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BlogsRetro Reviewing: "Blue Crush"This week, the retro reviewers dive into Blue Crush, a 2002 summer flick about girl surfers, starring Kate Bosworth and Michelle Rodriguez. The flick is packed with lesbian subtext and “is she or isn’t she” characters, but everyone enjoyed it for the gorgeous shots of sun, surf and hot girls in bathing suits.
In order to recreate the surfing scenes far away from anything resembling Hawaii, the reviewers (plus special guest Celeste) took a few floaty toys out to a lake and prayed for waves. Retro Reviewing: Blue Crush
Next episode, the reviewers plan to take on Watermelon Woman. Submitted by on July 5, 2008 - 1:00pm. Cherry Bomb: "Player Please"This week on Cherry Bomb, Tatum, Dalila, Nikki and Gloria explore the mysteries of the lesbian "playa’." They discuss how to spot a player, how to tame one and if you’re interested, as well as a a little on how to be one.The player may have a certain allure but is it worth it in the long run?
On this week’s question, the women tackle what to do when no one likes your girlfriend. If you have questions you'd like addressed on Cherry Bomb, email them to cherrybombtv@yahoo.com. Watch more episodes of Cherry Bomb, check out the official Cherry Bomb MySpace page, and check back here Fridays for new episodes. Submitted by on July 4, 2008 - 11:33am. A soundtrack for your July 4thChristmas takes the cake on how many songs are dedicated to one singular day, but several other holidays are deserving of some tunes all their own. The fourth of July is surely one of the most fun holidays, so it's good to know there are some singers and songwriters that are just as excited about the sparklers as we are every year. Aimee Mann's "4th of July" is sort of sad, but really, what else would you expect from her? Nonetheless, it's a tune of tribute to the holiday: Today's the fourth of July / Another June has gone by /And when they light up our town I just think / What a waste of gunpowder and sky.
OK she's kind of a Debbie Downer, but whatevs — it's pretty right? Moving on to romance from Mariah Carey. Her song is, uh, also called "Fourth of July," but she actually likes to watch fireworks. That's my kind of girl. It was twilight on the Fourth of July / Sparkling colors were strewn across the sky / and we sat close enough that we just barely touched while roman candles went soaring above us.
Use this track if you're trying to seal the deal. And by that I mean, hold hands with a nice lady. I would be chastised if I didn't mention Ani DiFranco's own track called, drumroll please, "Fourth of July." In fact, there might even be some sort of AfterEllen.com clause that says "Must mention Ani's songs when relevant or you will be fired instantly." So I keep my job: He says his name is Jason / he lives in the last trailer on the right/ and he'll be seven / on the Fourth of July. Ani D: friend to lesbians, folksingers, lesbian folksingers and trailer dwellers. Such a do-gooder! Submitted by on July 4, 2008 - 11:00am. "Mamma Mia!": how can you resist it?When the Swedish quartet ABBA was performing pop songs like "Dancing Queen," I wonder if they visualized the phenomenon it would become. From their dance hits came a Broadway musical, Mamma Mia!, and now a film of the same name, starring Meryl Streep and Amanda Seyfried.
The film had its world premiere in Berlin on Wednesday night, and the cast (which also includes Christine Baranski, Colin Firth, and Pierce Brosnon among others) was in attendance for the showing and the after party. If you have yet to see the trailer, it will give you a good idea what we can expect when it opens here on July 18: Yes, that is Meryl Streep singing, and she seems to have some pipes. But we are all aware how frighteningly amazing Ms. Meryl is; it's Amanda Seyfried that is the breakthrough star of Mamma Mia. Up until now, she has served as part of ensemble casts on Big Love and in films such as Mean Girls and Alpha Dogs. As 18-year-old Sophie Sheridan, Seyfried seems like a shoo-in for good reviews, no matter what the outcome is for the film in its entirety. Submitted by on July 4, 2008 - 9:00am. "Weeds" mini-cap: Bubbie gets her dying wishThe new openings are a fun and amusing concept. There’s now a different graphic each week tipping off the main plot point of the episode. Last week’s graphic had a big green overhead highway sign with Weeds spelled across with white arrows pointing down to the lanes of the highway at the California/Mexico border and a second highway sign saying "Created by Jenji Kohan." Then we spent the episode waiting with Nancy in a two hour line concerned about her making it back across the border with drugs sealed in her car. OK, so they weren’t sealed in her car but she thought they were! The opening of this week’s episode, “The Whole Blah Thing,” had the Weeds and created by graphic spelled out using the status lines on Bubbie’s heart monitor contraption thingy. Then we spent the episode wondering when and if the Botwins were going to honor Bubbie’s “kill me” request.
