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Lucy Lawless goes glamorous for LGBT rights in San Francisco

I’m sure most of the reporters covering the Human Rights Campaign’s annual gala and awards dinner in San Francisco Saturday night were there for the politics, and honestly, I’m normally the very soul of queer political activism.

But that night? Let’s face it: I was there for Lucy Lawless.

Lucy was all glammed up in high heels, evening gown and tousled curls. She sailed into the pre-dinner VIP reception like an old-fashioned Hollywood star, and signed autographs and posed for pictures with adoring Xena fans both male and female.

Since she looks just as good in girly clothes as in jeans and a cowgirl hat — not to mention her Xena fighting leathers — it’s not hard to see why she made it onto the top 100 on the AfterEllen.com hot list. What did Lucy think about that? “Well that’s pretty great,” she beamed. “I love that. Thanks very much for the vote of confidence, girls, and just thanks so much for the support, and I want to be here to support you.”

In addition to her iconic role on Xena: Warrior Princess, Lucy played Cylon D’anna Biers on the last season of Battlestar Galactica. Will she be back next season, as was hinted at the recent Xena convention in New York? “Could be, could be,” she said, and smiled. “We’re discussing things at the moment.”

Another hot topic at both the California and New York Xena conventions was the renewed possibility of a Xena movie — something hoped for by fans since the show ended its six-season run in 2001. Unfortunately, things look stalled again, and Lucy seems pretty frustrated with the whole thing. “Oh God, I don’t know,” she said about the chances of a movie ever being made. “This acting thing leaves me cold. It’s great when it happens, but it ain’t the meaning of life and I know plenty of Oscar winners that say none of the rewards a glittery life can bring will make you happy. And I’ve certainly found that to be true.”

Lucy’s been doing a lot of singing lately, starting with last year’s appearances on Celebrity Duets, followed up with a pair of sold-out shows at L.A.’s Roxy Theater, and then three shows in New York during the Xena convention. She lit up at being asked about future concerts, and said that she’s appearing back in San Francisco at an August 5 AIDS benefit, has something tentatively planned for Chicago in October and will be doing a repeat concert in L.A. the last weekend of January 2008.

Lucy was sharing the limelight at the reception with Star Trek’s George Takei, there to receive the HRC’s Equality Award, and Elizabeth Edwards, wife of presidential candidate John Edwards, who was giving the evening’s keynote address. Despite expressing her support for marriage equality and lesbian and gay civil rights in the strongest terms, she told me she was going to leave the political speeches to others. “I figure everybody who’s here is so much more knowledgeable on just any subject you could name,” she said, “so I’m just here as the comic relief, actually. I’ve written a very silly speech, and I’m going to come out wearing a space suit with antennas and things. All you can hope to be is a little bit entertaining. I’m going to leave the erudite, instructional speeches to the other people, and I’m just going to goof off a little bit with my friends.”

And that’s just what she did later that night, when HRC’s Amy Erret introduced her with the words, “Our featured speaker transitioned from Warrior Princess to gay community icon, and everything in between,” and Lucy came out in the slinky catsuit she wore at her concert in New York last month, with the addition of little antennae peaking out from her curls.

“I thought you were going to introduce me as Xena, where no man has gone before,” Lucy pouted, shaking her blond curls at the crowd. She joked about being from outer space and finding the human race pretty incomprehensible, then left the stage for her third wardrobe change of the night. One of the MCs, Greg “the Gay Sportscaster” Sherell, gazed after her appreciatively, and sighed that he’d jump the fence for Lucy Lawless.

She came back out a little later in a gold ball gown, and teased and cajoled the audience into placing exorbitant bids for a pair of cruises being auctioned off to support HRC. She offered to sit on the lap of bidders, and got the eventual winner (“He’s Brian, he’s from AT&T, he’s single, and he’s at table 6”) to pony up five grand for an Alaskan whale watching cruise. "You want to see the whales before they're all gone, dontcha?" she asked.

