Olivia Wilde wants to save the mountain oxOlivia Wilde has a new title. Sure, she is already an actress, princess (yes, princess – more on that later) and professional player of bisexual hotties. She can now add president, CEO and founder of the Save the Mountain Ox Society. Well, at least, that’s what she told GQ.
The House star earned the title, which apparently comes with an in-home jungle gym, with her response to Megan Fox’s earlier proclamation in the same magazine that Olivia was so sexy she “makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands.” Olivia’s reaction: I came into my trailer at House the morning after that article came out and one of our writers had done an illustration on my mirror of a mountain ox saying, ‘Save me, save me. Please, Olivia, make out with Megan!’ ” Though Wilde is a little skeptical of the recent girl-crush fad, she’s always willing to pitch in for a cause: “Of course, anything I can do to save the mountain ox, I’m happy to do.”
You see, this is how you get more people interested in animal rights. I’m getting a mental picture, I’m getting a mental picture. How about a gratuitous visual aid?
Olivia is featured in the June issue of the magazine to promote her new film Year One, a comedy about two hapless wanders (Jack Black and Michael Cera) searching for meaning of life in biblical times. Olivia plays Princess Inanna, Jack’s love interest. Now, I’ve already railed against the world of wrong that is a Jack/Olivia coupling. But once again, for those who learn visually, in what universe would Jack Black actually end up with her?
The still pictures not working for you? Need to see movement and energy to be convinced? I give you proof: Seriously, you are a tough crowd what with your demanding more “evidence,” particularly the photographic kind. But, what can I do? I want to be thorough.
Oh, and just because I promised earlier, Olivia probably didn’t have to do too much research for her royal role. That’s because she is, in fact, an actual princess via to her marriage to Tao Ruspoli, who happens to be the son of Prince Alessandro Ruspoli, the 9th Prince of Cerveteri. So, there you go, princess.
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*fans self*
Oh. my. god. CLICK.
Oh. my. god.
CLICK. SAVE.
I think I need a moment
I think I need a moment alone.
My goodness she's so beautiful, and these photos are glorious.
They are both so gorgeous,
"There would be no black and white, the world would just treat my wife right. We could walk down in Mississippi, and no one would look at us twice. That's my dreamworld." - Dreamworld by Robin Thicke
I have been in love with Olivia Wilde...
...since her short stint on the OC as the hot lesbian rocker chick. As a huge HOUSE fan, I was thrilled when she joined the cast as one of House's team doctors. And then to learn she was bi? Well, gee, I had to wipe my seat after that one.
Olivia Wilde is 100% pure lesbian fantasy for me. I will definitely be joining the Save the Mountain Ox Society. In fact, I would join just about any society Olivia Wilde is apart of. Olivia actually lives about 10 minutes away from me and I pray that I run into her one of these days at a local establishment. And when I mean "run into her" I mean it in the most literal sense of the phrase. Naked, of course.
- Renee
"Naked, of course."
I was into saving animals
I was into saving animals before. Now I am seriously thinking about how to free every single animal in the world just to have a connection. Look at these pictures! Pictures!? This is heaven, hello!? She is so gorgeous...
To speak with Dori: "Oh my, fabulous!"
Olivia...sigh
That's all I have to say right now, let me stare some more and maybe I can come up with a better response later.
“And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly, what is essential is invisible to the eye. ” Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
Lol, so that's where the
Lol, so that's where the oxes pick up line comes from :D
All those piccies are very hot, but I don't follow those series so I still don't know who this article is about. But yes, please, save more mountain oxes! Save we must!
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ahem
well alrighty then. : )
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*drooooooooooooooooooooools*
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holy crap.
that is all.
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She can be my princess, haha!
Wait...umm....
What's this article about again? I know I've read the words but I forget them as soon as I get to a picture. I'm going to need to make a full weekend recovery from all things Olivia. **re-swoon**
"Only LOVE can save the world" Keep the Light shining!
