Welcome back, Janeane Garofalo
Hey, Janeane Garofalo. Girl, where have you been? I’ve missed you. It’s so great to see you again. Plus, damn, you look fantastic. Look at your cute little wave. Look at your adorable glasses. Look at your killer tattoos. Seriously, damn.

Last Friday, the 42-year-old actress, comic and political activist attended the premiere of the Disney Pixar animated feature Ratatouille. Janeane voices the part of French chef Colette in this culinary comedy about a rat (voiced by Patton Oswalt) who dreams of Cyrano de Berger–cooking his way to the top of the Parisian food world with the help of a young bus boy. Rodent issues aside, the movie looks cute and comes from Brad Bird, the Oscar-winning writer-director of both The Incredibles and The Iron Giant.

I couldn’t be happier to see Janeane working and looking so great. She has always been one of my favorite comics. Her acerbic wit warms the cockles of my ink-black heart. Plus, she was the best “My Sharona” dancer ever in Reality Bites (not to mention her friend’s coming out speech practice partner — to this day, when I’m joking around I call PFLAG “Pah-flag.”)
Her early film career suffered from Hollywood’s lack of imagination when it comes to dealing with funny women. She got stuck in toothless romantic comedies like The Truth About Cats & Dogs and The MatchMaker or cult indie projects like Wet Hot American Summer and 200 Cigarettes. Speaking of the latter, who couldn’t relate to Janeane’s in-transit, post-breakup cab rant? Say it with me: “These matches are disappointing me!” (Yes, that was a pre-Chappelle Show Dave Chappelle as the disco cabbie.)
What I admire about Janeane is not only her humor (or her penchant for slacker casual), but also her willingness to put herself out there politically. She has been an ardent liberal advocate, speaking out against the Iraq War since before it started, supporting the Democratic candidate in the last two presidential elections and co-hosting the Air America talk show “The Majority Report.” Of course, those very same outspoken views made her a favorite target of the right wing. Heaven forbid a famous liberal woman be allowed to express her views.

For a while she was Fox News' favorite kicking bag (a role now reserved for Rosie O’Donnell), but Janeane has no problem wearing her bleeding heart on her sleeve today. Well, actually, on her skin. Check out her left-leaning tats. Instead of a heart with “Mom,” hers says “Liberal.” And instead of a pinup gal, she has Rosie the Riveter.

In a recent interview with Dark Horizons, Janeane said she has quit drinking, which might be the reason for her fantastic-at-40-something-ness of late. She also said, sadly, that she won’t be as active in the next election. But I understand her reasoning.
"No I don't think it's helpful. I worked very hard on the Dean campaign and it became an object of derision, myself and some of the other people who happened to be in entertainment — we're tax paying citizens first and foremost. ... And in any town we would do our little tours across the country, the critics couldn't resist bashing myself and the other actors who happened to be there working on the campaign. And they lose focus from what is important and it just doesn't help because there's too many hacks writing about it that love to waste our time mocking people in the entertainment industry. You know what I mean? And it takes away space from important stuff about the candidate."

