Hot women processing - the new national lesbian pastime?Curl Girls just premiered this week, and while I know Malinda didn't like the show, judging by your comments I'm closer to the rest of you in kinda digging it. Maybe it's because I've seen all six episodes, and it gets better as it goes along (although sadly, one cannot say the same about Jessica's ability to utter a grammatically correct sentence). The whole surfing competition angle didn't really interest me, partly because most of these women are casual surfers at best — it's not like watching Kate Bosworth or Michelle Rodriguez (or their stunt doubles) ride a pipe on Hawaii's North Shore. (On the other hand, we're not forced to watch any of the Curl Girls women clean up used condoms in hotel rooms, either.) I just get a kick out of watching a reality show all about queer women, even if the plot's a little on the thin side. A bunch of attractive women talking everything to death, hooking up occasionally (after a lot of talking), and surfing once in awhile? Who needs a strong plot? (See Work Out for proof). If I have to suffer through a summer of "cougars" and kittens" battling it out for a bachelor who looks like a ferret, I need some kind of lesbian relief! And I can't say I don't recognize some of my friends in these women. As bad machine says in her very funny recap of the first episode, "There's sure to be a hookup, a breakup, a fight or two, some unnecessary crying, judgmental trash talk and lots of attitude. Or, as I like to call it, Saturday night." Damn, I hate it when she's funnier than I am. Gingi is the Curl Girl who seems to get the most attention, both from the camera and the other women.
She actually seems pretty cool, and I like the fact that she doesn't give in to the occasional bi-phobic comments (the rest of the women are lesbians), although her inexplicable attraction to Jessica does make me question her judgment. This scene where Gingi is introduced to the other women on the beach is pretty funny for its complete lack of pretense, as the women all comment lasciviously on her physical appearance:
But enough about Gingi, let's talk about Erin! She's my favorite. And no, it's not just because she looks more like my girlfriend than any of the other women. It's because she's the most interesting — who doesn't want to know more about a gun-toting lawyer who surfs in her free time? And actually seems sane and level-headed? Plus, she looks more like my girlfriend of any of the other women. So okay fine, I'm biased. But isn't she cute?
Too bad she's too sane and level-headed to get much screen time. But she looks great grilling those burgers! As for the rest of the gang ... Vanessa's a little too juvenile for my taste, and Michele seems interesting, but a little cocky. Melissa is nice, but frankly, at 29, old enough to know better than to try and "settle down" with a 22-year-old (Jessica) and wonder why there's drama! And Jessica? I think bad machine put it best in her recap: "you can't comfort crazy." Okay, now it's your turn: who's your favorite Curl Girl? (Rushes to judgement based on only photos or short clips is allowed and encouraged.) Submitted by on June 18, 2007 - 8:26pm. |
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Rushes to Judgement
So rushing to a conclusion based on absolutely no evidence is encouraged, hm? Well, in that case, I'd have to say Gingi is my favorite, mainly because I'm digging whatever that tattoo is supposed to be, and she looks like she could smack someone up and down the block without a second thought.
Crazy, but in a good way.
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I turn angry when I'm big and green.]Processing?
Watching online on Logo
Is it not available for people outside the US? Because it was before. That's how I saw last season. But I could watch the interviews and I saw Gingi's. She was kind of annoying in her interview.
Well based on the video clip, the girl that was interviewed at the end with "devotion" tatooed in Japanese is cute. I like Erin. Don't find Gingi hot at all. Jessica...which one is she?
Not hooked...yet
Pass
Erin seems really cool
Wow.
Erin has nothing on you girlfriend
May I ammend ...
my hot 100 votes to include Bad Machine?
Lisa
so far
So far no good!!
erin
Okay, so erin is cute and she might be the most sane (haven't watched the show yet) but she said "you want some fries with that shake" in the clip. that is just too lame, even though she only said it in the "confessional." She's got a long road to redemption for me.
what? you said you welcomed a rush to judgement.
I guess I'm easy
I'm with Melinda
I have to agree with Melinda--it just did not spin my wheels. I will watch it again and see if it hooks me at all--but right now nada--neither Gingi or Erin are hot enough to get me hooked--though at times I am a bit shallow:)
Actually, I liked the pilot episode a couple of years ago quite well. I was sorry this was not more a continuation of that.
Would've been better bodysurfing
It is unforunate that the only "lesbian surfers" the show's producers, or perhaps this group of friends, could showcase are only beginner surfers - the exception being of course Erin, but she too seems marginal on a mid-sized board. Being a lesbian, and of mediocre ability myself, I was completely disappointed with the lack of ability in all but Erin.
Vanessa was riding the white water (a big no-no), as was Jessica - which lead to the infamous crash. Melissa, the only brave one to withstand a shorter board, seems surprised if she makes it to her feet. Did anyone catch that horrible wipeout in the beginning of the show when someone got carrried over in the wave? In SoCal, of the 50 black-suited bodies in the water on a typical swell (pun intended) day, the 10 or so women out there are the ones that can hold their own - on a short or longboard. Out of those odds, there are definitely some just as attractive, but better on a board lesbians for the show...
As for Gingi, with flirtatious eyes and foam board in tow, she was probably brought in from a casting call that required only an "openness to women and an interest in the ocean. Surf board provided on site."
Hopefully they have a mid-season casting call.