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Spice Girls back with more seasoning

People of the world, get ready to spice up your life … again. Apparently, the world just wasn't savory enough. By now, every boy and every girl has probably already heard that the Spice Girls are reuniting for a world (well, eleven cities) tour. My response to the (pre-)Fab Five’s announcement is a resounding “zig-a-zig whaaa?”

Listen, I’m not going to get into an academic discourse about the musical merits of a group whose lyrics include such profound social statements as “slam your body down and wind it all around.” While I was never a fan (I’m averse to all groups who have their own dolls), I didn’t hate the group. They represented a superficial kind of “Girl Power” (gosh, remember when that was all the rage?) that, while simply a by-product of its marketing machine, still seems downright scholarly compared to the trash-talking, lady parts–flashing and rehab-entering that is so in vogue with today’s starlets.

Also, at least they all had easily identifiable personalities: Ginger, Scary, Sporty, Posh and Baby. (Though, side note, what’s up with calling the one person of color in the group “Scary”? Uh, not cool.) By contrast, try naming more than two of the Pussycat Dolls and telling me anything about their “personalities” other than a penchant for wearing as little clothing as possible.

My real beef with the Spice Girls reunion is how quickly we’re recycling our nostalgia. After a mere nine years, are we really going to get misty when we hear those first few notes and then an exuberant, “Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really want…”? I mean, sure, the camp value alone is almost enough to warrant a ticket. But, really, I think it’s the media that is the most happy to have the women (come on, they’re in their 30s and deserve an upgrade) back. The then and now retrospectives are enough to make graphics editors really really really wanna zigazig ha. Ten years later and I still have no idea what that really means.

elizawantsme's picture

Mel C looks...

DELICIOUS!

Yummeh.

I'm WAY happy they have got together for this. I can't wait to TRY and get tickets for London.

Woo!

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rovingeye's picture

but they're just copying someone else...

...I think, namely Take That, who have been fantastically successful since they reformed (minus Robbie that is). Everyone I know has been recycling their nostalgia of that era, but I don't know how much (if any) will be dusted off for the Spice Girls.
evilkinkysheep's picture

Take That <333

During "An Audience with Take That", Mel C was asked about if/when they would be getting back together. I thought it was only a joke question, as she smiled politely and whatnot. Meh.
No offence to Spice'ers but the boys could actually sing. Well, not all of them (cause they were lacking the confidence i believe as they can certainly carry a tune, but there was the "i'm the new improved George Michael" Gary Barlow so..) but from the Spice Girls, only Sporty could sing.

Anyway, she was always my favourite and the hottest of the bunch.
Or butch.



They're screening "Anal Pandemonium" at the Velvet Illusions adult theatre.

You know where to find me. 
ravennaromance's picture

oi

i don't think its fair to pass judgment on whether or not they can sing ... you like them or you don't, y'know?
SportyAllison's picture

Wow

I understand how 11 years ago was awful for anyone with half a brain when the Spice Girls rolled onto the music scene. I however, was only a preteen and fell madly in love. It was one of my first moments I realized I was gay. I am still excited about the idea of a tour, especially since I am old enough to go without my mother.

They were adorable then, and now that they are all a little more mellow, and have put a lot of the past behind them, especially by forgiving Geri Halliwell for walking out on them, they are still adorable. I, however, am still mad at Geri for walking out... but at least she came to her senses. This is like a feel good movie, and I am loving it. I am so sick of hearing about Lindsay smoking crack, etc.

I love the spice girls. Let's get back to when grabbing someone's butt was the taboo thing to do. Just hit mute if you dont want to hear them sing.

 

" But soft!  What light through yonder window breaks?  It is the East and Juliet is the sun!  Arise fair sun and kill the envious moon." -  Sometimes I feel like Romeo.

trihardist's picture

Yikes

Those boobies are scary.  Distractingly so.  ::Shiver::

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Trix's picture

Too right

Honestly, someone giving themselves boobs which are nearly as big as their head is just bizarre.
XTARAX's picture

pcd got nothing on the spice girls

omg i cant wait to see them, girl power! lmao im gonna have to get my union jack dress out. btw what the hells going on with posh's boobs?

 "I'll help you see the light out of your despair, you tie the rope i'll fucking kick the chair"

venus sans furs's picture

my private shame

not gonna lie, if i have the cash and they come to boston....i might go.
dypole's picture

Shame? More like guilty pleasure!

Please, I'm going to pay a crapload of money for front-row seats. I've been waiting for this reunion ever since Geri left the group.

