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Which Muppet are you?

Ace

Some days I just want to be a Muppet. And I bet I’m not the only one. Don’t you have days when you’re sick of your job or stressed about the economy and you find yourself humming “C is for Cookie” or “Mahna Mahna,” and wondering which Muppet you could be?

Now, I’m already only a degree or two away from actual Muppetdom. In fifth grade I made a Dr. Bunsen Honeydew (think green Nerf ball) and used it to sing show tunes. (The fifth-grade chorus theme was “The Muppets Go to Broadway.”) Plus, my wife regularly opines that I am Muppet-like. (She also observes that I’m kind of like a 17-year-old boy in a garage band.)

But I digress.

The reason I’m even thinking about Muppethood right now is because of a recent discovery. While I once had to slog through the exhaustive work of cataloging my own personality traits and comparing them with those belonging to a host of Muppets, I can now simply answer a few questions in the “What Muppet Are You?” quiz and, in seconds, learn my true Muppet identity. And you too can have hours (or minutes) of fun and self-discovery by clicking here and answering scientifically designed questions such as “How big are you?” and “What is your favourite colour?”

Before subjecting myself to the scientific rigor of the quiz, I might have self-assessed as Grover.

I’m fairly sweet and friendly, and I’m anxious enough to be afraid of the monster at the end the book – before I realized it was me, of course.

(Sorry if I just spoiled the ending for anyone.)

But according to the experts, my true Muppet identity is …

Kermit!

These results indicate I am “reliable, responsible and caring,” and I “have a habit of waving your arms about maniacally.” All of this is actually quite true.

My favorite expressions are “Hi ho!", "Yaaay!" and "Sheesh!" And my hobby is “sitting in the swamp playing banjo.”

I think Kermit is a pretty accurate call for me. (And I’m not at all surprised that my wife was identified as Statler or Waldorf!) But completing this quiz did remind me of the only thing I don’t like about the Muppets – they’re almost all male. I cannot really identify with any of them. I’m not vain enough for Miss Piggy or stoned enough for Janice.

Aside from Gonzo’s chicken lady friends and the occasional Sesame Street character, I cannot recall any other female Muppets.

Regardless, if you don’t mind being a male Muppet, take the quiz and report back with your Muppet identity.

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Submitted by

Ace

on February 19, 2009 - 5:45pm.

TAGS ::

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quiz

Animal?

Submitted by

sony (5 posts)

on February 19, 2009 - 11:33am.

You are Animal.
You are completely nuts, but fun to be around.
SPECIAL TALENTS:
Drums, Women, Food.
HOBBIES:
Drums, Women, Food.
FAVORITE EXPRESSIONS:
"Louder!", "Food now!" and "Want Woman!"
LAST BOOK EATEN:
"The Musicians' Guide to Drums, Women & Food"
NEVER LEAVES HOME WITHOUT:
An appetite.

Well... i can really relate to that muppet :D

animal!

Submitted by

STEPHANIE (10 posts)

on February 19, 2009 - 6:33pm.

i love him. i play the drums like him too.

_____________

The first rule of Fight Club is - you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is - you DO NOT talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club, someone yells Stop!, g

haha

Submitted by

Melissa Hsu (not verified)

on February 19, 2009 - 8:45pm.

woosh, me, too!

You are Dr. Bunson

Submitted by

darthrosenburg (16 posts)

on February 19, 2009 - 11:34am.

You are Dr. Bunson Honeydew.
You love to analyse things and further the cause of science, even if you do tend to blow things up more often than not.
HOBBIES:
Scientific inquiry, Looking through microscopes, Recombining DNA to create decorative art.
QUOTE:
"Now, Beakie, we'll just flip this switch and 60,000 refreshing volts of electricity will surge through your body. Ready?"
FAVORITE MUSICAL ARTIST:
John Cougar Melonhead
LAST BOOK READ:
"Quantum Physics: 101 Easy Microwave Recipes"
NEVER LEAVES HOME WITHOUT:
An atom smasher and plenty of extra atoms.

