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Dara & Karman's Hit List: "You Know It's Over When" (Episode 41)

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Karman Kregloe

How do you know when your relationship is over?

There are signs, big and small, when the end is nigh, and we want to help you recognize those signs so that you don't needlessly renew your lease or buy a new pooch together just as your relationship is taking its last gasp.

Our list of signs includes going places by yourself, not making small talk over meals, fighting over the smallest things, and when she comes home pregnant and it's not yours. (It's also not a good sign when she goes away to visit her family and just doesn't come back — not that either of us has any personal experience with that one. Nope.)

How do you know when it's over?

Dara & Karman's Hit List "You Know It's Over When" (Episode 41)

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    • Submitted by
    Karman Kregloe
    on November 9, 2009 - 5:00pm.
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    yabbadabbadoo's picture

    You know it's over when

    Submitted by
    yabbadabbadoo (23 posts)
    on November 9, 2009 - 6:15pm.
    the sound of her laugh is just like nails on a chalk board when before it was cute! Good job once again ladies!
    Punk_Rock_Princess's picture

    Ooops!!The bad word in the

    Submitted by
    Punk_Rock_Princess (46 posts)
    on November 9, 2009 - 7:12pm.

    Ooops!!

    The bad word in the end credits wasn't edited out! Hehehe!

    Great show as usual. I don't say it enough. 

    TehMorp's picture

    you know its over when...

    Submitted by
    TehMorp (173 posts)
    on November 9, 2009 - 8:17pm.
    ...she makes a disparaging comment about the fact that you don't shave because apparently she doesn't know you at all and wasn't paying attention the entire first year of the relationship.
    SoundandFury's picture

    I guess I'm going to be really awesome then....

    Submitted by
    SoundandFury (460 posts)
    on November 9, 2009 - 8:45pm.
    You know it's over when she compliments you and it pisses you off. 
    nwp1916's picture

      That's a great one, and

    Submitted by
    nwp1916 (102 posts)
    on November 11, 2009 - 2:41am.

     

    That's a great one, and I've been on both sides.

    Abby T.'s picture

    holy crud

    Submitted by
    Abby T. (9 posts)
    on November 9, 2009 - 9:29pm.
    made the mistake of watching this one with headphones in a library. turns out I'm pretty terrible at stifling laughter.
    extremelynewatthis's picture

    sigh

    Submitted by
    extremelynewatthis (2 posts)
    on November 9, 2009 - 10:19pm.

    as much as i love these informational videos... i'd like to be in a relationship first before learning to know when it's over...

    can you guys make a "how to come out and snag a girl" ep, plz? :)
    Anissa's picture

    strength

    Submitted by
    Anissa (3 posts)
    on November 10, 2009 - 5:50am.
    there is no easy coming out, just reach for the community around you, deal with the pain, and always remember that your silence will not proctect you
    cbee91's picture

    same here, save for the

    Submitted by
    cbee91 (10 posts)
    on November 10, 2009 - 7:06am.

    same here, save for the coming out part, snagging girl skills much needed! :) or apparently just no one's interested but i'm trying to remain optimistic.

    Amazing vlog! *goes to find past episodes*

    "you know it's over when she goes to stay with friends or family *pause* and you're glad!" lmao :)

     

    swandiver's picture

    The only time I ever had

    Submitted by
    swandiver (81 posts)
    on November 10, 2009 - 12:17am.

    The only time I ever had that moment of epiphany I was still dating guys.  I was cooking in the kitchen while he was in the living room watching TV.  I peeped my head around the corner to say something and realized he was just sitting there with his mouth open, breathing through his mouth.  Right then and there I knew I was going to break up with him.  I could not date a mouth-breather.

    Besides, I was already scoping out a cute girl trying to get my courage up to come out.

     

    "Great minds discuss ideas.  Average minds discuss events.  Small minds discuss people. - Eleanor Roosevelt

     

    Amanda's picture

    "I could not date a mouth

    Submitted by
    Amanda (7 posts)
    on November 10, 2009 - 12:51pm.

    "I could not date a mouth breather."

