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The tech folks over at MSNBC.com recently compiled a Sexiest video game characters top 5, in a quest to find the few characters with “the complete package: looks, brains, confidence – and that mysterious element the French call 'je ne sais quois'” that do it for us gamers. Yeah, I bet that was easy. In fact, I bet that the good folks of Tecmo had those exact characteristics in mind when they developed Dead or Alive Extreme Beach Volleyball.

Right? Anyway, everybody knows sex sells, so it’s quite normal to have a few babes (male or female) appealing to the gamers. Still, this unusually short list has a couple of interesting (and odd) choices, which focus on a lot more than just a nice pair of … pixels. For example:

Lara Croft (Tomb Raider series)

What? Lara Croft is intelligent and … stuff.

OK, seriously now. It’s obvious that no sexiest video game characters list can be credible without “the queen of virtual babes”: Miss Croft. Since Tomb Raider's original release in 1996, Lara has become an Eidos Interactive goldmine, both in the video game industry and in Hollywood. Whether it’s the looks, the guns, the attitude or the accent, no one can resist Angeli — er, Lara Croft.

Jade (Beyond Good & Evil)

Now this is an interesting choice. Jade is one of the few leading ladies in video games, but she’s not your typical eye candy: she’s actually smart, talented and, all in all, a pretty nice role model. Kudos for choosing her. Also, did you notice that hair and that attitude? Quite ... ambiguous. Just ask our friends over at LesbianGamers.com.

There are also two men on the list: Agent 47 (Hitman series) and Dante (Devil May Cry series). The choice of Agent 47 is odd. Sure, Agent 47 wears nice suits, but … he's scary. But I have to agree with the choice of Dante, who is very stylish and, seriously, isn't he a bit lesbianish?

Dante (Devil May Cry series)

Look at that nice hair. Pretty lesbianish man, if you ask me. OK, maybe it’s just me. But hey, he’s very good looking and can kick some serious butt. Also, Devil May Cry is fun.

So I agreed with some of MSNBC’s choices, but that doesn’t mean they would be on my top five. So here goes my top five sexiest video game characters:

5. Eva (Metal Gear Solid 3)

Who doesn’t like girls with guns and unzipped jump suits? Eva was one of the most interesting characters in Metal Gear Solid 3 (picture on the right), so Hideo Kojima (MGS’s creator) is bringing her back in MGS 4, but as an older woman (picture on the left). I think prefer the younger Eva, but I’m also digging the old Eva. Sure, I have a thing for older women, but she exudes confidence and, well, meanness. On second thought, she looks like she might lock you up and spank you. Hmm …

4. Nina Williams (Tekken series)

Nina is one of the few characters that Tekken’s creators have maintained throughout the whole series. I’m pretty sure I don’t need to tell you why.

3. Jill Valentine (Resident Evil series)

Resident Evil was the very first game I played on my Playstation and I absolutely loved it. Maybe that didn’t have anything to do with Jill, but when she returned as the protagonist of Resident Evil 3: Nemesis, I ran to store and bought the game. No doubt about it: a girl who can fight of hundreds of zombies, solve puzzles and still look lovely in a tight shirt is definitively a keeper.

2. Maria (Silent Hill 2)

Silent Hill is one of my favorite games, so when I played Silent Hill 2 I was just as mesmerized as James (the lead character) when I saw Maria. Sure, she was sinister and dark and looked kinda evil, but – what can I say – I love enigmatic characters.

1.Lara Croft (Tomb Raider series)

Well, duh. Like you didn’t see that one coming. I’m a sucker for Angelina. Or is it Lara? I forget. Well, who cares?

Do you agree with my choices or do you prefer MSNBC’s? And, most importantly, what’s your top 5? (Feel free to add male characters as well!)

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  • guitarhero's picture

    Wet

    My vote goes to the up-coming Sierra Entertainment game Wet for PS3 and XBox 360 and it's star, Rubi. 

    http://www.wetthegame.com/splash/

     As for Lara Croft, I prefer the original...Rhona Mitra.

    brackishtea's picture

    Lara Croft!

    Get me?

    My Top five are:

    5. Kitana Talisa Soto as Kitana in Mortal Kombat also helps

    4. Nina Williams Bad-ass Irish Assasin

    3. Lara Croft

    2. Rayne I love Vampires!

    1. Michelle Chang it's the boots

    Clonchi's picture

    Yay for MK!

    Kitana is way hot... I played Mortal Kombat on Super Nintendo when I was like 10, and when I saw Kitana all was lost, she was my favorite by far. (maybe that should've tipped my mom off that I was super gay...)