"Out of the box is where I live." -Starbuck

browne's picture

It makes me so sad what's

It makes me so sad what's happened to Victoria. She was the prettiest - she was the one I had a crush on, at any rate - and now she's become this emaciated peroxide robot who never smiles. She used to be this rather serious-looking girl, dark-haired girl who would every so often break into a big goofy grin. I'm happy about the reunion, but as far as she's concerned, I'm just gonna pretend the last nine years never happened.
annabella's picture

how does she get thru airports...

those things look like weapons of mass destruction!

 While musical merits may be debateable you cant deny that the spice girls were more than just a band, they were one of the first to transition into a BRAND as well. Its nothing special now, when every second celeb has a clothing range, perfume, restaurant, and hotel in their name, but for their era the spice girls marketing was revolutionary. Their image could sell anything, from diaries to backpacks (have you ever seen a kid with a pussycat dolls diary?)

and who didnt have a soft spot for girlpower? I fully credit victoria beckham for my hasty transition from baby dyke in boys shorts to uber femme chic. I was nine and in love!! Marketing gimmick or not, the spice girls brand of girl power really did make me proud to be a girl, and helped me to realise that femininity isnt synonymous with weakness. I really think that my exposure to them at such a young age changed my persepective for years to come.... which is a little scary for nine year olds today considering the pussycat dolls!!!

'viva forever'  :-)

undrcovridgr's picture

Maybe ...

a couple of those girls will share a meal with Victoria/Posh.  David surely doesn't feed her.   

Lisa


annabella's picture

but what the hell happened

but what the hell happened to Mel B's hair???

bmocha81's picture

Spice Girls, Here I come!

I have waited so long for this. The spice girls are my one true love. No matter what i will always love them. I Saw them when i was younger but i never got to see all five. but now that they are back i can't wait. Even if i miss school in December, no matter what I AM GOING!. i will repeat the whole semester if i have to.
mikrusiec's picture

brightside

In a way, i'm glad they're back... only for a short time! Thinking on the positive side, this could be way worse... mel b' babies could be making a new 11-members-band!

 But Mel C does look good! She were my secret crush!

deathbyblonde's picture

God

I used to love them (I was 7, okay!).  But, like the previous poster, the pictures you put up just remind me of how cute Posh Spice used to be and how creepy she looks now.  She should be called Scary Spice.  Scary Spice and Sporty Spice are looking great, though.

jln62390's picture

i'll admit it

i was pretty much obsessed with them when i was little (i was 7 too) i even got the movie lol
Booger's picture

haha

That movie was freaking hilarious.  Didn't make too much sense... but it was freaking hilarious.

Janet: Everybody's talking about it.
Amy: About what?
Janet: How you met Lucy and lived to tell about it. They're calling you a hero, when really you're a slut.
Amy: You shut up
Janet: A gay slut.

Starshone's picture

I know for me and my

I know for me and my friends, eleven years really is enough to recycle nostalgia. But that might be because we were five when they first came out, and we are now sixteen :)
kef3832's picture

Say You'll Be There!

I have no problem whatsoever saying that at the age 12 (ideal preteen audience for their music) I was absolutely in love with the SPICE GIRLS!  There is a different SPICE for everyone's taste in this group.  For me, personally, I enjoyed Sporty Spice... I mean, the woman did backflips on stage - awesome!  It was more than their music though... I grew up in the era of boy bands and this was the first girl group that not only made it fun to sing along with (go ahead and lie to me by saying you don't know the words to at least one of their songs), but we girls finally had a group to call our own, and a group that was globally bigger than any other band out there!  When they left, my age group shifted to Britney Spears, and although I appreciate the attempt, she will never do for GIRL POWER what the SPICE GIRLS did.  They were talented, funny, beautiful, and British... talk about SPICE!

p.s. I totally used to think that Mel C. was gay (even back when I was 12) and that she was totally flirting with the other girls (particularly Geri and Victoria).  Watch their (horrible but funny) movie SPICE WORLD... gay! 
ravennaromance's picture

no way

i used to think mel c was hitting on emma... i secretly wanted them to make out ... ^_^
teclo's picture

zigazig-ah.

Apparently, it means "whatever you want it to mean," or "sex."
potdotscot213's picture

genius

I feel totally enlightened! :) possibly my favourite line.
potdotscot213's picture

Gonna be there!

