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Nicole Kidman: Milky and Maidenform for "Vanity Fair"

Don’t you just love it when magazines get all literal with their headlines? Vanity Fair’s upcoming October cover reads “Nicole Kidman Bares All” and is illustrated by a photo of Nicole Kidman baring all she can bare in a magazine that doesn’t come shipped in a brown paper sleeve. With skin so milky you feel like grabbing for the Cheerios, Nicole’s cover accompanies an article in which the 40-year-old actress talks candidly about her former husband Tom Cruise and her current husband Keith Urban.

Among the revelations are that she had a miscarriage early in her marriage to Cruise, was briefly engaged (to an unnamed suitor) after her divorce and “yearns” to have a baby with Urban. She also talks about her emptiness the night she won her 2003 Best Actress Oscar: “It felt big. It felt lonely and big. You’re in a hotel and you’re like, okay well, I’m sitting in this big suite with an Oscar, and I still don’t have a life. What is wrong with me? It hit home that I needed to get a life. Who do I jump on the bed with, and celebrate with, and order pancakes with?”

Not to quibble, but — uh — she just won an Oscar; clearly she had a life. And a very successful one at that. What she didn’t have was a love life. Those are two very different things. Must successful women reduce themselves to that old yarn about their lives not being complete without a man partner? Ugh. And isn’t it just a little weird that Vanity Fair chose to shoot Nicole in a near-mirror of the baby-in-a-jacket pose they put her ex in?

Now, don’t get me wrong. I’ve been impressed with Nicole’s work since Flirting, and impressed grew to damn impressed after To Die For, The Others and The Hours. Sure, she has had some duds of late (I believe sitting through both The Stepford Wives and Bewitched qualifies as cruel and unusual punishment under the Geneva Conventions.) But I’m still willing to give her three new films coming out this year (The Invasion, Margot at the Wedding and The Golden Compass) a chance.

Though, as long as we’re quibbling, did anyone else look at the Vanity Fair cover and think, “Hey, why is Evan Rachel Wood wearing a captain’s hat and showing me her bra?”

Sportylady's picture

Personally, I'll probably

Personally, I'll probably get the issue.  I'm not a huge Nicole Kidman fan but I have been very curious as to why her and Tom split.  My theory, he's gay, but it was probably the Scientology.  I'll give Tom this much, his kid with Katie is adorable.

Anyhoo, Nic's best movie by far is The Others.  I thought that was a great movie and I really don't care for those type of movies.

jnsferris's picture

Dead Calm

is far my favorite movie with her! (Besides Moulin Rouge.) Check it out if you haven't seen it. I think she even bares her bottom in it!

 

 

 

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these hips are mighty hips.

these hips are magic hips.

i have known them

to put a spell on a man and

spin him like a top.

---Lucille Clifton, Homage to My Hips

Sportylady's picture

Yes, I'll definitely admit

Yes, I'll definitely admit that Moulin Rouge was an awesome movie.  She can sing too.  It's cool she is reteaming the Baz Lahrmann, they're actually filming now, at least that's the last I heard.
Kate's picture

Must successful women reduce

Must successful women reduce themselves to that old yarn about their lives not being complete without a man  partner?

In Nicole's defense, I think celebrities especially tend to give answers that people want to hear..

 

The real question is why people want to hear that sucessful women feel they don't have a life when they don't have a man partner.

 

MsWoo's picture

Love Nicole

First of all, she is a very classy lady. She is also gorgeous and smart. About the only thing I could say against her is that she is too tall to stand next to me on the red carpet... especially if she insists on wearing heels.

 

I have always hoped there was some truth to the rumors about Nic and Naomi Watts.

angel winters's picture

love nicole

I've always liked her work and reading about her personal problems was always very sad..and I have always wanted the rumors about her and naomi watts.

I don't care what other people think and I know people will go after me for this but tom and katie's kid...IS NOT CUTE there I said it...first off...she looks like tom...he is "NOT GOOD LOOKING" and she has katie's hair ...sorry but not all baby are cute and she aint one of them...I hate it when people says all babys are cute.

FemBot's picture

Pancakes!! Stat!!

