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This test, you must take

This may be old news, but hey, it's a slow news day today. I have just discovered the Star Wars Personality Test! You know, this brings me back to my youth, when I saw The Return of the Jedi in the actual theater the first time around (not when it was rereleased in the late '90s). Who did I want to be then? Well, Princess Leia, of course. Why? (1) She gets to date Han Solo; (2) she is very bossy; (3) even while being enslaved, she gets to wear a gold metal bikini!

OK, this may seem like the nascent feelings of a femme, but how things have changed. I just took the test and am very excited to report that I turned out to be Han Solo!

And no, of course I would never manipulate my responses to get what I want. (Hey, maybe I am Han after all ...)

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  • notl33t's picture

    I got Han, too!

    I think I'm more of a Chewbacca or a Lando, but whatever . . . great picture of Princess Leia, by the way.
    realgirly's picture

    I've never seen a star wars movie (eep)

     

    ...but I got Queen Amidala. Not sure if it's a good thing or not, but hey, it's Natalie Portman ;D

    HorseGirl's picture

    Honestly, I enjoyed the old

    Honestly, I enjoyed the old Star Wars movies a lot more than the new ones. The older ones were just cooler. And better. And less boring.

     

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    jeca's picture

    Queen Amidala

    I'm a Queen Amidala too. Thats a good thing girly.
    littlecaesar's picture

    Nub nub

    Wicket.  The Ewok.  What kind of crap is that?  I mean, I know I'm short and hairy, but THEY don't know that.  Ugh.  What a freakin' bummer.
    Heartsease's picture

    An Ewok?! :-)

    nerocorvo's picture

    sigh/wow

    Tried the link, and got a blue screen error from. Oh well...
    brownbear86's picture

    i'm an ewok yay. i always

    i'm an ewok yay. i always thought wicket was the cutest (aside from princess leia of course). aaaahhhh that gold bikini

    on a side note, i'm quite impressed that i figured out how to insert a picture. woohoo go me. *does the funky chicken*


    poussimousy's picture

    hey !!  when i was a child

    hey !!  when i was a child ,an ewok came and took my hand by surprise  ( at disney's world ),damn i was so scared! and i also remember that the ewok liked my ring , was it you ???

    Comme disait Jeanne D'Arc : " tu verras de quel bois je me chauffe " ;)

    Harpy's picture

    Qui-Gon Jnn

    At the risk of sounding really geeky -- Shouldn't it have been:

    This test, take you must?  :)

    Suppose I need to see the new movies at some point in my life -- But I see it like The Matrix -- One movie was enough.  I don't even know how to pronounce this guy's name.

    Woolf20's picture

    Question no. 9 was funny :)

    Question no. 9 was funny :)

    notchegeva's picture

    oh my...

    ......

    'nuf said I guess.... when I think my mother still calls my "my little baby angel"...

    CaliSky3's picture

    YODA

    Didn't plan this, but he's awesome. I'm flattered. -Rachel

    notchegeva's picture

    I'm so jealous... How come you got Yoda and I'm stuck with Dark

    Vador... life's unfair... I'm not even THAT bad!
    smokinbluegrass's picture

    ouch

    I got Emperor Palpatine. Who the hell is that, aside from being one ugly mofo? "You are Darth Sidious! You are the most evil motherfucker in the world. You're so evil you eat babies. You yearn for absolute power over the galaxy and you'll stop at nothing to get it. You're also pretty ugly and have terrible skin. You may want to get some botox or whatever Princess Leia uses on her skin." (Wasn't that back in the day when she was coked out and droppin' lots of acid and messin' around with the SNL cast? I don't know if I want any of that on my skin....) Should I fear me? I can't get the code thingy to work, cuz I'm a dumbass. Evidently, I'm an evil dumbass. Still, I turned in the lightsaber and stuff. Gah.        --Talk Derby to me.
    fridax's picture

    R2-D2

    He/It was always my favourite character besides Han Solo, so this rather fits. We may be of the same height ;)

     

     

    SingleBeefy and fabulous!

    asaan's picture

    Qui-Gon Jinn!


    Leahashra's picture

    Lando Calrissian

    Wow. I'm a sleazy guy who sells out people for money.

    Somehow that seems wrong...
    stasia's picture

    jar jar binks

    is who i am apparently.  i tried answering differently and was still jar jar.  maybe because i'm tall?  everyone hates jar jar binks, it says so in the description.  i mean, i couldn't stand jar jar binks.  awesome.  at least people who know me don't hate me.  and they will never find out i am most like that character.

    Omega II's picture

    No Fidax, this way!

    <a href="http://www.liquidgeneration.com/Media/Games/The_Ultimate_Star_Wars_Personality_Test/" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.liquidgeneration.com/content/190407/Card_C3PO.jpg" border="0"></a>

     Me be C-3P0

    I know I gay tendencies, the people who made this must be Jedi with a sense of humor.

    Supertramp's picture

    Jar Jar is Phat

    People, don't feel bad. I'm freeking Jar Jar. Probably explains why I haven't been on a date in three years - here I am thinking I'm a Han Solo-like babe, and I'm Jar Jar.

    HA.

    Omega II's picture

    *Pats Kaki Flynn on back*

    Watch your tongue around pod racers.
    jaja zamudio's picture

    I am Qui-Gon Jinn

    this test rocks ;)

    absentminded87's picture

    well that sucks

    never seens these films, but this doesn't sound like a good personality...

    oh, well.. think i'll live

     

    littlecaesar's picture

    "*sigh* Oh Jar Jar. Nobody loves you but me." -Comic Book Guy

    Can I just say that I freakin' loved Jar Jar?  A little part of me dies everytime someone makes fun of him.  :(
    smokinbluegrass's picture

    I love him, too.

    In fact, my dog, Wrinkles, has the nickname Jar Jar Wrinks.    --Talk Derby to me.
    RuggedAscent's picture

    Qui-Gon Jinn

    Indigo's picture

    Count Dooku

    I'm not sure if getting Count Dooku is a good thing.  The write up is weirdly complimentry in a very scary way.

    <a href="http://www.liquidgeneration.com/Media/Games/The_Ultimate_Star_Wars_Personality_Test/" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.liquidgeneration.com/content/190407/Card_CountDooku.jpg" border="0"></a>

    Sneaky's picture

    Yesss! lol

    my velouria's picture

    Luke Skywalker...

    Cool, but i was hoping for Yoda :p 

     

    "Never under estimate the power of stupid people in large groups"

    shadowboxer's picture

    Hee

    Noclaf's picture

    Qui-gon

    I'm not too sure how I ended up as Qui-gon, this guy is way cooler than I am. I thought for sure I was gonna end up as Boba Fett, or one of the Skywalker brats.

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    poussimousy's picture

    never saw star wars anyway !

     

    Comme disait Jeanne D'Arc : " tu verras de quel bois je me chauffe " ;)

    ff6fiend666's picture

    Star Wars Rocks

    I got boba fett, yay, amusingly enough the same dude whose name I kept whispering covertly every time he showed up in episode 2, though I crushed his feeble ass in shadows of the empire, after being smoked several times by a pixalated flamethrower. Ok I must simmer down.
    ginaji's picture

    So boring!

    qui-gon jinn-- am I Korean, or an Arab magical being?
    eohl's picture

    Yoda, I am. Tall I did tick.

    Go figure. I've finally subscribed even though I've been visiting After Ellen for nearly two years. 

    A nerdish personality test will always draw me out :)

    halfofone's picture

    Well someone has to be


     

    Always knew I was the hero.....


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