Angie gets her gunsAngelina Jolie, a sports car and big guns. Is this heaven? No, it’s Chicago. Miss Jolie got her badass on during filming in the Windy City on the set of her new film, Wanted. The results, well, they make Monday worth waking up for.
Now, I love Angelina. I know it’s a horrible lesbian cliché, but it’s true. As I say this I’m sipping some herbal tea while petting my cat and thinking about which U-Haul rental office to use when Angie finally leaves Brad and we move in together. What? You know you were doing the exact same thing. Especially after seeing this double-barreled fierceness.
Whoa. Action Angie is definitely back. Her new film co-stars Morgan Freeman and James McAvoy and is based on the graphic novel series by Mark Millar. The story follows an average-guy (McAvoy) who is thrust into a secret society of super-villain assassins after his father is killed. Morgan plays the society’s leader, and Angelina plays his second-in command, dubbed The Fox. Talk about your truth in advertising.
After seeing these shots of Jolie splayed across the hood of a cherry-red Viper, lesbians everywhere will no doubt begin storming Dodge dealerships everywhere, pictures in hand, demanding: “This, I want this! Angelina’s included, right?”
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Oh my...
Welcome back, Angie :D
After seeing these shots of Jolie splayed across the hood of a cherry-red Viper, lesbians everywhere will no doubt begin storming Dodge dealerships everywhere, pictures in hand, demanding: “This, I want this! Angelina’s included, right?”
All I know is I want a red Mini Cooper with a side order of Charlize Theron, thank you very much.
over my dead body :D
You're going to have to kill me before you get your greedy hands on my celebrity girlfriend, that thing with Brad? It's a front, Angie and I have this secret torrid love affair lol
Back to reality lol That's the kind of movie Angelina should be doing, tattoos guns and fast cars. The badass is coming out of her again ;)
Awesome post!
For serious, oh my
Um, in that last shot, it looks like she's pretending that sawed-off shotgun is a penis.
"Out of the box is where I live." -Starbuck
Yeah
I agree
There is my Girl
kicking ass. It might be cliche but this is the Angie that I LLLOOOVEEE.
After seeing these shots of Jolie splayed across the hood of a cherry-red Viper, lesbians everywhere will no doubt begin storming Dodge dealerships everywhere, pictures in hand, demanding: “This, I want this! Angelina’s included, right?” Of course they will. I'll be the first BI in line,( :-D), but I hope there's some in dark blue. LOL
Seeing those pics put a Huge Smile on my face. And it's still there.
Thanks Dorothy
I agree
wanted indeed
I've never gotten over Angelina after Foxfire. And I didn't even know at the time that it was her giving life to Legs. I think watching her stand on that bridge is when I truly came out to myself. Because there's no way that I would have let her go.
It's not that I think she's gorgeous and you can look and look at her, ya know, just taking the perfection in, but I respect the woman.
I'm not a fan of action movies at all, but if they must be made then Angelina should be in all of them. She's stunning, strong, smart, independent, maternal, thinks of others, is generous, adventurous, rebellious and mature at the same time. I personally can't find anything to fault her with.
Whoo hoo!
That would start my day especially on a Monday! She just so good in action movies, i cant see her in anything else. And munky i totally agree about you cant find anything to fault with her...she is and a amazing woman.
*long pause*
sorry, my motor functions just sort of ceased after looking at those pictures...
especially the one where she's leaning back and grinning...
*is reduced to a quivering mound of organic matter*
Amazing
Shucks!
I think I just slid off my seat.
... But I agree: I'd love to see a little more meat on Jolie, because that would make her "très Jolie"
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"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." (Dr. Seuss)
LOL
That was very funny! But lets get serious while Angelina Jolie is nice to look at, she is out of my league and a nice girl from next door who still knows how to handle her guns is more my cup of tea.
Have fun fighting over her, me and my girl will watch from afar and be entertained.
From what I hear
Ditto
Except I actually kinda pictured Halle Berry as the fox, but then considering the afore mentioned Catwoman thing, she's probably avoiding comic book roles for the time being - at least I hope she is.
~ Imagination is the eye of the soul ~
yikes
She does look scary thin
Weighty Issue
I was going to mention Angelina’s weight, but I actually thought she looked a little better in these shots. And, yes, she has told the press in the past that her weight loss came after a hard and hectic year that included the death of her mother and all the new additions to her family.
As she told the press:
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Why I Don't Sleep Much: Dorothy Surrenders
That last photo...
Last pic
That last photo is absolutely hilarious.
Indeed.
And from her facial expression. She knows exactly what she's doing.
Just LLLLUUUVVV that girl.
And thanks Dorothy Snarker for rassuring me that she doesn't like it (the fact that she's thin) either.
Um...yum?! *is lost for
Um...yum?! *is lost for words apart from that*
What I wanna be...
Is that gun!
~ Card 9
Oh thank God!
Angelina is back! Badass Angelina is back!!! look at the guns, the car the dress... all she has 2 do now is to get rid of Brad, hook up with some hottie and everything will be just fine ;) maybe Rebecca Rommijn (yeah I know she's not gay, but hey if anyone could make her switch teams it's Angie)... now that would be a dream, just imagine those two together...how hot would it be... mmmm, nice... veeeery nice...umm, on better thought, don't imagine that if you have a vivid imagination as I do...ok i have to stop now... mental images mental images... ok, I really, eh, gotta go now ;)
I'm watching it!
SAAAWEEET! Okay, sorry about that but Angelina and guns and tatoos pretty much turn me in to a baser version of myself. I am the cliched lesbian lusting after Angelina too I don't care...she looks too good! And I love it the most when she has attitude, so I welcome this movie!
I agree though she is looking a bit thin....