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Olivia Wilde
oh. my. goodness.
...good lord...
ohhhh, olivia wilde..
*ahem* please excuse me...
..If your stomach feels weak, then my work here is done..
just stop.
not alone
Not alone
agreed! (u are not alone)
Plus she doesnt seem to have any depth or mystery to her.. she seems just .. idk.. bland.
yep
I don't find megan fox attractive at all. She's just...eh.
I just don't see what everyone else sees in her. *shrugs*
good god o.o
:D :D
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhottttttttt :D
by the way i think Olivia Wilde is way hotter than Megan Fox :P
time to save..
I'm going to have to start saving up...y'all keep making my jaw dislocate and fall off by posting pictures of women in seriously distracting positions!! damn it!! Just going to join another reader...
right click....save image as.... and repeat!!
now come on Olivia Wilde, who reeeeaaalllyyyy needs a Prince...seriously!?
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"Happiness is only real when shared"
she has some
Um..
I'll buy her a mountain ox and she can go out and pet it every day...at my place.
"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I'm with your girlfriend." -The Ki
Hold the phone!
(more like mountain fox)
Meh.
I think I'm in the minority in that I find Megan Fox completely uninteresting and supremely untalented. She actually kind looks like a cross between Lindsay Lohan and Olivia Wilde - but if you took out all of the interesting looking parts of the other two.
At any rate, I get that your complaint with Year One is that the movies always let the dorky, schlubby guys get the hot girl, but honestly? Funny guys often get good looking girls. Plus, I mean, a lot of people actually do find Jack Black attractive. And some of us who don't have a lot going on thin the looks department hope that we can find someone who likes our personality rather than our outer appearance.
wow
OMG... wow....just wow
"be yourself because the people that mind dont matter and the people that matter dont mind"
Oh Dear God
Thank you, thank you, thank you Ms. Snarker for providing these amazing visuals. I especially enjoyed the video...
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I'm not sure if I understand
I'm not sure if I understand where this article was going, but somehow I'm okay with that.
I'm not even sure if I fully understand sentences anymore.
Check: Olivia Wilde is hot enough to cause brain damage.
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let's just pretend i said something constructive and intelligent.
oh my god...
it's insane how in love i am with olivia wilde. she is actually one of the most gorgeous women i have ever seen in my life, and she's number 1 on my own personal hot list. i would complain about her being married, but he is a prince, and he's a photgrapher who takes tons of pictures of her and puts them on his website, and she seems happy, so i'll keep my mouth shut. especially if she keeps playing charcters that like to kiss girls.
she said she'll do anything to save the mountain ox, including making out with megan fox. can somebody PLEASE make that happen???
EDIT: i was looking through a bunch of olivia red carpet pics, and she seems to have worn the same shoes to at least three different things over the past 5 months. i don't know why, but for some reason this makes me like her even more.
"So, anyone else feel like
"So, anyone else feel like joining the Save the Mountain Ox Society?"
I'm in! Omg, I'm in :D
And I say this respectably by withholding the 'that's what she said' joke. Although it's very tempting at this point.
it's okay
we're all thinking it.
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let's just pretend i said something constructive and intelligent.
damn!
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I should have voted for Olivia Wilde for the hot 100 list...
Wow........
More please???
I am a House FANATIC, and think that they should just drop this whole Huddy thing and go off on a 13/Cuddy storyline....lol
Oh, and count me in on this Save the Mountain Ox Society... I'll take a lifetime membership ;)
Before
Before with Megan Fox's comment on wanting to strangle a mountain ox, I was a bit perplexed...then I read this article and saw those pictures. NOW, I understand. A bit of an 'Oh..oh..oh' moment. It makes perfect sense now. My gosh, it should be illegal for any straight female to be that hot. It's just not fair.
