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Fashion Friday: Bell bottoms and cheetah spots and lesbian tendencies, oh my

Friday is always a good day to take stock and reflect. As I reflect on my week, I realize that things could have been a whole lot worse. I mean, I could have worn any of this stuff. Shudder.

Jennifer Lopez: This reminds me of a candle I had in college. It was shaped like a mushroom and covered in a hippie motif. But when I lit it, it stunk, so I threw it out. The moral of this story is this: Stinky candles make stinky outfits. The end.

Suze Ormond: She looks like a deconstructed Chester Cheetah. Spots here, orange there. It’s not easy being cheesy.

k.d. lang: When did k.d. lang become Elton John and Elton John become k.d. lang? I’m not sure who should be more upset about this Freaky Fridaying of bodies, but it’s definitely freaking me out.

Michelle Rodriguez: This is a perfect example of why context matters. For a fun afternoon running around with a roommate gal pal friend of the female persuasion, this look is hot. For a serious afternoon in court to discuss a probation violation with a judge, this look is not. Tuck in your shirt: You’re facing jail time, young lady.

Clay Aiken: Kathy Griffin, paging Kathy Griffin. Your joke is waiting, your joke is waiting.

Mena Suvari: This outfit clearly came off the rack that read: “Now with 25% more lesbian tendencies.”

Kawa_Kawa's picture

What the FUDGE!

Are these people wearing?  I'm not a big fan of JLO, but I can see a celebrity wearing something nice and compliment the fact that it looks nice.  Not what she has on.  It looks like the rainbow threw up on her and decided to take it back.

Suzie Ormand, what in the hell!?

K.D. is scaring me.  Nuff' said.

Michelle Rodriguez is always hot, but I don't find it so hot she's still in trouble with the law and your getting older. Your not COOL.  It's not COOL.  Grow up.

Clay, Clay, Clay, you look like a sugar frosted mini wheat. What's with the glazed look.

Mena Suvari DAYUUUUUUUm.   

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SportyLady's picture

Good Lord

LMAO! 

"Normal is not something to aspire to, it's something to get away from."

pannenhilfe's picture

Hahahahaha

"It looks like the rainbow threw up on her and decided to take it back."

 

Best line EVER!

thelinster's picture

Clay

When did he become a Baptist preacher? I suppose, though, that this outfit fends off questions about his sexual orientation.
SportyLady's picture

What are they thinking

J Blow-I've thrown up alchohol that looks better than that.

Suze Ormond-Cheetah never looks good on anyone.

Michelle Rodriguez-I can't say anything bad about her.  She's been my #1 Celebrity lesbian crush for a long time.  She could look good to me in a tu-tu and I would still find her extremely hot!  I just wish she would stop getting into trouble.

Clay-Looks bloated.

"Normal is not something to aspire to, it's something to get away from."

MsWoo's picture

insert sound of jaw dropping

Mena Suvari....... droooooollllll
panacirema's picture

wow

Clay Aiken kind of reminds me of Kenneth the page from 30 Rock.

omg, inbd

SpaceCloudAgent7's picture

Clay reminds meever so

Clay reminds meever so slightly of that Donald Trump guy, he just needs to style the ahir a bit more & he's there!
Tara21's picture

Mena looks good :-) I think

Mena looks good :-) I think it's mostly the hair, that gives the gay vibe
netgirl1983's picture

Oh my lord!

Suzie Ormand, No... just.. .no

K.D. Goodness that just. No

Michelle Rodriguez Ohkay so.. wrong outfit for a court date, but still, HOT

Clay, No, just, No

Mena Suvari Well hello... where's that look been hiding all this time?

(See how I did NOT mention the Candle?)

 

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