The Lo-Down: "A Shot at Love" Episode 9 and "Life" Episode 10

Oh my gosh , the funniest doll scene EVER!! I was laughing so hard! great job! hehe

As for ur question I believe that, yes Dani was the one getting some more serious action, and I base my opinion on the simple fact how comfortable and giggly they were the next morning.

Bobby? mmmm I dont really think he got what he wanted or expected. During breakfast he did not seem so comfortable and hmm lets say proud as a guy would probably be after spending some "very private and quality time" with TT if everything went smooth.

Amanda? I think they made out and no serious business was going on.

woow, I just read what I wrote here and it scares me how much this show sucked me in, hehe. But I blame it all on Dani and her very unusual, not ever seens on such shows, realness and refreshing character.

Thank you guys for bringing ur show to us every week. I truely enjoy watching every episode. I even watched the whole thing on battle star galactica not knowing or ever seeing the show (we dont have it in my country) and was able to actually picture the whole thing coz u presented it so damn good :)

yes Sarah, you are hot, handsome and sexy, but will you show us more of your hidden tattoos? ;)

fantastically awesome blog as usual, though I shudder to think of what you two must have been like as kids, when it was "normal" for you to play with dolls. Actually, I kinda wish I'd had playmates like you two when I was little. Man, all those dolls I had and no one to play spank the drunken mooning sports fan... sigh.

Sarah I  love your Bobby impression. Spot on.Hilarious.

Bobby is an ass, no offense to donkeys of the world. I hope he doesn't win, but Malinda is right. Then again Tila as a person has been a shock, she seems genuinely cool sometimes so she may shock us all and pick the right person for her over the 'right person to keep jocks of the world happy"

Everytime  Amanduh makes a 'face, I swear she's having a mini stroke. God bless her cheekbones.

Proof

I think/hope Dani got some...I'd be shocked if she didn't.

So after the fight over who introduces the vlog, and the processing, no make-up sex?

Those reenactments were awesome - you two were really getting into it. Can you tell us what other role-playing scenarios you came up with?

I would like to be reincarnated into a female version of Batman (...err Batwoman?). Crime fighter by night, rich playa by day (you know, coz I would still love the ladies)

All that kissing with everyone is one thing, but I wouldn't want to think of them all having sex with Tila one by one....

Bleh.

Well f^*& Tila Tequila and MTV in tandem, damnit! I don't wanna see a carnfarnit clip show; I wanna see Sarah and Malinda role play with Barbie. That was HOT! A helavalot hotter than the real thing: "Talk Dolphin to me, Baby"???

Okay. A) Who has ever uttered that statement before, during or after a sexual encounter? Forget it, I don't wanna know. And 2) I thought they were in a hospital. How do the two correlate? There was no structural or logistical integrity to that little scene. Woody lost:( Sorry girls.

As for who got some? Due to the extremely graphic nature of Tila and Bobby's slobbering, humping and generally horny antics during dinner, I'm willing to bet that he got some after and may I be the first to ask why??? Bobby, Tila? Really??? Was it possible to find a more mediocre, bitchy, snivelling, coma inducing, 12-year old behaving human than Mr."I've Never Seen Nothin' Ever" aka Bobby. Forget chopsticks, this guy can't even use a fork (did ya catch the cutlery action during dinner?) However, TT does seem to be quite hot for his boy parts. I don't get it but whateva! Personally, had I been Tila, Dani would not have seen the light of day, much less dolphins, for that whole, entrrrrr trip!

Anyhoo, it's tragic that my week will be Lo-Down-less but I guess I can bone up on my Dolphin Speak until your return. Ya know, in case anyone ever wants to take me up on that hot action.

All artists, if they are to survive, are forced, at last, to tell the whole story.

James Baldwin

I am still laughing from the dolls...  'Im going to have to give you a strip search'  

What Im sitting here wondering though is just how you two got so good at playing dolls...  Like most girls, I spent a fair share of my childhood playing with Barbie...but I never perfected the technique it takes to go fishing around in Barbie's cleavage...YOU DID IT LIKE A PRO!

NOW ONTO THE SEXY TIME!

AMANDA-   It seems like Im in the minority here...but I actually think that they had sex... I dont think it was very GOOD sex judging by the morning after but just by looking at the history of Amanda and Tila...  I have thought for a long time that they were just two friends that liked to make-out... and occasionaly you just wanna jump on top of a friend... I think thats what happened...  Tila wanted to play with Barbie

BOBBY-  I have no doubts that they DID NOT have sex... Look at that morning after 'lack-of' chemistry going on...  Not to mention that Bobby's virginal self was probably too nervous to perform...   I think they talked a lot and Bobby took on the role of the big spoon

DANI-  Honestly I dont think they had sex either... I think Dani respects Tila too much to just hook up with her like that... I think they had a very good night together and got to know each other on a very deep and emotional level... but I dont think any notches were made in the proverbial belt... Like you say 'she is a lesbian firefighter with dimples'   If I had sex with her... it would be like 'OK!!!  COMPETITION OVER!!!'

