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This week we took advantage of Sarah and Lori's visit to Los Angeles and tricked Sarah into joining us on the vlog. We promised (with our fingers crossed) to behave ourselves for her guest appearance, but much to our surprise, Sarah gave us the WGN treatment! With all of her sarcastic zinger-flinging, teasing, and orchestrating of ridiculous prop usage, it's a wonder we even had time to recap the show!
When we weren't dodging Sarah's snark-arrows, we discussed our MIA L Word guest vlogger, why we love the name Dawn Denbo, extending WGN invitations to both Jennifer Garner and J-Lo, the ethics of "DL" parties and why we think hiring Niki Stevens to be in Jenny's little movie was a Very Good Idea. Along the way we threw in a couple of reenactments that involved a grueling interrogation and a self-indulgent wardrobe malfunction (of sorts). Also, Jill donned a neon pink wig and got a little frisky with a toy gun in an unexpected (and, frankly, unnecessary) homage to Sydney Bristow in Alias. So sit back and enjoy as you watch Sarah get dragged down to our level on this week's episode of We're Getting Nowhere. Submitted by on January 30, 2008 - 11:04am. |
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Episode 60000027....
...was great, as always! Between this and the lovely people on YouTube, I just about to keep up with The L Word in the UK, so thanks!
I think I like your versions better though...:-)
54 minutes...
That's so cool!! I will have to hurry up working so I can get home soon and watch!
scribegrrrl
love your guestbian (c) scribegrrl
A correction on the F*ckable comment
Pop Up
No they had it right. I just saw the episode of Pop Up Video for 80s movie soundtracks and they said that they asked a bunch of teamsters to choose between jennifer beals and demi moore and more guys chose Jennifer. not that i'm saying every thing on pop up video is the honest truth, it was just coincidental i saw it the same night i watched this 'podcast' and it said the same thing they did.
it's both and more.
BTW..
Karman
that;s exactly
Ouch
hmm
Haha well thats just one of life's dilema's........ i mean Jill's drop dead gorgeuos (i mean purely cause of the acting ability she brings to the re-enactment- nothing to do with the fact they she licks guns in close ups, runs her hands all over her body and pretends to strip off as Jenny........... its the depth of reality she brings to these important roles) ***** joking****** Jill's a very talented comedic artiste!
But then again Karman is sooo godamn kewl, and hilarious with her regular tomfoolary (sorry saw that word in one of the other vlog intros and thought it were genius.)
Too difficult i'll have to pick Sarah this moment in time cause shes right.... smart is sexy :-D
Indeed
Ah touche :-D true true!
Ah touche :-D true true!
Haha yes you raise an excellent argument.... Dara does undeed have that certain mystique about her.... the sort of natural charm and lets face it damn right sex appeal that is a rare to find.......... and well ok she does have the best fecking one liners in the planet.
Well i've inadvertently turned myself on after this discussion (can i say this on here) :-D haha
Haha
hehe, i think i want one of
hehe, i think i want one of each.... the whole set :-D
Yeah I know what you mean bout the Jewish thing, but i think it may be the jewish tats that do it for me- very very sexy!
Hmm do you think they will sleep with us now- is that enough flattery to get us in there :-D (joke)
Oh and on the offchance that any of them read this I sincerley apologise, we should not be talking about you as if you are pieces of meat it is utterley disrespectful and i have embarressed myself greatly.... But Jill, Dara, Sarah and Karman do let us know if its kewl with Lrenda taking two of you and myself the other two? mwhahahaha! **mischievous laughter***
Jewish Tats
Yeah I can attest to the Jewish tats things; I'm jewish and I've got one hell of a pair. haha jk (but not really).
They definitely reads these, and I'm hoping that this is enough (sincere) flattery to get Karman to PM me or let me carry her babies or something.
They're not meat, they're just hot lesbians.
Karman is a hottie and her
Conjoined fruit?
