Lori and I laughed so hard at that motorcycle scene we almost fell off our chairs. Excellent use of the hairdryer, broccoli, and nun doll - you're the MacGyvers of video blogging! See what happens when I give you no budget for props? Genius ensues!

PS Karman, Lori says you look like Snoopy fighting the Red Baron in that scene

I loved how it opened with all three of them laughing.  This episode was hilarious with all the zings! and the boobs and the punching nun doll.

hahaha i looove Dara's, and Karman's boobs. They look so real and totally show off jill's by far. But i think next time Karman needs to wear a tank top like everybody else. It's only fair to the viewers. If she does, can i recieve an honorable mention on the show? that would be my dream! I love this vlog and i can't wait till the new one is posted. The little bit with Jill eating the grape at the end was wonderful. How about a candy bar or a stick of gum next time. lol Thanks so much for all the entertainment! Next week's is gunna be great.

 Oh...and South of Nowhere is a good show. haha i guess i had to add something about the actual show their vlogging, or then it wouldn't make sense for me to be watching this vlog. right? I still can't understand the other Carmen either. Where did they find that chick?

all over my keyboard when y'all brought out the hairdryer and broccoli. That was one of the funniest damn things I've ever seen.

Keep up the great work!

Okay, I've got tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.  I can't get over how funny you guys are!

 Seriously, don't change at thing.  Or change everything. I really don't care.  I'm pretty sure you guys could make anything funny.

I've totally got a new crush going on...

i've been waiting all week to see another one of these blogs for "we're getting nowhere." i always laugh so hard. i loved your use of the blowdryer! lol can't wait for next week's blog.

Incorporating the skits in the middle of the "speed recap" gives the blog a better flow, nice work.

Jill did a perfect Kayla with the "We're grownups" line.

Dara performed wonderfully with the puppet.

Karman did excellent boob acting.

"Bad jokes are us, ur me."

Wooow. Do I want to know the reason for the overabundance of stuffing Dara and Karmen underwent? Funny, but unexpected.

But anyway; this episode was great. Briliance. Hilarious. Really. I'd do a point-by-point recap of the vlog if I didn't have to be at school in seven hours. I still have trouble believing that all three of you have that much trouble understanding Carmen, though. I understand her perfectly. I actually rather like the mumble. It reminds me of..well, of how I speak.

The dolls are, of course, fabulous. The artist's renderings are great. The hair dryer was a great idea. The dolls, again, are brilliant--especially Sister Maeve and her one-two punching action. 

And Jill choking on the grape at the end was perfect. A great ending. 

[Sidenote: Since it was touched on, I would have to submit my opinion that Bangs is a top. My main claim is the "Next Week" clip. She's breaking stuff. Spencer cries when she's angry. Carmen smashes things. The end.] 

And is it just me, or does Ashley's apartment have no lights at all?

 [I turn angry when I'm big and green.]

When I first started watching I was wondering what the hell Dara and Karman were doing.. I then realized how oversized their boobs were and caught on Hahahaha. Holy shit! That was so funny! The motorcycle scene was soo damn perfect too it was HILARIOUS!

The best part though was of course "The gun show." Jill, three words: I love you. lol. and then at the end when Jill chokes on the grape haha it was totally classic.

 This was the best vlog yet!

I agree that gay people are the best artists. And the 3 of u together r the best lesbian vloggers on the web.

Because of you I stopped reading the recaps and I just wait impatiently for "we're getting nowhere" to have lots of fun and enjoy all your comments.

While pretty much everything was hilarious, I have to give you three props for finding a punching nun who looks like Maggie Thatcher.

Also, Karman--love your shirt! May I ask where you got it?

"Out of the box is where I live." -Starbuck

Jill's "muscles" are better that Dara's, sorry.  These video blogs getting better every week and are seriously better than the show, and will continue to be with Jill's tanktops!

Even halfway across the globe this is still hands down the funniest thing to watch ever, love the improvisations - keep it up :D

 *In order to be stepped on, you need to be lying down!*

And the best use of a grape goes to...

Jill Bennett!!

This video blog is by far one of the best. You all rock!

i can understand her perfectly fine for some reason. I even re-watched it to see if it was some what hard to but it wasnt for me. so I find it that much funnier that you 3 make fun of her so much for it.. sure you're watching it sober?

 the gun show.. i'm still laughing

I have to get up for work in 4 hours but hey at least I'd have something amusing to go to sleep by and wake up to. 

Hmm y'know I think if I were to only watch SON from now on it won't be the same.   I think the N specifically the SON producers should be paying you.  Then, you could finally upgrade to the new dyke-Barbies and have props like the dream lez house....hehehe :)

I agree with Jill, theres was flirting going on. The scene irritated me.

Maybe I'm the only one that caught this! It looks like paint and brushes are not the only thing Bangs is throwing around. Spencer takes a shot too.

Jill's breast are better.

You guy's don't need a fancy camera or theme song just boobs.

Damn you all I'm going to be dreaming about boobs all night.

happy happy  joy joy.

*voice breaks* You guys are freaking funny. The within seconds of it starting I was already cracking-up.

