"South of Nowhere" Video Blog: Episode 3.8

I don't believe it!! *faints*

Oh my God!!

This was absolutely priceless!! I never expected Maive or Mandy, OR Matt to be on the blog, was a awesome surprise! Too bad Gabi had to miss it :(

This was the highlight of my day as well. The reenactment of Pride was hilarious! And the hot tub scene was wicked.

Woo Jill in her trench coat! ;) How about more all of the women naked?

I..... I just.... Oh my god!!!

I need to come back and post more later once I am able to form coherent thoughts...

Oh my god. That was so awesome.

More Jill. In a trenchcoat. (Please make a t-shirt with that on it? =P)

Mandy and Maeve! W00T! I'm like, really hyper right now.

I absolutely adore all of you!

And you're recapping The L Word?! OMGAWD! That and this video blog has totally made my day.

You're all made of win.

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"MY NAME IS KYLAAAAA AND I HAVE A FASHION BLOOOOOOGG!" - Jill Bennett

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Are you fucking kidding me?! I'm at 1.41 and hyperventilating (not really, but you get the idea). You actually got Maeve and Mandy? OMG. I need to watch this. Now.

That was too much for me!

I'm speechless!

You guys rule!

Can't believe you got those guys in on it!

Freaking hilarious. Hehehehe, the pride scene was ace...grah I can't even list what I liked best, it all rocked!

I thought we were gonna get some Maeve x Jill makeoutage though. LOL! Wishful thinking or what!

Love you guys!

I really hope you do get to do the L word Vblogs. ^_^ I've been going on about it for a while, hehe.

xxxx

I'm totally squeezing this in between meeting at work.  Totally worth possibly getting caught goofing off at work.

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this was ridiculously great..

loved maeve singing. i wanna see a south of nowhere karaoke episode!

so i'm thinking the mandy musgrave/matt cohen dating rumors are possibly true? i'd rather not commit to that statement, like most girls on this board..

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“In a letter to Dear Abby a reader complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood. Her suggestion - 'You could move.'”

I'm one of the ones who doesn't get to see the show so I hadn't been watching these blogs. (I know, what is wrong with me?!) I loved your ANTM one so much I had to go back and catch up on SoN. Hilarity ensued!

And then you do this one! Almost too much fun! Having never seen the show, I have no idea who the wee pizza hunk is, but that was also hilarious. Such fun! Maeve and Mandy? Deliiiightful! Perhaps some clever casting agent out there will put Maeve and Jill in something together.

I'll be waiting for more ANTM next week. I can't wait to see what you all do to the Jays.

Thanks!

This is great!!! So now I'm staying late at work to watch this...

that was sooo awesome. completely made my day.

i loved the gay pride reenactment,

when Jill simply says 'too butch'... hilarious.

wow. this is gonna be makin me laugh for days!!!

thankyou so much!

That was so awesome!! hahaha. You've outdone yourselves.

I really hope you do get to recap that certain showtime show. That way even if this season sucks there will be something to look forward to!

Thanks for all your hard liquor work on these recaps! We love you!

now that was a nice surprise! I was specualting if something like was likely to happen, but I really didn't expect it to come true! Very coll!

Well, Jill looked pretty awesome in that coat, too bad that we didn't get to see a bit..you know more. ;)

It's pretty fantastic news that you're going to make the vlog for the L word as well, my wish from day one of this vlog is coming true. That just rocks!!

I'm gonna miss this for the next months, but thank god there is ANTM and that other show from showtime in the meanwhile. :)

Great work as always!

I can't watch the vlog from work damnit, but I'll certainly watch it when I get home.  

Jill, you know your myspace is going to be overloaded with friend requests because of this, yes me included.   

Edit: I was able to watch the vlog finally.  It was beyond fantastic.  Thanks for the surprise, without a doubt the best vlog I've seen ever.  You three crack me up. 

"Normal is not something to aspire to, it's something to get away from."

Oh! my! Goddess!!! *thunk*

Where are the outtakes? :D 

Clean up on aisle 4!!!

