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Michelle Rodriguez is a "Breed"er

Michelle Rodriguez's film The Breed is released on DVD today. Haven't heard of this little gem? I'll fill you in.

The synopsis:

"Two close brothers, Matt and John head to an exotic island for a week of fun and relaxation. Joined by Matt's girlfriend Nicki, John's girlfriend Sara and a friend Noah, the group intend on having a week of relaxation, fun and spending quality time together. However, after one of them is viciously attacked by a dog, the friends decide to leave the island early - only to find their plane wrecked. As the day goes on, the friends find themselves fighting for their lives against a vicious pack of mutated dogs - hundreds of them, who don't intend on the group making it out alive off the island..."

It's like Cujo Goes to Cancun!

The reviews I've read so far are calling it a stinker, so maybe it's best to use your imagination and make up your own story using these production stills.

Michelle and Taryn embark on an exciting, adventure-filled Olivia Cruise

 

Taryn blends that frozen concoction that helps her hang on

 

inspiring Michelle to violate her parole and get busted again...

 

but she handles her inevitable return to ladies lockup with characteristic aplomb.

The End

Now you try!

jennifer from pittsburgh's picture

579

So, let me get this straight: You're blogging about a movie that you haven't seen and wouldn't recommend. Check. My netflix queue remains at 579.
Lindsey's picture

great..

now you have me singing Jimmy Buffet!

The booze in the blender.. and soon it will render.. THAT FROZEN CONCOCTION THAT HELPS ME HANG OOON!

hahahha.

newbie's picture

Ahhh!

There goes another clueless group of dimwitted, scantily dressed post-teens.  On the run from some god awful mutated horror and still they manage to hold onto their Budweisers……with excellant cleavage and all.

 

“…stepped on a pop-top…”

Dorothy Snarker's picture

inner or an outie

Is it just me, or does Michelle look like she has two bellybuttons in that third picture there? That, or she has just redefined the term “high-waisted.”



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jennifer from pittsburgh's picture

Belly Button

Nothing like belly button staring to serve as a diversionary tactic.
newbie's picture

hmmm..

I'd like to take a closer look to give a more accurate response.
Lindsey's picture

haha XD

as interesting as it would be for her to have an extra belly button.. I'm thinking its a shadow.

Well, its a real beauty.. a Mexican cutie, but how it got here? I haven't a cluue.

Chantal's picture

hehe

Being the horror/thriller whore (i wanted to say horror whore, but thinking about that and trying to pronounce it gave me a headache and ended up sounded like horrororor) that I am, I am wiling to give this a chance. Plus you know, Michelle and Taryn, bikini's. i'm there!

 

 

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