In my mind, there are few better ways to wake up than with Diane Keaton talking about full lips and dropping f-bombs. Good Morning America, indeed. The Oscar-winning actress stopped by the ABC morning show yesterday to chat about her upcoming film Mad Money (costarring Katie Holmes and Queen Latifah).

But it soon became abundantly clear that Keaton only has eyes for Diane Sawyer:

“I want to talk about you, because, no I am serious. I was looking at you on television and I honestly do not understand why more hasn’t been made about how beautiful you are. Because you are a beautiful woman. And I am not kidding you for one minute.”

I love Diane Keaton, and I am not kidding you for one minute either. And I also kinda love Diane Sawyer’s killer do-me boots. Meow.

Not content to leave her compliment unelaborated, Keaton went on to explain exactly what she liked most about Sawyer:

“Those lips, I mean, I love them. I’d like to have lips like that. Then I wouldn’t have worked on my f------ personality. Excuse me, my personality. If I had lips like yours, I’d be better off. My life would be better. I’d be married. But not with these thin little skinny lips, what am I going to do?”

Now, most news outlets latched onto the f-bomb story since it aired uncensored in the live East Coast feed. But the cursing was just the icing; the real cake was the flirty, fawny exchange between Keaton and Sawyer. I could watch that all day. And by "can," I mean "have." You tell me: Do you think Sawyer was blushing a little afterward?

Watch the whole interview and judge for yourself.

While I’m still not totally convinced I should see Mad Money, I am convinced that if I should ever be lucky enough to interview Diane Keaton, I plan to wear lipstick. Lots and lots of lipstick.