Shane and Andy wanted to honor Bubbie’s wishes due to Shane’s feelings that a person has a right to self-determination and to Andy simply knowing what a fire ball Bubbie was and that this wasn’t Bubbie anymore and that she knew it, too. Nancy, of course, was sort of ambivalent. (I know, Nancy ambivalent? Surprise!) Silas at first thought it was unethical and just plain old murder until Andy in a moment of clarity, for Andy at least, explained that life was a series of blah blah blah and then you get to the end of your life and realize the whole blah thing was nothing more than a series of blahs. For whatever reason this explanation resonated with Silas. Is there anyone out there that can explain this whole blah thing better because it didn’t really resonate with me. Oh and Lenny was absolutely against the idea of pulling the plug on Bubbie not because he didn’t want to but because it was his mother. Submitted by on July 3, 2008 - 5:00pm. India.Arie takes on actingNeo-soul artist India.Arie is the latest in a long line of talented R&B singers bit by the acting bug. Arie, 32, is set to star in a Broadway revival of For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide/When the Rainbow Is Enuf. The play, based on the book of poems by Ntozake Shange, was nominated for a Tony award in 1977. The book, a women’s studies classic, presents several women of color discussing their experiences at a certain time in the United States.
It’s a bold step for Arie, but she’s in good company. In fact, I’m having a tough time thinking of an R&B artist who hasn’t tried her hand at acting on stage or screen. Some of them gave such good performances, they got in the running for Hollywood’s biggest honor, the Academy Award. One of them actually won it. Of course, I'm talking about American Idol alum Jennifer Hudson, who brought home the Best Supporting Actress award for Dreamgirls. Hudson is the biggest success story on our list, although her castmate Beyonce, (Carmen: A Hip Hopera, Austin Powers: Goldmember) isn’t exactly hurting for parts. Alicia Keys (The Nanny Diaries, Smokin’ Aces) seems to record an album and film a new movie every other year. Keys just finished shooting another: The Secret Life of Bees.
Let’s not forget those ladies we don’t hear on the radio every day: Erykah Badu appeared in The Cider House Rules way back in 1999 and later, House of D; Macy Gray guest starred on Spin City and Gilmore Girls; Angie Stone appeared on an episode of Roswell. Submitted by on July 3, 2008 - 3:00pm. "So You Think You Can Dance" mini-cap: look both waysIt’s week four of the finals and seeing what host Cat Deeley is wearing is almost as exciting as the dancing. This week she’s sporting a retro looking mini. Her hair is swept to the side like a '40s starlet. Sexy. In fact, that seems to be the theme for the night. Plenty of bare chested guys tonight and sexy long legged beauties (and I don’t mean Thayne) glide across my small screen. Tonight joining the regular judges are hip-hop choreographers Tabitha and Napoleon Dumo. Submitted by on July 3, 2008 - 1:00pm. We're Getting Nowhere: "The L Word" Season 1 Pilot (Part 2)This week Jill, Dara, and I continue our discussion of the pilot episode of everyone's favorite lesbian drama, The L Word. Among our many topics are Marina's moves (is groping Jenny during their first kiss understandable or amateur?), the temporary insanity displayed by Tina and Bette when picking up a "donor" at one of Bette's lectures, and the evolution of Shane. We also reenact Jenny's walk of shame back to her bed with Tim after getting freaky with Marina. Jenny (Jill) and Tim (Dara) in the sack And I'm happy to report that this week marks the return of our beloved sock puppets (thanks again to Dara and Brooke for their arts and crafts skills). Remember the steamy love scene between Tina and Bette that closed the pilot episode? We revisit it this week, so enjoy the spectacle of hot puppet sex. We're Getting Nowhere: The L Word Pilot Episode, Part 2
Submitted by on July 3, 2008 - 12:40pm. Emma Watson gets animatedThe rumors that she would be taking over a Chanel perfume contract from Keira Knightley may have turned out to be false, but Emma Watson is still finding ways to branch out beyond Harry Potter. Earlier this year I wrote about her attachment to the project Napoleon and Betsy, where she will play a young Englishwoman who befriends the famous emperor. Submitted by on July 3, 2008 - 11:00am. Helena Bonham Carter is getting ready to terminate the box officeHelena Bonham Carter is an unquestionably talented actress. No one has mastered the Victorian/Gothic/romantic/possibly-deranged vibe better than her. But there are still some movies I could never, ever imagine her in. And near the top of that list has to be any of the Terminator films. Does this woman look like a robot to you?
News came earlier this week that Helena is in talks to appear in the fourth installment of the machines vs. humans apocalyptic action series, Terminator Salvation. The restarted franchise will star Christian Bale (yes, Batman) as a grown-up John Connor as he leads the human rebellion against the cyborgs post nuclear holocaust. The Hollywood Reporter says Helena's role would be “small but pivotal” while the Los Angeles Times reports that she could be the “lead villain.” Bryce Dallas Howard will play John's wife, Kate. The project is beings directed by McG, the same one-named-wonder behind the Charlie's Angels films and many a music video. I expect many things to go boom.