"And it's amazing
With the look in your eyes
Like you could save me
But you won't even try"
- Matt Nathanson
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"My gosh, it should be illegal for any straight female to be that hot. It's just not fair."
My thoughts EXACTLY. She's delicious. The real shame is that there are so many more like her- incredibly attractive women. STRAIGHT women. It absolutely kills me.
dang.....
yEap! WilDe
Ruth! what???
I'm shocked
I'm shocked, shocked I tell you, to see Dorothy Snarker engaging, yet again, in manhating. Every time a straight woman marries or dates a guy who is not supermodel gorgeous, she starts with the blatant misandry. It's so disappointing that AE publishes this stuff, when there is so much other good content.
So you don't like that a story has Wilde paired up with Jack Black? How shallow is that? Most straight women find more to love in men than their looks alone. I know I find a guy with a sense of humor infinitely more attractive than the hottest guy or girl who is a stick in the mud. I'll tell you right now I'd much rather date Jack Black than Megan Fox.
It's amazing that Dorothy Snarker never complained when Sarah Paulson wound up with Cherry Jones. Or Cynthia Nixon with her new fiancee. Why no comments there? Those two pairings are just as mystifying as Jack Black and Olivia Wilde, at least if you go by Snarker's way of thinking. In the end, the manhating gets old, and does no one in the lgbt community any good. I wish AE would try harder to distance itself from what is nothing more than bigotry.
It's not manhating, it's Hollywood's societal stereotypes
i cant speak specifically about Dorothy Snarker and manhating, but something she points out, speaks to our present society and Hollywood's take, and influence on society. This isn't about manhating, it's about how Hollywood sets everyone, especially children up with terrible preconceived notions. Of course there are going to be pairing that physically don't make much sense, it happens all the time. However, Hollywood perpetuates the idea that women care more about personality and men care more about looks and this sets a standard. If you look at any 30 minute sitcom show from the past, I don't know, MILLION years, the wife is either more attractive than the husband, or the writing of the show spins the story that she is out of his league. They NEVER show less fortunate looking women with more attractive men. There is no role reversal or diversity in tv couple stereotypes and that is more of the problem than this one specific example of Jack Black and Olivia Wilde. This perpetual casting and writing seems to be most evident in comedies, both on sitcoms and in movies. It says that the hot girl will be with the ugly guy because of his personality, but we are never shown examples of a hot guy who will be with an ugly girl because of her personality. Television gives men of all look ranges hope and/or a shot, while it only affords attractive women the opportunity of romance.
If you want examples...King of Queens, Family Guy, Everybody loves Raymond, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Yes Dear, The Flintstones for crying out loud. The list goes on and on.
The real problem behind all of this, is that intelligent women such as yourself HallyB, are focusing their protests and allegations on the wrong entities. We should be mad and indignant at the way Hollywood portrays people in relationships rather than throwing around terms such as manhating which puts most people off and causes them to disregard the larger issue youre getting at because they automatically relate the word manhating with high-strung feminists that parade around on a high horse. it's time to recognize the much larger issue.
Oh Olivia... *swoons*
She is stunning and completely gorgeous. I'm very much in love with her haha. She's a great actress and she's very witty, intelligent and amusing. I've seen a few interviews she's done with Chelsea Handler and Ellen and she was absolutely hilarious and charming. I'm definately on board the Save the Mountain Ox Foundation. I'll make club t-shirts though I would prefer she would skip making out with Megan Fox, as hot as she is, and just make out with me instead.
hot hot hot
the difference
i love the contrast pic of olivia wilde and megan fox.
as the saying goes. its the difference between "class and ____" fill in the blank
i like megan fox. she's hot. but just a pointer. =)
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Strangle a mountian ox?
MMmmm....
Olivia Wilde doesn't really do anything for me...but she does have a hot bod ;)
ON THE OTHER HAND, Megan Fox is SMOKIN' HOT. Seriously, I am dying right now because of her. She IS defnitely illegal.
Well, she should be.