We're Getting Nowhere: "The L Word" 5.6

 Woot!  Love you guys!

"You spoiled Stupid Whore!" LOL glad to see I'm not the only one who thinks Paris and the L word is a bad idea.

Oh and didn't Jodi sign something along the lines of "Tell the board your judgement was clouded because Prof Learner is such a hot f---."  At least that's what I think the captions said.

"I don't kiss girls who wear doilies"

I love tuning in to your hilarity every week...particularly the re-enactments.

"I'm Jenny Schecter the Director!!"

Too funny.

BTW, I think Ilene wrote and directed this episode. I saw it during the Dawn Denbo/Shane exchange.

I didn't care about Tibette at first either!! It's still not my favourite storyline, but now I really enjoy it!

Two years ago everybody was waring Ugs in the summer! Thank god pretty much everybody has let it go by now. I've hated them since the beginning:p But they are really comfortable. And argh... I hate Paris... Well, hate is a strong word, but I REALLY don't like her! Let's hope the rumor isn't strue!

http://www.youtube.com/BetweenThaLines

IC directed AND wrote this episode, I was beyond surprised cause I too liked it.

Off to watch the rest of the vlog :)

Fantastic ep!

Also, Jill has an XBOX 360?!!! A game controller under her desk ... My geek heart is so full right now :D ... I <3 you, Jill. I <3 you!

Yay, Wonder Showzen! How can you not love that show!

Jill, What is you favorite X-box title?

Great reenactment work. Adele wearing Jenny's outfit at the end, hilarious.

Loved the outtake.

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WGN goes meta -

You guys subbing LA for Vancouver.

and

Jill: Who would play a new character on a show?

Karman: What kind of A-hole would do that?

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Fav lines-

Karman: Put a leash on you

Jill: She's my little F*** toy

Dara: Don't point a laser at your boobs.

Coley: It did the opposite of drying me out.

"Bad jokes are us, ur me."

I wanna know how long you ladies shoot for?
seeing as you edited a lot out and it still lasted for nearly an hour!?

 First Jill, then Karman, now Dara, You guys and your 3way t-shirt advertising ;) love it!
Jill you were great as Jenny! (She's my little F*ck toy) everyone was awesome in the reenactment.
Last week Dara was a lawyer, this week a doctor, She's one talented lady.

HAHAHA! Max with Jenny's hair style, that would be wierd :P

Thank you for this weeks vlog, it was brilliant.

AWESOME! I love the reenactments :)

FYI: another website....hmmmm I wonder which one, I can't quite remember the name of it...hmmmm.....anyway on said website it is revealed that Ilene Chaiken both wrote and directed this episode.

I can't wait for this show to go from examining itself to examining The View...incredible! I love it!

Also I loved the whole cat-pop-boob thing....really funny!

TOTALLY agree about Paris Hilton! i've already ranted about this on "best-lesbian-week-ever" She is loathesome!!! AMEN JILL AMEN. She is useless.

"Lift up your lyres! Sing on! But as for me, I seek your sister whither she is gone."

-Edna St. Vincent Millay

Now I knew ther was a reason I loved you ladies.   It's nice to have some support cause I'm not slowing down anytime soon. It is so still ON. And I've also got two for you... two thumbs up that is.

-BTW have you met my LOVER CINDY?

First of all, i'm SO happy you spoke French, i'm gonna sound so French right now starting my comment with that but anyway. I loved it! Dara's "Fermez la bouche" is priceless. Although... i did not understand the "détend" thing? Can another French person help me with that? I have to watch that scene again with Jenny to get what's the word they're using in the episode... Jill you should learn French you're good! You have that "je ne sais quoi" ;-)

I love the cat trauma story with Coley lol. Actually a lot of people are afraid of cats, even when they do not have breast implants!

Karman you have most of my fav lines this week, i loved every single funny things you said. "Now it's time for our weekly close up!" ah ah.

Loved the re-enactment, it went on and on, that was great!

Jenny is still wonderful and i also love the new Tibette. Same chemistry but a little dirtier, I like that...

Ps : i already said that in comments like everywhere but Paris Hilton in TLW? Really? F*** that! NOT HER. She's a useless piece of celeb-stupiditybrity garbage.

Confidence Maketh the Woman!

Jill you're HOT and you ROCK!! I...have a crush :D

I have been waiting for this all day and I'm all the way in the UK..

Anyway Ladies funny as always and I totally enjoyed this episode.  I live for Tibette moments and I hope there's more. Yeah! it was Ma Chaiken that directed this one. However, I feel that this ep was abit sketchy or scattery not sure if you understand this but the part of this ep that felt solid was the Tibette bits (not including Tina with her kid), maybe I'm just biased.

