....how could you turn down going out with jill and karman????

*wagging finger, mother-like* now you go out there and have fun, young lady!!!

 i, for one, enjoy jill doing most of the recapping and dara and karman snarking asides...

That was possibly the best one yet! I LOVED the 'were you eating curds and whey?' comment -- Dara, that was genius! And Karman shooting down Jill's point with the reference to Charlotte's Web! And Jill attempting to talk less, heh. :D

And Jill's hips are absolutely mesmerizing in that outfit, even when she isn't imitating Beyoncé!

OMG, Natalia, I hate to be insensitive but you had me laughing til tears came to my eyes! hahaha!

Loquacious, I hope you do make friends with Lorelei and maybe you could tease Natalia and make her cry more. >:-D

Lorelei, your imitation of licking honeysuckle dew was positively obscene! I was laughing AND blushing. ;-)

I cant watch Top model now, without thinking what you guys would say about it :)

Jill, i love how you keep checking your watch but go off topic anyway, :P

Karmen "is that the out loud voice" hehe!

DARA YOU NEED TO GO TO THE EVENTS WITH JILL AND KARMEN!!!

You guys never fail to deliver. Love the banter, the snark and sarcasm, the one-liners, the giggles, the eyerolling, the comments, the laughter, and all the off-topic talk. You're just hilarious. I love how you two tease Jillie, it's priceless.

Karman: I didn't get the memo.
Jillie: Clearly.
Dara: I didn't either.
Karman: Only Jill got the memo. Maybe Jill wrote the memo.
Dara: And then sent it to herself.
Jill: Okay.

;) Thanks for all the smiles each week. It's such a joy to see three friends just hanging about, trying to do some actual work in the meantime.

- She had two things she knew...
- Music and porn.

Well, Jamie ;) One of these days you'll gotta make an appearance on the vlog and stand up for yourself. These three are ruthless! Just sayin'...

Yes, Jill, you two have really nice furniture. I love the paintings in the backround, too.

Who drinks wine at 2 or 3 in the afternoon? I have no idea whatsoever... Some people are just weird ::giggles::


And Natalia... I'm sorry I couldn't stop laughing at your tears and wailing. I'll stop.

::enter four hours later::

Sorry. Cannot stop. Your pain amuses me, Natalia :)


Thank you, guys. Keep up the amazing work. But really? There are rules now as to how short long these vlogs have to be? ;)

This was comedy gold. The whole lost candidates thing - what an hilarious idea! I actually laughed out loud which doesn't happen very often.

But I have to nit-pick a tiny bit: The plural of metamorphosis is metamorphoses. It's Greek. That's the know-it-all in me talking.

See: http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/metamorphosis

p.s. Did Natalia have anything to do with the fact that all of a sudden a Stolichnaya Vodka ad has popped up on the site? Really funny.

LOL! You three never fail to make me laugh.

Karman youre gorgeous and in no way do you look like a caveman.

Oh Jill you amazes me. You talking less is not necessary.

Dara, youre freaking hilarious.

I wonder which contestant Natalia has the hots for. Hmmm....I wonder.

DARA! PLEASE GO OUT WITH JILL AND KARMAN!!!

the 3 lost contestants are a riot.

I saw one episode of a shot at love after that I wanted to use lysol to disinfect my tv.

I don't know how much more of ANTM I can take. I know there are lots of nice looking women on the show (which should be a lesbian dream) but it doesn't hold my attention long enough to get who is who. The program is on but apparently I'm not watching.

Dara go out with them.

 OMG I just couldn't laugh harder

I haven't actually watched an episode of cycle 9 but I think I have more than enough with the three of you, specially the three lost contestants (Natalia crying, lol!).

And Dara you HAVE to go out with them, quouting Jill: "Dara, get your ass out to these events!"

with horses? I'm sorry, I laughed for a good 5 min. because of that comment. Dara, you ROCK. Please, please make it longer than 16 min, it's too short!

Karman's Lorelai's eye shadow scares me. :<

 great vlog as allways

Natalia I´m so sorry your feelings are hurt (but really  I couldn´t stop laughing, sorry :P)

And Dara go out with Karman and Jill (so we can all stop bugging you)

Keep it up best entertainment all week!!!

Dara, get your ass out to the events!!!! having said that...

Dara, I too laugh at your jokes and I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one, loved ur Horse Porn comment, sounded like something I would say :P

Jill, awesome impersonation of Beyoncé *wink* lol

Karman, loved the whole honey sucking, licking, tongue, wait what was I saying?