Ooops, I almost forgot Dara! I'd prescribe her for low potassium:)
Also, BOOOOOOOO! to you Iliene C. for not allowing Rose Rollins on the VLOG. WTF?! And another BOOO! goes out to people who speak in letters. QISAYT(translation: quit it, Stupid! Are you 12?)
All artists, if they are to survive, are forced, at last, to tell the whole story.
James Baldwin
haha, excellent analogy!
haha, excellent analogy! (still laughing at the " juicy and delicious line")
Loved this weeks WGN! :D
Jill and Karman, you should just share one note pad, you always make the same notes :P
HAHAHA! that first reenactment was genius.
"have any cats named Jodie Foster!?!" hmm interesting shirt Jill ... can't... quite ....make out what it says though... :P wow, we learn something new every week about her... she joined the girl scouts to pick up chicks ;) wow you started young!
*drool* Jill, i think you should do the next vlog with
justa pirate hat on :PFav lines from this vlog....
Dara - oh my god it's Betty!
Karman - i need the Ds, the double Ds!
Jill - If you pull it out, you better use it, That's what i say at the end of every date.
Sarah - I can't help it, I love you Tila
Thank you Sarah and Lori for being in LA :)
rose rollins
I'm so sad to hear that Rose could've guested on WGN this week only to have her snatched away... I heart her.
But you guys are hilarious regardless, so it wasn't so bad.
LOL
Anger...
I had a long actually decent(and long) comment this time. But my login timed out without me knowing it, so it disappeared when I hit the preview comment button.
The little I can remember is -
I loved the In Her Line of Fire poster in the reenactment.
Ya'll were great and to many good lines for me to narrow down favorites
"Bad jokes are us, ur me."
Been waiting for this all
Sarah should be on every week
You were so funny!
I actually knew that Rose was supposed to be on the vlog but Ilene didn't let her do it. Someone wrote that couple of days ago on Datalounge L word thread.
Sarah on the show with the terrible 3
awesome as always
That was great, I love how long it was.
The Jenny reenactment was...wow...way better than the original.
Thanks for another great vlog!
Awesome!!
I lol'd so much this vlog.
This was so funny I had to keep rewinding though because I kept laughing and missing bits.
I think you should try and get Ilene Chaiken as a guestbian on the vlog, I'm sure she would love to be on.
I push play aaaaaaand nothing...
Omg Yes
I am totally having the same problem! Sooo annoying. I wanna see it already!
The Way The Cookie Crumbles
No Borders AllowedThanks!
your profile pic...
Is the funniest thing I've ever seen!
I'm one of those who sits
Too funny...
Too funny :p
Dara you're the coolest chick on the net by far, and Karman you crack me up. Seriously, your giggling is infectious. I lolled a lot. Jill and Karman together...that's just comedy gold right there. The addition of Sarah this week made for some very funny moments, but having Rose would have been great. Such a shame they wouldn't let her on :(
Keep em coming, the laughs are much needed :p
My casting couch
I would cast the charming and demure flower Ms. Shannen Doherty as Jessie in Lez Girls.
And, because I can never share this little ditty enough, here is a song just for the twinkies--Karman and Jill.
[The conjoined twin song from South Park episode 2.5]
You've got the strength, you've got the courage
Even with a dead fetus on your head
Carry on, you fight for tomorrow
Dead fetus or no, you'll never let go
You're my conjoined twin, dead thing hangin' off your head woman.
Pretty. :D
Rose...
Too bad Rose Rollins could not come, i'm so sad! She's one of my favorite in the show, genius actress.
Re-enactments were GENIUS (I have to stop saying that word). One of the best you made. The first one cracked me up, I loved the pictures on the wall and was glad to see the "we can do it" poster. Jill's T shirt, Karman and Dara lines were so funny : donuts or hotdog? LMAO (ah ah). And Jill you gotta re-read that book on the table, 'cause you're not a big fat dike at all :p
Then i'm glad you talked about Jenny so much because all i have to say for this episode - except for Bette & Tina - is that Mia is more than a GENIUS actress (ok i said it again). She steals every scene, and she's the proof, along with Jill, that angry IS sexy.
