Welcome to AfterEllen.com!

Enter your AfterEllen.com username.
Enter the password that accompanies your username.
News, Reviews & Commentary on Lesbian and Bisexual women in Entertainment and the Media

I miss Willow and Tara more and more every day

About a month ago, Dorothy Snarker gave you the news about Amber Benson's new film, Race You to the Bottom. Well, the reviews are in, and it should be no surprise to Benson fans that she's pretty much the only good thing about the movie.

The New York Times said, "Ms. Benson is a lovely actress with a vulnerability that can be extremely touching, but she enjoyed more chemistry with Alyson Hannigan on Buffy the Vampire Slayer than she does with Mr. [Cole] Williams."

Duh. And that's why the Times is my favorite newspaper.

Elsewhere in Post-Buffyland, Alyson Hannigan can still be seen weekly on How I Met Your Mother, and can be heard in the new comedy film Farce of the Penguins. Farce parodies the documentary March of the Penguins using real penguin footage.

Alyson is credited as the "Hottie Penguin," which doesn't sound like a very meaty role until you read some of the other credits: "He's so gross Penguin," "Hey, that's my ass! Penguin," "Pissed Penguin" and "What's global warming? Penguin."

Some celebs who lent their voices to the film got to play penguins with names: Christina Applegate as Melissa, Drea de Matteo (Adriana from The Sopranos) as Ester and Harvey Fierstein as Sheila, to list a few.

I don't know. Penguins are cute and all, but I don't think this one can be saved, even if it does feature Alyson Hannigan as a hottie bird who can't fly and Harvey Fierstein as anyone named "Sheila."

  • bad machine's blog
  • Login or register to post comments
  • Danie's picture

    Okay....

    I've got it... since Robin just has to be Ted's 'The One', but that'll never happen. They can get Amber to play his new 'one' and then I can see both Amber and Alyson in one fell swoop... :)
    notl33t's picture

    That would be an awesome idea!

    Someone should pitch that to CBS! Ted, played by Josh Radnor, and Amber Benson
    would make an interesting couple.
    notl33t's picture

    Ouch! Harsh reviews.

    I plan on seeing the movie, despite the bad reviews. I'm not sure whether that's a good idea, from what I've read in this post and the NYTimes review, but at least I can say that people warned me.

    I never expected Race You to the Bottom to be a good movie, but its nice that its gone around the states a bit and that Amber Benson will get some good exposure out of it . Maybe it can get Ms. Benson, who is one of the coolest straight people out there, some more roles and some $$$. And maybe a guest spot on HIMYM? That would be nice.

    wickedgrrl's picture

    Amber

    My adoration of Amber has grown tremendously in the last few months. I look forward to supporting her career, no matter how bad the movie.

    Willow: "What?"

    Tara: "You said recon. You're, like, cool monster-fighter."

    Willow: "Well, technically, Faith isn't a monster. And as far as fighting, I'd be lucky to bruise her fist with my face."

    Tara: "Oh."

    Willow: "What?"

    Tara: "Face punching. I'm not so good with the whole..."

    Willow: "Swimming?"

    Tara: "Violence."

    angelica's picture

    Tara

    there's no other tv character that has grabbed my attention more than Tara. i was obsessed with sarah michelle gellar when buffy came out but when tara came on board, there was no comptetition....

    I miss Tara more than most buffy fanatics, she's a fictional character and i want to marry her, that's kinda sad. but maybe with the new comic joss whedon will have her make an appearance even if a brief one.... 

    Chantal's picture

    Meh, nothing can be as bad as

    Nothing can be as bad as the movie Gryphon where she played a fighting princess. The only good thing of that movie was that a lot of skin could be seen.

    So I'm willing to give the new one a try

    and not only that... according to IMDB.com, Amber is going to be in GirlTrash as well

     

    Because Visibility Matters - The AfterEllen.com Fanlisting - http://aefan.alrightstill.net

    Mesmerizing - The Lauren Blitzer Fanlisting - http://lbfan.alrightstill.net

    Omega II's picture

    Amber ahoy!!

    First off- That pic of Amber... words cannot express.

     

    Not just IMDB, she is in the trailer.

    http://www.ourchart.com/node/95487 (this a direct link to the blog post with the trailer)

     

    Check this out- http://www.myspace.com/marchinghome_documentary

    Hoop skirts!! (Yes, I will shamelessly plug a friend's stuff. What of it?)

