Sarah Haskins wants women to rename their ladyparts

The thing is, tampon commercials are inherently different than men's sexual jokes about their penises.  Periods may be necessary for reproduction but they aren't about sex.  It's like if there was a commercial for a product to keep your penis clean - men and women would be uncomfortable with that too.

When it comes to sex though, I totally agree that we need more raunchiness about our girl parts.  I have started a personal campaign to get people to say "that's what he said" like they say "that's what she said," because I pointed out that it's a symptom of the fact that we define sex by penises.  At first people tried to insist that there just aren't equivalents, but now they are starting to do it and it's funny.  Most recent one - when eating a cake, someone said hey this is really moist.  Haha.

One of the most amusing things about that whole thing though was when one of my (straight male) friends argued that he was going to keep saying "that's what she said" even for things about girl parts - and then told me jokingly that I was being homophobic because hey, why does it have to be a STRAIGHT girl saying it?

Beaver is what straight women have. See...the euphemism is that beavers chew wood...and wood is boy parts.

I prefer pussy. 

has too much time on her hands.

So? Just cuz guys are dumb doesn't mean women should follow. 

Ha, actually I kind of find Lady Parts amusing. Pussy of course is one of my all time favorites, for the sole reason that I can make cat jokes and vagina jokes at the same time.  That being said, straight up Vag is another good one. Oh man, anyone seen Eulogy? Remember Vag In A Town? Hahahaha! I laughed for awhile on that one. Now I'm just thinking about the Deschanel sisters. What was I supposed to be talking about again?

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The bloodhound gang song "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" does a pretty good job at referring to our "lady parts", though not all are pretty!

Ham Wallet
Oyster ditch
Fiddle Cove
Pudding Hatch
(my fav) Squish Mitten!

although... good old fashion cooter just makes me laugh..... I tend to use Kathy Griffith's PEESH the most!  :) 

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And now , introducing my personal vaginal nomenclature. . .
Dah dada dah! Sweet patootie, just plain patootie, and The Bunny.

I think the point of the video is that it's stupid to have all these euphemisms, but I think most of them are funny. My personal fave is kootchie. Is that a southern thing? I have a friend whose grandmother used to tell her she should sleep without underwear every once in a while to "air out her kootchie."

I also like twat.

I love Sarah Haskins. And my own personal favorite pet name for lady parts is 'Bajingo"

axe wound has to be the harshest soundin but most hilarious name for fanny. it also amuses me that americans think fanny is an arse but its wot we call vagina.

"My life's like a romantic comedy that's never romantic! Or comedic! My life is nothing like a romantic comedy!" - Caitlin (Cashmere Mafia)

Am I the only one who grew up with Vulva being the word to describe your smashed clam?
Maybe Vagina, but that is technically incorrect.

LOL, I looked up terms for female genitals and it is hilarious!

• Muffin
• Beef Curtain (eewww my vulva is vegan thanks)
• AppleSauce
• The Cave
• Cunt (I like this word but it sends my british friend screaming to the woods)
• Yoni (the Sanskrit term translates to mean "origin" and it is silly to me, of Indian origin, but some people find if special and sacred)
• Pussy (cat lover here <3 this term)
• Ginny (like from Harry Potter, his wife? Does he call her vulva Ginny too?)
• Gina
• Punany has a long history I can't even begin to explain
• Love Triangle
• Lips (ya but what about the rest of the Vulvas Face)
• Canal (you mean like the one with gondolas?)
• Jungle (its under threat of habitat being destroyed)
• Tunnel (I don't remeber my Vulva taking someone to another destination- I am never shaving again!)
• Bearded Clam (too absurd to make fun off besides saying I basically hace a pirate shellfish in my pants)
• Tuna Taco! Ok taco, but why tuna? My Vulva smells nice, and earthy not like fish)

The L Word Episode 301. The L Word Online website (http://www.thelwordonline.com/301_quotes.html) has a comprehensive list of the names given at the end of the 'Labia Majora' episode as they sat in the Planet:

“Vagina Monologues” at the end of the episode
Front bottom
Pretty pink pearl
Pee pee
Yoni
Tongue trap
Bald man in a boat
Breakfast of champions
Munch box
Wee wee
Ha ha
Who who
Me me
Fuck hole
Calcunta
The lips between the hips
Furry monkey
Smurf crease
Bearded oyster
Bikini biscuit
Cooter
Cherry pop
Cat flaps
Cha cha
Harry goblet
The Grand Canyon
Fish taco
Cream collector
Goodie bag
Box of assorted creams
Honey pot
Dug out
Love mitten
Mermaids purse
Skeezy
The pink velvet sausage wallet
Poonanny
Coochie
Sweet spot
Power slot
Pork shutters
Bermuda triangle
Crab hole
Squeegee
Vertical smile
Chewbacca
Panty hamster
Roast beef sandwich

There is also a helpful list of descriptions for penis/vagina sex, or strap-on/vagina sex, if you're feeling macho:

Slang For Having Sex with Dudes at the end of the episode
Dip the chip
Bang the box
Sweep out your chimney
Stretch that leather
Bump uglies
Dip and dive
Shake the sheets
Crack the nut
Get some skank on the hang low
Ride the bologna pony
Give that dog a bone
Shuck the oyster
Put some beef in your taco
Ride that beef bus to tuna town

A friend uses "coochie" ... and its like fingernails on a chalkboard to me.

For general terms I like twat, cunt, & Southern Regions. I tend to also reference clit a lot. I like that... erm word... it kind of just rolls off the tongue...

oh also Queen (or King for my ftm's) of the South