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Golden Girls: The Next Generation

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Sarah Warn

The New York Daily News recently commissioned Dr. D'Lynn Waldron, one of "the world's leading experts in the art of 'age-processing,'" to imagine how famous New Yorkers will look when they're senior citizens.

First up: Paris Hilton now and at 80 years old. Yikes!

Alicia Keys fares better as a 71-year-old:

But his rendition of Hillary Clinton at 80 is enough to make you wonder if by the Republican party is co-funding this initiative:

Last but not least, here's how Donald Trump will look at 70:

And by 70, I mean in about an hour, when he bullies the next woman who speaks her mind.

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    • Submitted by
    Sarah Warn
    on May 1, 2007 - 8:11am.
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    not only but also's picture

    So what did I miss?

    Submitted by
    not only but also (302 posts)
    on May 1, 2007 - 7:34am.

    This is my first chance to catch up with After Ellen for about a week, so what did I miss? Let me see...Ellen's 10th anniversary (god, Laura Dern, who wouldn't come out for you???), superheroes, bad movie titles, Jennifer from Pittsburgh, Sigourney (oh dear, I'm coming over all queer again), Rosie (bite me!), recaps, Billie Jean, women's football (have you ever watched women's rugby? Mmmm. Those gals don't really leave you wondering "is she isn't she...") ... and fembots!!!

    Pass the smelling salts - this is going to be an all-nighter!

    Not Only But Also

    wickedgrrl's picture

    I missed that?

    Submitted by
    wickedgrrl (398 posts)
    on May 1, 2007 - 3:46pm.
    I missed women's football?  How'd that happen...  *off to peruse blog archives*
    Riven2310's picture

    So much for my morning.

    Submitted by
    Riven2310 (215 posts)
    on May 1, 2007 - 7:56am.

    I would have been better off not looking at this.  Thankfully I have my 1st cup of java to brace myself. 

    Paris Hilton gives me the creeps to look at her today in her 20s.  Trying to imagine her in her 80's, defies logic.

    In an hour from now, Trump hasn't changed much except for a few things: the four legged creature that has been held hostage on his head has found balder pastures to inhabit, he's gained some heavy, handed specs and his snake eyes have soften. I really don't think that's an age-processed imagine of the slim King.  I wonder if the poor chap photographed has any idea who he's being compared to.

    Chantal's picture

    when i first read that....

    Submitted by
    Chantal (334 posts)
    on May 1, 2007 - 9:16am.

    .... I thought they were going to resurrect the actual show. I saw the headline in the sidebar while viewing something else and I was like "now how are they going to redo something as good as the Golden Girls?"

     

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    debs's picture

    I thought that as

    Submitted by
    debs (427 posts)
    on May 1, 2007 - 11:56am.

    I thought that as well!! I'm gutted now!

    Altogether now "Thank you for being a friend......"

    spirit4earth's picture

    aging

    Submitted by
    spirit4earth (6 posts)
    on May 1, 2007 - 10:29am.
    well, we're all going to get old if we don't die first. why don't we try to see the beauty in people of all ages?
    Andra8's picture

    Wrinkles are not the enemy

    Submitted by
    Andra8 (107 posts)
    on May 1, 2007 - 1:11pm.
    Seriously.  80 year-olds have age-spots and wrinkles.  That does not make them hideous.  So, the one that 'fares well' also happens to be the one that does not have a single wrinkle on the forehead?  The picture of Hillary Clinton is more realistic and showing her with wrinkles should not be viewed as an insult unless we harbor contempt for the elderly. 
    Kaira's picture

    lol

    Submitted by
    Kaira (146 posts)
    on May 1, 2007 - 10:34am.

    Like rich, anorexic party girl Hilton will just AGE. Did that guy take into account millions of dollars in plastic surgery? lol

    Nice pic of Trump btw lmao He looks like he's sucking on something sour.

    Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

    Kate's picture

    he is...

    Submitted by
    Kate (75 posts)
    on May 1, 2007 - 12:52pm.
    his own tongue, you see ;)
    brownsuga's picture

    as if!

    Submitted by
    brownsuga (19 posts)
    on May 1, 2007 - 1:09pm.

    LOL, I also thought "as if with all the plastic surgery in the world Paris Hilton will ever let herself look like that!"

    Melissa Hsu's picture

    You Know...

    Submitted by
    Melissa Hsu (not verified)
    on May 2, 2007 - 12:17am.

    There's not much difference between Hillary Clinton now and then, really. I mean, if you squint.

    I wonder if that's what they'll turn out like. Here's to living to eighty, though, regardless of who you are!

    L'Chaim!

    AandO4ever's picture

    Who is the man next to Trump?

    Submitted by
    AandO4ever (25 posts)
    on May 3, 2007 - 4:55pm.
    Seriously, if this is an inside joke, I don't get it. Please explain!

    This is not the same photo that's in the NY Daily News as the one showing Trump at age 70.

    Thanks a bunch for any insight!
    Laufey's picture

    Looks like Uncle Junior.

    Submitted by
    Laufey (3 posts)
    on May 3, 2007 - 6:45pm.

    Looks like Uncle Junior.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Junior_Soprano


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