She and Rosie would have a lot to talk about. Speaking of which, that seat on The View is still empty. Hey, Janeane, how do you feel about getting up early in the morning?
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ooh yeah!
dang.
me too
no you're not alone i really liked them both as well then again if janeane is there then so am i.
"But I dream of flight, not to be as the angels are, but to rise above te smallness of it all. The smallness that I am. Against the daily death the iconography of wings."
add me
See, the Janeane Garofalo
See, the Janeane Garofalo adoration, like the Tina Fey adoration, is one of those things that convinces me I must be missing some vital lesbian gene. I mean I think she's vaguely likeable, and good for her for being a liberal, but... glasses and tattoos do nothing for me. And neither does she, honestly. But I do realise I'm very much in the minority here.
Anyway, her remarks about staying out of the campaign this time round kind of echo some things that George Clooney has been saying... I think it's really sad that Hollywood-hating Republicans have got such traction at this point, that people in entertainment don't even feel able to express their political views and their support, for fear of damaging the candidate. It's always seemed to me that right-wing derision of Hollywood is probably secretly based partly on envy, at people who seem to be having more fun and glamorous lives than they do.
She wanted her life back.....
I gather from your comments that you weren't a Majority Report junkie like me.
Going all the way back to 2004 Janeane and Sam Seder set out to make a difference in the election. Air America Radio was a fresh concept and had a lot to say. They had great talent and a fantastic line up of shows. Lefties finally had a voice!
In fact, AAR was about all I listened to for the almost 2 years the original Majority Report was on the air. Janeane was funny as hell - and it was even funnier when she would use Sam as her verbal punching bag, but after a while Janeane began to change. She was no longer able to comeback with a witty cutting remark after the umpteenth time of being publicly humiliated. Her sense of irony began to fade because she just didn't have it in her to be the whipping girl for the left for a long period of time.
She said on the air before she left that she was not giving up or giving in - but she just needed to be able to separate herself from her work. She was watching hours and hours of (gag!) Fox News and Dipshit O'reilley and forcing herself to listen to the pathetic rantings of a drugaddled, swollen, sociopathic Rush Limbaugh just so that she could attempt to un-spin their lies and venom and give AAR listeners the real dish on what was going on.
Oh, I forgot to mention that she was doing all of this for FREE. You heard that right, Ms. Janeane never collected a cent from Air America. She was not on contract nor did she owe the suits (who royally screwed things up) a thing. Essentially she gave up her life for the cause - and it consumed her. She never got a thing for it other than the satisfation of knowing that she was helping to facilitate change. That is why she will always be my hero.
I thoroghly enjoyed the short time I got to spend with her (week nights at 10) and will always appreciate everything I learned from her - most importantly she made it ok for me to know that Liberal is not a bad word. It is a badge of honor to be worn proudly - note the awesome tattoo!
Anyway, sorry for the rant, but I just wanted everyone to know that Janeane didn't give up and disappear because the psychos from the far right wore her down or insulted her one too many times - she just wanted her life back. Now she's able to be an activist at her leisure and help out with campaigns and the like from behind the scenes - and if I only get to see her out and about once every few years I willl still rest easy knowing that she's not lost her fire.
well
this blog was different. lousy, but different! dooh ho ho ho ho!
sorry that wasn't me. damn you statler and waldorf!
:D
Janet: Everybody's talking about it.
Amy: About what?
Janet: How you met Lucy and lived to tell about it. They're calling you a hero, when really you're a slut.
Amy: You shut up
Janet: A gay slut.
I sure miss Janeane's rants
about emotionally immature (etc.) conservatives. I was really bummed when she clocked out for good. She was never going to be everyone's cup of tea, but I totally got it when she started putting 'em on the couch. She would make a great late night deejay, mixing music and politics.
hawt
she was one of my very first girl-crushes.
*sigh*
and still is :)
...
even if i couldn't force myself to watch Mystery Men in its entirety
same here!
god
Me too.
<3
Janet: Everybody's talking about it.
Amy: About what?
Janet: How you met Lucy and lived to tell about it. They're calling you a hero, when really you're a slut.
Amy: You shut up
Janet: A gay slut.
I heart Janeane
Good Lord, she looks
Good Lord, she looks fantastic.
I am in love all over again.
"There is no formula. You learn to love by loving. "
Aldous Huxley
wet hot american summer=best movie ever
i hope you're not hating on wet hot american summer!
there are too many great things about that movie to even try to say which was the best part: amy poehler playing recorder at a gay wedding presided over by janeane? the trip into town? the cook? the montage making fun of 80s movies?
Right on!
Right on about Wet Hot! It's only one of the greatest movies ever! I really hope that wasn't a dis. If you haven't seen it yet, rent it immediately. It's hysterical from start to finish, and totally gay friendly.
I saw Janeane doing stand-up about a week ago and she was hilarious and awesome and wearing a Bikini Kill shirt. She's great.
I'm So
In love with that woman. One of my girlfriends looked like her. *sighs*
And maybe I'm obsessed, but I can say anything she's ever been in, I've loved. Not a single bad thing to say about her.
I notice, however, that her tattoo has that woman, and Valerie... I didn't think the woman's name was Valerie. I know, I'm reading way too much between the lines. But tell me she's straight and I'll hit you with a nerf ball. Seriously, how often do I say that I wish a possibly straight woman was a lesbian? Lemme have one!
Understand, we'll go hand-in-hand, but we'll walk alone in fear...
Valor
I notice, however, that her tattoo has that woman, and Valerie...
I wish it were true because I love, love, looovee her. Valor is what's tattooed on her arm.
...Is she wearing a rainbow
...Is she wearing a rainbow bead necklace?
valor
janeane is one of the few artists that i admire, much for the same reasons dorothy mentioned. as if there weren't enough reasons to fall for janeane, her tattoo "valor" in spanish means courage or audacity.
she's got valor alright!
Janeane in "Romy and Michelle"
No one's mentioned Janeane's brilliant role in Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion! Okay, so that movie isn't for everyone, but Janeane was hilarious in it - hilariously bitter. We still quote some of her lines from the movie around our house, especially "pick up the pace!" :)
And then there's her starring role in The Matchmaker...yes, I even like that movie because she's in it. And I'm not ashamed.
Romy and Michelle
She was one of the reasons I
Janeane
Weirdness
In any case, conclusively, she's fantastic. Yes.
They're screening "Anal Pandemonium" at the Velvet Illusions adult theatre.
You know where to find me.
Whoa!
I don't know
doesn't she seem too thin? no?
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"One does not see anything until one sees its beauty" - Oscar Wilde
amazing
negative much?
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"One does not see anything until one sees its beauty" - Oscar Wilde