    DameRhetorica's picture

    A Reviewer to Watch

    Just a quick FYI: The NYT reviewer in this case was Jeannette Catsoulis, who writes regularly for the NYT and an alternative Las Vegas paper once called The Las Vegas Mercury and now called (Las Vegas) City Life. Her reviews are consistently smart, funny, and right on the money, as far as I can tell, and her byline is *definitely* worth watching for.

    RottenTomatoes has a pretty comprehensive list of what she's written so far. Here's the URL, for anyone interested, with apologies for being unable to figure out the whole embedded link thing: <http://www.rottentomatoes.com/author-10053/>.

     

    JBLuver's picture

    1 in a billion

    I must be the only queer girl in the world who found Tara/Willow boring and passionless and prefered Kennedy and Willow. That social ineptitude/shy vulnerability that Tara had was not endearing to me. Give me a headstrong slayer any day.

    If they had let Tara look like the sex kitten pictured above I might've changed my mind.

    wickedgrrl's picture

    not alone

    It has taken me years to come around to the W/T love fest.  I think it took some maturity on my part or something.  I'm not exactly sure what changed.  There was just some point that a switch got flipped for me.  I did enjoy Kennedy and Willow together right away.  I enjoyed Willow getting her buttons pushed and being a little uncomfortable even though she was the older of the two.
    Chantal's picture

    heh

    I quite enjoyed the whole Tara/Willow storyline. Mostly because I just adore Amber Benson and had seen her in previous movies and such.

    Then again, I absolutely adore Kennedy/Willow as well. Iyari is just... Wow.

    I have a thing for brunettes.

     

    Because Visibility Matters - The AfterEllen.com Fanlisting - http://aefan.alrightstill.net

    Mesmerizing - The Lauren Blitzer Fanlisting - http://lbfan.alrightstill.net

    Cailean's picture

    You are not alone

    @JBLuver I love Kennedy/Willow and it is truly so sad that we know so few things about Kennedy... and that a lot Buffyfans don't like her, is just because she is the new love interest of Willow.... oh well, remember when Tara came on board... same old same old... with the exception that she (kennedy) was on air only half a season so no one could see how good Kennedy is... :-)

    Sometimes i thought that T/W was boring but i kinda liked them too. And i bet that behind closed to doors and in Joss's mind Tara was one mean hottie... see above... but then again i am a weirdo that loves to read Tara/Buffy ff *G*

    dj shiva's picture

    yum

    any excuse to post pics like that of amber benson...ok by me!!!
    Omega II's picture

    Why does anyone need an

    Why does anyone need an excuse?

     

    Check this out- http://www.myspace.com/marchinghome_documentary

    Hoop skirts!! (Yes, I will shamelessly plug a friend's stuff. What of it?)

    Marilyne's picture

    Amber in "GirlTrash"

    Amber will be in "GirlTrash" directed by Angela Robinson, co-starring Gabrielle Christian and Mandy Musgrave ("South Of Nowhere") and Jordana Brewster ("D.E.B.S")

    The trailer is available here...

    Melissa Hsu's picture

    Why Can't They...

    Just make a damned film about Willow & Tara and be done with it? Anything they made would be just like, fantastic (Don't quote me on that if it ever happens and it's BAD) and would be wonderful and smoochy and singing and dresses and innuendos that you actually get to see, not dream about. You all know what I'm talking about!

    And is GirlTrash a movie, or a web-thing only? Because that kinda sucks! Thanks for the link, though, Marilyn!

    angelica's picture

    I Agree with Mercy

    absolutely brilliant. if they made a w/t movie, i would go see it a million times, a Buffy movie would be amazing as well... has anyone actually seen race you to the bottom yet? i don't care whether it sucks or not, as long as i get my amber fix. as soon as it comes to seattle i'm taking my favorite gay boy to see it with me.

     Saw that 27 sec trailer for GirlTrash, its engaging, and amber benson kissing girls again? lovely....

    Brenda647's picture

    The Penguins

    Just to be a little different, I wanted to say that this penguin video is one of the funniest I've seen.  Someone sent it to me last year and I put in my Keepers file.  Every now and then when I need a laugh I'll watch again.

    GREAT photo of Amber. I always thought she was attractive, but this takes it into another realm.  I'm looking forward to GirlTrash. 

    Peace, Joy and Love
    *B*

    whos2say's picture

    :(

    i miss willow and tara too