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Julie Goldman's Celesbian Interviews Special: NINA HARTLEY

Julie Goldman ends her round of Celesbian interviews with porn star Nina Hartley, in which they discuss why Nina identifies as as a heterosexual butch dyke, and Nina explains in graphic detail how to have sex with a woman. Basically, it's the lesbian sex-ed class you never got in high school. Or college. Or ever.

The best part? Kate McKinnon in the last two minutes.

Needless to say, this episode is definitely one that's not safe to watch at work. Or around kids. Or anyone who isn't a fan of anatomically correct vagina pillows.

The Julie Goldman Celesbian Interviews Special: Nina Hartley

That's it for this round of The Julie Goldman Celesbian Interview Specials! Catch up on previous episodes here.

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  • evan i's picture

    uh...

    oh my god!!!!

    that was beyond funny. waaaaaaaay beyond. in. yeah. a good way.

    am i jealous or charmed of/with kate???

    wow.

    anyway. nice.

    oscillating_fan's picture

    Wow

    I learned so much from this episode! But oh, Julie, how I will miss your daily special specials. You're the best.
    mustang_sally's picture

    Kate rocks.

    'nuff said.
    DistantTwinkle's picture

    WOW-O

    I have to say guys great epsiode. LoL I'v never laughed so hard, "I wanna wear your pussy as a hat girl." After all those lone nights with xena, I know have real lesbian skinimax. Whooo. I enjoyed the pulling of kate's hair for "learning purposes" WHooo Nina. "I think I have to go to the bathroom" hahahh Kate. Great one, you lezzies ROCK, even if Julie is like 90 % lez lol PEACE

    gooby's picture

    OH MY GOD!

    OH MY GOD! Best.Episode.Ever! Nina, I <3 you. And Kate... thihiiiii ... priceless. This was by far the best episode of the series and I keep saying that but honestly, they just keep getting better. This... I gotta go watch it again. OMG, SO awesome.

    THANK YOU Jesus, THANK YOU AfterEllen.com :D

    chanticorae's picture

    talk about ending on a high note

    i'm still laughing as i type this. kate makes the best faces. and i so want to hear the full version of that song.
    MarthaLovesMambo's picture

    Oh My God!

    Best. Celesbian. Interview. Ever. I really want to buy Nina's book now.
    kspinna's picture

    KATE!

    i wanna have your babies!
    silent_alarm's picture

    I heart Nina Hartley

    The deli counter line that Julie put out there killed me! :) 

    Plus Kate was just too funny in this interview.

    More Julie Goldman. Slightly Naked. 

    Laurie_Anne's picture

    That was such a good idea!

    Nina Hartley is so cool. I couldn't ask for more :)
    explorergal's picture

    Clit Punching Bag?

    Julie and Nina were wonderful.

     

    BUT KATE WAS FRIGGIN AWESOME!  I LOVE HER!  

    audurem's picture

    OH my god

    OH my god, that was the BEST interview EVER. Possibly the best thing I've ever watched on the site. Ohmy.

    Kate - I feel you! I felt I needed to react the way you did just by WATCHING.

    Rubtib's picture

    Gott im Himmel Nina Hartley

    That's exactly what I do when I come across a woman I know nothing about!

     And I've been wondering, are the hands gently supporting the lovely Kate McKinnon's Lovely breasts the American sign language sign for whatever? I've never seen it before.

     Great series of interviews. Can't wait till the next round.

    pannenhilfe's picture

    Jessas!!!

    ahhahaha

     

    I had to laugh so hard for "Gott im Himmel" heheheehehe

    kiss_hester's picture

    auw!! My stomach!

    I can't breath! That was so funny! And thank for the vagina education:p

    http://www.youtube.com/BetweenThaLines

    Tara21's picture

    wow

    Kate! I <3 you
    AllegraEcho's picture

    I love Nina Hartley! I've

    I love Nina Hartley! I've known about her for a long time because, well, the internet is a wonderful wonderful wonderful place, lol. I knew this episode would be good as soon as I read that Nina would be the guest.  And Kate, oh Kate, you're beyond adorable. Kate's reactions and facial expressions were fantastic.
    Better's picture

    pillow talk

    Jesus that was funny! Julie Goldman gets funnier and funnier...seriously talented comedienne. And, going by her outfit, she did all of them in one day which proves just how funny she is, most people would be knackered half way through!

    Also great to have a bit of variety on the site/show, not the same old same old lesbians.  

    Thank you Julie and Kate, and AE,  for a FAB series!

     

    lunakiss's picture

    The Best Celesbian Interview: Nina Hartley,the Sex Ed

    I still can't believe you got Nina Heartily on your show. She should had been my sex ed class teacher back in Jr.High. She's the best Sex Ed teacher EVER. I will buy her book. Thank you Julie. Dang it, we're going to miss these celesbian interviews. Oh Kate, you got an ear full ddn't you. Love your facial expressions.  

     

    "Do I have to dial 9 to call 911?"( This  quote was shared to me by a nurse who was talking about her then 14 year old  daughter who asked her  this while the father was suffering a heat stroke)

    cats3jic's picture

    KATE!!!

    Kate, will you go out with me?  :-P
    onedimpledcheek's picture

    I love!

    The way Kate's glasses kept going askew. At one point, you can see her pull them down her face.

    I don't think she realized she was going to have her world rocked in a matter of about 5 seconds. Priceless moment. I've gotta say, I'd never heard of Nina Hartley before this, but man...500 women? I can't even fathom that.

