We're Getting Nowhere: "America's Next Top Model" Episode 9.9

How much have u guys really changed since high school? Would u guys have been friends with each other, that's what I wanna know.

Karman-love ur shirt

Oh and me and my girlfriend were talking bout ur previous blogs like they were primetime tv last night. We laughed 4 like 2 hours I swear.. that's all we did all night.. gee thanks. lol.

And on the Tila note Karman- would you do it in the house, with a mouse? lol. If they were cooked with a book?

The things I can do, I can make you forget your name. They call me the Remedy because I can cure all ya pain.

I only watch your Vlog's for YOU ALL... I need to go check the tshirt offerings again...I recall a "We're Getting Nowhere" tshirt... I just crack up so much from watching you guys get off topic (in fact, isn't that really the purpose of this vlog!?!) More. WGN. Naked.

PS... Jill, nice tat

You girls never fail to deliver. When I watched the ANTM episode I was wondering how you girls will work with this material. But you did. And great.

The talk about high school gym classes was hilarious. And Jill with the monkey :-) The off topic stuff is always the best.

And on a side note, I was hoping for a full re-enactment of the shower incident with Heather *just kidding*

The lost models were funny as usual. And nice tattoos, Jill!

...i think you should talk about anything that you want... no one cares...  i guest that all of us want to laugh and see you and it doesnt matter what subjet you talk...

and it would be great that you talk about any show with lesbian material... here in argentina is very dificult to find shows or films,. is like we are not allowed to see anything, so, it would be great... for example, last monday they put the premiere of South of nowhere (first season), and it was very late, and no one know... so...  

anyway you are awasome!!!

love you guys!!!

I love it when you ladies get sidetracked and go into a discussion so far from the actual intent of this vlog :)

All my gym teacher were men, maybe if I had a woman I would have liked gym class a lot more. That would make an interesting vlog, an entire vlog devoted to High School. The only pictures I have from high school are my student cards and on some of them it looks like mug shots lol

Bitchanca... roflamo That's how I shall refer to her from now on, thanks Dara.

[as Jill tries to fish out something from her mout]

Dara- Hair?!

Karman- Shut up!

LMAO! Hilarious moment :)

That Pillsbury doughboy is one lucky thing ;)

Okay that whole eating cow balls convo was pretty eww. Now I love my girlfriend with all my heart and would do pretty much anything for her but ACTUALLY eating a penis and "nuts" is not one of them. Ewww.

When I saw the episode last wednesday I went looking for Heather's birthday, cause I was curious to know if she was the same fire sign as me (Sagittarius) and found out her birthday is April 11th so she's an Aries. I can't find the link where I found that bit of info though.

Awesome vlog as usual. Loved the "lost contestants" vid too. Jill doing a British accent? That's hot. Oh I notice things no matter how unsignificant they are but the back of Loquacious's hat strangely looked like Finland's flag :P

loved this recap. the show was so boring this week, but you ladies totally made up for it :)

Hehe! shower scene ! nuf said.

and Rachel Weisz... i'd definitely think twice. (but still no. eww.)

Karman - "take 'em to China and leave them there!"
i love Jill doing the English accent, *happy dance*

p.s i think when ANTM finishes
you should talk about random subjects,

like highschool /music / favorite apple juice bars ;)

well at least untill the L Word starts :)

Jill, you in that hat doing a British accent was freaking HOT. Wow.

Awesome vlog yet again, I liked your stories about school. Jill's gym teacher seemed awful.

I'd do Rachel Weisz too. Yum.

You guys has me almost crying again, I love what you do.

Tash xx

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I want to see dykie pictures of Dara from high school!  and speaking about gay gym teachers, I had one too! Mine was a bit different from your stories because he was a man and when I was in high school he was on the cover of QX (sort of like The Advocate in sweden) so he wasn't really closeted, but still a gay gym teacher!

 Loved the v-log as usual and I too am looking forward to you talking about a show with actual lesbian content!

I was cracking up during the shower scene.. At first I was all like, uuu, they're in the shower... And then Dara showed up with a knife, I had to stop the video and rewind it, cause I was laughing for like 15 minutes... And maybe they should leave the contestant in the middle of nowhere, and make them find their way back, that would've been fun!

 Never had a lesbian gym teacher, but we did have a pervy guy... And I totally get that whole just look at nothing thing in the shower. I did it too.

 Excellent vlog people! Just excellent!