Next on the auction block was a Caribbean cruise donated by Olivia, "For the three lesbians in the room — and the men who love them." When bidding slowed down, she frowned. “You can relax on the glorious white beaches. Yeah bitches.”

After the Olivia cruise went for $4300, Amy Erret rejoined her on stage. “Isn't this every lesbian's dream?” she asked. The two later auctioned off a dinner for 14 with chef Elizabeth Falkner of Citizen Cake, who joined them on stage in a snazzy white suit and short blonde hair — and who apparently grabbed Lucy’s ass, to the delight of the crowd. That one went well into the five figures before the gavel came down.

I’d interviewed Lucy once before, at the Xena convention down in Burbank in January , and just like that weekend, she had lots of love for her queer fan base: “Yeah, I’ve always been very grateful for them for basically giving my career the first initial push,” she said. “They really made the show groovy, and hip, and got people talking about it, and continued to be incredibly loyal fans down through the years. I’m here not only supporting my fans, but also my friends, a good number of whom are gay.”

She crinkled up her nose and added in her sassiest Kiwi accent, “As far as I’m concerned gay rights are human rights, so why wouldn’t you care?”

Photos by KT Jorgensen.

palooza's picture

Ahhh, Lucy.

I love this woman. Y'know, I was reading through the tv.com trivia on Xena episodes the other day (as you do) and came across this little snippet:

 'When Lucy was told that producer Liz Friedman was gay she said, "If I`d only known! She`s the first woman I`ve worshipped! I`d crawl 40 miles through broken glass just to wank off in her shadow!" This was paraphrased by Joxer in this episode (3.2) as an in-joke.'

Best. Lucy. Lawless. Quote. Ever. (If true, which I will allow myself the pleasure of believing.) Quite possibly the best Xena episode ever too, that. Get a job, me.

twistation's picture

Who doesn't?

Seriously... how could you NOT love her? Lucy's amazing! I hope i can make it out to see her concert in LA in January. She was awesomly fantastic at the Canal Room ;)
christiekeith's picture

Why I went to journalism school...

I'm not sure it's what my parents had in mind when they sent me to journalism school, but interviewing Lucy and Renee was pretty much the highlight of my career so far, LOL..
cosmiccowgirl's picture

She's so tall!

And I'm loving the black pleather dress.
newbie's picture

uh huh.

....and the space suit and the gown.
JamesBondLovesLucyLawless's picture

Oh God I Love Desire Need Want Adore Worship Lucy Forever Always

OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :) Can you just imagine Her naked Oh my God She sat in people's laps and a lesbian grabbed Her Awesome Famed Perfect Tushy OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :) I am devastated that I missed this too Oh God Lucy I Love Love Love and Desire You So Much Forever Always! :) And She did wear sexxxy sandles showing off Her Awesome Famed Perfect Feet and Toes Oh My God Yes Lucy! :)

I sent and faxed this message to the hosting and organizational parties Oh God I really Really Love Love Love and Desire Lucy So Much Forever Everywhere Always Oh God Lucy I Love You! :)

Dear Bill Graham Civic Auditorium,

Good evening, I have heard that tomorrow the Infinitely Dearest Most Beloved Sweet Sweet Sweetest Erotic Angelic Barefoot Heavenly Sexxxy Perfect Goddess Lucy Lawless :) will be a guest and speaker at your 2007 HRC San Francisco Bay Area Dinner Gala and Auction. Oh My God Yes Lucy! :) I cannot begin to describe how greatly I wish I could attend, and I also saw Lucy in person about three years ago in San Francisco at the Richmond-Endermot AIDS Foundation event at the Palace of Fine Arts. I could not stop staring and Desiring Her famed Awesome Perfect Beautiful Gorgeous Mouth-watering Breath-taking Luscious Juicy Flawess Fragrant Delicious Tender Precious Wild Erotic Arousing Alluring Mesmerizing Seductive Heavenly Sexxxy Perfect FEET :) and TOES :) OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :) I cannot begin to describe how greatly I Desire, Adore, Fantasize of, am Aroused by, Need, Want, Love and Worship them OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :) And Her famed Awesome Sleek Smooth Tight (self admitted as tight Oh My God Yes Lucy! :) ) Cozy Precious Warm Tender Delicious Juicy Flawless Fragrant Seductive Mesmerizing Luscious...Heavenly Sexxxy Perfect Tushy :) and everywhere Oh My God Yes Lucy! :)

