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Jackie Warner's boot camp price tag is a killer

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The holidays are just around the corner, and we all know what that means. Halloween brings those little chocolate bars and candy corn, Thanksgiving means heaps of stuffing and mashed potatoes, and December heralds a nonstop parade of candied yams, cookies and fruitcake. (And by "fruitcake," I mean Clay Aiken's Christmas album.)

If you're one of the many people likely to put on a few pounds this winter, Jackie Warner, personal trainer, gym owner and star of Bravo TV's Work Out, wants you. Her website is now accepting applications for next year's boot camp, SkyLab. The price tag? Six thousand dollars.

Even if you don't lose any weight, your wallet will be much, much lighter.

SkyLab, Jackie's patented, all-inclusive boot camp, runs from Jan. 10-17, 2009. If you're serious about getting in shape, be forewarned: There's a good chance you'll be surrounded by straight housewives from Ohio who are only there because they're crushing hard on Jackie.

And why wouldn't they? Fitness celesbian Jackie Warner is telegenic, tight and totally ready to make out with you outside the nearest bathroom.

Sorry, Rebecca, I couldn't resist. Will you ever live that down? Apparently not.

So what does $6,000 buy you, other than the chance to bask in the glow of Jackie's awesomeness? Here's what a week at SkyLab offers, according to the Web page:

Not only will you learn to live healthy and hot in the real world, but you'll lose substantial weight, reshift your energy, and change the way you relate to the world around you.

This is an experience that will be like no other. Jackie's effect on people's lives is unparalleled … and she's ready to change yours today.

Learning to live healthy and hot in the real world starts at home. I'm just saying.

To date, Work Out has not been officially renewed for a fourth season. So, if you're craving your Jackie Warner fix, you just might have to jump on a plane and sign up for SkyLab. And don't be daunted by the $6,000 price tag. Not only does the package include luxury accommodations at an exclusive hotel, meals and massages, there's this hat.

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    • Submitted by
    bad machine
    on October 15, 2008 - 1:30pm.
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    monica_ca's picture

    The hat

    Submitted by
    monica_ca (103 posts)
    on October 15, 2008 - 2:12pm.
    Is totally worth the 6,000 bucks.
    chaulai's picture

    If I had it...............

    Submitted by
    Les Li (19 posts)
    on October 15, 2008 - 2:13pm.

    I'm in pretty good shape already, but if I had 6 grand I wounld spend it  to get a chance at some alone time with Jackie. I love her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    O Yeah.. the hat is cool too!!

    Lesbian Libra 

    netgirl1983's picture

    heh

    Submitted by
    Chantal (302 posts)
    on October 15, 2008 - 2:25pm.

    Who needs that. A visit should do; with all the dramz going on you'll keep running to get away from it.  

     

    The Way The Cookie Crumbles

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    IrishNatureGurl's picture

    No way, at all.  How does

    Submitted by
    IrishNatureGurl (123 posts)
    on October 15, 2008 - 2:48pm.
    No way, at all.  How does 6,000 cover the costs?  You could join a local gym, skip the drama, lose weight, become confident and get a meal plan for far less than that amount.  I hope to begin my fitness career early next year... your career should be about helping people.  The only thing Jackie Warner is interested in is making money.  What do i think you will get out of the expierence?  Warner being up her own ass, being filmed while you sweat (nice, huh?), being on tv and probably some lesbian drama.  Save your money and hire a trainer who actually cares about you, not your wallet!  If it is on TV I will tune in to watch, but it would be nice to see affordable prices for those who really need it.
    Tracy85's picture

    "Not only does the package include

    Submitted by
    sunnyday (306 posts)
    on October 15, 2008 - 4:43pm.

     

    luxury accommodations at an exclusive hotel, meals and massages, there's this hat."

    That was funny.  Very funny actually...

    $6,000?  Jackie needs to spend more time in fucking Ohio.

    neoshunluvah's picture

    Jackie loves Jackie

    Submitted by
    neoshunluvah (3 posts)
    on October 15, 2008 - 5:09pm.

    There are tears running down my face thinking about how hysterical Jackie Warner is.  She never ceases to amaze me with her marketing skill and those abs make my L Word girls seem soft...

    You have to admire her style but can't you just picture Jackie leaving lipstick smears on every mirror she passes?  Oh, she has some ginormous balls.

    The hat is so worth 6k, why throw in a boot camp?  Maybe if Workout doesn't get picked up for another season Jackie will have a fire sale and reduce the hat price by a grand or two.  I'm putting it on my Christmas wishlist - it will definitely make the Mac seem cheap.

    Love it!

    regularjo's picture

    I haven't ever watched

    Submitted by
    regularjo (34 posts)
    on October 15, 2008 - 5:32pm.
    I haven't ever watched Jackie Warners show, so maybe I'm wrong...but how in the name of fudging well is 6 g's going to get you fit in 7 days? Obviously it isn't instant, but it seems like a bit of a farce to me. However, if it works...I got ripped off earning all those colorful belts over the years.
    Janetsumr's picture

    HELL no!

    Submitted by
    DILLIGAF (23 posts)
    on October 16, 2008 - 10:20am.

    Not even if it was free.

     

     

    Jason Gutierrez's picture

    Overlly Critical or Unmotivated?

    Submitted by
    Jason Gutierrez (1 post)
    on October 20, 2008 - 9:39pm.

    Now here's the thing, I'm a guy and I went to SkyLab. Sure I could have spent $6,000 tp have a little nip tick action, or taken a whirlwind trip to Vegas, but my health, fitness and mental stability took priority over some cheap thrill or quick fix.

    SkyLab isn't for the casual gym-membership-card-carrier. Oh no! This is truly the place to to change your life, mentally, physically and emotionally. You stay at Dolphin Bay, one of the most sought after luxury hotels on California's Central Coast, your room is immaculate, and you're treated to a spa massage. You have amazing training in the morning and afternoon and all your meals are included. If you would try and piece together a quality package like this on your own. You won't find a much better del - that is if you are looking for quality.

    So, what are you looking for? Are you the type of person that likes to "jog" on the treadmill or are you the kind of person who wants to learn how to take better care of your body, entirely?

    Regardless of jackie's celeb status, SkyLab is phenomenal and priceless. So what are you waiting for?


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