Now, I wonder what Naomi's up to right now? 
alex's picture

Must successful women reduce

Must successful women reduce themselves to that old yarn about their lives not being complete without a man partner?

Well this is Nicole after all,  it's not like she's breaking down doors for women or anything. Also, maybe it's just me, but I just can't get down with all the um, beauty enhancing/youth maintaining work she's had done. She does look good, in a china doll kind of way, but not in a human way. Sorry.

She is a fine actress, but I don't know if I can trust her choices anymore. The Invasion was horrible! It's worst than Wives and Bewitched combined. Plus Margot at the Wedding is getting lukewarm reception from Telluride Film Fest. The Golden Compass could be good, but Nicole and Daniel Craig had zero chemistry on Invasion, so I won't hold my breath.

Final Girl's picture

having a life

Winning an Oscar simply means, in theory anyway, that she's good at her job. Being named Employee of the Month for your performance behind the counter at Staples might be all well and good and validating, but that doesn't mean you're happy about your life after you punch out at 5.

What's wrong with wanting to share your successes with someone who cares about you?

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Pinesol's picture

re: having a life

You know, thank you for saying that. I agree 100%. Why is it that if a successful and single straight woman says she's lonely, someone's always willing to jump on her for not being independent enough? If a successful man said he was lonely, would we say "why do you need a woman at all?" or would we be more sympathetic? Or how about if it were a successful lesbian actress saying she wishes she had someone in her life to share her accomplishments with? I mean, come on. An oscar isn't going to tell you he loves you.
Bekkah's picture

maybe i'm being the devil's

maybe i'm being the devil's advocate here, but some girls just...want to get married. i know plenty of girls, who know they could go on and be successful, wealthy, and whatnot, but choose to stay home, get married and have a "normal" life.

 

some girls just have that innate desire to share their life with someone. you can be successful and still lack a life.

SummerGrey's picture

I'm not really a big NK fan

I'm not really a big NK fan but I just loved her performance in the Hours not because she kissed another woman but I think she matured acting-wise after her break up with Tom. I used to LOVE Tom Cruise but I suddenly disliked him to the point of being repulsed maybe after his divorce with Nicole cos he begun acting cooky.

 

I had wished his baby would turn out ugly but sadly...Suri is just too adorably cute and yeah, she is definitely beautiful.

 

I feel for Nicole. Success is just vacuous if you had no one intimate to share it with. Male or female...it makes no difference.

NorthernStar's picture

speaking of reducing women

is anyone else angered by this photo?

essentially, the subliminal message is: "I'm all dressed in white because I know how society values "chaste" women (since women have absolutely no urges whatsoever), but really, I want to have sex with each and every soldier in the Emperial (Fascist) navy, because what men really want is for women to pretend their pure but really be wh***, and here I am showing off the goods like a cow in a market."

spotticus's picture

dangman

I'm still trying to reconcile that cover photo with the sub headline "Christopher Hitchens Gets A Really Extreme Makeover".  *shivers*
angel winters's picture

LMFAO

I just caught that....LMFAO...wow what a makeover cleared his skin right up, and wow his boobs are amazing looking at that age....and he turned into a woman...that freaky republican brit can do it all
Damask's picture

No matter what she says or does

...I'll always love Nicole Kidman. Maybe because she's a fellow Australian or maybe it's because she's hot. I'm guessing it's both of those reasons.
Trix's picture

And why do successful women...

...have to do quite unfortunate cheesecake photos, in which they look about as comfortable as the Queen at a Mardi Gras dance party, and as empowered as a polygamous Mormon child-bride?

Sure, I don't mind celebs baring a bit if that's their schtick, and I really am no fan of hers, but these images are really doing her no favours at all.

 Also, where are the serious male actors doing the beefcake covers? John Malkovich in his tighty-whities anyone? Anthony Hopkins buffed and oiled and doing his shirtless pose?

stormy's picture

Wear your sunscreen!

I imagine that Nic is a dermatologist's best example of how beautiful undamaged skin can look.  That aside, it is a shame how the private lives of these Hollywood starlets are aired in the media.  I wonder if Jodie Foster, for example, would keep her romantic life so private were she heterosexual?  For some reason, I think she might.