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"Bitch Slap" hits us with more goodies in its second trailerBreasts! Nuns! Strippers! Guns! Wait, sorry, I feel a little woozy after watching the new trailer for Bitch Slap. Please distract yourself with this shot of the women of Bitch Slap pouring water on each other so you can feel as woozy as I do.
Since our first breathless reporting on what is shaping up to be the mother of all post-modern B-movie exploitation flicks back in August, the ladies (and gentlemen – but let’s face it we just care about the ladies) of Bitch Slap have released a new red-band trailer (for mature audiences) with more fights, explosions and cleavage than you can shake a stick at. The new trailer incorporates more of the film’s visual effects and green-screen footage resulting in a film that looks like a cross between Sin City, Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kil!l and The Flying Nun. It also introduces the film’s three leading ladies: The Sexbomb Hel (Erin Cummings), The Psycho-Slut Camero (America Olivo) and The Stripper Trixie (Julia Voth).
While the National Organization for Women might not rush out to give the film its “Feminists of the Year” plaque just yet, the nod-and-a-wink exploitation in the movie seems to come from a place of female strength (and overall sexiness). So instead of wagging my angry women’s study minor finger at it, I’m busy just trying to roll back my tongue into my mouth. What? I’m only human.
The spot also gives us our first glimpse of Lucy Lawless and Renée O'Connor (that’s Xena and Gabrielle, to the rest of us) as Mother Superior and Sister Batrill. Wow, do all nuns wear that underneath their habits? If so, I suddenly feel like finding religion.
Erin, who was nice enough to write and give us a shout out after the first trailer, sent me another email updating progress on the film. In short, she thinks we’ll like it. I’m inclined to agree. I’ve seen the rough cut of the film and it's BREATHTAKING. I know that your readers will love the roller-coaster thrill ride that this film will take them on. As for the sex scene between me and Julia Voth... no one will be complaining that it's too short! It goes on.... and on.... and on... and it's pretty hot. She also said to look for the three ladies in the February Maxim UK. The issue hits (and no doubt will subsequently scorch) newsstands in December. If you just can’t wait to see more, be sure to catch Erin on an episode of the CBS crime drama Cold Case at 9 p.m. this Sunday. She plays a 50s pin-up who gets shot through the heart. Pin-up? Sure. Bad ass? You betcha.
So, if you’ve regained feeling through your central nervous system, please feel free to express your thoughts in the comments. Or, you know, just make monosyllabic sounds and punch random letter on your keyboard — whatever you feel up to. Submitted by on November 17, 2008 - 5:00pm. |
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hot damn
hmmmmmmmm
*wuzza wuzza*
Damn, that trailer will leave ANYONE incoherent.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
Best line in that is...
"Giddy up you are my horsey!"
I'm very very very VERY excited about this movie and to be quite frank if you're not you have no soul....it looks very very very epic...I love it already
I mean it has Lucy Lawless and Renne O'Conner dressed as nuns!!!!
that alone is genius and makes it worth seeing...so if you're not excited quite frankly you don't deserve to be a lesbian!
Good times
Dance like no ones watching...but drink lots of vodka first
oh. my. god.
Release Date Pushed Back
lustanticipation for a little longer. The publicist just emailed me to say the release date has been pushed back from Christmas to Spring 2009.---------------------------------------------------
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Release
ah!
...simply priceless... it's gonna be some luvly christmas!
Woo!
Very exciting :-D
Happy Christmas us!
That final photo is awesome
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Um...
Was there a plot there? because i really didn't notice it, i was too distracted
All right, then, I'll go to hell. ~mark twain
So exciting!
having my cake and eating it too (pun intended)
a drop dead gorgeous cast in a tarantino-esque, instant cult classic, B-movie.
it's any movie fan's wet dream. :D
My thoughts exactly...
Very Tarantino-y! After watching Uma kick ass in Kill Bill 1&2, I could use another chick flick of the like.
And the girl on girl action doesn't hurt either!
Hhgghhh
sweet shit in a bucket
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The heartache won't pass.
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Holy lady parts - indeed!
I think my jaw just dropped and my eyes about popped out from all the goodness... I'm so queer :p
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"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." (Dr. Seuss)
must see...
so fucking awesome...
"I need help getting off"
"I need help getting off" Haha!!
So many good quotes.
Can't wait for this to come out, and I will definitely be buying Maxim in Dec.
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(yeah, I'm pretty fooking Queer!!)
oh now that's just too
oh now that's just too cute. lol
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i wanna see this
i wanna see this movie....in HD! this looks awesome
'your sarcisicasity is verbacious to my intellectioniosity.'
