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We're Getting Nowhere: "The L Word" Season 1, "Losing It"

Hitching is dangerous, kids, so don't do it. Sure, Jenny Schecter can eat some mushrooms and thumb a (magic carpet) ride, but that doesn't mean that you should.

In addition to Jenny's wild ride with her new teen friends, this week we also discuss the fact that Shane still does not look like a boy, that Lisa is still really annoying, and the notion that Tina really needs to work on her communication skills.

Yeah it's scary when Marcus's nutty girlfriend, Lei Leng, turns up. But would it kill Tina to learn how to say "help" instead of leaving long, rambling, and vague messages that even Bette would be compelled to delete? We simply don't think so.

We're Getting Nowhere: The L Word "Losing It "
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  • emsyn's picture

    I HEART YOU!!!

    I look forward to Thursdays because of you ladies!!! Your vlogs are always random and amazing! Mwah!
    mibtc86's picture

    ok

    so yeah i m just randomly leeching on. :)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joDjwtjIQS8

    those robot bopper thingies. Dara's kinda right with the noise.... they do kinda geedge. no matter how wrong that sounded O_O.

    tracy.'s picture

    Let's not forget hungry

    Let's not forget hungry hungry hippos!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HPI_HT6yjo

     

    TheOtherSis's picture

    Is it just Me?

    These vlogs are fantastic. You ladies totally crack me up. Just a quick cause for wtf tho... did anyone else notice that when discussing "squirrel enimas" Karman changed from Marina into Betty White? I swear thats the closest impression of her voice I've ever heard.

    Awesome entertainment... cheers. 

     

    momadance's picture

    Yeah!

    WGN is up just in time for my lunch break!

    Funny vlog as usual ladies.  I loved the Marina and Tim fight. "She smells like stewed tomatoes".  Awesome.

    Thanks for the mid-work day laughs ladies.  Keep up the good work. 

    Sleepless_in_the_study's picture

    SWEET

     

    Yes!!! This was totally unexpected. I just hit the home page and here are my favorite 3 ladies. Going to go watch it now. <Big Grin >

    a_beautiful_lie's picture

    lmao! That really

    lmao!

    That really cracked me up!

    Especially the end part :D

    Was that a slightly modified music at the end? Or was it my head phones making it sound different?

    Off to watch it again :D

    Rachel19's picture

    Haha that was so awesome

    Haha that was so awesome especially the last bit! Karman as Marina hilarious! She did a really good job! Loved this episode, was great..thank you!

    Mary Lynn's picture

    I agree

    Karman was great as Marina.... the whole vlog was hilarious!  All three of you were so funny!   ....as always!

    BrokenWings84's picture

    Click your pens ladies!

    Funny ep as always :)

    http://www.myspace.com/broken___wings

    mlong's picture

    Great vlog

    Way to make an great vlog out of a not so great episode of the L word. It was very random and funny. The very end with three of you in bed was my favorite part. Nice work ladies.
    lmcadams's picture

    So funny!! Eeek!!

    I must say... I just laughed so hard I almost cried! The Tim and Morena reenactment was absolutely hilarious!!! I also must admit... I'm not a poker player. I have never had the desire to play. I'll watch my girlfriend play all day, but it is not for me. I can definitely identify with Karman on this one. 

     

    Keep them coming. So much fun! 

    All The Rage's picture

    =].

    I loved it.

    My favourite parts had to have been the clicky pens. I'm never gonna be able to click my pen in the same way again.Plus Dara in the cupboard and bed. My favourite line was karman's. ' I'm out of ink'.

    jackio's picture

    You're right...

    ...Karman had the line of the episode
    SapphiredEclipse's picture

    Always a pleasure

    It's always a pleasure to watch you ladies. Pen clicks will forever bring a smile on my face. Have a lovely week! Thank you!
    luckyloser611's picture

    I'm here to get my sperm back!!!! lmao!!

     great episode! it was flawless!

    you ladies really know how to make my day. :)

    I loved your statement about the LAPD and black men! it happens a lot in kentucky too!

    "All you need is love"- Beatles

    Bluestcrytsky's picture

    That Lei Ling lady was

    That Lei Ling lady was crazy, my favorite part was when tina was deleting her messages, that was funny. 

    The remake w/ Marina and Tim was my favorite.

    "So put me on a plane, and fly me to anywhere...with you"-Augustana

    dec23rd1986's picture

    hahaha... Karman's

    hahaha...