The second re-enactment: brilliant!!! "Cartier", the yelling, it was funnier than the actual scene. How long have you been working on the angle of the camera for the ending? ;-)
Finally, Bette & Tina :D
Ps : Natalie Portman on the vlog?... oh well :)
u guys are crap at LOL and stuff :P
seriously really useless :P i only ever hear "older" people saying l.o.l instead of just pronouncing the word as, at least in my area, most people do its funny :P
i thought i'd help out so
rofl is roll on floor laughing
ty - thank u
gtfo/i - get the f*** out/in
ftw - for the win
cba/cbf/cbb - cant be arsed/f***ed/bothered
omg - pronounced oh em gee
thers loads more obv :) the thing is me and my friends actually talk like that, not sayin the words just the letters, its kind of crazy whats happening to language :S but i enjoy it cos it means u can talk in whole sentences without adults ever knowin what you are talkin about hehe
Oh My God
That Jenny reenactment was jaw dropping, by jaw dropping I mean totally hot.
=)
Agree...
Agree 100%!
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woohoo!
jill...u were a bit quiet at the begining! well...not really, but i dunno!
and what's this about Rose not being "allowed" on the show??
karman rocked the sunglasses Elvis-style and jill looked like a character outta Hackers. Sarah and Dara needed surf boards.
i totally dug jenny spitting out her gum. it was awesome. i do like adele too, but for some reason she reminds me of misty mundae.
and what about O.M.G. the kids @ my work say it all the time to annoy the crap outta me.
u know who i think would be awesome @ playing jenny? Sugar...from Sugar Rush. not lenora crichlow, but sugar..the character she played. yeah..ok.
"Life's too short to be cool" -Shirley Manson-
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Why does everyone keep
Why does everyone keep forgetting Sarah Shahi is half mexican? She deserved to play the latina role and she also spoke fluent spanish. Unfair diss.
Geez how hot are all of you guys :D. Awesome!! Great re-enactments
Whats with Rose not being allowed to be on the show but Jane Lynchwas???
actually....
I love Sarah Shahi, but I have to disagree on your "spoke fluent spanish" comment... She didn't speak it fluently, specially not with good pronunciation. Spanish is my mother tongue and I had to really pay attention to what she was saying to understand her. But who cares, she's great and I miss her!
oh, BTW, Sarah: You ARE a cool person!! I loved this weeks "podcast"... I always do!
re: half mexican
Not Latin
_____________
"Yo! Let's squash this beef at the Dune Sea!"
you guys are a bad influence!
I'm getting more sarcastic because of you guys... pretty soon I won't be able to hold a meaningful conversation with people :(
This was brilliant and I went to an advanced screening of episode 5.5 at NYU so IIIIII know what happpennnsssss hoohoo!.... and soon you will too so whatever.
And I personally don't say r-o-f-l letter by letter... i say "roffle." I mean I don't say that in real life at all. What?
omg, inbd
yeah
rofl isnt letter by letter ur rite that would be silly lol :P
Thrilled!
This was sooo much fun! Those reanactments were brilliant! Almost the real scenes:p
But why wasn't Rose allowed to come on the WGN? What's the possible harm? Is Jane getting in trouble for DO getting on the WGN?:p
I did agree with Jenny about the other actress. I really didn't like Nikki! Especially with that last (crying) scene. OMG!
Funny to Sarah in between you guys:D Kinda funny how she's trying to take control, haha! I dig the wig Jill!
BTW: WTF?! You are all sooo hip! You actually now what all the shortenings mean. LOL! LMAO! <3
http://www.youtube.com/BetweenThaLines
We love you Rose!
I haven't watched the whole vlog yet but I gotta say I'm bummed they won't let Rose Rollins come on the vlog. Hatin' on AfterEllen won't improve theirchart...
Jill and Sarah should go on
Jill and Sarah should go on the next "shot at love" and battle it out for Tila :D
"Hatred is blind, as well as love." - Oscar Wilde