Hooked
http://chicks-who-r-flicks.blogspot.com/
okey I'm in love in this movie, and I haven't even seen it.
I where hooked after seeing the first trailer, not I'm just sittin on pins waiting for it to come out...
Give me Bitch Slap NOW
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Oh, HELL yeah. I'm in.
Oh, HELL yeah.
I'm in.
(This has a Death Proof vibe, too. Dig it.)
::Speechless::
DO WANT!
That is all.
Dear Hell
Giddy Up You're my horse
Another dope trailer. WOW. **Drolls**
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Rose Rollins is super hot.
Isn't Queen Latifah a super duper dyke?
*blink*
To quote my favorite redeemed bad-girl, about this movie, "Want. Take. Have."
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~It means pride.~
oh. my. god.
i need to see this movie.
and then it needs to come out on dvd so i can watch it over and over again.
*drool*
Gah..gahgahgah..ghootnessses
Gah..gahgahgah..ghootnesssesss!
When's it coming out?!
Listen to me! Listen to me! ME! ME!
i'm so ready to see this
i'm so ready to see this film. it reminds me of tarantino's work...did he make it? and when/where is it slated to come out?
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yup, still gay
My retinas!
OK after I have put my retinas back in order I noticed something.
The two actors from Hercules and Xena (Michael Hurst and Kevin Sorbo) were in the trailer. I notice also that the writer (Eric Gruendemann) was also part of Xena: WP so looks like it is a reunion of sorts of the people from the 2 series.
More XWP connections!
double wow (i mean, triple it)
i. am. speechless.
btw, what exactly does Hel say at the end of the video? Couldn't get it.
Hel is saying...
My inner philistine
Is beating down my inner intellectual! This looks like so much fun!
Oh my god...
THAT WAS FRIGGIN' AWESOME IN EVERY WAY!
Nuns and boobies...what more could a gal want?
Any ideas as to when this will be available in the UK?
Is an art, like everything else,
I do it exceptionally well.
Sylvia Plath - Lady Lazarus
hell yes
so much so that i want the movie poster blown up to life size and stuck to my ceiling. Yum.
it's been an awesome monday - a ridiculous bitch slap trailer and new britney leaking all over the place (and actually being pretty darn good): http://rightmindleftcoast.wordpress.com
B*tch slap
I can not wait to see and buy this movie!! I'll be drooling throughout the entire thing!
-Rachel
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Hummina hummina hummina.
Hummina hummina hummina.
Sweet zombie Jesus, I cannot wait to see this movie.
"There is homophobia in every corner and pocket of this world, but at the core ... you just love someone and want to make mixedtapes for them" -Sara Quin
Erk
That last line made me cover my ass
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You're Everywhere to me.
AHHH! I WANT I WANT I
AHHH! I WANT I WANT I WANT!
When? Wheeeennnn is it coming out? The trailer was so good I let out a few rather loud shrieks.
I'm definitely seeing this in theatres.
god, I need to plan for this
Needs:
1) A group of people to see this with. People who will appreciate the... scenery. Yeah. The huge, beautiful tracts of land. *coughs*
2) To see this. On opening day.
3) People to rave about the... scenery to afterwards.
4) To see a second showing. Possibly still on opening day.
5) To memorize the whole movie, just in case I ever need to know anything about it for... school, yeah, because I might take a class where it'd be relevant, right?
6) To get the DVD when it comes out.
7) A girlfriend. Oh, wait, wrong list.
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No boom today. Boom tomorrow. There's always boom tomorrow.
--Susan Ivanova tells it like it is
The Psycho-Slut
Yep
I think we all know we're
I think we all know we're gay because we are CRAVING to see this movie lol
Oops, I think a very small bit of drool fell on my keyboard...
I want to see this so bad it
oh myyy
sometimes, i just gotta thank those male chauvinistic pigs; at least they have great taste in eye candy!
I'm not so sure.
The website has some nasty undertones--jokes about "gang bangs" etc. Even if it does have some girl on girl action, it is almost exclusively catered to the extremely male B-movie horror crowd. The director is man, Rick Jacobson, who also filmed the timeless "post feminist" series, BAYWATCH.
The film looks sexy, but we shouldn't stay our critiques regardless.
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Sweet boobies in a bucket !
Oh Dorothy, once again you meet & beat expectations...I was wondering when we'd be getting an update on our rrraaaawwwrrr Christmas present ... Yay!
Picking up my eyeballs while my brain goes back to a normal consistency now. This is going to be a happy day.