South of Nowhere Video Blog: Episode 3.7What is it with the whole fighting obsession on South of Nowhere of late? Last week they were "Fighting Crime," this week "Saturday Night is For Fighting." You know, when Spencer and Ashley were together, there was hardly any fighting at all. Except for that one cheerbitch smack down in the locker room...but that was all Madison's fault. But nowadays, Aiden is beating the crap out of strangers, Kyla has mysteriously become verbally abusive, and Arthur is practically threatening Paula with divorce if she doesn't drop her homophobia with Spencer.
Anyway, we -- Jill, Dara and I--hardly fought at all this week on our show (aka video blog). In fact, we peacefully agreed on several things, including:
There's only one episode left to go until the mid-season SoN hiatus, and we plan to go out with a bang. Yep, we're still teasing our Very Special Episode of "We're Getting Nowhere" that will be posted in the coming weeks. We'll need a little extra time to work on this one, folks, seeing as how we're trying to bring some professionals into the picture to help us clean up our act. In the meantime, look for our very first America's Next Top Model video blog, coming very soon! If you think we can make a mess of a bunch of drama-laden teenagers, imagine what we can do with a roomful of half-starved pretty girls! South of Nowhere Video Blog: Episode 3.7 Submitted by on September 18, 2007 - 2:26am. |
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I Heart You!!!!
I seriously love this Vlog! I love you all but i heavily LUST Jill Bennett!
Im gonna get me a "MORE JILL NAKED" tshirt...
I'll buy you dinner for the rest of my life...but a deals a deal
Gotta love some hungover banter...xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxox
I want that tshirt too :D
Breakfast,Lunch & Dinner is on me!!........oh and Brunch too!
Kudos to the T-Shirt Goddess
Kudos to the T-Shirt Goddess Lori *little crush*
Is Sarah Silverman script doctoring for you now?
Goofy would make an awesome bodyguard. Who would expect him to even try to kick someone's ass?
Loved the rock. You always pick the perfect reenacting avatar.
Dara, you rocked the beat down reenactment.
I can't wait for the special edition.
"Bad jokes are us, ur me."
Great VLOG
Hey what an awesome vlog guys! South of nowhere doesn't air here in New Zealand, but your comments are hilarious. Those shirts were very true.
ROFL!
you guys are just impressively, consistently and hilariously funny! Thank you so much!
"call me old fashioned but I prefer feminism that leaves a little something to the imagination!"
Congrats Arika!
"Do you want this to air?"
The girlfriend and I affectionally call you as The Terrible Three :) You're so crazy it's gone beyond crazy, and I simply love that. Guarantees me some great laughs and giggles. What's not to adore? I don't think I even remember a time before the vlogs. No joke. Just when I think you couldn't get funnier, you rise. Where do you come up with these things?
So many brilliant moments in this one and I don't have time to write them all down, but I tell you the chocolate donut moment is a classic by now. Jill B, you have the most infectious laughter EVER - it's hard not to get sucked into that. Let alone your brain. Love how it works ;)
Yes. What exactly did Jamie buy you for dinner? Intrigued minds wants to know ;)
And this? Is my favourite moment in the whole vlog:
"If that didn't tape, I'm gonna go kill myself."
I literally fell off my chair laughing at that. You guys should have outtakes, like Sarah and Lori. Speaking of Lori; thanks for the shirts ;) Excellent job.
I cannot wait for the ANTM vlog ;)
PS. How come I don't have that much fun when I'm hungover? Not fair.
"If that didn't tape, I'm gonna kill myself"
best line!
I would like to see Jill wearing her glasses, which looked a lot like mine!
The crazy Kayla screaming at Ashley scene was very funny, well done Dara and Jill!
As always you were great. Always a pleasure for my eyes and mind to watch you ladies.
Can't wait for the next one and of course the ANTM vlog! :)
I second your statements
South Of Nowhere Finale!!!!!!!
I just saw the season finale of South Of Nowhere and WOW!!! Awesome moment between Paula and Ashley and the last 45sec with Spencer and Ashley was worth the 8 agonizing episode arc!!! Now let's just hope the writers don't muck up the works by back peddling!!!! It shalt not be allowed after that!!!
SHOWGIRLS!
I just started the vlog but wanted to be the first one to answer dammit so to answer your question:
Name that movie concerning the Versayce reference is SHOWGIRLS :D
What do I win?
Elizabeth Berkley looked
Elizabeth Berkley looked liked a dying sea lion in the pool sex scene... I cannot believe how badly she managed to act in that...
at least Gina was in it
for the win!
"Elizabeth Berkley looked liked a dying sea lion in the pool sex scene"
ROFLMAO!
