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Hey, Schwan's, 6 out of 10 lesbians are already doing it

It's no secret that media uses nostalgia to market just about everything, and it makes sense that Schwan's Fine Frozen Foods would be one of them. But they've outdone themselves with a new billboard promotional. What freaks me out a little is that I've actually heard one of my (very straight) aunts say this very thing in regards to herself:

Oh, my, where to start? Jokes about "prepared to serve"? The whole two women and a delivery guy vibe is a little porny, and I could deconstruct the sexist semantics of "housewife" all week, but instead, as I sit here at work avoiding dealing with other people's problems, I'll just fantasize. Let's think about the message: What women really want is to stay at home, marry other women, and eat lots of food. Truthfully, that sounds like a ready-to-serve slice of heaven. Anyway, Padma Lakshmi might agree.

I love the whole nostalgia marketing ploy in general; it's responsible for a collection close to my own refrigerator heart. I own each of these in magnet form. And I think I've seen a few of these attached to users around AfterEllen.com, haven't I?

And one more, just for fun. I don't own it, but I might put it on a T-shirt.

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  • zygomorph's picture

    My (also very straight)

    My (also very straight) mother has said the same thing. She stopped once she realized the implications, though.
    audurem's picture

    I have a very

    I have a very career-oriented friend, who on more than one occasion has told me that she needs a househusband.
    smokinbluegrass's picture

    Sounds about right.

    "What women really want is to stay at home, marry other women, and eat lots of food." This is exactly what I've wanted since I was 4. (sighhh)
    jennifer from pittsburgh's picture

    Schwan

    When I see the Schwan truck lumbering down the street, I shut and dead bolt the door. Of course I have a long ongoing feud with Schwan's, but we don't need to get into that.
    EllaMack's picture

    Classic essay

    That first picture reminded me of that classic feminst essay "Why I want a Wife"

    http://www.cwluherstory.org/classic-feminist-writings/why-i-want-a-wife.html
    abcmouse's picture

    Props to you for bringing

    Props to you for bringing the essay up. It was exactly what went through my mind.
    giraffe_of_doom's picture

    Misleading title

    I must say, that when I had to read that essay in english class, I was disappointed.  I was expecting something different then what I read... sigh
    kcoss's picture

    cook 4 me

    The truth is any (unlucky) lady who ends up with me...in a modest home, 6.5 children, will have to be domestic...it sounds stupid but really I might poison one of my kids if i cook something....

    spotticus's picture

    magic elves cleaned my apartment/house

    Seriously, I cannot fathom the need for anyone other than myself to pick up after myself and pets.  Sure, it is a nice fantasy to think that my apartment will clean itself (roomba! not.), but to think that I would put that as a requirment of a relationship just does not compute.  I guess I am just old fashioned that way.   I don't equate wife with maid.
    MycaTaylor's picture

    Thanks

    This really made my day. I even left the computer and went downstairs to tell this to my very straight, right-winged, conservative, Christian mother. She agreed and said she would tell all the gals at work.

    Does that mean I get a toaster?

     

     

    I don't want to doubt you
    Know everything about you
    I don't want to sit
    Across the table from you
    Wishing I could run.....

    -Cake, and what I live my life by.

    sharka's picture

    awesome

    i'll have to print this out for my best friend. she's always saying "i need a wife! my kids have school and a mom, my husband has a good job and a wife that takes care of him and the kids. I have a good job! WHERE'S MY WIFE?"
    janneke's picture

    I wonder if...

    *gr* I've got that "I wonder if I'm a lesbian" on the fridge :-)

    I think it's best to split the daily chores. I provide the food (breakie, lunch, dinner), and my sweet does the dishes and the cleaning. Works a treat!

    Tara21's picture

    Commercial Closet

    Have you checked out this site?

    http://www.commercialcloset.org/
    Trinipride28's picture

    Love it..Had meh doing meh

    Love it..Had meh doing meh ghetto laugh @ work..It reminds meh of this old Soca song..Goes something like "Ladies if you can't find a husband get yourself a good wife" 

    Paula the Surf Mom's picture

    Works for me

    stay at home, marry other women, and eat lots of food works for me

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