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Choicest Bits: Teen Choice Awards pictures

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Dorothy Snarker

Last night’s Teen Choice Awards could have been called the More Evidence That High School Musical Is Taking Over the Universe Awards. But I guess that would be too long to fit on the trophies. While South of Nowhere lost the Choice Breakout TV show award to Heroes, fellow AfterEllen.com reader favorite Degrassi won the Choice Summer TV award. See the complete list of winners here. In the interest of full disclosure, I’ll admit that I did not watch the show. I’m so far out of the teen demographic that to tune in would have been mildly creepy. However, I have no problem scanning the pictures afterward. Voyeurism, journalism — it’s a thin line. And with that, I give you my completely unprofessional, randomly snarky thoughts on the stars of the Teen Choice Awards.

Hilary Duff and Eve: Is this too much back and front for these ladies to be showing at a show for teenagers, or am I just a being a prude?

Ashley Jensen and America Ferrera: These two are causing me to have some decidedly R-rated thoughts during an entirely PG-rated show.

Zac Efron: He’s not a girl, not yet a woman. What? He’s pretty, that’s all.

Aimee Teegarden, Avril Lavigne and Monique Coleman: The Goldilocks scale of appropriate levels of red-carpet excitement: too much, too little, just right.

Emmy Rossum, Vanessa Anne Hudgens, Megan Fox and Miley Cyrus: And the award for Less Original Than You Thought You Were goes to ...

Kelly Clarkson and Ryan Seacrest: And the award for Freakiest Red Carpet Couple goes to ...

Emily Deschanel: Oh, thank God, a grown-up.

John Travolta manhandling Nikki Blonsky: Oh, dear God, a creepy grown-up.

Jessica Alba and, shudder, Dane Cook: For best viewing results: Raise your right hand, put it over the corresponding side of your computer screen and, ahhh, much better.

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    • Submitted by
    Dorothy Snarker
    on August 27, 2007 - 10:28am.
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    alex_m's picture

    haha

    Submitted by
    alex_m (16 posts)
    on August 27, 2007 - 10:54am.
    I cant stop laughing at your comments. Especially the last one :) well done!
    rowan1879's picture

    You kill me...

    Submitted by
    rowan1879 (26 posts)
    on August 27, 2007 - 11:02am.

    with laughter. Keep the snark coming.

     

    "Emily Deschanel: Oh, thank God, a grown-up."

     

    Amen. Do I need to say how much I love Emily Deschanel?

    Nea's picture

    *dies laughing*

    Submitted by
    Nea (198 posts)
    on August 27, 2007 - 11:28am.

    Emily Deschanel: Oh, thank God, a grown-up.

     

     

    You said it!!

    bluebl00d's picture

    roflmao

    Submitted by
    Vee (215 posts)
    on August 27, 2007 - 11:43am.

    So fucking funny ;)

     

    You're staying true to your name. I love that lmao

    theDgrl's picture

    Zac Effron Reminds Me of Max from L Word

    Submitted by
    theDgrl (not verified)
    on August 27, 2007 - 11:49am.

    Am I the only who see's it? o.O

    Btw love your comments funny as hell.. thanks for the blog :]

    I need you like a heart needs a beat, It's nothing new.

     

    spotticus's picture

    no, you are not the only one

    Submitted by
    spotticus (483 posts)
    on August 27, 2007 - 8:49pm.
    my thoughts exactly. 
    SweetMyst's picture

    more water cooler talk

    Submitted by
    SweetMyst (not verified)
    on August 27, 2007 - 11:54am.

    "And the award for Less Original Than You Thought You Were goes to ..." - holy christ on a bike that was funny - you officially made my day just a little bit brighter, and snarkier, thanks.

    ~ Imagination is the eye of the soul ~

    heron's picture

    I'm sure this is just because I'm a very sick person...

    Submitted by
    heron (12 posts)
    on August 27, 2007 - 12:37pm.