Gina Gershon is... hawt!
Have you watched the--
But...
Where to begin?
Where to begin?
First off I never look that good when I'm hungover, I actually look like roadkill and secondly, love the t-shirts ;)
I honestly do not know where to begin, you guys are N.U.T.S, but I love you for it. Depending at what time I watch the vlog you either end or start off my day on a nice note. And then I find myself re watching it over and over again ;)
Karman you said something about "do they care" concerning the location, well I'm sure my girlfriend who lives an ocean away said out loud the same thing as I did and went "YES WE CARE"... we actually pay attention to details lol
Oh and bring on the bragging if that's what people want to call it. I love hearing your celebrities encounters, you're so enthusiastic and giggly about it that it doesn't come off as name dropping . At all.
"So now Spencer's is eating Chelsea's chocolate donut" OMG so damn funny. Donut, another word going in Jill Bennett's Lesbo Lingo :p
That scene between Spencer and Paula was probably the best out of the season, if not the entire series. Though my coming out to my parents didn't cause my mother to try to convert me, that scene really touched me and I was so proud of Spencer.
All three of you did yet again an amazing job at entertaining your fans :D Can't wait for that special edition of The Terrible Three (as my girlfriend pointed out) <3
God I'm long winded when it comes to this vlog, it's hard to keep my comment short. But I love you guys <3
p.s: So excited for ANTM :D
p.s2: I want this t-shirt
I wouldn't wear it though, I would use the t-shirt as a pillow sham so I could sleep on Jill's guns every night :D
I'd SO wear that T-shirt!
nice
I would totally wear this shirt!!!!
~Bianca~
Love the shirt...
Best. Shirt. Ever.
I would wear that shirt proudly.
Sign me up
You three could make a fortune!!
Seriously, Afterellen should sell some t-shirts... Lots of people would by them, esp. if a Jill one looked anything like Vee's brilliant mock-up. Then the "We're Getting Nowhere" girls could afford cool things like special effects and a theme song (not that you need anything else).
So, in conclusion, sell t-shirts, make thousands of lesbians happy.
~It means pride.~
do it
I dont care how much...
You guys are the best!
I know you've probably heard that for the nth time. You guys are the best lesbians ever! Next to that is Ellen Degeneres. We all love her though!
The Kyla shouting was hilarious! I actually laughed my ass off while Jill was doing that. :D
I'm in love Jill Bennett! I am seriously considering to watch Dante's Cove just for her. Haha!
I hate how they have to cut the season and put degrassi instead. What the hell is with that show? I hate it! Now we all have to wait 'til feb for your recaps. I hope Jill would still be there.
Karman you rock! I love you!! :D Keep making hilarious shiznitz! LOL
Dara, you crazeh one! I love your mind blowing comments. You rock! XD
Just when you thought it's over. You're in for the worst part..
I loved this week's episode
I loved this week's episode (if only for Spencer's scenes, which, like you said, we've all lived) so I was really excited for the vlog. I stupidly checked the site before work so I HAD to watch it before leaving, making me a liiiittle bit late. Is that sad?
I really enjoy it when you gossip - I'd watch a whole vlog of just gossip!
I'm super excited for the special edition, as well as the ANTM vlog! Although I have yet to decide if I'll wait for ANTM to air here so I can REALLY enjoy it... I probably won't be able to, though.
I'm so looking forward to
I'm so looking forward to the antm blog, it's gonna be awesome, I love that show. Do we already know if there are any gay contestants?
my highlights today:
I'M KYLAAAAAA AND I HAVE A FASHION BLOOOOOOOG
"I happily introduce you to my manhood" aaahhh lol
Jills' very last comment :D
Love your avatar
aaaahhhhhh LOL
aaaahhhhhh LOL
She scares me
:)
excellent, i love it :-)
Wicked awesome!
^_^
LMFAO!!
Love it. Love Jill and the shirt :-D
cheers ladies!
meerkat manor
I have to say, i love the re-caps. I have been away on holiday and missed two episodes of the Vblog but to watch them all at once is so much fun.
I loved that you commented about meerkat manor the show is so good but it is very upsetting, who knew Meerkats were so mean.
Can't wait to watch ANTM, even though i can't watch it in the UK i am going to check out the recaps as they are bound to be hilarious.
That dialogue is the exact
That dialogue is the exact same conversation I had with my mother (on several different occasions over the last 10 years). How can people be so clueless? Good on the writers for managing to nail the reality behind it...
I love the shirts, the final comment, and next date I go on, I shall pay and say to my date "Jill Bennett says you should put out now..." .... will let you all know if I ever have any success with this!
it figures
(You are my) blockbusters!
