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Loken and Glau stop by the L.A. Comic and Sci-Fi Con

Have you ever had that dream where it’s the future but it’s not the future — like, everything kinda looks the same but somehow you know anyway that it’s the future — and you’re standing there enjoying a fruit smoothie and all of a sudden Kristanna Loken as a Terminator and Summer Glau as a Terminator both come around the corner and you’re all, like, “Oh no!” but it’s OK because they’re fighting each other? But you’re kinda freaked out anyway and you don’t want to get hurt, so you run into this muffler shop that’s nearby but when you get inside it turns into some kind of Ye Olde Inne and Saloon and Charles Barkley is there playing the piano? And you look outside and the Terminators have spotted you and they’ve decided they want to fight you and they start running towards the muffler shop/Ye Olde Inn and Saloon so you hide behind the counter, but there’s this midget there who’s dressed up like Where’s Waldo (except that he’s also wearing a vest) and he’s totally looking at you with eeeeevil intent and he’s holding a knife? So you decide that you’d rather take your chances with Kristanna Loken and Summer Glau (Terminators or not) than with a murderous midget dressed up like Where’s Waldo so you go back outside ... and when you get outside it’s snowing and the Terminators are making out and then a unicorn comes along and offers you some gum and then you wake up?

Well, if you’ve ever had that dream, then there’s a chance that your dream could come true this Sunday at the Los Angeles Comic Book and Science Fiction Convention! Yes, folks, on the 13th, Summer Glau and Kristanna Loken (along with Leelee Sobieski) will be making an appearance and signing autographs at the fabulous Shrine Auditorium Expo Center. If my dreams mean anything — and I think they do — then there’ll be Terminators fighting and making out everywhere.

What? It’s totally possible. This one time I had a dream about my car breaking down and then 8 months later it happened! That’s not just a coincidence.

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  • whitelabcoat's picture

    Oh, Yeah!

    I had that exact same dream one time.

    Except it was completely different ... something about Loken not being a Terminator and being my girlfriend instead and then Summer Glau and Lena Headey turned up and I think they were my girlfriends too. You know, just 'cause.

    Spooky or what?

    Anyway, sadly I'm far too far away to attend the Terminator Make Out Convention, but I'm sure your own dream will come true. I mean, if that car thing isn't evidence you're psychic, then my name isn't Girlfriend of Hot Terminator Franchise Chicks ...

     

     

    vanessav's picture

    ROFL... Yeah, sure, I have

    ROFL... Yeah, sure, I have that dream all the time. :P You're hilarious!

    Speaking of dreams with Kristanna, I once had one. I spent aaaall night dreaming that I was spending all night with Kristanna, yeah, having sex. It was only because of that dream, that left psychological marks in me, that I found the strength to watch numerous episodes of Painkiller Jane.

    2girlzr1's picture

    hey vanessa v.

    ...... i'm so jealous of your motoko kusanagi figurine, i wasn't aware she had any red batlle suits. GITS fan for life!!!  

    vanessav's picture

    major motoko kusanagi

    Hahaha, thanks LadyJ. That's not a battle suit though, i think it's her snorkeling gear. She does that for a hobby.

    Motoko fan for life, that's for sure... She's been a constant part of my fantasies since 1995 :P Too bad more people don't know her, she's an amazing character. And suposedly bisexual. :)

    finalgirl's picture

    Phew.

    I'm so glad you can both sympathize. I mean, that Where's Waldo dude was scary, wasn't he??

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    wwxd's picture

    What!!!

    Why can't I have dreams like that too! God how boring my life is.... how uneventful..

    http://www.youtube.com/sinfulhex

    2girlzr1's picture

    that red leather terminator suit!!!!

    can't get to the convention but i do wish Kristanna was my girl too, is it just me or is there something serious about her terminator character leveling blocks of buildings with crane trucks or taking a urinal to the head and just getting up and brushing off her red leather suit??? DAYUUUUM!!!!! (did her hair move an inch? i don't think so) 

     

    .....is that my fire alarm or my gaydar going off like that???? (either way its hot as hades in here.)


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