Styled Out: Lindsay Lohan, fashion victim?

Although I'm not one to easily believe everything they write in the papers, I also think that where there's smoke, there's fire. And the "it's all just a big misunderstanding" line of defense La Lindsay came up with? That one has to be right up there with "it must have been the second shooter on the grassy knoll" for sheer transparentness. 

Ah well.. even bad publicity is still publicity.  

i think lindsay needs some r & r

There probably is fire where there's this much smoke, but I hate that things keep working out for her like this. I mean she obviously has her own significant part to play in what happens to her, but I just wish she could catch a break. Or get her s*%! together. Or both.

I am really afraid to see what her mom comes up with. I have a feeling it's going to be cringe worthy.

My mother thinks you are a hot ass mess, but it is not your fault, my mother blames your mom.

I blame your mom, too.

I blame a lot of things on your mom, like global warming.

Then again I am a bit delusional.

Wow, that blue bandeau top with the heart shaped center is the stuff of nightmares. Well... at least my nightmares.

Side note: Will someone please let her know that the blonde hair Does. Not. Work. 

“I wasn’t aware of the nipple tassels on the girls until they were walking out,” she says, adding that “I am going back to Paris for the next collection….I am learning.” Still, the clock for her next collection is already ticking. “It’s already in January,” she says. “I thought it was in March.”

-lindsay lohan, creative consultant.

everything else, tho, i blame on her parents.

Rumors, lies and people taking advantage of her.

Oh and her show was not a complete failure like some publications would like you to believe. Also it's not as if Lindsay had 100% creative control. She didn't and yet she gets all the blame for the negative reviews? poor girl. 

"The entire collection was rushed and Estrella Archs didn't have time to really think out what she was going to do, much less find a way to collaborate smoothly with a celebrity. Rumors say the whole thing was thrown together in three weeks, which is one quarter of the time that the Project Runway finalists get before showing at Bryant Park.

Ungaro shouldn't have pushed to show in Paris for Spring 2010; the goal should have been to show a Fall 2010 collection. The mastermind of this entire venture, Ungaro's CEO Mounir Moufarrige, said afterwards that he was "happy" and that he has "a really positive impression." If buyers place orders, he'll be even happier. If they don't, well, look for more changes at Ungaro. When Estrella and Lindsay came out to take a bow, they didn't look happy at all, most likely because of the audience's tepid applause."

-I speak in random thoughts

...is everyone defending her?? oh yeah, right - because she's one of "us" now, right!!!

come on. she's a walking, talking mess... it doesn't get any better by her being with a woman.

and yes, the show (and the fashion) really was THAT bad! and "poor girl gets all the blame"?! well, that's what happens when you give your d-list face for a b-list designer. hope it came with a big check!

dude... that was PARIS fashion week... not some fashion-school-art-project... that's what happens here... for everyone. no excuse for lil'lindsay... no dyke-bonus... no hollywood-bonus... and for sure no excuse for heart-patterns!

What a bitchy article about a famous out lesbian!  Is Perez Hilton your source?! 

Emily, it sounds like you are getting your facts from misogynist males.  Reach for your dictionary, and look up the word, misogynist.  It means 'hatred of women.' I don't believe misogyny belongs on a lesbian site, n'es pas?

It sounds like you are having a great time putting down Lohan.  So, while you are at it, please look up the word, sadistic, as well.

hahahaha... sorry, really laughing hard right now.

misogynist...?! really?! REALLY?! hahaha... jesus... everyone relax! and maybe alittle should look it up again... think there must be a little misunderstanding. 

and "n'est pas"?! really?! REALLY?! hahaha... sorry... it's just funny. maybe lindsay also picked up some french in paris... haha... putting this at the end of your sentence is almost as fashionable as ungaro's last collection... hahaha.

i'm really sorry because i think you two are kinda serious with these posts... but from where i'm standing they're quite hilarious.

oh, and i almost forgot... right, there's no alternative between defending and stoning... my fault... hahaha.

Please refrain from criticizing Lilo any further.  If you continue to do so - even if it's "constructive criticism" - you will be will bombarded with even more fierce, brutal, nonsensical verbal retaliation from Lohan's Legion of Lesbians!  You have been warned.

Best regards,

Grand Wizard of The LLL

P.S.  Ms. Hartl, I always enjoy your blog even though you're a sadistic, misogynistic, bitchy person. ;-)  

Yes, Lindsay's personal life is a bit disastrous right now. Yes, we have no business into her personal life. Yes, she's technically an actor/singer but hasn't really been doing that recently. Yes, she's been known to bat for our team. And yes, technically she didn't have full creative control over the line.

She still signed her name to a line that sent some ridiculously fugly clothes down the runway that would be attributed to her. Tim Gunn would have been very worried about this - there's just no way to make it work.

IMHO, if you either consciously sign your name to something/send a creative work out into the open, you're open for criticism. The higher your profile, the bigger the criticism, and the more careful you have to be. Lindsay walked into this.

Making fun of creative work that happens to be done by a woman isn't misogyny. Female fashion designers who aren't all that good shouldn't be on some holy pedestal free from mockery.

And back on that Ellen interview... on April.. I thought that maybe she really was going to get her shit, I mean, her life together... She should get some rest from the freaking tabloid/train wreck lens... and then go back to acting... Also she should lay off the bleach.. that blonde mane does not suit her at all... the red hair suited her the best. BTW, Samantha was on PR last week... I thought maybe they would come together... haha...

"It is easier to disintegrate an atom than human stupidity"-A. Einstein