I send my utmost very best wishes, support, interest, and enthusiasm for Lucy She is among many Awesome Heavenly things a very Sexxxy smooth articulate wonderful awesome passionate Perfect public speaker Oh My God Yes Lucy! :) I really hope that She will be wearing Her sexxxy sandals at Her appearance tomorrow showing Her Awesome famed Perfect Feet and Toes Oh My God Yes Lucy! :)

I also believe in tolerance and rights for homosexuals, and since I attended the REAF X event in 2004, over the past few years I have come to believe that the AIDS virus is in fact man-made, likely created in the 1970s. I am not able to prove this but it is my belief. By the way I expect the Spock (Leonard Nimroy) will really drool over Lucy's famed Awesome Perfect Feet, Toes, Tushy and everywhere She is out of this world and Incomparably Beautiful, Sexxxy, Erotic, Arousing and Gorgeous Oh My God Yes Lucy! :)

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeaase tell Lucy how much I Love Her. Oh God I Love Lucy So Much and Desire Her! :) I Love Lucy So Much Forever Endlessly Infinitely Heavenly Always, more than I could ever describe or express. I also cannot begin to describe how greatly, Intensely, Endlessly, and Infinitely I Desire Her and wish to be with Her. :) She means absolutely everything to me always, I live and breathe for Lucy, :) I Love Her So Much. I am Forever Devoted to my most Dearest Beloved Sweet Sweet Sweetest Heavenly Sexxxy Perfect Barefoot Erotic Angelic Goddess Lucy Oh God I really Really Love and Desire Her So Much Forever! :) Oh God I Love the Infinitely Dearest Most Beloved Sweet Sweet Sweetest Erotic Angelic Barefoot Heavenly Perfect Goddess Lucy! :) Lucy means absolutely everything to me always and I wish to do anything and everything for Lucy. Lucy is my life, I live for Lucy. I live and breathe for Lucy. :) I wish I could be crucified for Her to help Her. Lucy is absolutely everything to me always. I also know I can never have or be with Her, and this depresses me much and I weep and sob often with despair and depression. And I am also so completely unworthy of Her always. I Forever Infinitely Intensely Endlessly Heavenly Always Love, Desire, Want, Need, Admire, Adore, Espouse, Fantasize of, Protect, Defend, Worship and Devote myself to Lucy. I Love (and Desire) and Adore Lucy So Much that mere words cannot describe how much I do. :) Oh God I Love Lucy So Much Forever! :) Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase tell Lucy. :) Thank you Bill Graham Civic Auditorium. :)

Lucy is by far the most Beautiful Gorgeous Mouth-watering Breath-taking Delightful Desirable Alluring Arousing Precious Cute Tender Wonderful Awesome Juicy Flawless Fragrant Mesmerizing Sensual Luscious Voluptuous Erotic Arousing Delicious Climactic Lovable Adorable Wonderful Sweetest Fascinating Exciting Angelic Heavenly Sexxxy Perfect :) creature in the existence of the universe of all time. Oh God I Love and Desire Lucy So Much Forever Everywhere Always! :) Oh God I Love You Lucy! :) Oh God I Love the Sweet Perfect Erotic Angelic Barefoot Goddess Lucy and Lucy-Lou! :) Oh My God Yes Lucy I Love You So Much Forever Always Lucy! :) Oh God Lucy I Love You! :) I Love Lucy! :)