Me too!

Submitted by

Gina (14 posts)

on February 19, 2009 - 2:16pm.

I got Dr. Bunson too. Made me laugh.

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"They can take all of me, but they won't ever take what I still believe"

Me three!

Submitted by

eohl (137 posts)

on February 19, 2009 - 7:17pm.

On first reflection I thought "What the frak???" but then on further reflection ... meh, ok. Remove the white coat and that could be me. Especially after I no. 2'd my hair last week and noting some of the books sitting on my book shelf.

Compassion. A great gift. Never lose it.

Experimentses!

Submitted by

Trix (457 posts)

on February 20, 2009 - 5:27am.

Yes, that's me.

And to bring it down to a very low level, Dr BH and Beaker totally had an SM relationship.

o my!

Submitted by

stefke (93 posts)

on February 19, 2009 - 11:35am.

You are Rowlf.
You are a loner, and love classical music, You can play the piano without opposable thumbs. Then again, you are just a Muppet.
ALSO KNOWN AS:
Ol' Brown Ears
HOBBIES:
Piano playing, punning, fetching.
QUOTE:
"My bark is worse than my bite, and my piano playing beats 'em both."
FAVORITE MOVIE:
"The Dogfather"
FAVORITE COMPOSER:
Poochini
FAVORITE SONG:
"I've Never Harmed An Onion, So Why Should They Make Me Cry?"

Hmmmm

Submitted by

smartie (78 posts)

on February 19, 2009 - 11:35am.

I wold seem that I'm Miss Piggy, "Moi, moi, moi!" I like that!

*don't judge*

Me too, but not true at all

Submitted by

Allegra8886 (21 posts)

on February 20, 2009 - 1:38am.

Me too, but not true at all :s

You are Miss Piggy.
You are talented and the center of attention. At least you'd like to think you are. You're really just a pig.
FAVORITE EXPRESSIONS:
"Moi", "Moi" and "Moi!"
LAST BOOK READ:
"Women Who Run With Frogs And The Frogs Who Better Wise Up Quick"
FAVORITE MOVIE:
"To Have and Have More"
DRESS SIZE:
If it's expensive, it fits.
BEST FEATURES:
Eyes, eyebrows, eyelashes, nose, cheeks, hair, ears, neck, shoulders, arms, elbows, hands, fingers, legs, knees, ankles, feet, toes and so on and so forth.
SPECIAL ABILITIES:
Singing, Dancing, Directing, Producing, Writing, Starring, and Being Famous.

Gonzo the Great...

Submitted by

katy Gnosis (183 posts)

on February 19, 2009 - 11:36am.

You are Gonzo the Great.
You love everyone, and still you get shot out of a cannon on a regular basis. Oh, and you are completely insane and have a strange fascination for chickens.
ALSO KNOWN AS:
The Great Gonzo, Gonzo the Great, Just Plain Weird
SPECIES:
Whatever
HOBBIES:
Tapdancing blindfolded on tapioca while balancing a piano on his nose, backwards, five times fast.
FAVORITE MOVIE:
"From Here to Eternity...with no brakes."
FAVORITE TV SHOW:
"Touched By An Anvil"
QUOTE:
"No parachute? Wow! This is so cool!"

yea

Submitted by

losin_it (60 posts)

on February 19, 2009 - 12:16pm.

I'm also Gonzo...

Just Plain Weird.. damn right ;)

Gonzo!!

Submitted by

QueenOfApologyy (72 posts)

on February 19, 2009 - 5:41pm.

Yup, Gonzo the GREAT.. Ladies ;)

Thats pretty funny. What a character... Well at least now when someone asks what kind of Muppet are you, ill have an answer for the ready :D

Gonzo!

Submitted by

Marlow (126 posts)

on February 19, 2009 - 6:56pm.

Another Gonzo here. :)

Another Gonzo here...