I'm so gonna be there for the London concert. Not exactly my taste in music any longer  but i feel i owe them something. To me they are like my childood teddy, which although suffered a horrific accident *bites lip* involving an overheated bedside lamp, still vaguely (very vaguely) resembles its original form. much like the spice girls. i think i'm going for the memories.
but mel c does look hot. victoria scares me.
NorthernStar's picture

She IS gay

I think she even stopped denying...
Phantom's picture

o rly

well even if she did, a video like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISlAMQurClA
is sending me mixed messages. O___o

though I definitely WOULD like me summa dat chisholm candy... ;)
Jo16's picture

awsome

lol i totally had the spicegirls backpack, among other things lmao, like so many i was totally in love with the spice girls, mel c was my fave and still is, she was on loose women (like the view but english) the other day shes so cool.

its only thinkin about it now tht i realise my obsession with sporty was far more than admiration, the same goes for charmed, and many other programmes, im so gay lol

anyway im def nostalgic type i love that they're comin back, im 17 now so i was of the spice girl age, as kef3832 said the british pop scene was just full of boybands, when the spice girls came along it was like insanely cool.

emma bunton was on strictly come dancing and every time louisa (eastenders actress) said she can't believe she's friends with a spice girl, i cried, well filled up at least (no idea why lol) thats how irrational i am when it comes to the spice girls,

but i never saw them in concert, i had the video (ahh videos the good old days), i totally wanna see them this time round!

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Jo16's picture

also

does anyone else, unintentially or otherwise, seem to have the lyrics ingrained in their mind, i wasnt even one of the kids who practiced singin their songs into a hairbrush (though i did do the dance routines)

10 years later i can still pretty much sing each song word for word (and i never remember song words), maybe we were all brain washed, anyone else??

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Salzstreuerin's picture

Oh we were all

Oh we were all brainwashed... I remember nearly every word too. It's kind of scary, what popmusic can do to an 8 year old brain...

Anna

slacker2's picture

Jennifer Saunders as Mel C...

Chelsea Chainsaw's picture

Omg

I can't even begin to explain how excited I am about this tour. My girlfriend and I have decided that we don't care what we have to do or where we have to go to see them. We both saw them way back when and our dying for round two!
jocmolyneux's picture

Spice Girls. Loved. Them.

Spice Girls: Loved. Them.

I feel like this concert/group reunion is totally fulfilling an entire generation's worth (ok, maybe more like 'a decade's worth'), of 16 to thirtyish year old young women's desires to return to an 'age of innocence'...or at least an age when we were younger, naive....and only *just* discovering our deep down desires...

I, for one, am absolutely THRILLED and will be trying my best to attend a show!

(I still have a pic of me, twelve years old, posing for the camera like Sporty Spice...and then being absolutely thrilled for years after, that I was able to pull off that 'Sporty' look.)

 If only I had known that 'sporty' actually meant... 'Gay'.

Oh, how I love those retrospect gay 'memories'.

JulieGabi's picture

Mea Culpa

Alright... Alright... I'll admit it... I did buy their first CD... Well it feels better having said the truth !

And I would go to their concert... IF I could get free tickets ^_-

However I would never had imagined how lesbians were crazy about the Spice Girls. Was something hidden in the lyrics that I didn't get at that time ??!?

Jo16's picture

just think

some psychologist somewhere is tryin to work out how to prove that the spice girls turned millions of young girls gay, because of this blog hehe . . . maybe they did lol :P 

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Tori Is Cute's picture

Yes! Man, I remember bopping

Yes! Man, I remember bopping out to these guys when I was like six 'til I was eight. They were my first concert, I was proud to say. And damn, was I torn between Sporty and Baby. I think I looked up to Sporty, in a way, and I KNOW I had a huge crush on Baby. Oh man.

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not only but also's picture

where's ths shame?

I bought (and still have) their first CD, their DVD and a poster. So sue me.

Talking of sue me, thanks Sue Me for the Jennifer Saunders sketch playing Mel C. Too funny for words. Dawn French's last line is fabulous - "And don't borrow your Nan's microphone again without asking". Haha!

Was I the only to look at the first photo and think "OK, so only three of the originals and two ring-ins"? I absolutely wouldn't have picked either of the Mels if they'd fallen on me. What a difference a decade makes. Of course, we all get better with age (he-hem)...

I hope against all hope that Mel C is actually out at last (the news had escaped me though), but we'll always have that line from Bend it Like Beckham - "There's a reason Sporty Spice is the one without a boyfriend you know..."

And all the talk of concerts reminds me of the first time I ever saw or heard of the Spice Girls. I was in a hotel room during a business trip (oh yeah, I was NOT a pre-teen), idly flipping channels one night when I came across the Spice Girls concert in Istanbul (what??) and the audience seemd to be full of English people, mainly women in their late twenties. "Hello", I thought to myself. "What's all this then?" And sure enough, the camera panned the crowd and in one row was a line of bored looking children and behind them were their mothers - dancing with plastic pints of beer in their hands and just letting loose. I don't care how daggy it is - the Spice Girls won me over right then and there.

Their music is utterly crap though. But they'd better bloody well tour in Australia!!! 