I'm quite sure there are plenty of girls willing to pay a gooood dinner for Jill...
Too Funny
You ladies are just too funny. Loved the vlog this week and am so happy its working!!
Jill you have officially gained mucho points when you admitted your love for animals. Thats so very very wonderful!!! (I can't even watch that show, too much for me!)
Karman when you laugh I laugh, your personaility is catchy and so loveable.
Dara you are just too funny, you crack me up!
Can't wait for next week!!!!!
t-shirts + Glasses = funny/hot vlog
OK first thank you Lori the T-Shirts were awesome...but i beg you to make a Jill Bennett version...OK now onto the vlog...
I have a new appreciation for donuts...chocolate one's to be Persis...shirtless wonder...GUNS...Dara and Jill can show me there GUNS any time...OK if I pay for dinner...my girl will put out....I"m also wondering what kind of dinner did Jamie pay for Jill...cas damn its worked for over 3 years...but I agree with Karmen on that thought...Jill acting out Kyla go's nuts scene...LMFAO...patty played by the dumb as a rock...loved that...although i do share his mind set...CAN I WATCH...I also lived that scene with a guy who still doesn't get it....JILL....lmao...I totally lived that scene with Paula and Spencer and the sad thing is my mother still doesn't get it..oh well...her loss....oh and not to forget...Dara I loved that Gina bound double feature ...playing the indigo girl..rainbow flag hint...that would have ricked to no end...and another one...six flags Madison...I'm having that tattooed somewhere.......and your reenactment of adiens fight scene was priceless...that stockerrazzi really did look like a broken watermelon....I love that scene with Paula and and her hubby....and how he body checks her when he leave but I agree on the...she'd kill him in his sleep sentiment....and Dara yet again...I love it how she eats her sisters young...I almost died....I have to say though...just the look on Karmen's face during the whole epi...just too priceless for words..not to mention her laugh is too infectious as are Jill and Dara's...
IF THAT DIDNT TAPE I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF....LMFAO
I have two requests...make a MORE NAKED. JILL T- shirt
and please make Jill wear her glasses...
I didn't know it could be done but you guys make a funnier vlog with each passing week...
Its On Me =)
:D
Must the recap match the parental guidance rating of the show?
Can the out-of-country folks do what the cable-challenged in the US do and watch SoN on the-N.com?
And it'd be interesting to see a version without self-censoring. That or go the Fox route at the Emmys and cut to a picture of the ceiling.
Jill's THE awesome!
OMG, I can't believe how addictive AE has become. All these fantastic Vlogs, it's brilliant!
And Jill. Jill, Jill, Jill, Jill, Jill. *sigh* she is THE AWESOME. And Karmen's right, too close to the camera and we don't care what t-shirt you're wearing, we ain't looking at the shirt, hon ;)
Also, I'm with angel winters, make Jill wear her glasses. Women with glasses = hot! It's an Agent Scully thing ... or a hot chicks with glasses thing... whatever :D
Dara's arm muscles scare me.
WE DO want to hear about your runins with the celebrities. And we don't think you guys are bragging, never got that impression from the way you told those stories. Or at least I didn't. So bring it on. We'd love to hear all the famous peeps you guys meet at parties.
Another Great One
You guys are great...Meh still laughing..Can't wait to see what allya got to say about ANTM..Love the shirts...Meh Gwan..~RYE~Da TRINI w/da SMILE
I have a mad crush on all 3 of you....
Another hilarious vlog...
You three crack me up every week with your vlogs. They make a great start to my day, so thank you.
I would buy any of you three a dinner and yes, it would be a very good dinner. ;)
I'm excited for the ANTM vlogs which I'm sure will be just as good as the SON vlogs.
This Vlog...Detrimental to Adjusting to Life in a New City
Watching this vlog in public....bad idea.
Watching the vlog in public in a city where you're still trying to make friends....terrible idea.
Apparently the Swiss are freaked out by random foreigners snorting and squeeking "six flags Madison ha!" in their coffee shops.
Must get wireless at home...safer option.
Oh you three are in trouble
Oh you three are in trouble with that dinner comment. I have to agree with Jill though, a lady pays for me and I offer a little something back. Luckily I've been married for two years and have been with my wife for five years. Met when we were 19, and she paid for one helluva dinner, let me tell you. ;)
Now, your vlogs are something that's a must-see. I'm in love with the comedy. You have the same views on the show as I do. You're funny and witty and I can't wait for your big vlog in the next couple of weeks!
Oh, and can I get an AfterEllen business card? Pretty Please?
name that film-