    But we're entitling a blog about teenagers "choicest bits"?

    (Retreating back into therapy...) 

    Hollywood Marie's picture

    I definitely see it, too, dgrl

    Submitted by
    Hollywood Marie (68 posts)
    on August 27, 2007 - 12:44pm.
    I actually thought it was Daniela Sea the first time I saw him.  I'm glad it's not just L Word withdrawl.
    theDgrl's picture

    <3

    Submitted by
    theDgrl (not verified)
    on August 27, 2007 - 12:51pm.

    phew, I am not the only :]

    I need you like a heart needs a beat, It's nothing new.

     

    JuliaG's picture

    Yes!

    Submitted by
    Julia G. (148 posts)
    on August 27, 2007 - 5:23pm.

    Oh my god, I always thought that too! They look so much alike, it's a little creepy even...

    Glad to know I'm not the only one =)

    theDgrl's picture

    woohoo

    Submitted by
    theDgrl (not verified)
    on August 28, 2007 - 5:22am.

    Awesome more people see what I saw between those too.. awesome

     

    I need you like a heart needs a beat, It's nothing new.

     

    gooby's picture

    Why does Avril Lavigne

    Submitted by
    gooby (314 posts)
    on August 27, 2007 - 12:56pm.
    Why does Avril Lavigne always look so snooty. Megan Fox? I'll take that kiss, thank you :) Emily Deschanel? Mmmmm. Kelly Clarkson and Ryan Seacrest ... WTF? ... Faghag, that's the only explanation ;)
    little_girl86's picture

    Ashley Jensen

    Submitted by
    little_girl86 (34 posts)
    on August 27, 2007 - 3:27pm.

    Wow I love Ashley Jensen !

    Am i the only one who think that Miley Cyrus  was way too much exited! She was getting on my nerve...anyways...

    On arrête pas l’ progrès ça devient pathétique
    seule façon qu’ça s’explique :Dieu se pique - Vulgaires Machins

    kiss_hester's picture

    Ehm... yeah!!

    Submitted by
    Hes (258 posts)
    on August 27, 2007 - 4:19pm.

    "Ashley Jensen and America Ferrera: These two are causing me to have some decidedly R-rated thoughts during an entirely PG-rated show."

     Ehm... yeah... totally... me too!

    Don't have anything more intelligent to say... just that!

    Pyewacket's picture

    Disappointed.

    Submitted by
    Pyewacket (578 posts)
    on August 27, 2007 - 5:19pm.

    I was disappointed to see that SoN did not win the award (but I think the show's demographic goes beyond those who would consider voting for a teen award show) and in the "Choice" awards in general because you can basically figure out who is going to win just by the list of who showed up for the night.

    The 50 year reunion of "High School Musical" opening number was hilarious and you have gotta give props to some of those seniors who had some serious moves.  So tuning in for the beginning of the show was worth it.

    Dexconocida's picture

    Raise your right hand.....LOL

    Submitted by
    Dexconocida (24 posts)
    on August 27, 2007 - 7:52pm.
    That one was soo soo Funny LMAO....God my tommy hurts out of laughing.
    turkish's picture

    Vanessa Hudgens

    Submitted by
    turkish (84 posts)
    on August 27, 2007 - 10:05pm.
    Vanessa Hudgens was looking mad gorgeous last night at the TCA's. She's just going to get better looking with age.
    Ravennoux's picture

    Zac Efron.

    Submitted by
    Ravennoux (12 posts)
    on August 28, 2007 - 12:27am.

    I swear I thought Zac Efron was Daniela Sea!

    theDgrl's picture

    bwahaha

    Submitted by
    theDgrl (not verified)
    on August 28, 2007 - 5:23am.

    ;p I thoughtso too [see my first comment and the three others who thoughtso too!]

     

    x

    I need you like a heart needs a beat, It's nothing new.

     


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