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    vfullart's picture

      Okay maybe this says a

     hot lulu

    Okay maybe this says a lot about me but lulu from FFX. I like the ladies with additude. Anything she said to me would be followed by yes ma'am. Maybe that is why she was my strongest character in the end. She was even sexier when she could kill everything without even trying.  Maybe is was the outfit.  

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    jthomasbojin's picture

    Wish I could play

    Awhile ago Kristen Bell made an appearance in an afterellen blogpost entitled "Girls we'll watch in almost anything". An unfortunate fact of my life is my total ineptitude for gaming (mario is a challenge for me). However, when CGI still of this lovely lady for the game assassin's creed hit the internet, I was hooked. Needless to say I am currently putting in way too many hours watching my friends play X-Box.
    WindRyderX's picture

    Final Fantasy

    You can't forget about the ladies from the Final Fantasy line.  Fran and Ashe are definitely on my favs list from FFXII along with all 3 ladies of FFX2. I think Tifa would be my Numero Uno FF and Video Game Hottie. Period. Gotta love Final Fantasy!

    Check out some Tifa greatness here -->  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wXdUTBROBE

    Shiori's picture

    Final Fantasy !!!!

    Why does everyone seems to forget final fantasy girls?? (at teast someone mentioned Lulu) I can make my top ten just with tem.

    And what about Yuna, Rikku, Paine, Yuffie, Tiffa....

     

     

    Main character from Final Fantasy XIII, Lightning

     

     

     

     

    Bette B's picture

    lightning

    Yes! lightning! im so buying that game if anything only to play that kick ass looking gal XD

    seriusly how many can look that kickass and hardcore with pink hair?

    Shiori's picture

    Final fatasy

    Yes !!! I want to play this game too, I think I´m going to buy Play 3 just for this game, I love final fantasy games, I´m also waiting for Final Fantasy Versus XIII, I´ve watched so many times the trailer... but I think we will have to wait, is it out in japan jet?
    zeroes-and-ones's picture

    Too bad FFXIII won't be out for awhile.

     

    Lightning makes me swoon a little.

    milena87's picture

    Let me think...

    I never actually thought about if before, let me see...

    5) Elaine Marley from "Monkey Island". Mayor of a pirate island, she was the first woman in a power position I've ever seen in a videogame! (and now that I think of it, she's pretty much the only one...)

    4) Sophia from "Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis". Beautiful, smart, sharp toungue. possessed by superior powers and always in danger (plus, I played this game in all the way possible just to be able to kiss her, it has to mean something :P)

    3) Bastila from "Knighs of the Old Republic". Hot chick with a lightsaber? I'm in!

    2) Tali from "Mass Effect". The sex scenes still echoes in the back of my head...

    1) April Ryan from "The Longest Journey". Smart, creative, great sense of humour, good looking, shifter trough dimensions ans saver of the world(s)? Hard to beat lol

    GreenBean2's picture

    Bastila Shan from KOTOR! Oh

    Bastila Shan from KOTOR! Oh yes!

    Sabriel's picture

    YES! I was thinking I'd

    YES! I was thinking I'd probably be a lone geek posting about my love for Basila on here but no I'm not alone! She was my favourite in Kotor, I especially loved her when she pushed Mission over :')
    Jadey1138's picture

    Bastila mmm

    YES!Thank you Bastila is very yummie.

    And Lara Croft, i only really like two of them, Rhona Mitra.... i LOVE her, and the new model karima adebibe.

    But Bastila is definitely number one, her voice is excellent, i liked her mainly because she sounds like Rhona Mitra.

    SpeedyPuma's picture

    Nariko, Heavenly Sword

    Haven't played it, I don't have a PS3 (yet!!). My virtual crush is probably helped by the fact she's voiced by Anna Torv.... Nariko

    Got a bit of a Jessica Rabbit thing going there!

    Niderrah's picture

    OMG!!!!

    I'm in love with her!! I got a PS3 just for this game!! Love the game...but I wish it was longer......She is sooooooooo HOT!!
    rachelsluv's picture

    How could I have missed this?

    I thought no one had posted about hot Nariko.  I don't have PS3 (gave up gaming years ago) but I found myself searching for fan music vids featuring Nariko on You Tube.
    SolitaryAndWistful's picture

    Where's Rayne.

    The list is totally lacking without Rayne from Bloodrayne.
    jeeo's picture

    Eva <3

    During the summer I was marathon playing MGS, MGS2 and when I got MGS3, I completely fell in love with Eva and at the end I was completely heartbroken!

    I love Taki of Soul Caliber.

     

    BTW, LOVE LOVE LOVE Rikku from FFX-2 and whenever I played KOTOR, if Bastila died, my heart weeped. So love to her too <33

     

    I can't think of anymore but I know there's tons of girls I love. Video game super heroines kick ass.