Submitted by

fizz (81 posts)

on February 19, 2009 - 10:07pm.

Another Gonzo here... somehow!

Gonzo

Submitted by

Aline......... (24 posts)

on February 20, 2009 - 7:27am.

I'm Gonzo too...

Rowlf!

Submitted by

prufrock1019 (103 posts)

on February 19, 2009 - 11:43am.

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Stewie: Listen, why don't you save yourself years of sexual ambiguity and get fitted for a pair of Doc Martens and a plaid flannel shirt?

Rowlf!

Submitted by

Daanie van den ... (2 posts)

on February 19, 2009 - 4:07pm.

Me too! :D

"Got a nasty habbit called rock 'n' roll.."

"No parachute? Wow! This is so cool!"

Submitted by

Mel. (4 posts)

on February 19, 2009 - 11:41am.

I am ...

You are Statler or

Submitted by

dark_n_twisty (179 posts)

on February 19, 2009 - 11:41am.

You are Statler or Waldorf.
You have a high opinion of yourself, as do others. But only because you are in the balcony seats.
ALSO KNOWN AS:
Those two old guys in the box.
SPECIAL TALENTS:
Heckling, complaining, being cantankerous
QUOTE:
"Get off the stage, you bum!"
LAST BOOKS READ:
"The Art of Insult" and "How To Insult Art"
NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT:
Their pacemakers.

Your Result LA RANA GUSTAVO

Submitted by

Najara87 (80 posts)

on February 19, 2009 - 11:42am.

Your Result

LA RANA GUSTAVO XD

You are Kermit the Frog.
You are reliable, responsible and caring. And you have a habit of waving your arms about maniacally.
FAVORITE EXPRESSIONS:
"Hi ho!" "Yaaay!" and "Sheesh!"
FAVORITE MOVIE:
"How Green Was My Mother"
LAST BOOK READ:
"Surfin' the Webfoot: A Frog's Guide to the Internet"
HOBBIES:
Sitting in the swamp playing banjo.
QUOTE:
"Hmm, my banjo is wet."

SOY LA RANA GUSTAVO JAJAJA

La mejor manera de librarme de la tentación es caer en ella

I got Kermit

Submitted by

RainbowSecret (55 posts)

on February 19, 2009 - 5:05pm.

I got Kermit too...

We're clearly awesome!

Me too

Submitted by

monica_ca (685 posts)

on February 19, 2009 - 8:56pm.

I'm also Kermit. I definitely do wave my arms about maniacally ;)

kermit

Submitted by

sundancer (425 posts)

on February 19, 2009 - 10:40pm.

me too! and i do have a habit of waving my arms about when talking.

I love the little green guy

Submitted by

the fallen (382 posts)

on February 19, 2009 - 11:48pm.

but am still surprises I got Kermit. Kermit is a Conservative! Hootie....Hooo!

Cool

Submitted by

lucky charms (147 posts)

on February 19, 2009 - 11:42am.

SWEET GOT ANIMAL...

i dunno who this character is...

Submitted by

kesse (132 posts)

on February 19, 2009 - 11:42am.

You are Statler or Waldorf.
You have a high opinion of yourself, as do others. But only because you are in the balcony seats.
ALSO KNOWN AS:
Those two old guys in the box.
SPECIAL TALENTS:
Heckling, complaining, being cantankerous
QUOTE:
"Get off the stage, you bum!"
LAST BOOKS READ:
"The Art of Insult" and "How To Insult Art"
NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT:
Their pacemakers.

aaahhhhh

Submitted by

icanwaitforever. (150 posts)

on February 20, 2009 - 8:17am.

These guys are the COOLEST!!!!

I'm a Rowlf

Submitted by

Amy M (248 posts)

on February 19, 2009 - 11:44am.

I'm a Rowlf. Funny, I always thought I was a cat person-)

I'm Kermit...!