 BUT thats just my opinion...

      And I think Bobby wins too... but what are everyone's thoughts on seeing Tila running after someone... like maybe she picks Bobby and then realizes she loves Dani and runs after her?!  

I think she screwed all of them. This is Tila Tequila we're taking about. I wouldn't put it past her.

I didn't want to say this; but, I think Tila liked Amanda for the same reason any 13 year old boy would like Amanda. I mean, the breasts were right in her face, Eye level; and I think everytime Tila was close to Amanda, she copped a feel. I'll go so far as to say that Tila kept Amanda around so long just to get to this point where she could spend some quality time with "the girls", then after she had her fill, she dumped her. This is Tila...

And I know monogamy is for ugly people; but, I'd like to know who would be cool in that scenario... The girl that you are in love with goes out on a date with someone and then meets you for breakfast the next day, hanging all over that person... wait, two different people... she had sex with. This is Tila. And you just had sex with her too. Maybe I'm a prude but wouldn't this bother anyone else... just a little bit?

Crazy! I know I had my share of reenactment of my Barbie Dolls. All of them pretty were naked. I had like 4-6 of them.  Oh, yeah the dolls outfit was slammin'.

I can't comment on who slept with Tila b/c I hadn't seen the show yet.

Reincarnation: A Warrior Princess.  Back during those time the womyn led, fought, and ruled. The men were caretakers and followed the womyn.

We're gonna miss you two for a minute and your greatness.

Much Luck, Malinda, on your articles. You are Hot as always Sarah P.  

 Have a great weekend!

I'm in Vibe this month...pick up a copy..check me out and then put it back on the stand. thanks.

peace imani (Imani Coppola's Black & White album from her mypsace page)

I think that you can tell just by reading their body language. And Tila put the icing on the cake with the giggle.....To me it was super obviouse. Dani and Tila has a lot of chemestry.

One thing that was pissin' me off was Bobby acting like a two year old. After he acted like that, she should have let him go home. Who has time to take care of a freakin' baby (who is 20 somethin')? Really?

"They don't care if you're petting them - they just want your fish..." I don't know why, but this statement had me cracking up. Malinda Lo is too cute!

...and Sarah P. has a very nice tat... ;-)

i found this link of amanda when she was on WE tv's secret lives of women...

http://www.wetv.com/shows/secretlives/blogs/5778571

is she a big faker? apparently, she's a stand-up comic...

Is it just me, or did Amanda have crazy eyes? She'd do it all the time during interviews; it was like giant spotlights. But enough of the bitchiness; we got enough of that from Bobby this week.

It's sad. I've become addicted to this show. I stayed up all night one night watching the episodes on Youtube. >< That's just sad. I know it. But it's so addictive! And it had crazy people!

And word to the max on the Hilary analogy...

Who had sex? Well, Amanda and Tila spent the whole night touching and bathing together...I mean, seriously; they so badly had something. Maybe not sex...maybe just bad sex or something, but I wouldn't be surprised. Then again, she was terribly bad at roleplay.

Bobby? No, probably not. There are two reasons for this: firstly, he was a jerk that morning, but, secondly, going 'all the way' with a guy has many more consequences and, well, I wouldn't no, but I'd assume that there would be a lot more hesitance about it. Besides which, he was so insecure in the morning. If he'd gone all the way, I'd expect him to be more confident and less aggressive towards Dani and Amanda.

Dani? The serial cuddler? Her date with Tila reminded me of my ex. She would get emotional and cry, then get horny and we'd go upstairs, so I'm inclined to think so. Apart from that, everything you said was spot on. I'd say there was definitely touching, more than what we just saw ('cause you can't fit all that into an hour long show). But I'm also sceptical about anybody having sex, if for no reason other than it's a TV show, and, unless they're saving this stuff up for the special 'stuff they couldn't show' shows, then I'd expect a little more in the way of hinting. The sort of hinting we saw, is the sort they give when nothing happened... 

My two cents, anyway. 

"Basically, there is no hope for America if Bobby wins"~ Sarah P.

And my gut feeling told me... there is probably no hope for America.

don't know if i believe in it, but i love crews' response.. he wants to be a giant flemish rabbit??? that is just too awesome.

i'd probably want to be something big, loud and angry. it'd be a change from my current nature. lol. maybe a sabre tooth tiger.

heh. 

Hahaha, you guys are hilarious.

Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, you are a beautiful, handsome, cute, hot, [fill in other laudatory words here], AND pretty woman ;). I LOVE your smile and your laugh!

OK enough shameless ingratiating. On to Tila.

I don't think any of them REALLY went all the way with Tila. Maybe I'm just naive but I think she prolly just fooled around with all of them. Kissing, petting, etc.

IF she had sex with any of them I think it was Bobby. She was all over him and I think their little spat earlier combined with his shy-boy act at dinner really turned her on. I don't think there is enuff chemistry between her and Amanda to have led to full on sex and I think Dani respects and likes her too much to have gone for it.

