Angry IS sexy as hell when it comes to Jill/Andrea. I love when she goes from tears to anger in the blink of an eye when ranting about the kid tapping on the glass. Haha!! And then Roxy..."Yeah....we're never having kids."
I LOVE Siobhan's imitation of Geri's "Sorry!"
I don't know how they hold it together without laughing because I certainly wouldn't be able to do it...not with Jill and Maile around. This shit is absolutely brilliant and I wish it was 6 hours long instead of 6 minutes.
Lookie here, Jill Bennet, when
I fork over my hard earned cash for stinkin' zoo tickets so that
my nieces and nephews, who have been hoisted off on me, can have
something to do besides play in traffic ( which was my idea
but was of course vetoed by their safety conscious parents) and the
freakin' tigers are lying there doing a whole lot of nuthin, I WILL TAP
ON THE GLASS! They're lucky that's all I'm doing.
It's not like I go up to tigers in the wild and
ask them to do tricks but if you're in a zoo, your job is to entertain
me. A free range tiger's job is to run, and obviously they are
doing their job well, as they are not in the zoo. Zoo animals, on the other hand,
are losers and stupid. In fact, I'd go so far as to say all animals are
pretty stupid. This is based on my various interaction with cats. Any creature
that will run to you for protection when you are the culprit that
sprayed them with the water pistol is dumb as toast. I rest my case.
Oh,
I know some of you will say (in high, nasal, animal rights voices),
"What about Dolphin's? They can communicate!" Well, so can Paris
Hilton. Granted, I'm not saying a Dolphin is as stupid as Paris Hilton
but that giant forehead is not filled up with brains--the
Dolphin...also Paris.
I do agree with you, Jill, about kids.
Judging from the antics of my neices and nephews, I'm gonna have to say
kids are just a handful of I.Q. points above Paris. Maybe we should put
them in zoos, too. Well zoos or in traffic; those are my two ideas.
All artists, if they are to survive, are forced, at last, to tell the whole story.
I have to say that i was hopelessly distracted by the fact that Roxy was wearing a "Roxie" T-shirt. I'm going to assume that wasn't a coincidence. You guys are great.
omg
yay!
these confessionals are such gems!!
All four gals are incredibly funny, talented and amazing!
and Maeve ROCKED IT with that Geri impression
As Jill has proven yet again...
Totally agree!
Angry IS sexy as hell when it comes to Jill/Andrea. I love when she goes from tears to anger in the blink of an eye when ranting about the kid tapping on the glass. Haha!! And then Roxy..."Yeah....we're never having kids."
I LOVE Siobhan's imitation of Geri's "Sorry!"
I don't know how they hold it together without laughing because I certainly wouldn't be able to do it...not with Jill and Maile around. This shit is absolutely brilliant and I wish it was 6 hours long instead of 6 minutes.
language!
I love the freedom that comes with doing a web series as far as the language they can use. It definitely adds to the comedic effect!
http://legallyout.blogspot.com
*snigger*
XD!!
LOL
Perfect. Funny. Great. Always.
Jill, what can I say... I Love You ;)
I want the fire back...
Hilarious!
This was one of the best confessionals! hahaha! Laurel & Hardy LOL
http://www.youtube.com/BetweenThaLines
Geri could hold my hand!
Adorable. All of you! Great job.
http://askalesbian.blogspot.com/
brilliant!
so much emotion!
That loving animals line was awesome. It also embodied how I feel about animals as well.
Haha Andrea/Roxie's trip to the zoo. Priceless.
€omg, inbd
FUNNY
hehehehehe soo damn funny
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"If you think back and replay your year, if it doesn't bring you tears, either of joy or sadness, consider the year wasted."
Fantastic!
This is absolutely fantastic. Andrea is great!
"It shouldn't matter who you choose to love..."
GREAT
How cute Are
Jill's ears? Um, Yum :)
Episode was completley Hysterical!
"I don't kiss girls who wear doilies"
mmm
My thoughts on the effin'
"Don't tap on the glass" sign:
Lookie here, Jill Bennet, when I fork over my hard earned cash for stinkin' zoo tickets so that my nieces and nephews, who have been hoisted off on me, can have something to do besides play in traffic ( which was my idea but was of course vetoed by their safety conscious parents) and the freakin' tigers are lying there doing a whole lot of nuthin, I WILL TAP ON THE GLASS! They're lucky that's all I'm doing.
It's not like I go up to tigers in the wild and ask them to do tricks but if you're in a zoo, your job is to entertain me. A free range tiger's job is to run, and obviously they are doing their job well, as they are not in the zoo. Zoo animals, on the other hand, are losers and stupid. In fact, I'd go so far as to say all animals are pretty stupid. This is based on my various interaction with cats. Any creature that will run to you for protection when you are the culprit that sprayed them with the water pistol is dumb as toast. I rest my case.
Oh, I know some of you will say (in high, nasal, animal rights voices), "What about Dolphin's? They can communicate!" Well, so can Paris Hilton. Granted, I'm not saying a Dolphin is as stupid as Paris Hilton but that giant forehead is not filled up with brains--the Dolphin...also Paris.
I do agree with you, Jill, about kids. Judging from the antics of my neices and nephews, I'm gonna have to say kids are just a handful of I.Q. points above Paris. Maybe we should put them in zoos, too. Well zoos or in traffic; those are my two ideas.
All artists, if they are to survive, are forced, at last, to tell the whole story.
James Baldwin
gosh
I love this show.
how did we ever live without it?
:D
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Priceless!
Fantastic ladies!
Loved it!
Favorite line : "Well I don't count a Venus Flytrap as a fucking flower, okay?"
Jill Bennett is f'in awesome. I love how she delivers her lines.
But all the ladies were amazing. I love this show.
Have I ever mentioned...
Oh, Valentine's...
I hope they were still fresh
"I took em from a restaurant, I didn't really buy them. But its the thought that counts on Valentines Day."
Love it!
Maile is the best
Jill: Brilliant!
Floored
thats how i feel after watching that, hilarious yet again and jill your brilliance really shined there :D
If Things Get Too Real, Promise To Take Me Somewhere Else
Hilarious!
sooo funny
love this show.. maile is just too much..lol
LOVE IT!!!
I love you all!!
This was sooo funny!!
I cant wait til the next one:o) You ladies rock!!!
Haha - stealing from a
Haha - stealing from a restaurant... whilst drinking secret ingredient coctails?
Oh dear - Jill just cracked me up with the tiger rant
"Hatred is blind, as well as love." - Oscar Wilde
Eire go bra!!
hee!
"I love animals, I love eating them and I love watching them". Oh don't we all? lol ;)
Loved it.
Fantastic!
After watching this confessional
Geri = Petal Pusher!
haha
Dog and poop...
I saw Laurel & Hardy coming but dog and poop? Bwahahahaha...
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"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." (Dr. Seuss)
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