    Karman's Marina is soo funny! the voice is halarious!

    And Karman, dont worry, i dont play poker either! :)

    Sleepless_in_the_study's picture

    Hilarity on WGN

     

    So Dara, how exactly did you come to find out what a squirrel getting an enema sounds like in the first place?

    ChristinaDK's picture

    Great as always.

    Love is my religion

    Karman I don't play poker either.

    Keep up the good work ladies, you are very much appreciated.

    <3

    Natazzz's picture

    Head in the cupboard

    OMG, Dara's head in the cupboard...that kinda freaked me out... 

    I have to say, these reenactments are getting better and better...they're usually so wrong, they're right...

    Very entertaining ladies.

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    lezgirllover's picture

    Hilarious as always

    Your reenactments rocked as they always do, Karman´s impression of Marina is truly awesome.

    I swear I´m never going to look at a clicky pen in the same way.

    bittybuffy's picture

    Clicky pens, massage parlours and a fist fight.

    Awesome episode! Jill laughing off camera while Tim and Marina were fighting was hilarious, and Karman's Tina is just priceless.
    When I'm in fits of laughter at work tomorrow while my boss is sat clicking her pen I want you three to explain why. Clicky pens will never be the same again.
    Flower4's picture

    HAPPY!

    That "v-log/podcast" made my day :) - and you three were on fire - I knew it was going to be a good one when Jill started it right up in the camera saying "losing it"! Good times!

    Yes, the pen clicks were hilarious - but I really loved the part where Jill was talking about her "mate" and Dara asked if she was a bird!  Ha!  And, Karman, your Marina is so spot on!

     

     

    Gallium's picture

    Sperm Lady

    The scene at the end made me laugh even though i knew what was coming. I don't know how you guys do it but Season one sounds a hell of a lot more fun than I remember it to be.

     

    kuffnstuff's picture

    Jill, Jill, Jill...

    You're right about LAPD, but remember--the lesbian cops are the ones with the most dedication and the least amount of pent-up animosity.  

    And the uniform is a great tool for picking up chicks.  :)  

    Great job, as always.  

     

     

    shirleymanson666's picture

    Very funny vlog!!!

    Your awesome ladies...all the reenactments were very funny...thanks girls you made my day :-D 

    I love play poker too!!! 

    "As a girl, you're supposed to love Sleeping Beauty. I mean who wants to love Sleeping Beauty when you can be Aladdin?. I'm a tomboy from Nova Scotia. Ellen Page."

    roho412's picture

    Whoo Hoo!

    Could not stop laughing. Great reenactments and oh yes I'll never be able to click a pen again without a smile and laugh.  Thanks ladies.
    carmen_tm's picture

    Gahh I love this vlog :D

    Gahh I love this vlog :D Not my favorite, but Jill makes it just that little bit better... And Karman & Dara are hilarious so... It's pretty high up there.

     

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    slesmf3's picture

    pen clicking.

    seriously, you guys look fantastic-er every week. and funnier.

    the re-enactment was fragging priceless. "GIMME THAT SPUNK, YOU BEEYATCH!" oh man. that was hilarious. & karman makes an awesome marina.

     

     

    Omega II's picture

    Long time...

    Funny as always.  Dara stole this one with her part in the re-enactments.

     

    "Bad jokes are us, ur me."

    mlong's picture

    Agreed..

    I very much agree with you about Dara. Her part in all the re-enactments never fail to put a smile on my face.
    The Almighty Buffster's picture

    "I enjoyed reading..."

    This is one of my favorite vlogs! So fun and so so much fun to watch!

     

     

    Fires's picture

    XD

    Karman is so adorable :]
    luna04's picture

    <3

    jill jill jill :)) i just think ure greatt *!! ;) make everything much betterr :D

    u all crack me upp haha soo goodd vlogg !!

    ;D

    jscp25's picture

    All I could think of

    during the first reenactment was the "Hurry up and buy!!!" lady from Don't Be a Menace to South Central while Drinkin Your Juice in the Hood.

    LOL.

    Fires's picture

    awesome!

    omg, Karman and Dara fighting was the funniest thing EVER.

    you guys are the best :]

    tons of love <3

    Batman's picture

    you sit on a throne of lies...

    "you smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like santa"

     and the voice...DEAR LORD THE VOICE Karmen does is the friggin best...