The lost contestants were hilarious once again, awesome blog girls! :)

"i don't suffer from insanity...i enjoy every minute of it"

that was one of the funniest yet lol. Karman is HI-larious. at first my favorite was Jill but i don't know now it's a toss up between her and Karman. Dara's cool too.   

~A word is dead when it is said, some say. I say it just begins to live that day.

out there to those events!!

And I say that most affectionately.  :)

First and foremost, Dara get your ass out of the house, to the "events" and help partake in the apple juice consumption! :wink:

Second, I wont lie I'm not watching this cycle of ANTM as of yet. I've missed every episode so far. However, that will not keep me from watching this vblog.

Last, but not least I felt a little sick to my stomach watching a shot at love last night. I agree with Karmen,  I am now afraid my TV may have contracted an STD. How repulsive is it to watch her kiss a guy and then go make out with a girl? :cringe:

Friends don't let friends vote Republican.

I believe what I believe, you believe what you want! Lo

I cant stop laughing! great vlog, and always love the makeover episode,

mmm Karman ;)

thats all

but at the same time soooo short! Please make it a big longer, I got nervous seeing Jill checking her watch and ended up looking at my watch as well, lol.

I actually hoped Saleisha would go, since she was a bit too much "I will win and I will never be the bottom two". But I'm okay with Victoria leaving too.

Anyway, I hope Natalia is doing better, you still look lovely with your new hair. Oh and don't listen to Lorelai, she is probably just jealous!

Great vlog you guys!

~'Thanks for nothin'...~

okay, first of - what's up with that new 20 minute limit? I hate it. I want the longer vlogs back..... *pouts*

I like how Jill spills things about Jamie, like the stuff with the porn movie location :P
But why did a chunk get cut out when Jill was talking about Jamie? :x

I gotta remember to shut girls up like Jill did "I mean that in a sweet way" :lol:

Oh and Dara, if you really don't wana go out with these two absolutely awesome girls I wouldn't mind jumping in for ya ;)

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I have never laughed so hard while watching someone else cry. I almost feel cruel. Almost. Well, I guess I am because I also laughed at Bianca. But then I was ALSO shocked that she looked better.

Hmm, this my first comment ever on a vlog (which are awesome btw, I ONLY watch We're Getting Nowhere) and I'm using it to tell Dara, yes, you Dara, to get out there with Karman and Jill! And mingle with the people!

I'm strangely relieved that I wasn't the only one who thought that the metamorphosis test screens looked horrifying. I'm so glad they kept heather's hair almost the same. I would've been sad if they cut it short.

Come out and play. We want to meet you and tell you how much we love your work. We also want your perspective on things besides jill's and karmen's.

Once again great job ladies. Don't listen to the folks telling Jill to speak less. It is perfect just the way it is. NO RULES!

Thanks for a hilarious vlog.

Still can't figure exactly why and how but "Lorelai" is definitely disturbing!

"call me old fashioned but I prefer feminism that leaves a little something to the imagination!"

was absolutely brilliant as Natalia.

I cried from laughter. My abs improved tremendously. Thanks Jill :D you should definitely do comedy!!!

love you with short hair. let's your sexy neck come out of hiding! ;)

who is editing your vlogs and coming up with these lil taglines in between? they're awesome.

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Maxfield Parrish-like:

sorta?

As soon as Sarah got her hair cut I shouted at the TV 'she looks like Katee Sackhoff!!' (which is kinda sad since I was alone in my room)  So hawt!! She looked really good!

 Love you guys!!  You keep me so entertained!!  And yor photos are remarkably good!!  xxx

hahaha. excellent photoshopping above.

i just wanted to say that everyone sort of smoothed over dara's "that's what she said" comment about a certain.... uh, photography direction jill gave

but i heard that shit and i loved it!!! i've been so lucky with the perfect "that's what he/she said" set ups recently and i was thrilled to see fellow asians making good on bad jokes.

oh ps... who drinks apple juice from BOXES!??!?!?!? you guys!! aren't you making enough from doing this vlog for some decent shit!?

Dara, Git out the house and go to some events! 

Another fine vlog, and the lost contestants are way fun.  I wonder if we might see a smackdown between Lorelai and Natalia in the near future??? They don't seem to be gettin' along. ; )

And it is always educational to learn new things about places in LA. I guess its ok as long as it doesn't frighten the horses.

I, for one, am very fond of boxed 'apple juice.' The right amount of sweet at the right kinda price.

That being said, I must thank you three for being so flipping funny! I so needed a good long laugh after this week, and just looking at the head shots for the 'lost contestants' had me rolling on the ground!

Keep it up! Oh, and Dara, if you don't want to go out with Jill and Karman, I would be willing to take your ticket! No, seriously, I would......:)