-Lucy's Personal Most Devoted Drooling Tushy and Belly Protection Specialist

Forever Devoted :) to the Sweet Sweet Sweetest Erotic Angelic Barefoot Heavenly Sexxxy Perfect Goddess Lucy, :)

David Kashfi aka James Bond Who Loves and Desires Lucy :) So Much Forever Everywhere Always :)

Forever Devoted :) to the Sweet Sweet Sweetest Erotic Angelic Barefoot Heavenly Sexxxy Perfect Goddess Lucy, :)

David Kashfi/ James Bond Who Loves and Desires Lucy :) So Much Forever :)

newbie's picture

easy there girl, tell us how

easy there girl, tell us how you really feel.  LOL!

madandlovely's picture

hahaha omg that is the

hahaha omg that is the funniest thing i have read in a while. love it
Marysocontrary's picture

Not really

This guy has been booted from the Official Lucy Lawless Fan Club several times because that's all he ever writes in messages to the list.
JamesBondLovesLucyLawless's picture

Oh God I Love Desire Need Want Adore Worship Lucy Forever Always

Ah but that is how I really really feel about Lucy, Oh God I Love Love Love and Desire Her So Much Forever Always I live and breathe for Lucy She is absolutely everything to me always Oh God I Love Lucy! :) And I need Her famed Awesome Perfect Feet and Toes and Her Tushy OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :) And everywhere including Her Awesome Perfect Belly and Navel OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :) Please see my erotic Lucy fanfics including "Lucy Lawless and David Kashfi: Deep Love and Sexxx At Last" Oh God Lucy I Love You So Much Forever Always Oh God Lucy I Love You! :)

Madandlovely I am very content and pleased you found that so funny lol, please check my blogs and websites as I have been writing these erotic Sexxxy Worshipping things about Lucy for years and shall be back again on Her imdb shortly Oh My God Yes Lucy! :)

Hello Mary you recall me from the list, that's all Sharon's fault I don't think she likes me. Not much of a babushka is she. Btw can I be a Transgender? Seems the lesbian fans have all the Hot Sexxxy fun w/ Lucy and Her famed Awesome Perfect Tushy OH MY GOD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES LUCY! :) I've got to contact that lady who grabbed Her Tush! :) That was so HOT Oh My God Yes Lucy! :)

Btw I've got to gaurd Her famed Perfect Tushy in Malawi, hopefully as intimately as possible Oh My God Yes Lucy! :) 

-Lucy's Personal Most Devoted Drooling Tushy and Belly Protection Specialist

Forever Devoted :) to the Sweet Sweet Sweetest Erotic Angelic Barefoot Heavenly Sexxxy Perfect Goddess Lucy, :)

David Kashfi/ James Bond Who Loves and Desires Lucy :) So Much Forever :)

N.O.way's picture

Cool.

So, whatever you're smokin, can I buy some?
JamesBondLovesLucyLawless's picture

Oh God I Love Desire Need Want Adore Worship Lucy Forever Always

Cool lol, I am often including on imdb forums asked that question and what drugs I am on. I think I will state what I would really really Love to be on, so I will say that I am on what is known as LUCY'S CRACK :) which is the best to be on believe me OH MY GOD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES LUCY! :) Oh God Lucy Oh God Lucy Oh My God Yes Lucy! :) I very very intensely recommend it for all, and be sure to lick it too as it is by far the Most Delicious Luscious Precious Tender Juicy Flawless Fragrant Heavenly Sexxxy Perfect area (besides others of Lucy) one's tongue and mouth can ever be OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :) I cannot begin to describe how greatly I wish to do this for Lucy! :) Oh God Lucy I Love You So Much Forever Everywhere Always! :)

-Lucy's Personal Most Devoted Drooling Tushy and Belly Protection Specialist

Forever Devoted :) to the Sweet Sweet Sweetest Erotic Angelic Barefoot Heavenly Sexxxy Perfect Goddess Lucy, :)

David Kashfi/ James Bond Who Loves and Desires Lucy :) So Much Forever :)

 

coco chanel's picture

LOOOOL!!!!!!!