Attack of the 3 Tits!! Beware! Fluffy pillows of Danger lurk... underneath.

You guys are doing wonderful. The re-enactments were superb, excluding the one where Spangs was late, as was the flow of the recap.

Excellent Job!!

Aj

A lot of us swing both ways. Please next time more biceps and boobs.

And how about wet t-shirts and tops for next time? Karman could start things off by accidentally spilling something from her glass on Jill---

Hi ladies,

You asked for a theme song, well.... I happen to be a singer-songwriter (shocking, I know, that there would be a folksinger around here!), so I penned one and recorded it really quickly for you. This is rough--very rough--but here is the address where I've uploaded it:

http://www.rkatztunes.com/Rebecca_Katz_-_We're_Getting_Nowhere_Theme.mp3

And here are the lyrics:

We're getting nowhere

When do we get there?

What happened last week on the N

with Spencer and Ashley

Aiden, the Carlins?

Find out only on

Afterellen.com.

Let me know what you think....

If you would like to find out more about my music, check out my website and MySpace page (linked below)!

I love the vlog. It's really great! Hope you like the song.

Sincerely,

Rebecca

http://www.rkatztunes.com

http://myspace.com/rkatztunes

Ack, my abs are totally in pain from holding in my laughter, though several snorts managed to escape me. Note to self: wait until daytime to watch 'We're Getting Nowhere' so as not to disturb sleeping housemates.

I now officially watch SoN just to be able to fully enjoy this vlog. Okay, I'd probably watch the show on its own, but this doesn't merely double the fun, it exponentializes it.

PS. Dara's biceps almost gave me a black eye! Katchow!

Ok.. So I Literally made a list of points to comment about the vlog.. cause I knew I would forget it through the laughter in tears, whilst you guys made a great v-log.. awesome!

First.. I wanna say thankyou for keep coming with these vlogs.. I think once a week isn't enough :[ but it's worth while to wait! :]

Second.. I noticed something [not sure if anyone sees it].. but Karman reminds me of Laurel Holloman.. when she did a movie called The Incredibly True Adventure of Two Girls In Love but in a dark hair version :]

Third, Jill you're funny as hell. *looks at paper* "I can see them from here" LOL! And I hope you're ok after choking on that fruit/food? :]

Dara, you watched Tango & Cash haven't you? "F.U.B.A.R" is like my fave quote from the movie.. and I cannot believe you used it.. way to go! :] I loved the Nun with her boxing thing.. I couldn't stop laughing!

The Recap: I enjoyed the recap very much, especially with your own artistic perspective of some of the scenes. You guys can draw alot better then I could.. so kudos to you all.. and yeah do put them up on ebay you will make alot of money which can go towards the production and charity [neat idea!].

Ok back to the recap.. I agree this time I liked Aiden he actually stood up to Ash and I gotta say that when he said "Go have sex with Lily Allen" I was thinking "where did that come from?!" but it was awesomely done. I just hope that Ash becomes alone and realizes she is not a nice person..

Carmen and Spencer.. they are gorgeous together.. but did anyone catch the next epi promo? Seems really intense and too fast.. :s so I just hope it comes out well then what was promoted for the 3.5.

Speech Therapy was an awesome comment by Dara, for mumbling actors. LOL!

And lastly, I agree; I see the Ying-Yang between Spencer and Carmen..Just hope they can stay together a little longer without confusion or doubts ;/ but nothing's perfect in their world so we'll see what happens.

Thankyou Dara, Karman and Jill for the love vlog you guys are off the hook.. and I had to keep having my eyes focused above to what was being "showed" lol.

:] keep it up.. no budget production got even more wittier, crazier, and creative. Well done!

x

I need you like a heart needs a beat, It's nothing new.

Hilarious, much better since you integrated everything together! I still think you should try to get some actress (And by some I mean bangs!girl :-) on the phone or something. Maybe cut in short clips or stills from the actual episode, you should be able to do that in any software, right? Anyway, better each time, and Dara, you don’t need tissues to own our hearts! “Indicative of Spencers Personality – a happy duck!” Indeed!

- There are gays in the arts?
- Not a single one. That's why there's only 10 out lesbians in Hollywood.

*giggledeath* Excellent ;)

The three of you are the most entertaining and the most fabulous vloggers on Earth. Excellent use of the hairdryer and the broccoli and the boobs. AND THE GRAPE! ;) Oh my god, the grape (up until it tried to kill Jill... no wait, that was just hilarious *giggles*)!! You're nuts and I love that!!

Bring on the snark!!

I woke up at 3:30am just to watch this vlog, I'm getting sleep deprivation because of you guys ;)

I don't even know where to begin, because once again the hilarity was all over the place.

Jill: "Your boob just touched me"

Dara: "Now you know how we feel"

Me: D'oh! That was too funny :D

You guys are a bunch of crazies and I love it. Keep it up :)

And Jill I am mucho disappointed you didn't take my suggestion and went for the cherries but you made it all better with "I got guns here" while squeezing the girls. In fact I think there is still pieces of me left on the floor ;)