We're Getting Nowhere: "America's Next Top Model" Episode 9.6

Posted by

, Editor in Chief on October 31, 2007

This week on ANTM (Episode 9.6), something unprecedented occurred. [Spoiler alert!!] And no, it was not a thoughtful discussion between the contestants about the problematic nature of accurate representation on reality television. The twist was that when Ambreal and Ebony found themselves in the bottom two and Ebony was spared, she quit the show anyway! Whaaaaat? Quit? Would you be surprised to know that Tyra hates quitters? Neither were we.

This week, we discuss:

The universal appeal of Tyson Beckford (1 out of 3 lesbians agree!)
What (extra virgin) olive oil, caulk and kiełbasa have in common
Why spokesmodels shouldn't ~~have to~~ write their own scripts

Also, in another We're Getting Nowhere bonus feature, we'll see a very special PSA from the "lost" ANTM contestants, Loquacious, Lorelai and Natalia. How does one turn public service into an opportunity for fisticuffs? Watch and learn.