i know right?? thats why i dont do it. it makes you write or do weird things...
happykt's picture

I find it both amusing and ironic ...

that James Bond Love can express his love and obsession for Lucy Lawless on a lesbian/bisexual website better than most lesbians.  I feel nearly the same as James Bond Love feels for LL but am far too inhibited to gush like that in front of strangers, EVEN THOUGH I ADORE EVERY MILLIMETER OF LUCY LAWLESSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE YOU LUUUUUCCCCCCCCYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<LOL>

Kat

JamesBondLovesLucyLawless's picture

Oh God I Love Desire Need Want Adore Worship Lucy Forever Always

Kat hello thank you immensely I much appreciate this, I am indeed fond of this site as well. Please visit my erotic Lucy yahoo groups and MySpace and you will be able to share your most intense Love, Desires, and Fantasies of Lucy unhibited there in a true and erotic Lucy Loving and Desiring atmosphere OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :) I suppose I am very open about my feelings for Lucy including online, and am very interested in your concept that most lesbian fans of Lucy actually feel the same way I do about Her, including desiring Her, but will not express it online. Hm...something tells me there are at least some lesbians on the official Lucy list who fit into this category (PanyLL, Charis maybe). Kat thanks so much for Loving Lucy and appreciating Her, I really love when people do that and Love and appreciate Lucy, all should Love Lucy Oh God Lucy I Love Love Love and Desire You So Much Forever Everywhere Always Oh God Lucy I Love You! :)

Kat may I ask respectfully, if you would share, what particular erotic ideas about Lucy do you have and do you feel other lesbians have, but are reluctant to admit? I am very famously known for my Intense Infinite Desires, Love, Obsession and Worshipping of Her famed Awesome Perfect Feet and Toes, Oh My God Yes Lucy! :) Are there any of you lesbians out there who really really Love Her Perfect Feet too? Oh My God Yes Lucy! :) Since a lesbian grabbed Her famed Awesome Pefect Tushy at the event, I assume lesbian desires for anal relations with Lucy are not uncommon at all. And what about Her Awesome Sleek Smooth Luscious Heavenly Sexxxy Perfect Belly and Navel? :) Oh My God Yes Lucy! :) Lesbian navel lickers seem quite common in erotic sites. Please do tell and many thanks, We Love Luuuuuuuuuuucyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! :) Oh My God Yes Lucy! :)

-Lucy's Personal Most Devoted Drooling Tushy and Belly Protection Specialist

Forever Devoted :) to the Sweet Sweet Sweetest Erotic Angelic Barefoot Heavenly Sexxxy Perfect Goddess Lucy, :)

David Kashfi/ James Bond Who Loves and Desires Lucy :) So Much Forever :)

saloprix's picture

she's beautiful

and has brains and conviction to match. as a hurricane katrina survivor, i was especially touched at the way she not only tried to bring attention to the devastation in new orleans, but also had the ovaries to go on air (a radio show, i think) and speak up about the situation. she's not afraid to be political, she's not afraid to show that she cares, and she's not afraid to stand up for what's right. even if she'd never put on a killer leather bustier and alternately made me fear her and fall in love with her on xena, i'd still be a total fangirl because of who she is as an person. 

christiekieth, i am officially jealous. lol.
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Oh God I Love Desire Need Want Adore Worship Lucy Forever Always

Saloprix I definitely agree with you, Lucy is so Awesome Sweet Lovable Adorable Angelic and Perfect in every way, and I believe She has some family members involved in politics in New Zealand. I for one was tremendously concerned about Her safety regarding the hurricane and had purchased a transportation ticket to visit Her during the last week of Bats filming, as I was twice in New Orleans during Her Locusts filming. However She soon left the city and the transit was down. Shortly thereafter I began developing psionic powers in order to be able to protect Lucy but these have very sadly been reduced due to neurotransmitter depleting chemicals since then. Please read my upcoming Lucy Katrina erotic fic where I rescue Her after the storm when She is trapped in the city in the fic. Will definitely include Tushy-related scenes. Oh God Lucy I Love Love Love and Desire You So Much Forever Everywhere Always Oh God Lucy I Love You! :)

-Lucy's Personal Most Devoted Drooling Tushy and Belly Protection Specialist

Forever Devoted :) to the Sweet Sweet Sweetest Erotic Angelic Barefoot Heavenly Sexxxy Perfect Goddess Lucy, :)

David Kashfi/ James Bond Who Loves and Desires Lucy :) So Much Forever :)

ryath's picture

Okay ...