     

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    Munchkin_licker's picture

    Haha!That was hilarious..

    Haha!That was hilarious.. and "clicking my pen" is going to be my new phrase of choice!

    Great Vlog this week :)

    "Quiet sex is boring" - I'm right there with you Jill! 

    briemillman's picture

    I swear to god Jill gets

    I swear to god Jill gets hotter every week!!! I'm loving that "i got out of bed looking this hot" hair. And the woman is so freaking funny!!! And Dara and Karman just like accept her rage and her crazyness and carry on anyway. Can everybody please use "click your pen" in everyday conversation?!?!?

    Oh, and Jill, marry me?

    Bridgehead's picture

    Whazzzzzzzup!

    Wow so awesome reenactments!!! as usual....How the hell did Dara get in the cupboard??? 

    O good Tee selection "bad machine"! Represent!!!

    And I'm getting one step closer to serious every week about starting a petition to have Jill take her weave out! It's hot but not nearly as hott as her previous shorter hair style that somehow inspired her to run her fingers through it every 30 seconds!!!! *swoons at thought*

    It's the little things people! lol...Great "show"  ladies keep up the gay work;-)

     

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    razzie405's picture

    Yay! So glad to know I'm not the only one...

    who doesn't play poker!
    Diana75's picture

    good stuff

    I just love the reenactments....you guys nail them every time...but I miss Jill as Jenny! If you're ever hurtin' for content on these veelogs....just reenact everything. It's damn hilarious. Got to be the best part, though it's all good times to watch, no doubt. Something to look forward to on Thursdays.

    jeepdawg_34's picture

    Tap, Tap, Tap...THAT!!

    Icing on the cake, along with my raise!!! YAH!!! 

    Karman, I'm with you I'd play Guitar Hero over Poker, too and the "lady altar" euphemism, priceless!!

    I love all of the pop culture references...I think it and ya'll say it! 

    A-game as always!!! Keep bringing it!!!! 

     

     

     

     

    purple_squirrel's picture

    I don't think I'd like

    I don't think I'd like poker either, and guitar hero is pretty fun.  was curious though when Karman mentionedplaying video games cus i coulda sworn when she guested on SMMWT that she sais she only played one video game.. to do with Jaws? i think that was her who said that.. hmmm. video games are fun! tho i barely play em any more, but found out a guy im living with next year has all the N-gen consoles so..maybe more next year!

    haha lady altar.. the odd thing is, right after i watched this i just felt like watching a few mins of when Jill and Karman were on BwB and Karman says Winston is worshipping at Jill's lady altar.

    keep with the vlogs!!

    Ghostly_shadow's picture

    This vlog had so many

    This vlog had so many awesome lines in it.  My personal favourites were any reference to clicking one's pen, and the squirrel having an enema.  Is it any wonder I look forward to this each week?

    I have to admit that I have never played poker.  I have no poker face and have never been successful at misleading.  My "bluffing' would only serve those I was playing with.

    However, I did absolutely love Hungry, Hungry Hippo as a kid.  My siblings and I used to play it all the time.  I think it's still in my parents' house.  Thanks for the trip down memory lane Jill.

    Any road is a good road when you don't know where you're going.

    marvela_806's picture

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    I <3 this v-log =)
    critique's picture

    Fabulous

    Aah.. I can now go to bed and sleep like a baby, knowing that the fantastic world of wonderful women is still out there - making some amazing vlogs. Thank you.

    Though I must admit that I'm a little bit afraid of actualy falling asleep, since this vlog might haunt my sleep causing me to have some seriously weird dreams.. But that's another problem.

    [Oh you little BITCH TROLL FROM HELL! - The ever so fantabulous Patsy Stone]

    Tennya's picture

    Beauitful and wonderful

    Beauitful and wonderful like always ladies :) Also I just spent the entire day at work watching season three of Dante's Cove...I'm still spinning on Jill high, she made the TV show worth watching :)

    The actress is name is Taayla Markell, I looked her up on IMDB cause I had nothing better to do.

    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0548349/

    "Being in a lesbian relationship is like making your own pie crust. It's time consuming, it hurts your wrist and in the end you're so much fatter then you ever needed to be. -Kate McKinnon

    sublime493's picture

    mostly unrelated

    I just saw KEENER "mom" make a beautiful turkey sandwich.

     I'm mostly veggie...but there's something about her ways with the turkeybreast that has me craving a sandwich.


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