Please get Bridget to do an L Word vlog with you guys theres so much love and chemistry amongst you and Brigdet is off the hook, so are you Jill ;D

H xx

waited impatiently and you guys didn't dissappoint.

Loved what Jill shouted out at PH at pride. So true. I would have loved to be there and see it in person.

Loved every minute of it, especially the boob-popping discussion. Now I don't have to live in fear of my cat anymore. Thank you.

Ah, Jill, all that and you can build Ikea furniture? Is there anything you cannot do?   

Since you couldn't have Rose Rollins on last week, maybe you could have Erin Daniels as a guest. She's not under contract with the L Word, she's gorgeous, and she's funny.  I know you guys are big fans.  BTW you guys didn't mention how the intimate ovulating scene between Tina and Bette made it into Jenny's movie.  Was she like hiding in the bathroom closet?? 

all of 'ya!!!! loved that those couple of scenes which luckily kinda lasted forever (well, not long enough though, but still ;-)).

and i-n-t-e-r-e-s-t-i-n-g things we learnt about you guys ;-)...

Interview for IKEA: "Take a chair and have a seat".

... singin' 'rudolph, the red nosed reindeer'!

Had me in sitches a lot of the time.

Is there anything Jill can't do? Though my experience of Ikea furniture building involves little reading more working out what the hell the pic is telling you.

Would have loved to seen Jill shouting at Paris Hilton.

I think you guys missed something tho because I feel like Adele already did start her plan, she told Vizzini that Jenny is only sleeping with Niki to get her in the movie, etc etc. I think Adele did that because it will ruin the narcissistic relationship of Jenny and Niki because Niki will eventually find out that Jenny is only with her for the movie... That was a long winded explanation of my opinion...

But Karman I need a hair cut with BANGS. Jill Id love to watch you build some furniture and Dara you can mouth things to me whenever you want!

The re-enactment was FUN-NY 

And lesbians never learn comment. Aint that the truth!  *cough*I'm glad I'm bi*cough*

And thank you Dara for mentioning the JoBette dynamic is NOT SEXY. *Punches bag- NO! 

Will someone do a "if Paris was on the L Word" act..That would be funny.  And Jill can channel all that haterism by playing Jenny again

My phrase for the week: I'm the director Jenny Schector!

Been feeling a little low lately, today has been so dull even though its like summer outside.  I rightly cheered up after watching this vlog, I always do.  Always the best time of the day for me when I log on to watch your vlog.  Totally agree with comments made regarding Paris Hilton.  I cannot understand what the hell they are thinking at The L Word.  I have not seen this season's The L Word because I am in the UK, if your vlogs are anything to go by then I might enjoy these episodes.  When the season aires in the UK I will be able to relate comments and re-ennactments made by the stunning Jill Bennett and friends to the series.  Jill, was that the top you wore to the 3WayTV Premiere Party? I think maybe it was, nice top.  You all seemed to match at the Premiere, was that intentional?  Anyway, another great vlog.  I love it how you always digress, very apt title for the vlog.  Thank you for cheering me up.  Kerry xx

No you defenetly can't speak french... I am french and i just understand "croissant" and "fermer la bouche" ("Ta gueule" is rather say) of all what you said.

But don't worry, i can be your french teacher if you want... ;) Repeat after me : we're getting nowhere : Nous n'allons nulle part. 

By the way, do you really think french is sexy? I mean... Really?! 

Awesome episode as usual! Can I just say, I hate Paris Hilton too! Didn't now she was at gay pride last year, but what the hell would she be doing there???

wow, you guys make my wednesday!!!

the reenactments are priceless ....

dara, you so remind of a friend i have with your ubercool deadpan style..you rock!

jill your jenny takes that freak factor to new levels :) in a good way!

karman delivers as usual ...the terrible three should on posters of every fledgling baby dyke's wall...as real life role-models :)) that would be interesting topic for an essay huh?! :P

"Free Tibette" - word.

The gay community is not what it should be when it comes to support from people. However (and note that I actually tried) I could not even create a sound similar to a cheer when I heard that Paris is possibly appearing on the L Word.

Though, being an optimist (almost every day of the year, except for the sucky ones), I pondered whether this blessed appearance might be of help to those 16-year old girls, strutting around with a 1/4 of a dog in their left hand, skimmed-shaken-0%/fat-revitalising-decaf-deliquidised-double/shot-starbucks-excuse-for-a-coffe-with-extra-H2O (I think they are just empty) in their right hand, and more make-up than would be extinguished in an earthquake, AND who actually would love to break out of the bimbo suit and join the brighter side (that is, us) to not be afraid to come out. Or maybe it is just the dumbest idea ever... 

 Anyway, wishing you all a very merry gay day....