So, are there a lot of really short people in these photos?

Because, speaking as a kiwi woman that is the same height at Lucy Lawless and who also is living in the US at the moment (go kiwi ex-pats!), I have to say I'm feeling really tall right now thanks to those damn photos ... (I even have the same natural hair colour as her - mousy brown, though I'm colouring mine a darker chocolate brown rather than her dirty blonde).

Listening to her actual kiwi accent in BSG was so wonderful, as I spend 99.9% of my time surrounded by american accents. And I have to say, coming out as a tall femme lesbian back home when Xena was on, it was so wonderful and affirming to see a kiwi athletic powerful queer-affirming woman on the TV that wasn't afraid to show her muscles or be assertive.

So yeah, she's amazing, and we couldn't hope for a better ambassador for our little island country.

 

JamesBondLovesLucyLawless's picture

Oh God I Love Desire Need Want Adore Worship Lucy Forever Always

Hello Sarah! I am indeed interested in you as I love Kiwi women and they are hot sexy and have awesomely erotic sweet lovable adorable heavenly sexy eccints! Oh My God Yes Lucy! :) Eenteense yeah baby! :) I also love tall sexy women and women with hair like Lucy's natural hair, you are possibly the closest woman to Lucy I have heard of besides Her sister Josie you know. Btw I might see you in Chicago Sarah if Lucy puts on a concert there this October I will try to attend, James Bond style. Oh My God Yes Lucy! :)

Yes I really Really Love Adore Admire Espouse and Worship Her natural Heavenly Sexxxy Perfect Angelic Kiwi accent so much, and am very content She used it in BSG. I just really Really Love the way She would say "Galactica" OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :) Oh God Lucy I Love You! :) Please visit the James Bond Loves Lucy Adoration Lounge on the Frakheads forum. :) I also btw love the hair down there on sexy down under women you know Oh My God Yes Lucy! :)

Ah, yes Lucy would be an awesome ambassador...I once considered having some sort of diplomatic related job to NZ for a profession but am not qualified enough. James Bond of course has diplomatic immunity in the States. I cannot begin to describe how greatly I Desire and Fantasize of erotic intense intimate Tushy relations with Lucy, Oh My God Yes Lucy! :) Oh God Lucy I Love You! :) Any lesbians here second that?

-Lucy's Personal Most Devoted Drooling Tushy and Belly Protection Specialist

Forever Devoted :) to the Sweet Sweet Sweetest Erotic Angelic Barefoot Heavenly Sexxxy Perfect Goddess Lucy, :)

David Kashfi/ James Bond Who Loves and Desires Lucy :) So Much Forever :)

happykt's picture

James Bond Love ... ya need to take a valium!

Gosh James Bond Love, you are a bit crazed aren'tcha?  I think you are a real super duper hardcore nutball, as Lucy likes to refer to us, taken to the 100th degree! <BG>  Maybe you should take up long distance running to get rid of some of that frenziness.  I love Lucy, and have no desire to see fake Lucy erotica shots.

