Lesbian movies in three lines or less

wil: i work too much and harbor way too much chinese daughter guilt.

vivian: my dad is your boss. have you seen how bend-y i am?

ma: i dont speak a lick of english. im pregnant. im moving in.

Jessica: I'm far too neurotic and ditzy to ever snag a guy. Anyway,they all suck ass.

Helen: Hey,I'm a cute bicurious chick-fancy a dabble?

Jessica: It was great while it lasted but I prefer dick. (surprise surprise)

Kim: Can I paint you...and then move in?

Maggie: Sure, but we have to let my newly divorced mother and sexually curious brother know I'm gay without actually saying it by having loud amazing sex on my couch.

Kim: I love you even though I've known you for 3 days or so. *kiss* 

Girl talk:

entire cast: we know we cant act so we're just going to literally read the mediocre script to you.

April's Shower:

entire cast: awkward. script. bad. acting. 

Bound:

corky: im bad news.

Violet: i like 'em bad. can you check my pipes?

ceasar:  who knew marrying the mob would end so badly?

DEBS

Amy: i shouldnt be here right now

Lucy: (rolls eyes) have you seen how well i rock these bangs? 

Janet: oh my god, is that my sweater?

oooh these are fun
but why are so many of those old 90s movies SO awful? so much melodrama, so many actresses who really shouldnt have left their day jobs. i usually like indie movies, but i have to admit a lot were just plain crap. we need more movies like bound, saving face, debs and imagine me and you!

"Rachel: I love my new husband. Whoa, check out the florist."

That is such a great line! And so typical for the movie. Loved that!

Annabelle: I know it's illegal for teachers to have sex with their students, but it's okay because we're lesbians

Simone: Well, I'll play hard to get for a while, just to cover our bases

Mother Immaculata: If I'm not having sex, no one is having sex, so Simone you're fired


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Annabelle: I'm a rebel and I smoke a lot, and that teacher is hot, MEOW!

Simone: Being a Catholic teacher, falling for your student is wrong, but what the heck, Ill do it

Kat: Making out with Annabelle was hot, but seeing as she's with Simone, I'll tell the authorities and end the movie.

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Troy: You want to come to my place, smoke pot and make out

Chris: She didn't mean to Hurt me

Troy: Not bad for a guy

Venla:  Honey don't run.  That's my biological clock ticking (so loudly), not a time bomb. 

Antero:  Here sweetie, I made you some tea.

Satu:  Antero's not the only game in town; you need my help. ;-)  

Mona: My brother's a born again Christian, so obviously I need to start kissing girls

Tamsin: My sister is dead and my parents are never home, let's spend a few days having medicore sex

Mona: You're sister isn't really dead and you're a psychopath, I guess my brother was right about lesbians

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Agnes: I'm gay and high school sucks, but Elin is a sexy mess.

Elin: I'm bored. I've already made out with every guy in this town, but I'd really like to suck face with that new loner Agnes.

Agnes: Shit, is every girl going to mess with me so much before she finally realizes I'm her man.

Randy: Trig sucks, I'm going to smoke pot instead.

Evie: Really? That's fascinating! Let's hang out... and then have sex in my mother's bed.

Randy: Cool! Let's totally forget that you're going to leave me to go to a college I could never attend!

Jade: Striping for dirty guys on the internet is a big party and they want me bad, at least someone wants me.

Takeko: What do I do, Jade's coming on to me, and I gave up women and a sex life when my father died in the Earthquake.

Tattoo: There's no forgetting your heart and what you need, and don't worry I'll be sure to remind you.

Sita: My husband has a girlfriend

Radha: My husband won't have sex with me

Mundu: Let's watch a video with granny!

Sue:I'm conning you and going to help get you locked up in a loony bin,but the whole glove thing makes me hot so lets have sex.

Maud:Actually i'll be the one to doublecross you but i'm sexually frustrated from all the porn my uncle makes me read so hell yeah let's have sex.

Louis: The whole thing seems to go on for eternity; nothing happens and then, wham! For no reason she kills herself.

(That's actually from the movie)

Tipping the Velvet:

Nan:*Recieves Rose* Sigh sigh sigh

Kitty: Mermaids, I'm screwing the moustache man.

Nan: *Throws rose* Screw your top hat 

Fingersmith:

Sue: *Long lingering look*. AH CRAP I'm in a madhouse

Gentleman: *Evil cackle* AH CRAP I've been stabbed

Maud: *Sexually repressed glare* AH CRAP my mother is who?

And the road stretched on like an angry woman...

Linda:God she looks sexy in that tie and she rides a motorbike

Her Friends:But where bitchy feminists and she looks like a guy.

Linda:Yeah but she's hot so screw feminism.

Lucy: Amy is so sweet and made me forget about my idiot of an ex who had the nerve to dump ME! Oh noes- she thinks she's straight. Time to seduce her!

Amy: Men are boring and Lucy is hot! I didn't stand a chance.

Max: Damn, I really had the hots for Amy. Well, oh well; if I can't have her, I'll just make her feel miserable for a while and threaten her girlfriend.

"The quick to think are never sure"

--Tiresias, Oedipus Rex

Rachel:I know I look like a toad and i'm writing/directing this movie but it's believable I could have two hot women in love with me,right?

Christine:I'm only marrying you because converting to being Jewish sounds cool.

Ninny: You're down in the dumps? Oh, let me tell you a story about some old-timey lesbians good friends to make you feel more empowered!

Idgie: I dress in men's clothes, act like a total tomboy, and follow you around like a puppy. Are you getting where I'm going with this?

Ruth: Yes. Let's raise a son together in our seemingly-intolerant-but-actually-quite-supportive Southern town. Actually, scratch that, I'm sick. *dies*