Well, in that case, I'd have to say Gingi is my favorite, mainly because I'm digging whatever that tattoo is supposed to be, and she looks like she could smack someone up and down the block without a second thought.

    Crazy, but in a good way.

     

    [I turn angry when I'm big and green.]

    GrrrlRomeo's picture

    Processing?

    I don't watch anything with "processing". In fact, if I'm in a room with a girl that says "process" in conversation, I immediately look for the door...or closest window to hurl myself out of.
    Gobias Somecoffee's picture

    Watching online on Logo

    Is it not available for people outside the US?  Because it was before.  That's how I saw last season.  But I could watch the interviews and I saw Gingi's.  She was kind of annoying in her interview.

    Well based on the video clip, the girl that was interviewed at the end with "devotion" tatooed in Japanese is cute.  I like Erin.  Don't find Gingi hot at all.  Jessica...which one is she?

    TheWeyrd1's picture

    Not hooked...yet

    Okay...I attempted to watch...really I did... I just couldn't. Inane surfer and/or drama talk talk talk just makes me wanna change the channel. So I did...lol Maybe next episode I'll check in and see if Sarah is right about it getting better as we go along.
    turkish's picture

    Pass

    Not really appointment tv if you ask me. These people are annoying. And the only really hot chicks on this show are Gingi and Jessica.
    Anonymous's picture

    Erin seems really cool

    I didn't see the episode yet, but I watched the videos with each girl's coming out story.  Erin is just so cute, and I related to what she said.  Plus, of course, she's not bad on the eyes =)
    Mallory's picture

    Wow.

    So yeah the show is definatly lacking in plot...but WOW! The girls are hot, or atleast Jessica and Gingi are! Jessica is so hottt! I'll be watching mainly just to watch her haha. as for the show.. it really is not that bad.. typical "reality" show, but with lesbians.. i mean what else can you ask for!
    bad machine's picture

    Erin has nothing on you girlfriend

    Sarah! Wha? Your girlfriend is way, waay hotter than Erin. Ask anyone!
    Tease's picture

    May I ammend ...

    my hot 100 votes to include Bad Machine?

    Lisa


    zoie's picture

    so far

    i like Erin best too. i think allot of her personality came through in the original Curl Girls mini-documentary thing last year. which i guess set the wheels in motion for the reality show. she seems the most balanced: mature while also having a fun/laid back side. plus she can surf!
    StarStar's picture

    So far no good!!

    From the clips and pictures, I am not liking any of them!
    Hannah's picture

    erin

    Okay, so erin is cute and she might be the most sane (haven't watched the show yet) but she said "you want some fries with that shake" in the clip.  that is just too lame, even though she only said it in the "confessional."  She's got a long road to redemption for me.

    what? you said you welcomed a rush to judgement.

    JenJen's picture

    I guess I'm easy

    I loved the show... wish it were longer! 
    Becky C.'s picture

    I'm with Melinda

    I have to agree with Melinda--it just did not spin my wheels. I will watch it again and see if it hooks me at all--but right now nada--neither Gingi or Erin are hot enough to get me hooked--though at times I am a bit shallow:)

    Actually, I liked the pilot episode a couple of years ago quite well. I was sorry this was not more a continuation of that.

    matsujeep's picture

    Would've been better bodysurfing

    It is unforunate that the only "lesbian surfers" the show's producers, or perhaps this group of friends, could showcase are only beginner surfers - the exception being of course Erin, but she too seems marginal on a mid-sized board.  Being a lesbian, and of mediocre ability myself, I was completely disappointed with the lack of ability in all but Erin. 

    Vanessa was riding the white water (a big no-no), as was Jessica - which lead to the infamous crash.  Melissa, the only brave one to withstand a shorter board, seems surprised if she makes it to her feet.  Did anyone catch that horrible wipeout in the beginning of the show when someone got carrried over in the wave?  In SoCal, of the 50 black-suited bodies in the water on a typical swell (pun intended) day, the 10 or so women out there are the ones that can hold their own - on a short or longboard.  Out of those odds, there are definitely some just as attractive, but better on a board lesbians for the show... 

    As for Gingi, with flirtatious eyes and foam board in tow, she was probably brought in from a casting call that required only an "openness to women and an interest in the ocean.  Surf board provided on site." 

    Hopefully they have a mid-season casting call.