Thanks guys! Hilarious vlog once again! Especially Karman as southern belle(?)..eeehm..interesting? :) Nice acting all!

"call me old fashioned but I prefer feminism that leaves a little something to the imagination!"

super funny! great take on stereotypes.

loved Natalia Stolichnaya....hahaha...Jill's accent was superb, very very close...hahaha...

Dara and Karman rocked!

Aw, I enjoy this so much, especially since it's the only show being vlogged that I actually watch.

And BTW, Heather does pronounce Asperger's incorrectly.  It's pronounced with an A like in "math", not like in "spa".  I agreed with everything you said about how wonderful she is compared to the other girls.  As a person with Asperger's, I honestly tear up watching her being successful and being--however accidentally--a face of AS to the viewers of this show.  And her kindheartedness just goes to show that having a neurological disorder may make some things difficult, but there are much, much worse things.

I am a little worried for Heather during makeover week.  That kind of change, especially outside her control, can be really jarring when you have AS.  Hopefully she knew it was coming and can take it in stride!

Anyway, I enjoyed the vlog a lot, especially the Mila commentary.  I swear that girl was standing there singing 'the hip bone's connected to the knee bone' in her head while Tyra was nixing her.  Can't wait for the next one!

u dont know how long ive been wait'n 4 this laughfest. i checked everyday 2 c if it was up. THANX once again oh and i wish the 3 girls that missed the boat all the best and hopefully tyra will c this and give them a chance 2 be on top. *wink wink*  lmao.

"IM IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPER" lisa 4rm antm

i love Jills comic timing! she's a genesis , and im totally with you on the smoking issue.
"harshes the mellow" i think thats a great phrase
i love the makeover episode, it's my favorite part.

i loved how it's was all improvised on The 3 "lost" contestants
Dara you are great! wow, Karmen loved your acting, OMG Jill you amaze me every episode!!!

First of all I think all three of you take great pleasure in seeing your loyal fans down on their knees, waiting with anticipation for your next vlog. I'm sure my fellow Terrible Three junkies all agree with me when I say this... it is not cool to make an addict wait this long for a fix. BUT you certainly redeem yourselves with this off the chart hilarious vlog. My god!

Secondly, I'd like to ask you three and all the readers out there if any of you engage in this little ritual I find myself doing every time I sit down to watch ANTM... of voicing over Tyra's "you wanna be on top" as the opening credit is playing? I go a little overboard with it and sing along and do this little stupid dance and if that's not embarrassing enough I somehow managed to memorize each of the girls poses and mimic them as they come on screen o_O YES I'm a geek :p

Now onto the vlog.

Jill I swear you and I are so much alike it's scary. You're like the cute version of me. We share the exact sentiment about smoking, I can't stand it. At all. My girlfriend can again vouch on that one. AND here in Canada smoking is now illegal in any public establishments, you want to smoke? You gotta go outside. I don't know how many times you said something that could have easily come out of my mouth :P

I can't stand Bianca any longer, every time she opens her fat mouth I just want to pull the red out of her head. She annoys the living s*** out of me. be gone already. I feel like a proud parent when it comes to Heather, such a sweetheart and dayum she takes awesome photographs. I bounced off the couch in episode 2 when she was the first one to be called, so happy for her.

Laughed out loud when all three would stare in thin air trying to figure out what Mila meant lmao Yet again I sound like a broken record in stating that Dara rocks those one liner, sheer brilliance ;) Karman's giggle brings a huge ass grin on my face, too damn adorable. Jill your rock climbing photo shoot reenactment was HAWT, hilarious but mostly hot ;) And I have no doubts Jill makes a hot boy (hi butch Monroe), you put hot in anything you wanted to <3

Those three contestants that missed the boat, too damn funny. How did you all manage to keep a straight face? Seriously? Karman's gum chewing, HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATE southern bell was priceless :D

Karman's last line, crackheads? Had me in stitches.

Whose crib did you shoot this vlog at?

Awesome vlog you guys, loved it.

Funny as always. Why is Jill doing all the stunts? I admit she does a GREAT pratfall, but doesn't she need her body to, you know, work? Ok, I admit it I just what to see Dara and Karman do silly stunts as well.

Karman, seeing you as a southern belle was kinda weird, I loved it.

"Bad jokes are us, ur me."

Brillant !