Not Only But Also

Wicked1's picture

I knew this would make its

I knew this would make its way on here soon, haahah. I found out about the reunion tour yesterday. And I am so going, lol. I was the ultimate Spice Girls fan, and I am so happy about this, especially as I didn't get a chance to go to a concert when they were out out. The show in L.A. is Dec.7, the day before my birthday, I am so going.
Nejra's picture

LOL

I always liked the most sporty spice, and now she is the only one looking bether then befor, well maby Ginger nad Baby too, yeah the Scary Spice looks nice too, but Posh omg is that a human or a sceleton with two big baloons....
netgirl1983's picture

Goodness

A little tighter and those things (Victoria's Boobs) would have gone POP! and say hello to the world.

Mel C not to bad at all

I admit. I used to be a fan to which included, pens, postcards, the whole lot (never got the dolls though. Dolls scare me).

 

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hellokitty's picture

holy crap

so they really are getting back together? whoa! that's kinda cool, I used to be obsessed with them when I was in like the 5th grade!
bbkf101's picture

I wonder whether they're

I wonder whether they're gona switch their nicknames. I mean looking at them now, Victoria looks Scary, Geri in a long sundress and Mel C looks kind of girly. WTH!?!

 

p.s. Mel B looks great btw!

Hopeless_Savage's picture

I...

Always liked the song Viva Forever actually...totally messed up video though.

All that time ago I didn't bat an eyelid at it though, then again I was about 10 or 11.

Mel C was always my fave, liked her solo stuff too.

She rocked the Friday Night Project last week too! :-D

Hopeless_Savage's picture

Ara!

Just occured to me, hehe, that her song and vid 'Never be the same again' could be quite gay if you thought about it, no bloke in the vid...and feat Lisa Lopes(RIP)

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qBm2J-gKeUE

Twas during her 'short hair phase' :-P when she also did song called...going ..down o.O

LOL

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=0a60ctwwgHQ

 

Phoar!

Siouxie's picture

Yikes

I have a crush on mel c ever since the spice girls came up, i`m not gonna be able to see them live but i`m happy with the reunion and to see them together again even if it is for a short tour :)

aviones platedos rosando los tejados

Caels's picture

back in the day

I  was completely in love with the Spice Girls, i watched the movie i dunno how many times!

My cousin came out from England (she was about 7 and i was 8) and she taught me all the moves to "Stop", we thought we were so cool, we performed it to everyone we knew.

I loved them then and i was devestated when Geri left coz they weren't the same without her,  but i don't feel the need to dig out my tapes..

iPodbliss's picture

Finally

My mom is to blame for my spice girls obsession when I was like 7 or 8. LOL. She took me to the movie and bought me the spiceworld CD after it. I'd have my friends over and we'd fight over which spice girl we were and start playing hte tracks and dancing to it, lol. SO MUCH FUN.

So I'm glad they're back, at last! Even if its for a short bit.

moviescriptending's picture

i told ya so!

ive been saying it for years:

the spice girls will re-unite!

haha. and im going to try my best to make it to one of their 3 U.S shows. i have been waiting for this moment for too long. lol after all these years i am still obsessed with the spice girls. lol i still listen to the music and i still watch spice world (which my friend bought for me on dvd for my last birthday!) haha

i love the spice girls and all i have to say is:

Viva Girl Power!

 

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Byock's picture

Oh no! What happened to them?

They all look so plump...

Sporty spice doesn't look so sporty now....and mel b. isn't so scary anymore.....ginger spice isn't so gingerly at all......

Yea...it's good they're uniting but should they all still represent those strong women we know 10 yrs ago? i would rather like to hear them sing than see them perform this time as the spice girls....coz i prefer to keep the spice girls [that i know of] in my mind as much as possible...than have it altered with this mature version of the spice girls....

Phantom's picture

Oh yay. Or is it?

Pussy-who?
(lol, I just love how everybody ignored the naming challenge... or wait. was that a 'rhetorical' challenge?)
You know what? I would just number them. That's right. Skanky #1, Skanky #2, Skanky #3...

Now let me briefly think back to the era of 1996/97... yes, right. Once again I remember why I don't let my mind travel back there. Sickly pop is sick. :p But one thing I have to admit and as much as anyone wants to argue, from the point of view of Europe and the pop being played at that time... Spice Girls, with their easily sing-along music and somewhat PSA lyrics, were the most listenable thing of that time. And also kind of the best role models of that time for the then easily influenceable generation of teenage girls (and boys sp?).
By which I mean to say (in a less poetical way) something exactly like still seems downright scholarly compared to the trash-talking, lady parts–flashing and rehab-entering that is so in vogue with today’s starlets.

But I love how they gained curves. Bloody yummy. Well, cept for Victoria. I cringe every time I see her out of fear that botox or silicone or some other unnatural substance might start spurting out of her any second. O.o! She's the new Scary Spice!


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