    Classic interview. Julie and Kate rock my world.

    onedimpledcheek's picture

    Wait.

    Shit. When do the next eppies start back up.

    That's...kinda lame. :[

    pfl's picture

    ack!!

    For how long will the show be gone? This episode was one of the best I've seen....

    Julie, Kate, Nina: perfection.

    Through_the_Rye's picture

    This was so hilarious (and

    This was so hilarious (and informative - thank you, btw)!

    I've liked Nina Hartley since I saw her in the Lesbian Sex & Sexuality Documentary. I love her cute lisp, it is so adorable :D

     

    7Up's picture

    hilarious

    I think you should do weakly sex tips, it's extremely fun to watch the enactments!!!
    leishahaha's picture

    oh my word

    Agreed, best celesbian interview ever. I was lmao the whole time. Seriously, if we had to vote for best vlog episode (in all AE vlogs), this is my number one!

    Nina needs to have her own vlog. Sarah, are you listening?

    palepurple's picture

    so great

     

    *best interview yet*

     

    Julie & Kate you guys are so hilarious!

     

    Ediana's picture

    Legend from my teen years

    Wow.  Nina Hartley, a living legend.  I used to have mad crushes on her and Sharon Mitchell.  That and repeatedly watching Times Square helped me survive those years.  Kate is so cute and Nina apparently agrees.  That was funny and, I know I shouldn't say this, hot. 
    KGM5's picture

    !

    Rating = 10

    PLEASE have more of these!!!!!

    rsawest's picture

    Kate...

    I have no words. BTW, will you marry me?
    onemorehour's picture

    holy shiz.

    wait, so what was she doing with kate's ear?! afterellen readers must know!
    sharka's picture

    i

    uh

     

    um

     

    i have officially forgotten my own name 

    lustt's picture

    They didn't teach this in Health class!

    Oh how I love it when the folks at AfterEllen play Professor. Thanks for the lession!
    JeSsIcA25's picture

    I think that

    I think that Kate....is......WOW! I love her!
    Gelphie's picture

    Ohhhhkay...

    2 Boxes of frozen chicken - £3
    4-Season DVD of TLW - £150
    Kate's reactions as she gets her ear nibbled by a porn star - PRICELESS!!! 
     

    "If you should see her...tell her I miss her still." -- Galinda. 'Wicked'

    alyssa h's picture

    poor Kate...

    that was the highlight of my day!

     

    :o)

     

     

     

     

     

     

    -"yeah...but hug dispensers are better"

    Mika Rosen's picture

    NINA HARTLEY!

    My dreams are coming true on this day... I love (and have loved) Nina so much... mmmm.... Kate McKinnon is a lucky lady. I'd love to see that pro take Kate on.... 
    peeking's picture

    Wow, I feel like such a

    Wow, I feel like such a voyeur watching Kate like that!  

     Speaking of deli trays, Kate I looove your Rachael Ray impression!  Especially when you say Come on! and flip the hair:}

    whysoserious's picture

    I'm officially hooked on

    I'm officially hooked on these vbloggy things and felt the need to register on here just to say so. That and I happen to love the deli counter kind. Also, the audio seems really low on these.
    xadiz's picture

    best ever!

     

    toooo funny

    dp_jocs's picture

    aaaahhhh

    i have to go to the bathroom!

    KATE!!!!!!!!!! *drool*

    more KATE more KATE more KATE!!!

     

    Jocs

    jackedup77's picture

    The VLOG I've been waiting for

    That was priceless.

    Kate, I can't begin to tell you how you make me feel.

    I think "That's it for this round of The Julie Goldman Celesbian Interview Specials!" means that Juile is going to go change clothes.

    I love Nina, how did I miss the lisp?

    I think that was the most important moment of Kate's life.

    inn33dfr33dom's picture

    insane!!

    Hahaha..

    This is the best rockin' moment. Hahaha...can't stop laughing. Aahhh...kate...ur such a cutie=D

    Hahaha...man, it's insane!!

    RedBeet's picture

    Yay!

    Nina is wicked hot. And clearly oh-so-skilled.  That was beautiful.  Now I'm all hot and bothered from watching Kate get all hot and bothered. 
    Yaki's picture

    Nina Hartley wow

    Oh my God.. She can pull my hair any day of the week. She was to me total mystery, didn't know who she was:) She was awesome! I just love her!!

    Nina Hartley, will you marry me?

     

    dp_jocs's picture

    how can i download this?

    there's no veoh link :(

     this is definitely a keeper!

    Dots58's picture

    Wow. Hysterical. I can't

    Wow. Hysterical. I can't even . . . Kate is the most adorable thing I've ever seen.
    Goin2Maui's picture

    double post

    double post
    Goin2Maui's picture

    I <3 Nina since 1989...

    ...when my then GF and I purchased the movie "Hay Fever" a lesbian porn movie. It was the best thing ever for women, kinda hokey but you don't watch those porn for the plot!

    And Nina saying she went into porn becasue that's where the naked ladies were, that is so right! I was a topless dancer back in the mid 70s for the very same reason! I wasn't out yet but I knew that I wanted to be with women and that was a good way to be around naked women A LOT!

    Thanks for a great interview!! Love these shows!

    perfectflaw75's picture

    Hands on demonstration

    I like this ep bestest! And to see Kate get some hands on demonstration... DAYUM! Btw what exactly was Nina doing? Musta been good, judging by Kate's reaction :) 

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