     

     

    2girlzr1's picture

    i liked taki...

    too but, my heart won't let you mention soul caliber without mentioning the lovely and delicious IVY or sophitia... just had to jump in and say sumpin', okay i feel better now!!!by the by Kilik kinda acts like a chick with a stick i once knew.  

    i'm not sure if that's my gaydar or my fire alarm ringing but,its hot as hades in here......."ladyj"

    starLisa's picture

    Dr. Aki Ross

    I don't know if it counts, because it was a movie that was based on a video game, but I had an embarrassing crush on Aki Ross in Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within.  I mean, at least with Jodie Foster, I could pretend that maybe some day I'd meet her and she'd fall head over heels for me (hee), but it was hard getting a handle on the fact that Aki Ross doesn't even exist.

    Dr. Aki Ross

    MobiusLoop's picture

    Alyx

    They obviously didn't overlook the game as they listed Gordon Freeman, so how did they miss Alyx Vance in Half-Life 2?

    Alyx

     

    And honestly, Agent 47 would be on my list, as well. He is a very sexy man.

    bekonia's picture

    I love most games with a

    I love most games with a kick ass heroine, I'm a sucker for virtual babes!
    shygurl99's picture

    Me tooo

    I wish they made more games with women as the lead.Women can kick just as much butt as men in video games

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    TheGlamazon's picture

    Gotta say...

     

    I definitely endorse your choices, and personally I adore Laura Croft, Samus Aran, Fran from FFVII, Alyx from Half Life 2, Midna from Zelda (in human form), and Tifa Lockheart from FFVII.

     

    I must admit I have a bit of a man-crush on Squall/Leon from FFVIII. He's pretty darn lesbianish, from they pretty eyes to the lovely hair to the leather.

    rachelsluv's picture

    How could you not mention....

    Heavenly Sword..How in the world could you not mention this game? I mean the character is HOT and the game was lauded for the realism displayed in the characters facial feautures. Hmm short attention span much?

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    xxburningrecord's picture

    themm gurlss

    1- Yuna (FFX2) 2-Lenne (FFX2) 3-Rikku (FFX2) 4-Kasumi (Dead Or Alive) 5-Ling Xiaoyu (Tekken)
    L.RollingStar's picture

    Your #5

    Xiaoyu's adorable! love her..

     

    For me it's:

    1. Sakura, Ryu, and Ken (Street Fighter)

    2. Hwoarang and Jin Kazama (Tekken)

    3. Naomi (Metal Gear Solid)

    4. Jill Valentine (Resident Evil)

    5. Princess Zelda/Sheik ( Zelda, Super Smash Brother)

    6: Yuna and Cloud (Final Fantasy)

    7: Sophitia ( Soul Calibur)

     

    SXMMelChan's picture

    Bastila!

    Bastila from KOTOR was a distracting character, and I have to say, she makes my list. Maybe not number one but:

    5. Chun Li from Street Fighter

    4. Princess Katana from Mortal Kombat (something about the fans!)

    3. Bastila from KOTOR

    2. Nariko, from Heavenly Sword. O.M.G.

    1. Lara Croft...no matter what I keep comin' back to that Tomb Raider goodness

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    pyc2star's picture

    Game Girls

    i really like the blonde verision of elena fisher from drakes fortune...shes a sporty gal / archeologist who kicks arse throughout the entire game.

     

    Elena FisherElena Fisher

     

     

    shortstack51's picture

    Oni

    Konoko from Oni. I mean, futuristic badass cop-turned-rogue-when-her-friend-is-killed...and she rides a motorcycle...how could you not love her?

    Otherwise, I basically agree with everyone else. I'm sure there's something I'm missing but nothing's coming to mind, haha.

     

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    taylorwhoislesbian's picture

    Nina =)

    Nina W. is the one of the sexiest characters! I like her so much. she's also a great fighter. 

    Girls. Girls. Girls.

    matchbookromance1984's picture

    Well I liked

    the woman on Need for Speed Carbon. On the final boss race she gives you this really hot look. Though that game is kinda sexist, your silohuette is male and I also wonder because when you're racing and you choose her as an active crew member she tends to get in the way and drives rather painfully, if the developers think that women are bad drivers.
    Aya's picture

    You Can't Forget "The Boss"

    How you could leave out the Boss from MGS3? The entire series aruguably originates from her. Also I always found Aya Brea from Parasite Eve 1 cool.

     

    1.The Boss

    2.Aya Brea

    3.Jill Valentine

    4.Vanessa - King Of Fighters

    5. Paine

    jeeo's picture

    Oh my god!

    How could I have forgotten about Boss?!?!?

    I loooooooooooooooooooooooove her <33

    Sarah McKenna's picture

    Mona Sax

    Mona Sax in the Max Payne series is the sexiest video game character, she is strong, beautiful, fantastic with guns, and slightly psychopathic!

    arawn's picture

    What about THE lesbian game character?

