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Rocking out for world peace

Some things just naturally go together. Chocolate and peanut butter. Ebony and ivory. Laurel and Hardy. Other stuff, well, it needs a little more explanation. Like, I’ve always been a little confused by the Nobel Peace Prize Concert. It’s not that I think the winners of the Peace Prize don't deserve a good show. Quite the contrary. But I’ve been somewhat intrigued by the lineups in the past. What, exactly, do pop megasuperstars have to do with world peace?

Since it began in 1994, some of the hottest international performers have played the concert to honor the winners of one most respected international awards. This year the lineup includes Melissa Etheridge, Kylie Minogue, Alicia Keys, Annie Lennox and KT Tunstall. The show was hosted by Uma Thurman and Kevin Spacey. Great lineup. Cool hosts. But I’m still perplexed. Should we now change it to "all we are saying is give Uma a chance"?

Perhaps I’m just being uptight. Or grouchy. I mean, I haven’t finished all my holiday shopping yet, and don’t even get me started on the cards. I will send them out, Mom. Stop asking. Perhaps I should just give in to the insanity of the fact that acts from Boyz II Men to Shania Twain, Jennifer Lopez to Lionel Richie have serenaded such respected figures as Kofi Annan, Jimmy Carter and now Al Gore. Don’t be fooled by the rocks that she’s got, she’s just Jenny, Jenny for the peaceful existence in our global block.

So, here goes. I am going to accept the incongruous coupling of rock stars and peace activists. I am going to give in to the star power. I am going to stare meaningfully at Kylie’s PVC-dress and think of planetary togetherness. Kumbaya, anyone?

Some other shots from the show, and the peaceful thoughts they inspire:

Annie Lennox: When world leaders won’t listen to your thoughts on the war, it’s perfectly acceptable to scream.

Melissa Etheridge: We need to wake up. And Melissa may need to get a filling in her top right bicuspid.

Alicia Keys: I’m thinking a lot of thoughts, none of them peaceful.

KT Tunstall: I got nothing, but I thought you might like to see her.

Well, now I see the wisdom of stars and leaders uniting for peace. Booty bump for world peace, y’all.

Nelfy's picture

I haven't sent out any cards yet either...

so I feel with you - after I've stopped laughing about your comments :)

Alicia looks hot in that dress - not that she doesn't look hot in anything else she wears...

I was kinda perplexed as well to hear about the concert, I thought it would be a ceremony and speeches and that that would be it. but I guess people who make the world a better place want to be entertained sometimes as well. and they probably deserved performances by melissa, annie and alicia

"Normal is not something to aspire to, it's something to get away from." ~ Jodie Foster

mikka's picture

Oh Dorothy

How i always love love LOVE your posts, they are my fav :D. And you did it again, i totally get what your saying! And "Booty bump for peace y'all" that has to be one of the funniest lines EVER!! Now to just figure out what the whole point of the concert is.......
Radical Bradacal's picture

Peace, meet sex....

I think the concert is to promote Peace as a sexy commodity. I mean, let's face it. Peace just isn't sexy - and sex sells! now, add in some Alicia Keys bootay while playing a piano - Peace suddenly becomes more and more appealing.  

The people who are actually working toward and promoting the peace - the Al Gore's, the Kofi Annan's ... would *you* do them? I mean, you know, if we were straight, or they were women ... but no, not really (in either case). So send in Kylie Minogue, with Uma for eye-candy dessert, and voila! Suddenly the average Joe is going to stand up and listen! and think, "wow ... Peace must be cool."

The Annie Lennox's and the Melissa Etheridge's are their for depth and meaning ... you know, to give the "message" some "validity" ... which in this instance is really just fluff and contextual window dressing for (what is it, kids?) the sex.

Am I right, or am I right?

 

I smile, I grin, when the gal with a touch of sin walks in
I hope, and I pray, for a Hester to win just one more "A"

lesandre's picture

well...

At least it's more entertaining then the "other" Nobel prize dinner in Stockholm that they broadcast live here in Sweden. I'll take Kylie and Alicia in hot dresses over watching a room full of old people in gowns and tuxedos eat any day!
Radical Bradacal's picture

I'm not saying that the

I'm not saying that the concert's a bad thing ... that was just my explanation of they why's and wherefore's of parying for Peace ...  

I smile, I grin, when the gal with a touch of sin walks in
I hope, and I pray, for a Hester to win just one more "A"

Elvis730's picture

I dont mind

Hey if world peace means getting several hot a talented women into one place at the same time...I reallly dont mind :)

And just in passing...I'm really loving Kylie at the moment...luv her new song!

"Oh my god I love your bins, they're so random"

HaveFaith's picture

Kylie...

Kylie = HOT

She looks amazing!

I want my own little Kylie! That would be awesome...

notshane's picture

and then there was this in 1996

Totally appropriate I think, for the Nobel Peace Concert:

Sinead O'Coonor singing This is a Rebel Song - about the then ongoing conflict in Northern Ireland.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbrDlVl3Ul8

and btw, I hardly recognize KT Tunstall. I can't stand the way she's been glossied out and gone all "feminine" since making it big. I liked her in her down to earth style before.

 

jennifer from pittsburgh's picture

Ig Nobel

I wonder who they had perform at the Ig Nobel awards (it was in October at Harvard). I haven't paid that much attention to what they've been doing at the Iggies since 2003 when that dude won in the biology category for documenting homosexual necrophilia in mallards. That just seemed unbeatable to me, hence the waning of my interest.
grl_owl's picture

ok

In my mind french fries are a vehicle for salt. Now stick with me here. I know it's late and bone crushing cold has permeated my brain. But using that semi-logic, peace is a vehicle for cool women. Makes sense to me.
4evva's picture

Because..

Because no stars, no viewers. That's basically why..
Don't get me wrong, i love music, and i want world peace for sure. But it's sad that a subject as the Nobel peace prize (and world hunger and aids and saving the planet) needs to be promoted by celebrities.
Like they're saying, 'you probably wouldn't care otherwise'. And worst of all, they're probably right...

 

 

 

Natazzz's picture

Chocolate and peanut butter

I just have to say, that in my mind there is nothing natural about chocolate and peanut butter.

I would go as far as to say that the combination is very very unnatural, if not just plain WRONG. 

rzr_247's picture

Dorothy! you are superb!

I really like the flow of your blog. I totally enjoyed it.

Wow, I think I really like much peace now. =)


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