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The new "L Word" promo poster gives us pause

The L Word has never billed itself to be anything more than a lesbian soap opera; however, it looks like the promo staff of The L Word took a cue from MTV and fully embraced the “sex sells” doctrine.

As queer women, we are often in a bind as to how to react to overtly sexualized images of queer women in the media. We are sexual beings, so part of us may react with some level of excitement, yet we are also put in the position of wanting to portray to the general public that we are not the type of sex hungry deviants that right-wing muckrakers claim that we are.

The Gossip Girl promos also fall into the vein of salacious and sensational, yet no one would assume that all straight people are deviant nymphos — only the straight people in Manhattan. Kidding, of course. I think. But then again, it’s just television for crying out loud! Shouldn’t we just loosen up? Maybe?

This promo poster seems to be just a tad over the top. Of course, I find the thought of Shane and Jenny knocking boots to be rather abhorrent, so I may be biased.

Do you know what this poster reminds me of? Back in college, we had a dance at the end of senior year nicknamed “The Last Chance Dance.” Everyone knew that we would be going our separate ways a few days later, so this realization acted as a cue for some people to jump on other willing participants and perform R and even X-rated acts on them right on the dance floor. After all, this was our “last chance.” In a few days we would be back in our parents’ houses in places like Dubuque, Iowa and Raeford, North Carolina pondering the next step in our lives.

As the run of The L Word draws to a close, a similar feeling of urgency seems to be going through the heads of the producers and promotions staff. This is the last chance for the characters to get into some steamy scenes, because once this show goes off the air, it’s all over.

Quick! Let’s just throw any two actresses on the show on any flat surface on the set and let them go at it! There is definitely a sense of urgency and desperation emanating from that poster, especially on the part of Shane, since she seems to have gone through all of Los Angeles and is running out of options.

So, what do you think: Sexy or icky?

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  • StuntDouble's picture

    What the hell is Kit doing?

    Is she asleep on Tina's cheek?
    L.'s picture

    *lol*

    *lol*

    xxPhoenixx's picture

    lol

    i would expect better, but w/e, enjoy it while it lasts ladies.

    Megs's picture

    !

    LMAO!

    yet-another-lesbian-in-black's picture

    Exactly what i was thinking!

    ...while straight girls sleep *dumdumdum*
    Smashley!! O_o's picture

    LMAO

    I am laughing so hard right now oh my god it hurts xD
    Mostly Harmless's picture

    That expression killed me

    I am running participants for a study and your comment just made me LOL uncontrollably in the mist of all their quiet contemplation. Now my results are going to have a funny blip in them b/c I f*cked up this group's concentration...
    Jules's picture

    On Shane and Jenny

    Ok, Shane's tongue flicking out towards Jenny's throat on that poster, is really...EEEEWWW.

    PS

    Is Kit in a coma?  

     

    ThinkArt's picture

    and i was thinking...

    kit and helena are doin' it for themselves ;)
    Xxaire's picture

    Shenny '09!

    "Of course, I find the thought of Shane and Jenny knocking boots to be rather abhorrent, so I may be biased."

    NO WAY! I've been waiting years for those two to get together.

    "Shane's tongue flicking out towards Jenny's throat on that poster, is really...EEEEWWW."

    Ok, Ok, maybe the poster is a little more overt than I'd prefer...

    Do not judge, unless you want to be judged...

    RedBeet's picture

    ew!

    to each her own, but dude, I totally squirmed and let out an involuntary "OMG NO!" when i saw shane licking jenny.  ewwwwwwwwww noooooooooooo.
    jc's picture

    i had the exact same

    i had the exact same reaction...but there might have been a swear word inserted after the OMG NO!...honestly i will be really disappointed if shane and jenny hook up...they are good friends...but not meant to be a couple. LOL to kit "sleeping" on tina's cheek. haha...all i got to say is that this promo poster is pretty unimpressive...they could have did better...and the position of "going down in history" is bad...and the crappy gaussian/motion blur they put on it...bad. yup...not a fan of the poster. but i can't wait for this season.

     

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    Chiara_S's picture

    yeah...

    Shenny '09!!! now thats something I wanna see next season!!! They're perfect for eachother so... IC...U better make that happen

    the fallen's picture

    I'll cast my vote with you

    on this. Shenny is fine by me.  I think it was hinted at last season a lot, and knowing the complete lack of subtlety or guile on  the show I think I will consider that a "hint"
    katy s's picture

    See, I don't know--Jenny

    See, I don't know--Jenny and Shane are both misfits in their own ways, and it seems kind of natural that the two ungrounded characters find some sort of steadiness together that they couldn't have seperately.  It could be also that I find both actors hot, so hot + hot = even better :).

    Luckyducksters's picture

    haha

    Quite honestly, I'm excited. I do understand the reason for concern though. Lesbians on tv...are over sexualized....I think The L Word does a lot better job than that skank Tila does though.

     

    Yay for season 6!

    paige 's picture

    hahahah!

    stuntdouble you are so right about kit! I didnt realize it at first but when i looked back...huh? a little out of place.
    colorblindx's picture

    ermm.

    ermm....Why is Shane doing that?

     

    Alice and Tasha look hot though.

    GreyDay's picture

    Rose & Alice do look the best.

    It's not too over the top and sexier.  The Shane/jenny thing?  Pushes the limit.
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    GreyDay's picture

    Rose & Alice do look the best.

    It's not too over the top and sexier.  The Shane/jenny thing?  Pushes the limit.
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    brightClik5's picture

    icky

    the idea of Shane and Jenny is just icky to me.

    elle1630's picture

    I think kit a sleepy next

    I think kit a sleepy next season.

