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Michelle Rodriguez likes to multitask while drying

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Dorothy Snarker

Oh, Michelle Rodriguez, girl, you so crazy. What are sexually ambiguous actresses with penchants for playing tough-girl roles to do while waiting for their facial mud masks to dry?

Well, wander the barren expanses of the urban jungle known as Rodeo Drive, of course. Michelle was caught walking and shopping in the middle of a spa day recently. She seems shocked that the paparazzi would notice her. Which is understandable. I mean, if there's a look that screams, "I blend," it is most definitely the semi-tribal, semi-vagrant, semi-Marcel Marceau look. Just you wait, by summer all the stars will be doing it. Their pores will no doubt thank them, but our eyes will most definitely not.

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    • Submitted by
    Dorothy Snarker
    on April 25, 2007 - 1:00pm.
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    MsWoo's picture

    Somehow...

    Submitted by
    MsWoo, Moderator (408 posts)
    on April 25, 2007 - 12:13pm.
    She makes even a mud mask look good.
    what wasted unconditonal love's picture

    INDEED gah, i was just

    Submitted by
    angelica (30 posts)
    on April 26, 2007 - 1:03pm.
    INDEED gah, i was just watching bloodrayne last night( not for the movie itself of course, it was pretty bad) but to watch that sword fight between her and kristina loken. sigh. i wish she would just come out already
    jasenimby's picture

    hasn't this been done

    Submitted by
    Mel (4 posts)
    on April 25, 2007 - 12:39pm.

    hasn't this been done before?

    I am fairly certain i've read about some other celebrity being caught walking around stores w a facial on. but it was quite some time ago now. probably closer to 5 years or so... still...

    mistypeppers's picture

    nicely done

    Submitted by
    mistypeppers (35 posts)
    on April 25, 2007 - 1:29pm.

    "the semi-tribal, semi-vagrant, semi-Marcel Marceau look"

    d-snark, you rule!

     

    brazen's picture

    yep

    Submitted by
    brazen (97 posts)
    on April 25, 2007 - 8:24pm.
    shes on the nail there! "looks sexy" my a*se - she looks nuts!
    piato's picture

    Jesus.  She’s like a hop,

    Submitted by
    piato (25 posts)
    on April 25, 2007 - 2:44pm.
    Jesus.  She’s like a hop, skip, and bad surfer movie with Matthew McConaughey away from putting out a rap album, or she’ll design a clothing line, but everything will be backwards, and at the press conference to unveil her new line, she’ll be like, “we’re just trying to say how, you know, society, and America, and people, and the country, are... you know... all backwards”.  I can’t decide which.
    piato's picture

    Ok, so I just realized I

    Submitted by
    piato (25 posts)
    on April 25, 2007 - 2:54pm.
    Ok, so I just realized I think the exact same thing about Chloe Sevigny, but her clothing line would be made entirely out of chewed bubble gum, because “we’ve all been like…. chewed up and stuff”.  Somebody get these girls each others’ phone numbers.
    jennifer from pittsburgh's picture

    Facials

    Submitted by
    jennifer from p... (1256 posts)
    on April 25, 2007 - 3:46pm.
    I'm guessing that Michelle was drunk and here's why: One time I was spending a lazy Saturday afternoon with a friend watching bad horror movies (The Headless Eyes, I think) and drinking jug Chablis and I thought it would be a good idea to give ourselves facials. Well, when we saw each other in those pasty green faces we started laughing so violently that my friend threw up. Me, being a good friend and sympathy puker, also unleashed. Then, to make matters worse, the dog mistook this as dinner time. Needless to say I haven't had a facial since. I just don't think I can risk it.
    Reign's picture

    stilll

    Submitted by
    Reign (228 posts)
    on April 25, 2007 - 5:02pm.

    Michelle makes even facial masks look sexy!

    Darn woman!

    smokyjackson's picture

    Michelle in (unfortunately) Curve

    Submitted by
    Jay (16 posts)
    on April 25, 2007 - 5:28pm.

    So, I'd like to point out that our sexually ambiguous heroine is not quite so ambiguous. In the newest issue of Curve she outed herself (explicitly, which is why this is a big deal, because she has always been reticent to speak about any of her relationships, hetero or homo) and spoke about her relationship, a bit, with Kristanna Loken.

    It's a pretty decent article, so, you know, if you're at a store you should flip through Curve and read the article, if nothing else.

    bertiedav's picture

    omg that's awesome of her!

    Submitted by
    Davina (6 posts)
    on April 25, 2007 - 6:32pm.
    omg that's awesome of her! go michelle! what does she say in it?
    smokyjackson's picture

    basically she talks about

    Submitted by
    Jay (16 posts)
    on April 26, 2007 - 12:14pm.
    basically she talks about clubbing with Loken. I have to admit, I've been swamped with school work, so I havent actually read it. I only skimmed through and caught that particular portion of her discussing her initial friendship/courtship with Loken.
    maryjane's picture

    she looks

    Submitted by
    brainyjaney (10 posts)
    on April 25, 2007 - 6:38pm.
    horribly unattractive in this photo. sorta like the lovechild of an evil kabuki villianess and the eternally bewildered rocky balboa.
    G Funk's picture

    yeah....

    Submitted by
    G (68 posts)
    on April 26, 2007 - 3:10am.

    This look does nothing for me :-(

    Didn't they have something to read at the spa? Maybe a T.V. or something to keep her indoors? She must have known someone was gonna take a picture.

    runtothesun's picture

    Am I the only girl that

    Submitted by
    runtothesun (34 posts)
    on April 30, 2007 - 10:53pm.
    Am I the only girl that doesn't think Michelle is hot?
    gali's picture

    no, you're not alone!

    Submitted by
    gali (not verified)
    on April 30, 2007 - 11:56pm.
    no, you're not alone!
    spazojo's picture

    i dont think she's hot either.

    Submitted by
    ~JomoSexuaL~ (13 posts)
    on April 30, 2007 - 11:58pm.

    I don't think Michelle's amazingly hot either.

    I mean. She's cute. but not that hot.

    so no. ur not alone in that. runtothesun :)

    xxx

    cocoslays's picture

    She's wicked HOT

    Submitted by
    Cocoslays (38 posts)
    on May 1, 2007 - 12:59am.
    I just have to say what are you guys smokin, because Michelle is unbelieveable hot. Have you seen the the new issue of Curve, how can anybody say she isn't hot. But to each it's own, I think she's sexy, hot and strong and that's how I like my women.
    shuv's picture

    i just recently seen this

    Submitted by
    shuv (13 posts)
    on May 1, 2007 - 10:08am.
    i just recently seen this pic in a british paper and under neath it said that she came out this week as being gay ?? is this true..has she officially said something or is that just the journalist saying what we all 'know' anyway ?  xx
    dorothy snarker's picture

    Alas, she did not come out...

    Submitted by
    Dorothy Snarker (1504 posts)
    on May 2, 2007 - 3:16am.

    That was just wishful thinking and bad reading comprehension skills on the part of certain bloggers (cough, Perez, cough, Hilton, cough). Curve basically just decided to label her as bisexual in its cover story...

    If you're so inclined, you can read more about it here: http://dorothysurrenders.blogspot.com/2007/04/blind-curve.html


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    smokyjackson's picture

    Thank You

    Submitted by
    Jay (16 posts)
    on May 25, 2007 - 1:31am.
    I'd like to say sorry for not actually reading that article and stupidly putting out there that she had come out. Thankfully someone in the world fact checks, even though I should've read more carefully before I posted. Alas, we can keep hoping that one day she'll officially come out.

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