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Lindsay Lohan is looking for love, laughs with mock eHarmony ad

They say looking good is the best revenge. I'd like to amend that to say being hilarious while looking good is the best revenge. Newly single and re-redheaded Lindsay Lohan made light of her recent split from celebrity DJ Samantha Ronson with a parody eHarmony commercial for funnyordie.com.

Instead of hiding from the rumors or slinking away brokenhearted, La Lohan is using laughter as her breakup medicine. And after watching her fake eHarmony video, I would say this course of treatment is just what the doctor ordered.

Cute, self-deprecating and — best of all — funny, her mock personal ad is a refreshing reminder that there's still a talented person behind all those screaming headlines. Lindsay pokes fun at her hard-partying past, brushes with the law, supposed money problems and recent breakup woes.

And while talking about what she wants, she says: “I am looking for a mate who likes a night out on the town — as long as he or she is driving, of course.” Ah-ha! He or she — that means no automatic ticket back to boystown. Sorry, Eminem, you'll have to get in line like the rest of us.

So, what do you think of Lindsay's faux eHarmony profile? And, seriously, are you as thrilled as I am that she is a redhead again? Discuss.

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Irish88's picture

Loved it!

I actually thought this was really funny! It takes maturity and a good sense of humour to poke fun at yourself and it is certainly more commendable than sitting around feeling sorry for yourself! I just hope she can get herself on a better path and sort out her life! She's a very talented actress and actually a good singer too when she's given the chance! Good on you Lindsay! And yes, I'd totally date her! :)
monica_ca's picture

LMAO...

Wow...that was absolutely HILARIOUS!!  I really think that Lohan is a very talented actress, but that was WAAAYYY better than I thought it was going to be!

And yes, I do prefer her as a redhead as well :) 

Chantal's picture

The best way

I believe this was the best way to respond to everything that has been going on.

And she's much more yummy as a redhead. Yes. I said Yummy. 

 

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wolfie259's picture

More like delicious as a

More like delicious as a redhead.  Now if only she regained her gorgeous curves....
Alina's picture

I second that!

this skeleton look isn't very becoming. Almost back to us, dear...taking a step in the right direction with this faux ad.
l@ur@ d.d.'s picture

hilarious!!!!!

jajaja i love that bitch:P....she is AMAZING...and this was so0o0o0o0 GOOD

hope she finds a new hot girl.....samantha is so over now....jajaja G00O0OO0O Lindsay!!!!!!!!

ms.dawson's picture

LiLo

I think everything Lindsay said hit the nail right on the head.  Very funny.  And of course she is beautiful, as a redhead, a brunette or a blonde.  I hope the best for her, I think it is about time good things come her way.

sgtmian's picture

BWAH!

HAHAHA! that's really all i have to say about that. go lindsay. 
Sash's picture

I like her even more

now. And I've always loved the whole red head and freckle thing. She looks amazing and at least she's not down like the tabloids say.
JokerAndTheThief's picture

Awesome

Just awesome. A great way to poke fun at how we perceive her through the media and how they portray her. She's not one-dimensional ;) It's so easy to assume the worst about a person because of what we read (I know I am guilty of it), but this is just reminder that everything is not what it seems!

And am loving the red hair ;)

Cullen's picture

Lol!

That was awesome!  :-) Good to see her taking a creative/not too serious approach to this.  It gets better!  Thanks to her for entertaining us along the way and stuff.
867-5309's picture

Yay!

Go Lindsey!
Zi's picture

This moment i realized that

This moment i realized that i like lindsay and that i've always had. But i'm not sure it was the video or her hair.. probably her hair!!!! XD

Emily's picture

what!??!

hahahaha hilarious!!! 
LieutKusa's picture

Awwwww well done Lohan!

Awwwww well done Lohan! ^-^  I'm glad when celebs brush off the stupid tabloid nonsense.
clairey's picture

What do I do for a living..

"Well, I'm an acterss, singer, enterpreneur, and I single-handedly kept all the gossip columns in buisness!"