Now, we all know Helena can play bad. Her extraordinarily twisted Death Eater Bellatrix Lestrange first surfaced in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix and will appear again to scare the bejesus out of small children and unsuspecting wizards in subsequent films. Submitted by on July 3, 2008 - 9:00am. Anna Faris becomes a PlaymateIs there an actress that you would see in any film, no matter what it’s about? Like literally no matter what — aliens could be attacking earth in search of the galaxy’s next pop star and you would see this movie just because insert actress name was in the movie. This is exactly how I feel about Anna Faris. I would watch her in anything.
Most of us got our first introduction to Faris in the Scary Movie films — if there was any reason at all to keep coming back for second and thirds of this trilogy, she was more than likely that reason. Faris can take the most mundane line in a movie and make it hilarious through her delivery and facial expressions. Now she is starring in the new comedy, The House Bunny, which premieres in August. Here is a peak at the trailer: Faris plays a Playboy Playmate that has gone out to pasture at the ripe old age of 27. She is evicted from the Playboy Mansion and heads out into the world armed with only her talents as a Playboy Centerfold, which is not exactly an arsenal. Somewhere along the line she ends up finding her place as den mother to a gaggle of geeky sorority girls that could use her expertise to make them cool. (I smell makeover montage.) How do we know they are not cool? Well let’s take a look: Before Playmate intervention (as seen in the trailer): Glasses? Check. Submitted by on July 2, 2008 - 5:00pm. "Army Wives" mini-cap: a series of too-fortunate eventsTo quote TV Squad blogger, Allison Waldman: “If there’s one thing about Army Wives that bothers me, it’s that life is rarely this tidy.” So true, especially in this episode, titled “Leaving the Tribe.”
Tidy story #1: The War Hero We knew when Trevor was deployed that he would be injured, especially since Roxy has fretted about it in just about every scene. So, when he and his buddy were innocently roaming around the market, I braced for a bomb. Instead, Trevor became something of a hero by spotting a man with a rifle, presumably a terrorist, and getting shot in the process of warning those around him.
Roxy, of course, freaked, but Trevor wasn’t hurt badly and, by episode’s end, he called with news that he’s coming home. Don’t worry, Roxy will find something else to freak about. I mean, she’s so good at it.
I have to be honest — this week I fell in with those of you who say Roxy gets on your nerves. She seems to have a habit of bursting in on people to get her way. This week, Pamela was on air interviewing Leah, a woman who thought the Hump Bar should not be rebuilt in favor of a memorial on the site. Roxie storms into the booth and tells off Leah, only to discover that she is the bomber’s sister. Oops, awkward. I bet Roxie really learned her lesson. Not. Submitted by on July 2, 2008 - 3:00pm. Bust magazine turns 15Unfortunately, there are only a handful of national print magazines that are geared towards women that have little to do with finding and pleasing a man. Fortunately, one of those publications is Bust, a bi-monthly magazine for "women who have something to get off their chests." It's a little less political than Ms., and a little more pop culture-laden than Bitch, which is why it appeals to women that like to read something with substance (as well as pretty pictures!)
Responsible for both the words and said pretty pictures are Debbie Stoller and Laurie Henzel, the creators of the magazine who have been with it since day one, 15 years ago. Stoller serves as editor in chief, while Henzel is creative director. Together, they put together something that the New York Post calls "[a] sassy, sexy magazine — beloved by smart, loyal urbanites across the country."
I know, I know — the Post can't always be trusted. But honestly, there weren't too many places in the 1990s that you could find cover stories and candid interviews with intelligent women – it's hard enough now and we have the Internet at our disposal! But consider this: the mag's 15th anniversary issue has Amy Sedaris on the cover, coming out of a cake. Magical! Submitted by on July 2, 2008 - 1:00pm. Ghostella's Haunted Tomb: Episode 6This week, horror host Ghostella (Heidi Martinuzzi) presents the terrifying 2006 slasher film Ex.
Fran (Martinuzzi) is home alone and her ex-girlfriend Maggie (Elissa Dowling) keeps popping up throughout the evening. Is she really concerned for Fran, or are her motives far more sinister? Ghostella's Haunted Tomb: Episode 6
Check back in two weeks for a new episode. In the meantime, you can watch previous episodes, and catch up on the latest horror movie news on Stacie's blog. Submitted by on July 2, 2008 - 1:00pm. No one is as cool as Kim DealIf I ever doubted for a minute that Pixies bassist Kim Deal is the coolest woman alive, the proof is in Fool The World: The Oral History of A Band Called Pixies by Josh Frank, Caryn Ganz and Chas Bank. The book, published earlier this year, chronicles what seems like every waking moment of the indie rock quartet that formed in Boston in 1985 and went on to redefine rock.
Everyone from Bowie to Bono has rhapsodized about the Pixies’ appeal with Nirvana’s Kurt Cobain famously saying his band cribbed everything they did from the Pixies. I could do without the book’s exhausting recollections by producers and gadflies in the studio, but I relished what everyone, including band members, record execs and other indie rock stars such as Tanya Donnelly and Kristin Hersh (Throwing Muses) had to say about Deal, who was so charismatic, it caused turmoil between her and the band’s leader Black Francis (née Charles Thompson). Submitted by on July 2, 2008 - 11:00am. |
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