AND furthermore...

I think the SoN cast should have a standing open invite to do any sort of mocking vlog they want after being such great sports for the population that is us...as well as be able to come here to pimp any jobs they have that we could look forward to.  (I certainly would like to know the date that Gabby's CSI airs.)

I had no clue what SoN even was until about mid-summer this year when some younger friends of mine were asking me if I knew where they could get South of Nowhere season eppies from somewhere other then iTunes.  I hunted around and found no season DVDs for sale (I don't think DVDs are old school yet and it would be nice if The N would give lots of fans a break) though I came across a smattering of eppies uploaded here and there for viewing enjoyment.  By way of trying to help out friends, I got hooked...and I helped them to get addicted to this season's show as well as this vlog.

For me with love or great liking also comes mocking...and I am looking forward to eppie # 9 with hope things pick up right where the trenchcoat was left off.  *wink*

Congrats to Mr or Ms Smithee on a vlog that was a riot from start to finish...and I do hope we don't have to wait until the company Christmas party to see the outtakes!

Please find out what Mandy's favorite charity is.  I am not sure I care what the caption on the tee would be...but a screen cap of the scene with Mandy stripping the Jill doll from the waist up...while Maeve looks on...would be...priceless.  *wink*

And while I cannot make it to the Dante's Cove party and I am trying without much luck to figure out how I can see the new season (after having voted for Jill about a million billion trillion times on the here! website)...I would like to be the first in line to put in the request to be reincarnated as a particular leather couch.

great blog!!! lovin it. made me laugh so much haha u guys rock!! and can i just say that u r all gorgeus.

love Dylan livin all the way in england

OK I am back with two pages worth of notes just on this vlog alone.  Now I know how you three feel taking notes on the episodes you recap.  But yeah, that vlog was just that amazing!

-         Maeve & Mandy’s solution to negative comments made about them is brilliant.  Its only fair

-         “Gaby ate Jill!” Say what now? ;-)

-         Maeve’s Cher impersonation seriously rivals Sean Hayes’ from Will & Grace.  I especially loved her sitting alone on the couch by herself singing Cher.  That was the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen!

-         Mandy’s irritated grunt and face at whatever she read on her phone was so cute and funny because its something I do pretty much every day.  It was just so natural and cute

-         Jill….. Trench coat…. *faints again*

-         Karman’s Mountain Dew Bottle is freaking awesome.  I need to try that next time I’m drinking in public… Mountain Dew of course!

-         “You clear yourself out and get ready for me.” I’m with Dara on this one… Huh?!  Although the way Jill said it was just HOT.  Granted that applies to EVERYTHING Jill says…

-         “Packing for Pride” & “Sausages on Sticks” God how I love double entendres because even if you didn’t say it, I was already thinking it…

-         Jill flashing.  Are you trying to give all of the lesbians coronaries?! Don’t you know what that does to us?!?! But please… don’t stop :-P

-         *Raises hand* Count me in Dara.  I want to be reincarnated as a leather couch.

-         Dara in the blonde wig almost had me falling off my chair.

-         The “woman” (Mandy) hitting on “Spencer” and then being classified as “Too Butch” had me in stitches.  Then to see Maeve with her bongos (interpret as you will)… I lost it.  I couldn’t stop laughing at Jill’s reaction to her.  Just hilarious.

-         “She’s drinking TAB?” Totally something I would say after hearing that, Dara.

-         Dara, I’m also with you on the hatred of CSB.  The guy just needs to get run over by a truck and move out of the country or something (Oh yeah, with plot lines like that, I could TOTALLY write this show LOL (yeah not so much :-P))

-         Paula’s best day of her life- God I hope so because that would make this show better than it already is if Paula had THAT much fun at Pride.

-         Jill running around to find her spot in frame was hilarious.  How’d that “grape juice” treat you there Jill?

-         Jill’s Trench coat dance.  Ok I could not BREATHE I was laughing so hard.  I think Jill missed her calling as an exotic dancer LOL

-         Jill making out with doll and then falling over had me in hysterics.  If that made the vlog, then I can’t wait to see the outtakes!