(what everyone else said)

Dara: -CSI?!

Yeah, Karman, that is funny on so many levels. But do you know anything us mortals don't? (Oh I had to ask!)

I don't care what happened on ANTM. You guys are the reason I'd ever watch that show. =)

Oh I wish my gym teacher was gay! She was so hot. Hot!

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That said, you have put together yet another wickedly entertaining vlog, ladies! We had a gay gym teacher, it was sort of the unspoken secret at our high school until she got caught with the captain of the girls swim team.  Oy, the scandal!  It was a long time ago.

I remember heather from high school. I can't tell you her horoscope sign but she is the exact same way on the show as she was in high school. I remember her being a little more frumpy. She was really quiet and I remember talking to her once or twice in class but other than that she was extremely quiet. It's amazing to see how far she's come the past few years and I hope she continues to do well on the show.

as someone already mentioned, I too think you should just talk about random stuff!! I'd love that. and I want to see highschool pictures, please!! what would we have to do to show us some?? great vlog as usual!

and: all I can say is: wow, damn, Jill, you are hot!! 

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Dara,

That is too funny.  Everytime I hear Rachel Weisz's name, I too break into the chorus from Edelweiss.

The female gym teachers at my high school dated each other and actually lived together.  My older sister (who is also gay) and I would go to their house to try to spy on them.  Good times...

That was not as hilarious as usually but very entertaining nevertheless and Karman....that hat looks really good on you!

"call me old fashioned but I prefer feminism that leaves a little something to the imagination!"

My highschool gym teachers were a brother and sister from Newcastle, England named Mr. and Miss Bennett (what a coinkidink!). They were the coolest teachers in the entire school run by Irish Catholic nuns. Miss Bennett, now that I think about it, could have been gay.

I'm not the biggest fan of ANTM, and this episode was really boring. But somehow, you guys managed to save it yet again!

Loved the monkey, Jill, it's adorable :P

Next time there's a boring episode, I say you should forget about recapping it and just tell stories. Your high school stories are a million times better than this entire episode of ANTM! And can we please get some high school photos?

I wish they had just left the girls in the desert, just to see what they would do. If they had made the whole episode just out of clips of that, it still would have been better.

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your version was much better than the show...well the whole vlog is better than the show.  a naked shower scene on antm could have been magic.

Dara I"m an OR nurse and we all wear sneakers or clogs or whatever at work along with those nice comfy pj's... er Scrubs. Not so bad at all!

Another fabulous Vlog. I think your talking was better than any episode you could recap. You have a great sense of humor and any stories you tell really hit the mark. Would love to be in on one of those sessions. Nice to see people having genuine fun!

Dangit, too bad I can't lipread... I'm now wondering what Jill mouthed. Btw, your top misses one word, chica: calliente!
Is monkey going to make another guest appearance? Dara; Jill got her hand up its an*s *lol*

Please do an entire vlog on your high school stories! If you can talk almost half an hour about a boooooring ANTM epi, you'll have no trouble remeniscing high school :)

Btw I sometimes wear sneakers to work - and I work at *gasp* a district Juvy Court (the other side of the Atlantic, tho.) 

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That Ilene Chaiken video is a good idea! You should pitch it! I'm sure it would help people:p I totally agree about this episode. It made me almost fall asleep while watching... Bitchanca is a difficult issue. At a certain point I thought she was changing a bit, softened up, but then she's suddenly back to bein a bitch. I just don't get her... I'll stick to Bitchanca for that reason;)Btw: why is it that there's always a bitch, every season so far. It's like the makers do it on purpose the make the show more interesting... 

Hey, I am a watersign, what does that mean? I don't know anything about astrology... OMG! Chirpy (?) as the dragon is so cute! That Tyra called it a lion made me laugh so hard!! Oh and to make it clear: you guys rambling on about nonsense isn't boring. For some reason there is no way you can be boring... I wonder what it is.

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I love when you guys go off topic.

I'm apart of the generation where we didn't have to shower after gym. I was so glad that we didn't have shower but I think it shouldve been necessary for some kids. I think at the begininng each school year, all gym teachers should hand out mini deordorent sticks. I swear little boys can't smell themselves.

You three are the biggest teases ever!

Jill you looked so good in those glasses. Oh so wonderful.

You are so freaking smooth Karman.

The suckier the episode is the more creative you guys are. The dirtier the better! *sighs* I love you guys.