 OH YES JAMES, JAMESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  YES YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  YOU NEED TO TONE IT DOWN ABOUT 100 NOTCHES! PLEASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ciao!  Kat

JamesBondLovesLucyLawless's picture

Oh God I Love Desire Need Worship Adore Love Lucy Forever Always

Hello Kat Oh My God Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees Lucy! :) I am so crazy for Lucy Oh God Lucy Oh God Lucy Oh My God Yes Lucy! :) Lol you are precisely right, I think I am the most HARDCORE NUTBALL, and I do mean HARDCORE NUTBALL in all senses when it comes to Juicy Perfect Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) Oh My God Yes Lucy! :) <VBG and Erection Oh My God Yes Lucy! :) > She is after all a very hardcore girl as She told the Smithsonian last year, so then I'm Her man Oh My God Yes Lucy! :) I do jog now and then but wish I could jog with Lucy, especially if She jogged naked with Her Awesomely Erotic Arousing Luscious Voluptous Amazing Incomparable Mouth-watering Breath-taking Heavenly Sexxxy Perfect Bare Naked Breasts and Nips bobbing up and down as She jogged OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!! :) I have fantasized Lucy and I could also go walking together in the lush hills of the San Fernando Valley, and that I could carry Lucy by resting Her atop my shoulders and with Her facing me, with Her Most Awesomely Erotic Arousing Delicious Juicy Flawless Fragrant Climactic Heavenly Sexxxy Perfect area :) directly in front of my face OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :)

I do not make fake Lucy nude artwork, though I much enjoy that (have you heard of Priestess Charis?) but I write intensely erotic Lucy fanfics Oh My God Yes Lucy! :) Oh God Lucy I Love You! :) Lol Kat I love your erotic enthusiasm! If you might excuse my delay in response, I often forget to return to blogs online and have seen a few at least from last year that I need to respond to again! Including about last year's erotic Comic Con with Lucy-Lou Oh My God Yes Lucy!!!!!!!!!! :) As for valium, well the only thing I need be on is Lucy's bare Perfect Crack and in as greatest doses as possible Oh My God Yes Lucy!!!!!!! :) It can also be inhaled as I do and is the most Awesomely Luscious Fragrant Precious Aromatic thing to breathe in the universe Oh My God Yes Lucy! :) Along with other things Lucy. :)

On the Lucy height topic, She towers over most men in heels like the Sexxxiest Erotic Goddess, which I first saw up close at REAF in 2004, and Her erotic barefoot yoga practice (Oh My God Yes Lucy! :) ) also improved Her posture She said (and can make people a bit taller too). Iyenga for the Perfect Tushy Oh My God Yes Lucy! :) Watching Lucy perform yoga barefoot (if not naked) is one of my greatest fantasies, including erotic entrance in Downward Facing Tushy Pose Oh My God Yes Lucy! :)

Let me brush up my sexy Italian, which Lucy also studied (I am more familiar with French which She knows better I believe oui oui mon Dieu Lucy vous avez un tres tres tres sexy chat Oh oui dieu Lucy!!!!!! :) ), arreverderci bambino. With a wink to Vince "Big Pussy" Pastore who had incomparably the best Kitty of all on his show with Lucy Oh My God Yes Lucy!!!!!!!! :)

-Lucy's Personal Most Devoted Drooling Intimate Tushy and Belly Protection Specialist

Forever Devoted :) to the Sweet Sweet Sweetest Erotic Angelic Barefoot Heavenly Sexxxy Perfect Goddess Lucy, :)

David Kashfi/ James Bond Who Loves and Desires Lucy :) So Much Forever :)

christiekeith's picture

Relative height

So, are there a lot of really short people in these photos?

I've always thought I was around the same height as Lucy (and we have the same birthday!!!!!!!!!!), but I was wearing about three inch heels, she was wearing high heels, and I do seem to be taller than she is. Maybe it's a bit of an optical illusion?

But she was MUCH taller than George Takei, Elizabeth Edwards, and Joe Solmonese. Much.

pitbull's picture

She is a giant next to all

She is a giant next to all of these people! LOL.
4sakenshadowxsoldierlette's picture

lucy

my goddess, she is THE BEST!!!  

~*~"That's what we all dream about isn't it? Someone who looks so deeply into our soul that...they'd find something worth dying for."---Gabrielle~*~


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