Jill, consider Yoga to gain flexibility LOL. Heart you anyway.

hilarious vlog, as usual! i liked the "new" contestants as well, and I just wanted to say that I can somehow fantastically relate to Loquacious. except not really. thank god.

omg, inbd

and not just cos it's a DOUBLE FEATURE!!!! okay, I admit it - I'm addicted :P

love your strong opinions about smoking. I gotta move to LA or Canada (thanks Vee-baby for pointing that one out! ;) ) since it's pretty much banned there! yayyyy :D

you guys are absolutely hilarious again. this time you even have PAUSE FOR LAUGHTER :lol:

where did y'all shoot the vlog this week? must not have been at Jill's since she always points it out ;)

The re-enacted rockclimbing scene was awesome. when Jill got "stuck" there was this pause before she said HELP.... I literally spilled my drink all over the floor..... and knocked my head on the bed (don't ask :P ).... it was hilarious. It totally made my day!!! btw, I'm excellent at massaging ladies ;)

can we get a pic of the "reigning drag-king of LA"?

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I keep checking and checking this site to see if the vblog is up! It's just so awesome to see three gay friends just talking( about hot girls!) and laughing together, I have a smile on my face the whole time.

I'm like that guy from "Little Britain" in terms that "I'm the only gay in the village"

I do not have lesbian friends, I don't even know one. ( I live in a VERY closed-minded country)  At times it gets very lonely but seeing you guys makes it easier.

I apologize for my bad English! All the love to you guys.

That was the funniest thing ever. Jill "rock climbing" and the three lost contestants seriously made my day. Oh my god, I'm still laughing. Hahaha!

The three of you are my total heroes. <3

One last thing. "Crackheads.." - that was win.

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"MY NAME IS KYLAAAAA AND I HAVE A FASHION BLOOOOOOGG!" - Jill Bennett

Member Of The Unofficial Jill Bennett Fan Club

I'm just amazed as always after watching this. Hilarious. I loved the Victoria & Heather dialogue, lol. That's pretty much the way it would happen. Very cool.

Thanx for introducing us to the lovely 3 lost contestants. Can I just say: Natalia, leave Albert! He is old and stuff! Come to me!!! Puh-lease!

Wating impatiently (as usual) for the next vlog!

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*'Thanks for nothin'...*

make me feel like sitting in your living room, trying to follow your conversation.

You are so vivid and funny and just plain wonderful, I never know whom to concentrate on. That´s why I have to watch your vlogs at least three times to get you all "covered".

Very entertaining. Love it.

Karman -- do you have to call us out like that? Such painfully faithful re-enactments evoke flashbacks to my youth (i.e., grew up in AL before only recently moving to the east coast -- aka GA). I was reminded so much of friends from my teens, having moved beyond their reign as Catfish Queen to glorious careers at the Waffle King or the Wal-Mart, yet they still remain so humble. (Note to others: I am allowed to snark as heavily on the South as I want as I'm a lifelong resident. All others doing so will find themselves on the wrong end of my redneck cousin's sawed-off shotgun or left alone in a small locked barn with my aunt's champion Longhorn bull. If that doesn't work, I'll dig deeper into the family tree to unearth the in-law who chased her drunk husband up a tree with a chainsaw and then chopped it down. You can only imagine what she might do to you.) All I can say is that I'm proud that someone of your caliber is representing us. Never sneer at a high school degree.

I've been trying to guess at the origin of your accent but don't wish to say, lest you actually hail from Mississippi. (Which is really only a evil attempt at a joke, as I'm more inclined to say Tennessee.)

Another stellar recap and fantastic exclusive on the 3 who missed the boat!

Dara, your one liners are impeccable.

Karman as a southern belle? It was oddly enticing and startling at the same time!

Jill.....oh, I live in a very rocky part of NJ.....feel free to climb here any day....

and btw, I concur with all who want to see you as a boy. Bring it on! (Don't worry, I'm a nurse, I can supply you with all the ace bandages you could ever want...have your people call my people)

Thanks again ladies, for a bright spot in my day!

...was a great start to my day!  Thanks for making me laugh first thing in the morning.

The highlight for me was Jill reenacting the rock climbing photo shoot.

I could talk about this week's vlog and how hilarious it was, but I'd only be repeating what everyone else has already said.

Instead, I'm already dreaming about the next vlog because I know one thing for certain:

Terrible Three + ANTM Makeover Show = Side-splitting CLASSIC material

I. Can't. Freakin'. Wait.

Someone should tell Lorelai, though, that Danielle was the first southern America's Next Top Model.

Karman was awesome!!!! lol kinda looked like Tina from TLW. I wish it would have been longer.

Hilarious as always. lol Those three lost contestants are mighty fine. I'm glad afterellen is giving them their chance to shine.

Hey Jill! Can you post a picture of you in drag?

This vlog is my crack. Thanks for the fix!