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Jessica Simpson outs her dog and makes headlines

Step aside, Z and Vielpunkt.

You too, lesbian seagull from South Park.

There is a new out and proud critter in town.

This week, Jessica Simpson outed her maltipoo, Daisy, on Twitter.

After a quick scan of the accompanying photo, we have concluded that, yes, Daisy and Bella do appear to be an old grumpy lesbian couple.

Neither were reachable for comment, although Daisy's publicist, Bruiser from Legally Blonde (who is also out), indicated that Daisy hopes to be a positive role model for all pooches who are still afraid to "come out" from under the bed. Bruiser took aim at the Re-pug-lican party, who is seeking to re-criminalize same sex humping and butt-sniffing.

"It's not just indiscriminate leg humping, you know. Just look at Daisy and Bella. This is real love," Bruiser said. "Those Re-pugs need to get a life."

The last we heard, the maltipoo had rented a Radio Flyer — commonly known as a Poo-Haul in the small breed lesbian community — and moved all of her chewtoys into Bella's room, where they are living in domestic bliss.

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  • thelionqueen's picture

    this is too cute

    and this totally made my day even though my day was already made.
    RainbowSheep's picture

    Lesbian visibility is at an

    Lesbian visibility is at an all time low, across all media, if we have to resort to this! But it was kinda cute:)

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    oscartg's picture

    Aw

    I thought it was kinda cute but I love little doggies.
    tobs1234's picture

    Humping wienmaraner

    My female wienmaraner, Humps everthing in site, Male dogs, Female dogs... But I ain't twittering about it obivous bisexuality...

    .★.Matt The Rock$tar.★.'s picture

    SMH!

    I feel so ashamed to be apart of the human race right now...walks away slowly to get away from this nonesense! 

    Matt's world you just live in it!

    Wren's picture

    I only have one thing to say...

    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

    Grumpy old lesbian couple. Poo-Hauling. Haaaa!

    InesDesoto's picture

    ....

    ....idiot chills...

    VIRUS DETECTED

    Secondsex's picture

    If I was an animal...

    I'd be happier. I dare not say gayer. Maybe I'll be straight. But at least I wouldn't ask myself questions all the time.

    Oh, and I'd like to be a male animal... LOL

     

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    Psynomi's picture

    Haha

    Brilliant article. No other words for it.
    lscole2425's picture

    Really!

    Really!
    Whitney's picture

    Too funny.

     That was some clever writing! Jessica Simpson is such a dummy.

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    Shiranova's picture

    Made my day!

    LOL!!!
    Rosemary Rowe's picture

    Fantastic

    Totally spit my coffee out when I read that "the maltipoo had rented a Radio Flyer — commonly known as a Poo-Haul in the small breed lesbian community" - HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!! OF COURSE, there's a "small breed lesbian community" - brilliant.

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    akiraj's picture

    :)

    Aw this is so beyond cute!

     

     

     

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    BunnyBabe's picture

    Awww!

    Haha! This was too cute! Silly, but adorable.

    I have my own little doggie couple at home. They've been happily together for about two years. I even tried to let Princess have puppies but she wouldn't even let the male dog go near her. And yet she lets Audrey "have her fun" with her anytime she wants to.

    Kinda sucks, cause I wanted little maltese puppies. :( 

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    lucy's picture

    My dog is transgendered. She

    My dog is transgendered. She acts like a male dog. She even mounts our boy dog, cocks her leg to pee, and beats up our boy dog is he dares to try and pee on her previously marked areas.

    dollparts's picture

    aww thats so cute

    a radioflyer lol my dog is asexual lmao

     

     

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    Sherika's picture

    OMG

    I think my dog is bisexual. She loves this female dog down the road. She gets all excited when she sees her. But then again she likes boy dogs at thee dog park. See she is bisexual. Maybe pit bulls get what they can. ;)

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    brackishtea's picture

    OMG gay penguins! So cute!

    OMG gay penguins!

    So cute!

    demoiselle cyan's picture

    hmm

    My cat used to be bisexual... now he's back to just female kitties... :)

     

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    nosi87's picture

    lol

    so funny!!!

     

    dollparts's picture

    i just remembered

     we had a bi dog named bif and he would try try to fuck any dog that moved lol our neighbors dog was this struffy looking dog that we thought was a girl but he told us it was a boy one day we were outside and well lets just say the neighbors dog was the catcher lmao our dog was old too so he was like going after jail bait lmao

     

     

    "Hands upon my back again.
    Survival is my only friend.
    Terrified of what may come.
    Remember I will always love you,
    Even as I claw your fucking throat away.
    But it will end no other way"

    Paxie's picture

    lol awesome

    I think my lil doggie is lesbian too...just like their parents lol well their divorced parents haha. She humps another girl dog outta the room one day..so funny to watch.

    Love Jessica..still can't get over her chicken of the sea line lol 

    But gotta heart the gay penguin...penguins are awesome and gay is just super ...and together they make a super awesome creatures! :D 

    sunsetsandcarcrashes's picture

    Haha

    This is the only way Jessica Simpson can make the headlines these days, right? Loved the article ;)

    Silly Alex's picture

    lol

    Very creative and hilarious post! (and the pic with the two puppys, How CUTE is that?)

    Oh how I love afterellen...let me count the ways.

    ~I couldn't let boys have all the fun ;)