    Ewwwww if anything happens between shane and jenny, i'll eat my own arm. Cause its icky!!

    Rae's picture

    I suggest picking the one

    I suggest picking the one you don't normally use because it just feels like something IC would do.
    ice cream's picture

    Shenny! Finally!

    I don't understand all these people who don't want Shane and Jenny to date...I've been a shenny shipper since season 3.
    Harpy's picture

    Shane and Jenny

    I've also thought Jenny and Shane would be a good couple for awhile... But after what happened at the end of this last season -- I dunno.  I'd still be up for it if it's written well -- But 'written well' and 'The L Word' is a contradiction in terms. 

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    marilyne's picture

    my eyes!!! my eyes!!!!

    Shane and Jenny? Really? Now that's just wrong.....

     

    Jenna's picture

    not lovin it

    To me, it is looking like a bad orgy. 

    Shanes tongue on Jenny reminds me of A Christmas Story when the kid gets his tongue stuck to the frozen pole. 

    Sarah's picture

    Haha! It so does!

    And the entire thing looks like the lezzie-fied version of that one Beatles' album cover. Please say there will be no Jenny-Shane pairing in season six. That's just gross.
    ice cream's picture

    Kit

    Kit looks like you could take her face and put it on a poster for fabric softener.
    Jesso's picture

    hahahaha!

    hahahaha!

    Tash :)'s picture

    Ahaha!

    Noice.
    Candycaneflo's picture

    Really?!

    I was excited about everthing on the poster, up until the point where Shane's tongue is licking up Jenny's neck. Come on now Showtime! REALLY?!

    zaine's picture

    first

    of what is kit doing?

    2. bette is doing that weird thing again , you know the  head thing =/

    3 erk shane and jenny is a no no,

     helena looks hot, and tasha and alice are damn hot too =)..

    coolfyah's picture

    well

    All I can say is that Tasha looks like a milk-chocolate dream come true. I'm ignoring everyone else.
    Hannah's picture

    Great Idea!

    that's what I do with the L Word in general. I ignore the stuff that bores me/annoys me/weirds me out and just focus on the women I think are hot.
    ice cream's picture

    ...

    Why are these promos getting so cheesy ?? next they'll be having an orgy on giant pizza...

    I think they wanted to have Shenny all along, maybe to make Jenny even weirder

    Maybe Kit is in a coma after meeting Ivan again

     

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    Shannon's picture

    I totally Second that

    I've been expecting Shenny to raise it's evil head for a long, long, long time.  It's not that I approve, it's just something that has been subtle in the writing all along.  Primarily, at the end of the (second?) season, when Shane plays white knight and carries Jenny to (god knows where) when she finds her cutting herself.  Frankly, I had to stop watching after season 1/beginning of season 2 when the Marina storyline ended so pathetically.  It was then I realized the script writing was convenience only and simply grabbing at straws. 
    wherestheredbull's picture

    lol i love it.. but i love

    lol i love it.. but i love shenny too even though I myself don't understand why I do. But it's not like they don't have sex on the show.  I don't see a problem with some almost-kissing on a poster.

     

    Erica's picture

    ummm

    I don't know what to think about the Shane and Jenny thing.For some strange reason I can't take my eyes off of Alice ,Tasha ,and Helena. Maybe the sense of urgency is because there aren't any lesbian having sex on T.V period. All the lesbians I know have sex so there is no need to pretend like that weekend you spent at your mothers house with your girlfriend on the couch because you didn't want your folks to know you to get down in the freakest way possible.No this is good let them put it all out there .Why not go out with a bang.   

    limors's picture

    myb...

    It's not a whole season promo poster, it's for one episode? "Kit's sleepy time- a dream or a nightmare?"

    Since we didn't get a "what if" episode, they decided to go for it before it's to late!

     

     

    lame, I know. ooh well.

    Emuhlee's picture

    hahahaha i love how kit is

    hahahaha i love how kit is just having a nap amongst all the writhing females around her

    and nooo! i love the idea of shane and jenny!
    why not?
    they clearly just spent the whole 5 previous seasons in "friend mode"
    it seems like the obvious step forward
    especially after the end of season 5
    "you broke my heart" - said to SHANE. not nikki. :)

    cserri's picture

    "You broke my heart"

    Agreed. I think with that line, they pretty much set "Shenny" up for the next season.
    FreewheelNat's picture

    Icky

    Icky.

    But then again, most of their posters have been. It's TV, it's LA. 

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    yoohooana's picture

    Where's Max?

    Where's Max?
    Zillah's picture

    Totally...

    That's right, where IS Max?  I suspected they might be playing lip service to giving Max more screen time... :-(
    ebe312's picture

    he is not on bette's team.

    he is not on bette's team. jodie is deaf and max knows computers. i think that max is the one who helped jodie with that bette smearing multi-medium art piece. jodie is out as is max and tom.
    giapops's picture

    hmm hmm

    I'll tell you where "Max" is..walking around Union Square (NYC) holding hands with a girl that is NOT Bitch, during the last friday Prop 8 Protest :P :P
    chilaxing's picture

    THE L WORD PROMO POSTER

    I like the poster. Shane and Jenny hooking up/dating would be cool, but then there will be no room for Carmen returning (oh please lesbian TV Gods let Carmen get back with Shane).

     

    SoupWar's picture

    The answer is 3, I think

    Maybe Shane was just curious about how many licks it takes to get to the center of a CrazyPop.

     

     

    I actually like the pairing though. -ducks-

    xxPhoenixx's picture

    crazy pop...

    i giggled out loud at this, almost got caught by boss =P