Loved it! She might be crazy, whatever, the gossip columns can poke fun at her all they want but I think she does an even better job poking fun of herself. And the hair...go Lindsay! 

Gaya's picture

yay for her being a redhead again!!!!

that was very funny and cute! good for her for taking a laugh at herself! and i'm happy she's back to her old-freaky-friday look - she's so cute as a redhead! she was incredibly cute, especially at the end, when she's laughing! i liked it a lot and i hope the best for her! very cute video and yay for her being a redhead again!
shoveya's picture

Had to play that twice.

Had to play that twice. She's that attractive and really sexy. I like that she doesn't take herself too seriously. Really hope that she's got some stellar works in the making coz there's no denying that she is talented. 

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montreal's picture

nicely done

There was a moment last year when her and Samantha were walking down the street surrounded by paparazzi.  One of them asked Samantha whether she had recently proposed marriage.  With flawless timing, Lindsay let a beat go by and then asked Samantha “Did you jump up and down on Oprah’s couch too?”

Like a good comic sidekick Samantha sheepishly said “Yeah.”

Say what you will about her, and god knows everyone has, the girl has a wicked sense of humor. 

phappy's picture

funny ! she's playing it

funny !

she's playing it clever. and good for her.

i like her voice. it's a pity i can't drive ;-)

Aingeal's picture

she's just being human

no matter how we see it, she's still human. maybe there are times she can't handle problems that she breaks down. she's bound to make mistakes too. they focus too much on her because she's a celebrity. if you think about it. some people experience a few or most of the things she has gone through. right? at least she gets a laugh with this ad. it's brilliant actually.liked the ad. =) i still wish her well.

Kait's picture

ick

i was never a huge fan, never thought she was really attractive to begin with...but she looks WAAYYYYY worse now...gag!!!!!!!!!! Kait
Emily's picture

truth

she does not look good at all! but still you can't deny how funny it is that she is totally ripping on herself hahaha :P
Kait's picture

yeah

i guess you can't hate on somebody who is can and is willing to laugh at themselves a bit!  good for her....but she still looks freaking NASTY     gag!!!!!!!!!   lol

Kait

alex's picture

oh lilo!

hilarious. glad she did this, esp with all the recent chatter surrounding her messy breakup. it's a great little f-you to all the tabloids and gossip rags she keeps in business, and it's nice to see that she hasnt lost her sense of humor (or impeccable delivery-  someone give this girl a job!) through it all. despite everything, im still rooting for her. she does look a little tired, though - get some rest, lilo! (in fact, i have a big bed, if you're so inclined...).

this made my week, and props to lohan for making light of almost every [true and false] claim about her. oh, and for saying "he or she". also, do this video and the recent ellen skit indicate a new, much more inclusive eharmony? after all, every little bit counts...

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Nona J.'s picture

Hilarious...

I thought the ad was HILARIOUS. I wish her only the best.

" True enjoyment comes from activity of the mind and exercise of the body; the two are ever united" ~ Wilhelm von Humbolt

colorblindx's picture

lol

That was funneh. Lindsay is cute and the media needs to give her a break.
sannedewit87's picture

Best move

That is seriously THE best move she could have made right now!!!!!! Really funny
Lauz's picture

Oh and lindsey, you can

Oh and lindsey, you can contact me on 555-7341 lol xx

(p.s thats not my number if it is your number i'm sorry it was a fluke not a personal malicious attack on anyone, though Lindsey if you like that sort of thing, it so was)

Mwahxxx

keepsake's picture

OMG the red hair is back!!

this girl is the reason i have a thing for redheads!

the ad was so cute and shows everyone just how mature she really is

Candycaneflo's picture

It's a good change for her

it's the first time in a long time she made me laugh, so good for her. I hope she gets better.
peewee's picture

Haha

That was bomb!
VeeMachi's picture

i don't really call it

i don't really call it "breakup medicine". she could have been in one of those relationships where when when it's over you feel like you've won the lottery.
Amy's picture

So funny!

I loved it! 

She really is great, and looking gorgeous too - i love her hair :) yay for us redheads!