    I laughed so hard when I read this. Thanks.

    mariaolena's picture

    You know it's over when

    Submitted by
    mariaolena (7 posts)
    on November 10, 2009 - 12:27am.
    she refuses to see you at all for a week because she's "sick", then find out from a mutual friend that she moved to tennessee. and you're juuuuust fine with that :)
    meatisadelicacy's picture

    How about when

    Submitted by
    meatisadelicacy (87 posts)
    on November 10, 2009 - 1:14am.
    the Atlantic Ocean is between you and she still manages to smother you?  Just me?
    Anissa's picture

    <3 hairy legs on womyn

    Submitted by
    Anissa (3 posts)
    on November 10, 2009 - 5:51am.
    why so normative about body hair?
    TehMorp's picture

    mod parent +1 agreeable.

    Submitted by
    TehMorp (173 posts)
    on November 10, 2009 - 8:14am.
    yeah, good question. maybe if they said, "you know its over when you haven't shaved your HEAD in three weeks..." I'd be on board... :D
    Penny Winterr's picture

    Because

    Submitted by
    Penny Winterr (728 posts)
    on November 10, 2009 - 8:23am.
    body hair is nasty.  Full stop.
    Amanda's picture

    aww

    Submitted by
    Amanda (7 posts)
    on November 10, 2009 - 12:48pm.

    Too bad you feel that way!

    Just depends where it is and how much. :D

    I actually think it's kind of a shame that women can't have happy trails. That would be sexayyy.

    funnybone's picture

    You Know When It Is Not Going Anywhere When:

    Submitted by
    funnybone (22 posts)
    on November 10, 2009 - 7:30am.
    You happen to be on a myspace page and see her image and she is commenting about her weekend saying that she stayed in a Presidential and was pampered the whole weekend and was very pleased and it was not with you.
    spotticus's picture

    Hahaha!

    Submitted by
    spotticus (636 posts)
    on November 10, 2009 - 12:05pm.
    Great topic.  You guys crack me up.  Good luck with that webcam!  ; )
    chicker's picture

    I Smell a Best Seller

    Submitted by
    chicker (48 posts)
    on November 10, 2009 - 1:01pm.

    I want Dara to write a book with all her dating horror stories.

    I should have known it was over when I drove my ex to a bar for a drink with his friend, specifically so he could meet his friend's new girlfriend, and he didn't invite me along. What was I thinking?!

    Suzzie's picture

    Good show, good show

    Submitted by
    Suzzie (159 posts)
    on November 10, 2009 - 3:05pm.
    Oh you guys were super funny this week! I'm listening on headphones and my housemate has just walked in and told me I sound completly nuts just randomly laughing!!! Great topic!!
    I_see_Narnia's picture

    You know it's over when...

    Submitted by
    I_see_Narnia (5 posts)
    on November 10, 2009 - 6:24pm.
    ...you cut ties with people close to you because of that person.
    I_see_Narnia's picture

    You know it's over when...

    Submitted by
    I_see_Narnia (5 posts)
    on November 10, 2009 - 6:33pm.
    ...you cut ties with people close to you because of that person.
    Ash Happens's picture

    You know it's over when...

    Submitted by
    Ash Happens (60 posts)
    on November 11, 2009 - 1:45pm.

    Her facebook, myspace, etc. status gets changed to "single" or "it's complicated."

    She doesn't talk to you for an extended period of time and blames it on being in a bad mood due to her sports team's losing streak.

    She starts making up hypothetical situations in which you are dating someone else.

    She tells you that she still wants to date you but sleep with someone else.

     

    There should be a book of these. :) 

    Lawinengefahr's picture

    You know it's over when...

    Submitted by
    Lawinengefahr (18 posts)
    on November 13, 2009 - 7:25pm.

    They have that morose look on their face all the time, and then give you a fake smile when they notice you looking at them.

    They leave a voicemail on your phone saying "we need to talk."

    They start talking about their exes and what they would do if they were still together.

    They talk about the people they would be chasing after if they weren't dating you.

    They stop laughing at all your stupid jokes, or you stop laughing at theirs.

    They go out with friends and then call saying they're not coming home that night.  Every weekend.

    They don't tell you where they're going when they're all dressed up.

    They say "I can't handle any more sex right now," and you haven't had sex in two weeks.

     

    I agree that there needs to be a book of these.  That would be so great.

    p6der's picture

    Just a slight correction-

    Submitted by
    p6der (22 posts)
    on November 17, 2009 - 9:57am.

    Just a slight correction- bears are supposedly one of the only ones who you can look straight in the eye

    But yes, a great topic. There should indeed be a book...Hopefully just as hilarious as the vlog.


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