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3Way Confessional 3: "Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Vaginas"

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Sarah Warn

In this confessional, we find out why Andrea (Jill Bennett) became a costume designer; why Geri (Maile Flanagan) is good with people; what Siobhan (Maeve Quinlan) thinks about playing a coma patient; and why Roxie (Cathy Shim) believes in Vagitation Yoga.

 

Maile's "don't go shoplifting now"? Genius.

Almost as funny? Imagining what the neighbors must have thought during filming when Cathy was yelling "vagina" every five seconds.

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    • Submitted by
    Sarah Warn
    on February 14, 2008 - 11:30am.
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    mustang_sally's picture

    Maile is so funny...total

    Submitted by
    mustang_sally (117 posts)
    on February 14, 2008 - 12:18pm.
    Maile is so funny...total scene-stealer.
    Amylin's picture

    Vagitation

    Submitted by
    Amylin (213 posts)
    on February 14, 2008 - 12:44pm.

    Vagitation Yoga is the key to a healthy life ;-)

    Brilliant confessionnal, my favorite so far! (okay i say that every week)

    spotticus's picture

    I less than 3 the confessionals

    Submitted by
    spotticus (636 posts)
    on February 14, 2008 - 12:59pm.
    Love the confessionals, maybe even more than the episodes. Is that so wrong?  Ok, now off to give 3way some youtube hit love.  Oh, and don't forget to check out the blogs at 3WayTV.tv.  They are high-larious!   Oh, and I loved Andrea's hand gesture during her vagitation comments. So subtle. ; )
    Afterdark69's picture

    Your clitoris knows SOO much

    Submitted by
    Afterdark69 (39 posts)
    on February 14, 2008 - 1:08pm.

    Your clitoris know's SOOO much! That will become a tag line or ad campaign for sure....I can see the ad now....Nike's sports wear for women are the best....ask your clitoris....it knows SOOO much! Nike's sports wear for men are the best.....ask your girlfriend's clitoris...it knows SOOO much!....I could go on....

    Flashing to neighbours around the shoot, scooping up their children and rushing them indoors! Mommy....what's a clitoris? hehehehe...Funny funny stuff

    Good job

    7Up's picture

    so funny

    Submitted by
    7Up (637 posts)
    on February 14, 2008 - 1:46pm.
    malie cracks me up and cathy's vagina assertions were pretty great
    kreigen's picture

    Ah, geri, what gun handling

    Submitted by
    kreigen (291 posts)
    on February 14, 2008 - 2:09pm.

    Ah, geri, what gun handling skill... I promise I won't shoplift now (so funny)

    And I think you are going to have some 'for sale' signs up soon if you keep yelling vagina everywhere...or should I say 'private parts'

    Great stuff :)

    "Hatred is blind, as well as love." - Oscar Wilde 

    Lunakiss's picture

    Vagitation Yoga...

    Submitted by
    Lunakiss (2051 posts)
    on February 14, 2008 - 2:53pm.

     Where do I sign up for that?

    Cofessionals are funnier than epis...so random

     

    "Do I have to dial 9 to call 911?"( This  quote was shared to me by a nurse who was talking about her then 14 year old  daughter who asked her  this while the father was suffering a heat stroke)

    dandylione's picture

    I knew it!! I've always

    Submitted by
    dandylione (66 posts)
    on February 14, 2008 - 3:09pm.

    I knew it!! I've always known my clitoris was genioustic!

    Geri, wearing your uniform to the bars is such a good idea. That short sleeve shirt and clip on tie must bring all the girls to your yard...that and your magic finger;)

     

    All artists, if they are to survive, are forced, at last, to tell the whole story.

    James Baldwin

    jennifer from pittsburgh's picture

    brain - 0, clit - a clue

    Submitted by
    jennifer from p... (1430 posts)
    on February 14, 2008 - 3:25pm.
    I know that my clitoris knows more than my brain does, so that bit made a lot of sense. A LOT.
    In unrelated news, Jane Fonda said 'cunt' this morning on The Today Show while discussing The Vagina Monlogues. And yes, coffee came out my nose. Oh Jane, so many things to love about you even if you are older than my mom.
    deathbyblonde's picture

    Cathy...

    Submitted by
    deathbyblonde (313 posts)
    on February 14, 2008 - 4:06pm.
    ...totally stole the show this time.  "Where does life begin?!" "Your vagina!"  "Where does life end?!"  "Your vagina!"
    crayolarabbit's picture

    Heh

    Submitted by
    crayolarabbit (46 posts)
    on February 14, 2008 - 7:15pm.

    I particularly enjoy this on my way to go run light board for the vagina monologues, which make about as much sense as Roxie's vagitation monologue right here.

    rebelwithoutaclue's picture

    wayy funny

    Submitted by
    rebelwithoutaclue (34 posts)
    on February 14, 2008 - 7:57pm.

    This just keeps getting funnier and funnier :D that one rocked I think i almost choked laughing after cathy shouted the clitoris thing haha

     

     

    If Things Get Too Real, Promise To Take Me Somewhere Else

    Lin78's picture

    lovin' it!

    Submitted by
    Lin78 (13 posts)
    on February 15, 2008 - 12:59am.

    awesome.  I wished their episodes were 30mins long.  It's too funny. 

     

    Do what you feel in your heart to be right, For you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't. - Eleanor Roosevelt

    Libre_83's picture

    The Confessionals

    Submitted by
    Libre_83 (6 posts)
    on February 14, 2008 - 11:45pm.
    are awesome... Dare I say better than the episodes. This one was the best yet. I <3 Maile! She is so right with the uniform too! The clitoris comment was just... f-ing hilarious
    Karina's picture

    I love it. Confessionals

    Submitted by
    Karina (34 posts)
    on February 15, 2008 - 4:50am.
    I love it. Confessionals make me happy.
    nathalie1986's picture

    More 3 way tv!!

    Submitted by
    nathalie1986 (18 posts)
    on February 15, 2008 - 2:37pm.

    I absolutely love this show! These ladies are soooooo funny! I wish the episode would last a little longer. Can't wait untill the next one!

     

    Toulouse's picture

    Your Vagina Center

    Submitted by
    Toulouse (31 posts)
    on February 15, 2008 - 8:30pm.

    OMG- don't go shoplifting now. hahahahhahahaha

    Your Vagina is your center-what?  That is too freakin funny!! 

    lushbliss's picture

    oh yeah

    Submitted by
    lushbliss (102 posts)
    on February 16, 2008 - 12:11am.
    I really love these little clips, you ladies are so noncholant-ly hilarious. haha
    euge's picture

    I wish these were longer!

    Submitted by
    euge (68 posts)
    on February 16, 2008 - 3:26am.
    I wish these were longer!
    G's picture

    Hahahahahaha...MY VAGINA

    Submitted by
    G (70 posts)
    on February 16, 2008 - 12:46pm.

    That was the best EVER. So I went to Youtube and they have this great bit on  Vagitation Yoga http://youtube.com/watch?v=jZpFIEEmHQc  

     you HAVE to see this I was laughing so hard I woke up my girlfriend.

    Jadey's picture

    Can't wait for more

    Submitted by
    Jadey (71 posts)
    on February 16, 2008 - 3:36pm.

    *Giggles*

    I LOVE this , it is just awesome, hehehe they all bounce off each other, it works soo well. ^^

    Can't wait for the next episode to go up

     

    <3 Jill

    Aline.........'s picture

    Loved it!!!

    Submitted by
    Aline......... (24 posts)
    on June 1, 2008 - 12:27pm.
    Loved it!!!

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