Submitted by

eve_jig_it (591 posts)

on February 19, 2009 - 11:48am.

Sweet!

You are Animal. You are

Submitted by

Pri_Rage (33 posts)

on February 19, 2009 - 11:48am.

That seems very much like me =D

Dude I'm the frog....

Submitted by

SubtextRules (329 posts)

on February 19, 2009 - 11:49am.

Awesome baby! Kermy is my favorite!

"You either want them or you don't! Taking longer to decided is not going to make a difference!"

umm

Submitted by

kulhaha (192 posts)

on February 19, 2009 - 11:52am.

I'm the rat....*shrug*

Rizzo the Rat

Submitted by

Ashley (94 posts)

on February 20, 2009 - 12:52pm.

I'm bummed, too. You're not the only rat in the sewer lol

Fozzy

Submitted by

kiwimarie (24 posts)

on February 19, 2009 - 12:08pm.

haha my favorite!

Wokka Wokka Wokka!

Kermit

Submitted by

Moosy (75 posts)

on February 19, 2009 - 12:09pm.

I'm....

Submitted by

film.vixen (52 posts)

on February 19, 2009 - 12:13pm.

Fonzie Bear!!! All the way, baby!!!

Haha.. I'm Statler/Waldorf

Submitted by

K (102 posts)

on February 19, 2009 - 12:13pm.

Haha.. I'm Statler/Waldorf as well

And yes that definitely makes sense..

Oh yeah! Bork Bork Bork!

Submitted by

MoreThanPixels (105 posts)

on February 19, 2009 - 12:14pm.

You are the the Swedish Chef.
You are a talented individual, nobody understands you. Perhaps it's because you talk funny.
FAVORITE EXPRESSION:
"Brk! Brk! Brk!"
HOBBIES:
Kokin' der yummee-yummers
FAVORITE MOVIE:
"Wild Strawberries...and Creme"
LAST BOOK READ:
"Der Swedish Chef Kokin' Bokin'"
QUOTE:
"Vergoofin der flicke stoobin mit der brk-brk yubetcha!"

Me too!

Submitted by

pancreas (314 posts)

on February 20, 2009 - 12:29am.

Me too!

i took it twice

Submitted by

shoshana (269 posts)

on February 19, 2009 - 12:15pm.

The first time i took it i got Rizo the Rat

then when i got high and took it i got janice

I'm not sure I like this quiz

Submitted by

luvbug1396 (13 posts)

on February 19, 2009 - 12:23pm.

Hmmmmm

Submitted by

Explorergal (531 posts)

on February 19, 2009 - 12:35pm.

OK Stefka, I too am Rowlf. Durn, I wanted to be a cooler Muppet!

One of my secret faves is Beaker!

Fozzie!!

Submitted by

Ctrl+F'ing Me (41 posts)

on February 19, 2009 - 1:03pm.

You are Fozzie Bear.
You are caring and love your friends as if they were family. For only they will put up with your stupid jokes.
FAVORITE EXPRESSION:
"Wocka! Wocka!"
FAVORITE AUTHOR:
Gags Beasley, comedy writer
HOBBIES:
Telling jokes, dodging tomatoes
QUOTE:
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
NEVER LEAVES HOME WITHOUT:
His joybuzzer, his whoopee cushion and Clyde, the rubber chicken.

lol, sadly at one point in time I did go around saying "Wocka, Wocka."

Janice

Submitted by

Angie (1459 posts)

on February 19, 2009 - 1:08pm.

You are Janice.
You dig the groove man, nothing can bum you out. Too bad you're too stoned to notice.
INSTRUMENT:
Like, you know, guitar, fer sure.
LAST BOOK READ:
"Finding Your Past Lives on the Web"
FAVORITE EXPRESSION:
"Fer sure, like, fer sure."
FAVORITE THINGS:
Peace, love and, like, granola, totally.
NEVER LEAVES HOME WITHOUT:
Her inner child.

"Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast." Douglas Adams