That's my take.

gosh im still so smitten by Sarah P.

you guys are awesome Vloggers.

people who've seen the epiode and have replayd that short little scene(and a few others) over and over again! This is all about SarahShahi/Dani/Carmen <3

I probably read too much into things and maybe it's just wishful thinking but i really do think that dani is a lesbian onLife! three main points in just this episode:

1) when she walks into the party she checks those 2 girls that walkby out

2) she's into the kiss u can tell, and the look afterwards!:) .....(man, i miss carmen :p)

3)when the lovely ADA comes into the office she comments on her dress and SO so checks her out from headto toe and back again!

and some more thrown in there just for good measure!

4) she's a cop and carries a gun

5) she's CARMEN

6)she's also mywife and thatseals the deal! :D

I <3 u guys! u have me roflmao everytime!!! i'm sad no vlog next week, ALL u vloggers on here shouldknow we watch bc of yall, not theshow!

~*~Alice: Thank god you're here we're totally outnumbered. Bette: What do you mean? Alice: Straight people. Bette: Oh, Jesus.~*~

All you commentors are so damn cute!

Since Malinda and I won't be vlogging I need to get my fix by posting. Hey - it's not my fault Malinda does all the work - she's an employee and I'm just a "pretty face".

Let's see -

After reading the comments I've got to say I now believe that Tila slept with all three. Ugh. Although I am far from being a prude, I would be a little skeezed out by sleeping with Tila after Amanda and Bobby hit it. If I were Dani I'd have to say "Can you take a shower, for like, 2 hours?" Yep, one hour for each to wash off. That seems about right.

I also have to change my mind about who I think is going to win. I no longer think Dani will take it. Unfortunately I think Bobby is going to win. Ah well. At least Dani will be single and can take advantage of her new found stardom and fanatic fan base.

Go! Go! Go! Do it all before you are dead or disfigured!

Someone asked the question so here's the answer:

I have four tattoos. A dolphin on my sternum, a lizard in a circle of flame on my left shoulder, a lynx in a medicine wheel on my left shoulder-blade, and a three circle-triangle design that has the unfortunate likeness to the bio-hazard logo on my right shoulder.

I love me some tattoos.

So as much as the odds are against team Dani..which I myself am a faithful member, I still want to keep some hope alive that she'll take it..I mean win Tila's heart. As much as this show has become a guilty pleasure for me and some of my friends, with all the rumors and hints as to who is going to win..and my one friend who is a big enough dork to dissect the season trailer/teaser and notice a certain persons hand holding a final key. My hope is not so high, but still ever present. Alas, optimism creates pessimists I guess. I will rout for Dani until I curse at the tv next week.

I will miss the blog this week. It is always very amusing, I don't even watch Life or Battle Star, but I watched the blogs anyway.

As for who did what with Tila; to be perfectly honest I'm not too sure. But I wouldn't be surprised if they all did. One thing I will say though, if I was Dani and got the third date, my first question before I laid down on that bed would of been "They did change your sheets right?"..

i think its awesome that Dani doesnt win!

why would we wanna lose an awesome person like Dani to TILA????

that just totally boggles me.

i much rather her with anyone else other then Tila.

let bobby , bobbit, hobbit have Tila and her tequilas. while he is at that, take her vodkas and gin and pour tonic all over it. who cares?!

the point of the show has changed. right now it is, Save Dani from Tila!

thats my 2 cents worth at the very least.

grins.

i think its awesome that Dani doesnt win!

why would we wanna lose an awesome person like Dani to TILA????

that just totally boggles me.

i much rather her with anyone else other then Tila.

let bobby , bobbit, hobbit have Tila and her tequilas. while he is at that, take her vodkas and gin and pour tonic all over it. who cares?!

the point of the show has changed. right now it is, Save Dani from Tila!

thats my 2 cents worth at the very least.

grins.

gosh i wish im able to get me some tattoos too.

yours sounds pretty rad Sarah..

If Tila picks Dani (and I would certainly pick Dani because she's got a beautiful face, a beautiful body and a beautiful personality...oh ya, and what she says is interesting, anyway,  I don't think  Tila is what Dani is looking for)  But on to my question ...If Dani gets picked is Tila all she gets?  Or, does she get a big chunk of money as well....

I came across this clip in a different blog, and thought some of the people on this site would enjoy it. I wasnt sure what shot at love thread to put this in, so I just picked this one. It doesnt spoil the ending of give any indication as to who won, but it is a clip from the season finale. its quite hilarious. so if you want to see a bit of the last episode, enjoy.

Just came across this article on MSNBC about A Shot at Love.  But I don't really care so much about that, what I care about is that AfterEllen's Lo-Down vlog was mentioned!  Woot!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22263272/

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Are you kidding me?  

Hilary has a far better chance of winning the election than Danni’s winning Tila. Hilary has the resume and the persona as the first female president, plus she has a husband who was the former 42nd US president. Hilary’s current poll/stat clearly shows she’s a strong contender.