-         The Ashley doll is the LUCKIEST DOLL EVER to get to live there from now on.

-         Finally, the hot tub scene was awesome.  “Who added sausage?”  I can’t believe Matt was there too.

In closing, I just wanted to say thank you so much for doing this vlog.  I was so amazed that Maeve and Mandy and Matt came and participated as well because it goes to show how much they truly appreciate their fans.  You three never fail to make me laugh and help me to enjoy a show that I love.  I will not miss the ANTM one and I hope you guys continue to do more (especially that show with the L’s on Showtime).  I think it’s great that the money from the shirts is going to charity and I am definitely going to purchase a few knowing that.  Thanks again so much for all the time and work you put into it.  You guys ROCK!

absofuckinlutely hilarious, incredible and plain awesome.

nothing more to say except that i just can't believe you actually had Maeve and Mandy on the blog... That was the best.blog.ever, hands down...

"I'm gonna give you all a nice, fun, normal evening even if I have to kill every person on the face of the Earth to do it"

Hell, I don't even watch tv anymore, since we don't get South of Nowhere here in Finland and we've only seen 6 seasons of Top model, so there's no point... I just watch SoN and ANTM and We're getting nowhere online.

Because your vlog is just too good. I've never seen anything funnier. You guys rule!

 Thank god for this website, otherwise my nights would just be filled with boredom.

I PASSED OUT ,, RE WATCHED IT AGAIN AND PASSED OUT AGAIN!!!!!

THAT WAS FANTASTIC!!!WHAT AN AMAZING SURPRISE TO SEE MAEVE AND MANDY TOGETHER!!!

JILL BABY,,, U ARE THE HOTTEST THING THAT EVER WALKED ON THIS PLANET EARTH,I LOVE YOU!!(I THINK IM FALLING IN LOVE)

LADIES !! IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN A GUILTY PLEASURE WATCHING THIS VLOG,LOOKING FORWARD FOR MORE,, OHHH YES,,GIVE ME SOME MORE BABY!!!

Girlz, well, lol, i nearly passed out that was freaking awesome.

 Jill i have to say that on top of that trench coat is beautiful but underneath was a gift from the devil himself, to tease all women who are infatuated by you!

 and maeve has a big girl crush on you, i am soo jealous lol

Dara and Karmen you rocked too and you can really tell how much dara has come out of her shell from the first vblog you go girl!

i live in the uk but really want o see Dante's Cove sooo if anyone reads this and has a way for me to see it will you let me know, thanks :)

keep the blogs coming and i can not wait to see the outtakes nxt week, ;)

Oh my.  I logged in to see the updates and I figured I'd just start the video a little here at work and what happens????  Everyone turns around when I let out a scream!!  Holy craters, batman!  Maeve and Mandy!  How cool is that!  I can't finish watching now becuase I am being watched by TPTB (tough noogies, totally worth it)  but I can't wait to get out of here!!!!!!  Let the countdown begin.

This is like the best surprise I have ever had! I had no idea you guys actually watched we're getting nowhere! I didn't think it was possible, but now I even love you more!:D

Maeve, you do a great Cher!! Probably even better than the real one:p Really great of you two to do this! And if you ever do anything like this again , hopefully Gabby can be there too!

Great, the ladies are back! Missed ya:p I feel tetible saying that I've never been to a Gay Pride. We have one in Amsterdam, but I never had anyone to go with, and this year I convinced some friends, but then I couldn't go because I was on holiday!:( So hopefully this year!

I havent even seen this vlog yet but having read all the comments... this is gonna be the best vlog ever.

you guys recapping TLW as well. awesome. more to see and hear from you guys. thats always a good thing!

bugger I live across the stupidly huge atlantic or I would call in sick, hop on a plane and try and crash that Dantes Cove premiere party. to see /meet you guys what wouldnt I do? :P

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Jill-you are way too goofy. I love watching you bcuz u remind me so much of me and my friends.

Karman- you're pretty much the shhh-it

and Dara- u too are pretty much awesome.

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