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Amy Sedaris returns to television this fall

Praise be to the comedy gods! In the only news that matters more than the outcome of this country’s presidential election, Amy Sedaris is heading back to television! It’s true: The 47-year-old actress and author (as well as little sis to writer David Sedaris) will star in Gym Teacher: The Movie, airing September 12 on Nickelodeon.

Most of us first noticed Sedaris for her portrayal of boozer, user and loser Jerri Blank on Comedy Central’s nutty series Strangers With Candy. In Gym Teacher, she reunites with former Strangers co-star Paul Dinello, who directed the project. (For those of you who didn’t obsessively watch Strangers, Dinello played Mr. Jellineck, an art teacher who has a gay affair with Mr. Noblet, a social studies teacher played by the one and only Stephen Colbert.)

Gym Teacher finds Sedaris back in high school, but this time she plays the school’s kooky Principal Hoffman who’s crushing hard on a hunky gym teacher played by Law & Order: SVU’s Christopher Meloni. I don’t know about you, but I’m dying to see Detective Elliot Stabler in some crazy comic hijinks with Sedaris.

The only thing that would make Gym Teacher a more fun affair for Strangers fans (aside from a role for Colbert) is a Jerri Blank cameo. In honor of the world’s most loveable 46-year-old high school student, let’s recall a few of Jerri’s craziest exploits:

— Jerri tries to be popular by hosting a drug party that ends in the death of a cheerleader (and her pet turtle).
— Jerri wants to be a cheerleader so bad, she attempts to learn how to read.
— Jerri drops out of school (again) to join a cult.
— Jerri tries to improve her track performance and gets addicted to steroids.
— Jerri learns the hard way that chlamydia is not a flower.

Do you have a favorite Jerri Blank moment? Are you a Sedaris fan? Are you happy to hear about Gym Teacher?

Reese DoWitt's picture

Thank you comedy gods indeed!

and thank you Gina for giving us the scoop on this!

Favorite Jerri Blank moment: when she becomes a born-again virgin and on the very very special episode of Strangers With Candy when Jerri can't go to Good Time Island. Its a  toss up.

PS: I really hoping Amy was playing the Gym Teacher and you know...might have been gay.....ah well.

cosmiccowgirl's picture

Jerri was gay

I thought the same thing when I saw the title.

I'm surprised the AfterEllen writers don't play up Jerri Blank's bisexuality more. She's such a good role model!!

Morgan's picture

hahah

"Pee on me." One of my favorite Jerri Blank quotes.

Amy Sedaris is sincerely my comedy hero. Just the funniest woman I can think of, I love her David Letterman interviews...

Tess's picture

Yay Amy!

I wish they would give Amy Sedaris her own show again.  It'd be hard to top Strangers but she is far too funny not to be seen weekly.

Favorite Jerri Blank moment (not already listed):  When she goes on a hunger strike for about an hour. 

Tasha's picture

fuck yeah

fuck yeah dude.

 

 

i love that woman.

 

so much shouting,

so much laughter

reddirtgirl's picture

I Love Me Some Amy Sedaris

She is my favorite Letterman guest.  He never seems to know what to do with her and just giggles throughout her interviews.  I can't pick A favorite Jerri Blank moment.  It would be like Sophie's Choice. 
carla's picture

yesss!

i don't think i've yet gotten over the loss of strangers with candy.  even if this show is on nickelodeon she'll be hysterical non the less.  she looks almost like a tracy ullman character in the promo pic.  and with christopher meloni in there too.  i can't help but laugh when i see him, all i can think about is his character from wet hot american summer.
Beemer's picture

SWC

Oh, Strangers With Candy. I remember watching it when I was in middle school and not fully understanding everything, but then rediscovering the show during my freshman year in college and just falling in love with it. My favorite episode would be either the one when Jerri became a pot head, or the one when she has to take care of a live baby for class. But my favorite quote would have to be when Jerri recites a poem in Noblet's class before he cuts her off:

Packing a Musket

When you work from your home
and johns call on the phone
you're a call girl.
When you walk til you limp
and give a cut to a pimp
you're a street whore.
When they're beggin' you "please"
to get down on your knees
near their groinage
Excusa me,
but you see,
don't you touch
where they pee
without coinage.
When I straddle and squat
to show you my twat...

Batman's picture

greatest poem ever...

 

I correct myself on my comment below...that was the greatest ep I saw... Thank You Beemer!!

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Batman's picture

SEDARIS!!!!!!

omfg yes...

did anyone see that pic of "strangers" and say the line " woo-pee on me!"

I really love the cult ep. or when jerry tries to find her true heritage at a Native American camp.

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DotDash's picture

I'VE GOT SOMETHIN TO SAY!

Oh man. So amazing. I love the "when you work from your home" one, too. And also, "you can't unfry things, Jerry." And "I can't give you that, it's too big!" (referring to a metal can that the baby wants... right before she cuts it in half and hands it over). I think my favorite Jerryism might just be the little hyperventilating and grabby hands she does when she's upset, occasionally followed by throwing a bowl of (3) candies in someone's face.

Am I the only one who can't imagine Amy Sedaris or Paul Dinello doing something they would allow children to see? I hope the fact this is on Nick doesn't mean it's going to be entirely parentally acceptable. SOMEONE should be offended.

Amy's picture

Love her!

I remember when she was on Letterman talking about her brother selling pot through the mail and being all messed on pain meds with her knee injury, then some girl came to her door and she fell over herself opening it for her. Hilarious bit.

THEY ALL WANT CAKE!

Sometimes I feel so retarded, ya know what i mean?

katemc39's picture

amongst friends here

I'm thrilled to see this post and even more ecstatic to post below true Amy Sedaris fans. Good job on those quotes everyone! One of my fave episodes is when Blank joins a cult...'come to the welcome table' and all that. I also love when Orlando says he wants to be an oncologist and Jerri's response is: 'cancer? that's hilarious!'. She's got a fab book out called "I Like You'. Lots of glam shots of her wearing panty-hose and sharing of recipes. Love her!
Morgan's picture

ahh man I want that book so

ahh man I want that book so bad. I read a little bit of it at Borders, but haven't bought it yet.. It was hilarious from what I read.