 

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hammy_mac's picture

I like it! Thumbs up

Just get a little more weight on her and she is on the road to better things. Glad to see her make a joke, best way to brush off the rumours and keep strong. Good on you gal, love the hair too...Fingers crossed for some good films, especially if it contains humour!
megsaintg's picture

Go Lindsay

I think she is super hott and young and learning about what is good for her and I am mad impressed with her being able to make light of this situation that everyone is talking about. I hope her next girlfriend is sweet and funny and cooks her amazing food... wow sounds like ME!! HA  

Uhh does E harmoney even let gay people on their site?? Did she pick them to be funny because they don't?

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annie's picture

Comic Relief!

I think this may save Lindsay's career!

Kudos Linds!!

I am sure she is still having a hard time underneath it all but I this gives me hope that she is in enough tune with her strength that she can make it through this break up as a whole person.

And in response to the breakup articles about Linds on afterellen, I think most breakups between two women are harder then a male female relationship. The level of intimacy that two women commonly achieve is very high. THere is a mirroring and intense level of connection that is common in female same sex relationships. This level of intimacy is much rarer in het. relationships. Linds and Sam had a real connection. Sam was most likely the first person to really see Linds. inside for who she is. She truly loved Linds. in a way no other has and so no wonder Linds was heartbroken.

Sam, by thirty should have known it is almost impossible to not break someones heart. She told Linds she never would. And at 22 of course Linds beleived her. Next time Linds hears that she will probly say, "don't ever say that, cause you never know." 

Anyways, thank god for this video! it rocks!! and how great Lindsay is still unabashedly out, she is committed to being herself but not letting her sexuality totally define her. It just is and she lets it be. 

NewAgeHippie's picture

I like her with her red hair better.

This was really funny. I kind of liked Samatha Ronson, but I think we may get Lindsay back. I'm excited.
Késsia L. Garcia's picture

Kudos for Lindsay!!!

 Awesome, I think Lindsay is tottaly right, stop drama, make funny!!!

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Lindsay 's picture

Did anyone else catch

that the e-harmony song "This Will Be [an everlasting love]" was totally in the credits for The Parent Trap?

I watched that movie about 8 million times when I was younger :]

Anonymous's picture

I didn't know that, neat

I didn't know that, neat haha :D makes it more amusing
Carolyn's picture

I definitely caught that!

I was just about to say something about it, too.  Glad to know I'm not the only one =]
GATA's picture

hot!

as georges as always!!!!lindsay is great!!
Anonymous's picture

LOL best thing I've seen

LOL best thing I've seen this week! That was a complete slap in the face to all those dumbasses who make horrible assumptions of someone they've never even talked to.
Nikki's picture

i loved it! ive always

i loved it!

ive always loved lindsey and i would love to see her get bac on her feet. and i hope she dates another girl, thats not sam...i dont think they are good for each other.

Tenderheart's picture

Lol Lindsay you never seize

Lol Lindsay you never seize to impress.... lets say a good semi-comeback???
Keeva99's picture

LOL Lindsay

Ok, so not generally a fan of Ms Lohan...but that was pretty damn funny...LOL...gotta love a woman who can take the piss out of herself...and do it with style :D

                                 

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FantasticVoyage's picture

Back for Good?

Yay! Red hair!

OK, I'll try to stop drooling now and just lemme say: I hope this is a beginning of something really good - like maybe she could start acting in good movies again...? She's a good actress, I hope she'll have a chance to prove it again - in something bigger than this vid (which is REALLY FUNNY, btw).

She looks great here...the only thing that's missing is a bit more meat on her skinny frame. But the red hair...LONG LIVE THE RED HAIR! :o) 

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maclay's picture

Kudos to LiLo

I love a girl with a sense of humour. And that goes double for one who can laugh at herself. That being said, the red hair/ freckles combo don't hurt none either...
Cristina in NYC's picture

me likey

Loved it! I think this is the best thing shes done in awhile. Underneath all the drama and gossip there is still a girl that can act. Go Lindsay!
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