    Hana & Rain 

    One of the sexiest, toughest, smartest charachters out there. Hana Tsu Vachel from the FEAR EFFECT game. She's a mercenary, a linguist, a lover! Seen here with her lover Rain from Fear Effect 2.

    HanaAll around awsome!

     

    Antonia_Dalloway's picture

    Not Lara again...

    With all due respect to her fans, Im getting a little tired that Lara Croft ALWAYS shows up in every list about women and videogames. The way I see it, Final Fantasy characters are better than Lara Croft, but that is my point of view.

    1.- Rinoa (FF VIII)

    2.- Yuna (FFX not FFX-2...I know its the same, but I´ve always liked her more as a summoner)

    3.- Fran (FFXII)

    4.- Yuffie (FVII)

    5.- Ashe (FFXII)

    Oh, and honorific mention to Ada Wong, Resident Evil 4.

    sortofairytale's picture

    Lara Croft

    A character who is played by both Angelina and Rhona Mitra has to be my number 1 ;)
    LadySam's picture

    Final Fantasy girls?

    Yay, Jade ! I loved that game, and I'm glad she's in the list. But no Lulu from FFX? She's a fine looking lady (but maybe that's my inner goth lover who's talking). Rikku has attitude and she's independant (and wears short shorts + bikini top, come on...)
    Shiori's picture

    Lara ¿?¿?¿?

    Lara Lara Lara always Lara I don´t even like her, but well, I guess I´m just a strange person, I must be the only lesbian in the world that hated Carmen in The L word (god, she was too stupid, and what she did to Jenny was cruel) well, Lightning can be all for me then, I can´t wait to play this game.

    Gorgeous Nerd's picture

    My odd list.

    Here's the women that I like in video games at the moment (in no particular order because I don't like ranking):

    -Lara Croft, Tomb Raider games. It's not only that we share the same first name (although that helps); she was probably my first video game crush ever, back when I didn't even know I was gay. You never forget your first loves.

    -Liara T'Soni, Mass Effect. She's from another species (the Asari) that actually only has one biological gender, and mating for them is seen as more than just sex -- it's also a sacred bond that must be taken seriously. She's also intelligent and gorgeous, so when she gave the speech about her people, I just about melted. (Runner up for Mass Effect: the female Commander Shepard, no matter how she looks. Her voice is melt-worthy. And Ashley Williams isn't bad, either, but not my type.)

    -Fran and Princess Ashe, Final Fantasy XII. What's funny is that I don't actually play this game (my sister does), but I crush on two women from it anyway. Fran is the strong stoic type (and yes, she has bunny ears), but I can't tear my eyes away from her whenever she's onscreen. Ashe is more an emotional crush, although she's beautiful, too.

    -Casey Lynch, Guitar Hero series (although particularly three). Casey's always been a looker in the series, but in the third game, she got this leather outfit that gives her dyed red hair, and that was enough for me. I'm very easy to please.

    smiley's picture

    big fan of Tomb Raider

    Really big fan of Tom Raider love Lora Croft been playing it for meaning years. I'm a really big game geek i love video games. Love Angelina Jolie when she played her in the in the movie.

    rheaumefan's picture

    Nikki Connors of "Rogue Ops"....

    My favorite would have to be sexy Nikki Connors of "Rogue Ops". Your saying who? Yeah, well, the game itself didn't do well at all, it actually bombed, but I happened upon it & fell for sexy Nikki. She's a force to be reckoned with in the game & KICKS ASS!!!! =0)

     

    dreamlife_613's picture

    Here are a couple more

    Here are a couple more sexy video game characters: 

    Farah from Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

    Karen from Shadow Hearts: Covenant

     

    Bomi's picture

    Those top 5 need a revamp

    All I have to say is, there are 3 ladies in the video game world that need to be on that list.

    Tifa - FF7
    Ayame Tenchu series
    Rei- Kurosawa- Fatal Frame 3 the tormented

    Tifa goodness

    tifa goodness

    Ayame goodness

    Rei goodness

    faith_in_buffy's picture

    Empress of Time

    Kaileena from the Prince of Persia is one of my faves, at one point she tells the Prince that the Empress "has no love for the world of men" which sounds pretty gay if you ask me.

    The women off Dead or Alive are obvious ones. I play DoA2 with my housemate a lot, he plays as Tina and I play as Kasumi. They both have some moves that are basically filth. Tina does a move where she ploughs her head right into her opponents crotch which is always amusing and Kasumi does a move where she flips onto the shoulders of her opponents. This move can be done from the back but is more often done from the front leaving her oppenent with their face in a rather intimate place. If anyone has played Dead or Alive 2 I'm sure you know what moves I am referring to.

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